1 The weirdest man - tiger back and bear waist
2 The tallest giant - the top of the sky
3 The biggest mouth - the - a mouthful
4 The longest leg - one step to the sky
5 The biggest hand - one hand to cover the sky
6 The stingiest man - - not a penny
7 The broadest heart - a modest heart
8 The longest life span - ten thousand lifetimes
9 The most precious words - golden words
13 The most difficult words - a word is hard to say
14 The fastest words - a promise is a promise
15 The heaviest words - a word is a promise
16 The most accurate words - a word is a promise
16 The most accurate words - a promise is a promise
16 The most accurate words - a promise is a promise
What are some funny idioms?
[Taurus]
The young Bull wanted to make a lot of money since he was a kid, and heard his dad say that writing could make him rich. So, eight-year-old Bull wrote his debut novel, but do not know where to send, they went to ask Dad. He asked his father, who said, "Send it wherever you have more money." Then, the little cow cow found a large envelope, the manuscript into, sealed the mouth, and in the upper right corner of the stamps, and then in the envelope neatly wrote seven words: "People's Bank of China to receive."
-- really good, actually looked for China's bank boss, you do not have economic acumen, who else? You are not only gold, but also smart enough!
[Gemini]
6-year-old twins have begun to read Lu Xun, is seeing the "Q Zhengzhuan". One day, she was playing with her 25-year-old sister-in-law and scratched her hair all over the place. The sister-in-law angrily said, "Don't you touch my head!" Xiao Shuang Zi said in a serious manner, "Monk
can move, I can't?!"
-- Not bad for a well-read twin, with this kind of realm at a young age. What is even more rare is that he will be very funny "live and learn"! If Lu Xun knew that someone interpreted his masterpieces in this way, he would have been even more "never rest in peace" than Lu Yi!
[Cancer]
The Cancer sister and the neighbor's little brother have been close since childhood. One day, they were playing house, and the little brother said to her, "When we grow up, we'll really get married, and you'll marry me, okay?" The Cancer Doll thought about it, shook her head and said, "I want to be good to you. Still, I can't marry you. My father always says,
Fertilizer doesn't flow to the outside world. Besides, you see the women in our family only marry their own people. My mom married my dad, my aunt married my uncle, and my grandma married my grandpa.
-- It's heartwarming to focus on family to this extent. But if that's true, the Cancer kids must be disabled!
[Leo] One day in class, the teacher asked the 4-year-old lion cub, "Who is the king of beasts?" The lion cub replied with confidence, "The zookeeper, of course!"
-- Not bad for a kindergartener who already knows so much about the personnel organization.
[Virgo]
The substitute teacher said to the students, "Zhiming had 5 oranges, Yuan Yuan gave him 10, and he gave 7 to Fatty, how many does Zhiming still have now?" No one in the class could answer such a complicated question. Finally, Little Virgin said, "Our teacher taught us arithmetic with apples."
--Virgin Why do you always pay attention to non-topics when you face problems. Is it any wonder that as an adult, everyone says you love to make small talk and ritualize?
[Libra] One day, the little Libra said to his brother, "Older brother, ask mom for money to buy ice cream to eat!" "Why don't you go ask mom for it yourself. It's not like you don't know that she's not just my mom, she's your mom too!"
"Right, but you've known her longer!" --Really a socialite, knowing at a young age that things have to be done with the depth of friendship.
[Scorpio]
When Baby Scorpion was naughty as a child, and his father beat him severely, he gritted his teeth and endured the pain, unwilling to beg his father for forgiveness, and later on he firmly declared, "Beat me any way you want, but I swear to you that in the future, I'll take revenge on your grandchildren."
- Absolute bar, really a gentleman's revenge is not ten years too late, he is not bad revenge master of masters.
[Sagittarius] "Son," said the father to the baby Sagittarius, "just in the first grade you repeated. After a year of study, literacy is still just to 10. At this rate, what can you do in the future?" "To be a referee in a boxing match."
--He loves sports, and is always an optimist, no matter what kind of adversity he faces.
[Capricorn] Little Capricorn: "Today our teacher taught us to say 'yes, sir' and 'no, sir'." Father: "Did you learn?" Little Capricorn: "No, sir. " Father: "You can't call your father sir."
Little Capricorn: "Yes, sir." --I really don't understand why he always listens to his teachers so much, and is always serious and stereotypical in his school work, and doesn't know how to be flexible.
