2, snatch away the thing, is not a thing.
3, just a person said like me, I directly deleted him, I drop God ah, said like me in September, surely want to cheat me to his hometown to break corn, cut beans and so on.
4, there is a kind of love called letting go, after the hand release, please go. Funny quotes.
5, planting grass does not let people go to lie down, why not change the cactus!
6, I know I reached out your hand you certainly will not follow me, so I stretched out my leg and tripped you a fall, you really stood up and ran after me. So I have to admit: since the ancient deep love can't stay, always set the way to get people's hearts.
7, must remember those who accompany you to chat late into the night, it is because of them, let you stay up all night, leading to your dark circles so heavy skin so bad.
8, stop to rest, do not forget that others are still running, so please trip him!
9, the only thing in the world that you don't have to work hard to get is age!
10, do not want to be the cook's tailor, not a good driver.
11, I hope you will not just call a girl sweet cake, she will hate you for life!
12, when we were young, we were all very happy, because that time we, ugly and poor are not so obvious.
13, born when God asked me to remember or to grow beautiful, I have forgotten how to answer at that time.
14, the old man, today's cattle, even good not to ask ah!
15, now parents from a young age to let their children to participate in a variety of interest classes, in order not to let the children lose at the starting line, but do not know, some people, born on the finish line.
16, the world what can be false, but, I can not tolerate the only is that my hands of money is also false.
17, chemistry teacher asked, gas leakage to do? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.
18, can not hold the hand or let go before it is too fat.
19. In my life, the only thing I can afford is chopsticks; the only thing I can't get out of is the nest.
20, don't complain that you can't find the right person in the 1.4 billion people, you can't find a right answer to the four options.
21, afraid to open the BMW students recognized not wearing a helmet riding a motorcycle, you really want more. People work, shopping, residence note entertainment to go to the place, walking and you a line?
22, since I got married years ago, my mother never nagged me, every day in addition to watching TV shows is to dance, obviously better than before too much, which is often said to have married a daughter-in-law, wang the mother it!
23, the earth is only one, so we have to love the earth; the earth is only one, so we have to love me.
24, the heart is a pocket, something loaded with less when called the mind, a little more when called the heart, more when called the mind, a lot of when called the heart.
25, let's throw a coin bet, positive you do my boyfriend, negative I do your girlfriend.
26, standing long jump I am not the longest jump, but the jump pit is the deepest, I am proud.
27, met you before my world a dark, met you after my world completely black.
28, there is a kind of attitude called sentient bitch, there is a kind of state called nothing to find smoke.
29, now people, some tube son called little brat, but tube pet dog called son.
30, I also want to put down the phone more with parents, but when I put down the phone, found that the parents hold the phone.
31, urge the food said do not than quickly on the tube; cut the price said to look again than cheaper than the tube; retained said you go ah than don't so tube.
32, there is a favorite person must go to confession, not to be rejected a little, you really think you are a fairy.
33, every month there are always so many Mao Grandpa, his face from red to green, then yellow, then blue, then purple, then green, and finally away from me.
34, you in my special care, but not in my recent visitors.
35, as long as the thin, what all hundred, if fat, what all white. You said ice is sleeping water, I just remember the fart is shit sigh.
36, the day I had a whim, with your photo for the computer desktop, oh, actually in the computer virus.
37, I suggest that everyone on my looks, understand the main, appreciate as a supplement.
38, every time I walk alone at night, I'm so afraid, the sky is so dark, I'm so beautiful, I'm afraid that others can not see.
39, my deep love for you can not be put into words, in addition to a roll aside.
40, I want to marry not the prince, but the person who treats me as a princess.
41, mom likes to play mahjong, but then I was born, mom for me and for the whole family, determined to give up mahjong, because she suddenly found that playing me is more interesting.
42, yesterday's reunion, really envious of them, all of them are growing more and more good-looking, unlike me, have been so good-looking.
43, for me, the examination of this matter, three points rely on the talent, seven points rely on the fight, the remaining ninety on the table.
44, I like you, like your mother to beat you, not reasonable.
45, if not that year met a self-made hairdresser, I have found the other half.
46, once I thought, as long as the effort to run forward, poverty and loneliness can not catch me. But who ever thought that what can't catch me is the hairline.
47, everyone, my big brother killed the road, the second brother called kill Matt, the third brother called to kill the wolf, I called to kill a thousand knives.
48, people like me, if there is no weight, can press the beauty?
49, exercise more, it is good for the body; money more, it is good for life.
50, who said a slap is not a slap, I give you a slap, you see if it rings?
51, wishing for a heart, lest the old kiss.
52, why you always meet scum, give me a good reflection is not because they are too beautiful.
53, really envious of those who belong to the dog, can continuously over twenty years of life, if the luck is good, can live a lifetime!
54, when happiness comes knocking at the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've been very home.
55, only to a girl good boy called warm man, to all girls are good boys called hot dog.
56, want to be famous, the first book; want to publish a book, first accident.
57, I have always regarded money as dirt, who thought money also regarded me as dirt.
58, yesterday's birthday to play too high, the cake got who all face. The next day to go to the old man's house to eat noodles, see the old man holding the face of a face of intoxication blowing, my brain a pump, to press the noodles.
59, you have to eat enough, to go to bed early, do not rely on their own ugly can arbitrarily stay up late.
60, time is a pig knife, this only applies to good-looking people. It takes ugly people have no way at all.
61, today went to the supermarket when shopping, saw two monks and monks shopping cart loaded, thinking that the monks really fucking rich, checkout when the cashier asked him to be cash or credit card, one of the monks said, we came to the fringe.
62, call people to return the money, the whole like a crush, always feel embarrassed to say. When you get up the courage to say, or maybe even friends do not have to do!
63, the world's most disloyal is the money, said together out, and then it does not come back with me; the most loyal is the meat, grandma, how to dump can not be shaken off!
64, after the examination of English listening, I realized a truth: some words, only to understand the people listening.
65, girls try not to go out alone at night, it's really dangerous, full of barbecue night snacks desserts, no one can not help but randomly into a family to grow several pounds.
66, fireflies in the dark night that is called a shiny, cranes in the flock that is called conspicuous, the horse in the donkey that is called outstanding, the pig in the pigsty that is called handsome, you and the gorilla stood together that is called handsome a dull!
67, after recognizing you, a kind of intellectual superiority, came to life.
68, at the moment you make up for the tears when the homework, that is, you wave when the brain into the water.
69, in the Snow White side of the dwarfs must not be, may also be hulkova.
70, the most hate those with me to say why you give up the treatment of nonsense, make me as if there is salvation.
71, I'm not only good at hand, but also good at foot.
72, now do not work hard, in the future other people wall wall is the brick you move.
73, the city is not living, so good daughter-in-law said do not want.
74, modern life, raw rice cooked rice is outdated, even if fried into popcorn, the run will still run.
75, the electric fan is really the best friend of mankind, I just asked it if I am ugly, it is very serious about me shaking my head for a night.
76, buddy, trouble let down, you blocked my cell phone signal.
77, you and he said civilization, he gave you to barbarism; you and he reasoned, he played with you scoundrels.
78, like our age, driving an electric car must wear a safety helmet, otherwise, it will be open BMW Benz.
79, in the street bookstall, I said to the boss, you book piracy it! The boss is also a real person, said: Yes! Pirated, pirated good ah, little girl, you can read while looking for typos.
80, suicide this kind of thing, do more times, but the more inexperienced.