[Aquarius] During the geography exam, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places:
*** , Singapore, the Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya, Macau. One of the small water bottle wrote: once upon a time there is an old man, everyone called him ***, one day he went out to climb the mountain, when he climbed to Singapore, suddenly saw a head with the Cape of Good Hope Rome straight over, scared him out of his legs and ran into the Nagoya, rushed to close the Macau.
- Alternative Bar! Aquarius and his friends like the twins is absolutely not a blank answer sheet, even if you do not know the answer, with his top creativity and imagination, the answer is also certain to have a "language is not shocking, death" effect.
[Pisces] One day, I and high school male colleagues ...... >>
Funny Idioms
Raise eyebrows and spit gas (sheep did not spit gas ah)!
01.There was a bear who came prepared (there was a BEAR coming)
02.The eleventh book was unbelievable (BOOK11)
03.Which bat doesn't have to rest without repairing (no resting bats)
04.A man was painted gold with a bang (a man with a golden heart)
05.The goat stopped breathing The phone can't fall into the toilet. You can't lose a chance (wet)
07. Jade told Ming that her father was impotent. She couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't)
08. The dog didn't bark after crossing the log bridge.
10. Two men were sitting on a rock, killing two birds with one stone
11. A group of women were chatting nonsense
12. A group of people smashed a gun with an egg, and it was raining guns and bombs
13. Painters like to paint thick ropes, but not thin ones. Love at first sight (移建中琴)
15. Eating with chopsticks 脍炙人口 (Chopsticks to Population)
16. Conversation between a chicken and a duck 雞同鸭讲
17. One hundred and one 一一了 One hundred and one 一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一了一(a sheep squats in the wrong place)
19. The goat calls the eagle and the eagle says. The eagle picks up the phone and says "hello" Yang Feng Yinwei (sheep PHONE eagle " hello ")
20.Hat dirty to turn over and then wear Zhang Guan Li Dai (Dirty Crown Li Dai)
Definitely not the best feeling ...... (not up and not down)
Dentist toothache ... .................. (can't help myself)
Heritage conservation ...... ............... (Holding on to the past)
Erecting dragonflies ......... ............... (putting the cart before the horse)
Microscope advertising ......... ......... (without a trace)
Black hole ............... ............ (Heaven has eyes)
Twisting rice-planting songs and playing waist drums ............ (Sidekick)
Failed circus show ............ (people falling over)
Bad teeth ......... ......... (eating softly, but not hard)
Forced medication ............... ...(I have to obey even if I don't)
Write Spring Festival couplets for others ..................(Make couplets with others)
On New Year's Eve every household Dumplings...(everything)
No ceiling at the top, no guarantee at the bottom ......(the sky is falling)
Postman reporting his work ......... ...(Words are worth their weight in gold)
Patiently watching a magic show .........(Sitting back and waiting for a change)
The man shut out by his wife ...... ...(layman)
Fainting ..................... ...... (fiver)
Watching a movie in the square .................. (witnessed***)
Flapjacks ........................... ( Flipping and flopping)
Parents are away on a business trip .................. (free to do as they please)
Recently there was an epidemic of flu... ...... (mixed feelings)
First grade son doing math...(flexing)
The universal language of the world ......... (flowery language)
Slippers ........................... (unprecedented)
Poor friends come to the door ............ (bare hands)
Singing rivalry with Nuwa ......... ...(Whimsical)
Carrying love to the end ............(Poor pursuit)
The chef's specialty... ......... (adding fuel to the fire)
Painters ............... ...... (a lustful man)
The horse is really running too fast ......... (too far for the whip to reach)
Cantonese people singing Peking opera... ............ (Southern accent)
Reaction when surrounded by hornets ...... (hand dancing)
Bells ringing at midnight... ........................ (one hit wonder)
Summer vacation is long and winter vacation is short ..................... (hot and cold)
How most people feel about their position... ...(too big for the job)
Sister sits on the bow of the boat, brother walks ashore ......(men and women are different)
Backstroke finals ......... .................. (backstroke)
The best way to woo a female nurse ...... ...(No disease ***)
Eating oranges ..................... ......... (eating inside out)
Chatting while eating sesame paste ............... ( ...... >>
A Complete List of Idioms That Mean Funny
Funny Idioms
Idioms are the essence of China's Chinese language treasure trove, which is simple and concise, and can help us to express our thoughts and feelings in the most concise language. Now I have collected and organized some idioms and categorized them. I hope you can do the same with me to find more idioms and understand the stories hidden behind them, and you can also learn to remember more idioms by categorizing them, and I believe that you will have a lot of fun!
I. Idioms with numbers:
A glance of ten lines
A single mind
One and a half
A clean slate
A word is a word of honor
A word of gold
A word is a thousand words
A word of success
A word of success
A single leaf tells the story of the autumn
A safe journey
A safe journey
Two birds with one stone
Three hearts, two minds
Three longs, two shortcomings
Four directions
Four ways
Five colors
Five lakes, five seas, five lakes
Five colors, five lights, five colors
One way, one way, one way
Five grains, one way
Seven up and seven down
One way, one way
One way, one way
One way, one way, two ways
One way, one way, one way, two ways, two ways
Nine oxen and one hair
Ten thousand perfect
Ten thousand hearts
Thousands of thousands
Tens of thousands of people
Tens of thousands of people
Ten thousand purples and thousands of reds
Five horses and one corpse
Ten thousand people
Ten thousand people empty streets
Million stampede
A word is a word
Fifty paces laugh at a hundred paces
Two.
flowery
green and green
green and green
green and green
ten thousand purples and thousands of reds
the rain is green
the Milky Way is pouring down
yangchunbaixue
ink is as good as gold
peach red and willow green
***
blue red and alonzo alonzo
green plums and bamboo horses
the color is red, the color is green and the color is green
the color is green and the color is green.
Red in the face
Yellow in the face
True gold is not afraid of being refined by fire
C. Idioms with animals:
獐头鼠目
狐假虎威
虎头蛇尾
守株待兔
中 中原逐鹿
畫蛇添足
照猫画虎
Cup bow, snake, and tiger 杯弓蛇尾 Cup bow, snake, and tiger.Cup and bow and snake shadow
gallop
shrimp soldiers and crab generals
thieves
chickens and dogs are restless
swimming clouds and dragons
dragons fighting and tigers fighting
eagles and tigers looking at
fish and rice country
lead the wolf into the house
fish and dragons mixed up
with the tiger seeking skin
The goose has gone wild
The goose has gone wild
The tiger has come in
The fish have come in
The fish have come in
The fish have come in
The sheep have come in
The donkey has gone to the wall
The tiger has hidden the dragon
The tiger has come in
The dragon is alive and well
The deer is for the horses
The tiger has been a deer in the headlights
The tiger is a deer in the headlights
The tiger is alive and well
The deer is for the horses
The idioms of natural phenomena:
The rain is green
After the rain, the bamboo shoots spring up
Yang Feng Yin Defy
Parking into the winds
The moon is waiting for the wind and the wind is bleeding
The rain is green
The rain is springing up
Yang Feng Yin Defy
Parking into the winds
The wind and the moon are waiting for the wind and the wind are bleeding. The stormy winds and the bloody rain
The clouds merge with the scenery
The wind and the moon
The righteousness of the sky
The clouds and the water flow together
The stars are scattered
The stars fall apart
The stars look at the flowers in the fog
The stars change
The stars are in the moon and the stars are on the moon
The ambition is overriding
The clouds are in the clouds and the rain is coming down
The stars are in the moon and the stars are in the sky
The clouds and the rain is coming down
The stars are in the rain
The stars are all over the moon
The wind is rising
V. Idioms with antonyms:
First come first served
Scramble to be the first to arrive
Fatalities are more likely than not
Inside and outside
Cosmopolitanism and small differences
Heart is long and strength is short
A showdown
Taking the longest complementary
The sun is the only thing that can make the sun go down
Joy begets sorrow
Creating something out of nothing
Courageous, but not resourceful
The weak are the strongest
Humorous idioms?
389 Humorous Idioms
1 Weirdest Man - Tiger's Back and Bear's Waist
2 Tallest Giant - Topsy-Turvy
3 Largest Mouth - - a mouthful
4 The longest leg - one step to the sky
5 The biggest hand - one hand to cover the sky
6 The stingiest man - - not a penny
7 The broadest heart - a modest heart
8 The longest life - ten thousand lifetimes
9 The most precious words - golden words
13 The most difficult words - a word is hard to say
14 The fastest words - a promise is a promise
15 The heaviest words - a word is a promise
16 The most accurate words - a word is a promise
16 The most accurate words - a promise is a promise
16 The most accurate words - a promise is a promise
17 The most valuable words - a promise is a promise
18 The most sincere words of advice - the golden words of goodness.
19 The greatest oath - a sea of stone
20 The broadest words - a word for a thousand miles
21 The most learned man - the one who omniscient
22 The greatest thief - stealing a beam
23 The greatest difference - a world of difference
24 The greatest home- - the four seas
25 The greatest love of learning - hunger and thirst
26 The greatest love of work - sleep and food
27 The greatest length of time -- a thousand generations
28 The longest stick -- a column
29 The most successful battle -- a clean sweep
30 The most tragic ending - a defeat
31 The most thorough labor - decimation
32 The greatest satisfaction - God's wish
33 The most colorful - ten thousand purples and reds
34 The most time-consuming project - a hundred years of trees
35 The busiest season - an eventful autumn
36 The most publicized thing - known to all
37 The most skillful medical skill - the medicine that cures the disease
38 The most skillful technique - the Ghostly work
39 The most brilliant command - a call to arms
40 The most mysterious action - a mysterious move
41 The smallest needle - -pervasive
42 Greatest change - the sky turns upside down
43 Strangest animal - a tiger's head and a snake's tail
44 Greatest capacity - all-encompassing
45 Biggest difference - worlds apart
46 Hardest meal to cook - cooking without rice
47 Biggest change - a sea change
48 The fastest speed - windy
49 The most public thing - known to all
50 The shortest season - one day at a time
51 The biggest operation - to take off the skin
52 The widest view - a sweeping view
53 The biggest adventure - a desperate attempt
54 The biggest leaf - a leaf that is blind
55 The biggest sound - a shocking sound
< p> 56 The tallest waterfall - one fall57 The wrongest quest - south of the border
58 The farthest away - the end of the world
59 Greatest Progress - One Step Up
60 Worst Place - Barren Land
61 Most Dangerous Time - A Thousand Cuts
62 Most Dangerous Time - A Thousand Cuts Down<
62 The most bizarre idea - whimsy
63 The greatest skill - the opening of the heavens
64 The most perverse weather - the A bolt from the blue
65 The most expensive fee for a manuscript - a word for a penny
66 The smallest postbox - unbelievable
67 The longest sentence- - text without words
68 Largest quilt - spread out
69 Largest space - boundless
70 Largest photo album - all-encompassing
71 The greatest luck - nine deaths
72 The best business - one profit
73 The most desperate 73 The most desperate future - the end of the line
74 The farthest separation - a world of difference
75 The busiest air port - a day's work
76 The most thoroughgoing cosmetic procedure - a face-lift
77 The longest day - a day that feels like a year
78 The best driver - an easy ride
79 The best remedy - a panacea
p> 80 The best archery --- two birds with one stone
81 The most useful garment --- You Meng Yi Guan
82 The most dangerous errand --- to seek skin with a tiger
83 The most upright man --- a righteous man
84 The highest point --- the supreme
85 The southernmost shortcut --- a shortcut to the end of the world
86 The hardest dish to cook --- a crowd of people
87 The dumbest suspect --- throws himself into the net
88 The monk who doesn't care about anything --- being a monk for one day and banging a bell for another
89 The most public thing --- known to all
90 The most desolate place ---- barren land
91 ...... >>
Funny Idioms
01.There's a bear approaching There's a BEAR coming (There's a BEAR coming)
02.The eleventh book is unbelievable (BOOK 11)
03.Which bat doesn't have to rest No resting (No resting bats)
04.A man is painted gold With a bang (a The sheep stopped breathing and raised its eyebrows (the sheep didn't exhale)
06. The cell phone must not fall into the toilet, it's too good to be true (wet)
07. Jade said to Ming that her father was sexually impotent, and that she couldn't let go of him. The wind and sunshine (bee and calendar)
10. Two men sat on a rock and killed two birds with one stone
11. A group of women were chatting nonsense (no chicken talk)
12. A group of people smashed a gun with an egg, and it rained bullets (the gun showered with eggs)
13. Painters like to paint thick ropes, but not thin ropes, and they are very good at it.
14. The piano in the building fell in love at first sight (移建中琴)
15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (筷子至人口)
16. Chicken and Duck Dialogue Chicken and Duck Speak
17. One Hundred and One One Hundred and One Hundred and One Hundred and One Hundred and One Hundred and One (百零一了一了一了一了百了)
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19. Sheep call the eagle, the eagle picked up the phone and said "feed" The malefactor (sheep PHONE eagle " feed ")
20. Hat is dirty to turn over and then wear Zhang Guan Li Dai (Dirty Crown Li Dai)
Definitely not the best feeling ...... (not on the top of the line)
Dentist toothache ..................... (can't help myself)
Heritage preservation... .................. (Holding on to the past)
Vertical dragonflies ...... .................. (putting the cart before the horse)
Microscope advertisement ...... ............ (without a trace)
Black hole ............ ............... (Heaven has eyes)
Twisting rice-planting songs and playing waist drums ......... ...(Sidekick)
Failed circus show ............(People falling over)
Bad teeth ...... ............ (eat softly, but not hard)
Forced medication ............ ...... ...... .................. .................. ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. .................. /p>
On New Year's Eve, every family wraps dumplings...(everything is wrapped)
The top is not capped, the bottom is not guaranteed ...... (the sky is falling)
The letter carrier reports his work ...... ...... (A man of his word is a man of his word)
Patiently watching a magic show ......... (Sitting back and waiting for a change)
The man who was shut out by his wife... ...... (layman)
Fainting .................. ......... (quivering)
Watching a movie in the square ............... ...(witnessed***)
Flapjacks ..................... ..................... ...... (flip-flopping)
Parents are away on a business trip .................. (free to go)
Recently had the flu ......... (mixed feelings)
First grade son doing math...(flexing)
Universal language of the world... ...... (flowery language)
Slippers .................. ......... (Unprecedented)
Poor friends pay a visit ............ (Bare hands)
Singing with Nuwa Rivalry Play ............ (Whimsical)
Carrying Love to the End ............ ( Chasing after you to the end)
The chef's specialty ............ (adding fuel to the fire)
Painters ......... ............ (a womanizer)
The horse is really running too fast ......... (too far for the whip)
The Cantonese sings Peking Opera ............... (Southern accent)
Reaction when surrounded by wasps ...... (hand dancing)
The sound of bells at midnight ........................... (one hit wonder)
Long summer vacation, short winter vacation ..................... (hot and cold)
How most people feel about their position ...... (too big for the job)
Sister sits on the bow, brother walks on shore ...... (men and women are different)
Backstroke finals ...... ..................... (backstroke)
The best way to pursue a female nurse... ...... (no disease ***)
Eating oranges .................. ............... (eating inside out)
Chatting while eating sesame paste ............ ...(ambiguously)
Doomsday view of the Earth ......... >>
What are the hilarious idioms
1 The strangest man - tiger-backed and bear-waisted
2 The tallest giant - top of the sky
3 The biggest mouth -- a mouth that speaks volumes
4 The longest leg -- a step to the sky
5 The biggest hand -- a hand that covers the sky
6 The meanest person - not a penny
7 The broadest heart - an empty heart
8 The longest life - ten thousand lifetimes
9 The most precious word - -golden words
10 The greatest thief - stealing the sky and changing the sun
11 The widest mouth - a mouth full of words
12 The most expensive words The heaviest words - a promise is a promise
16 The most accurate words - a promise is a promise
Hilarious Idioms
A Complete List of Humorous Idioms (389)
Humorous Idioms 389
1 The strangest man - a tiger's back and a bear's waist
2 The tallest giant - standing on top of the sky and the earth
3 The biggest mouth - a mouth like a river
4 The longest legs - one step to the sky
5 The biggest hand - one hand to the sky
6 The meanest man - not a penny to his name
7 The broadest bosom - a modest heart
8 The longest life span - ten thousand lifetimes
9 The most valuable words - golden words
10 The greatest thief- -stealing the sky and changing the sun
11 The widest mouth - a mouth that speaks like a river
12 The most expensive words - a word of a thousand pieces of gold
13 The hardest words-
16 The most accurate words - a promise is a promise
17 The most valuable words - a promise is a promise
18 The most sincere words of advice - the golden words
19 The biggest oath - the sea and the stones
19 The biggest oath - the sea and the stones The greatest oath - the sea is dry and the stone is broken
20 The broadest words - a word that goes a thousand miles
21 The most learned man - knows everything
22 The greatest thief - stealing beams
23 The greatest difference - a world of difference
24 The greatest home - four seas
25 The greatest love of learning - hunger and thirst
26 The greatest love of work - sleep and food
27 The greatest length of time - a thousand years
28 The longest stick - a column
29 The most successful battle - a clean sweep
30 The worst ending - a defeat
31 The most thorough labor - decapitation