The first plan: the iron face plan. With the development of society, MM becomes more and more fierce. Women are fiercer than tigers, not only to pick up MM, but also not to be hurt by MM, the best thing is to wear a piece of iron face. Iron face to protect, say more meat numbing words, the face is not red, sister jade hand to hit the nose is not sour to the eyes do not spend, when the overly handsome had from the Lord of the fortress epiphany of this plan. When the sister is tired and annoyed Fangxin also promised, a picture of the iron face, better than the virtue and talent far away! The advice is that this plan is not used in Dayang, Dayang MM is too powerful, is simply the tiger of tigers.
This is especially true in the Happy E family failure, you have an iron face plan, the East MM have kicked the ass. >>>Lover: cool men of this color of my lover a little cold
The second plan: discount plan. When you see a MM, you have to be calm first. The color is not fascinating people from the fan, do not see MM since the first chaotic gun law. And then beautiful and proud of the MM, can be discounted to see. She is beautiful not necessarily meek, she is beautiful, may be a straw bag. No matter how good the MM, discounted to the ankles, but also die out. Don't take MM seriously, half of the success, convinced of this statement. Chicks without constant potential, bubble without constant form, don't discount too much, lose interest in MM. An old man said, to strategically poking fun at MM, tactically valuing MM.
The third plan: the swing plan. People who have had the experience of playing the swing know that in order to swing the swing high, you need to add force one by one. The first thing that you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Today add force, tomorrow reduce force, can only swing in the same place. Unless you are a world of high people, three days fishing, two days sun net, to maintain the MM balance, otherwise you have only the golden gun alone hold, look at the others chick to girl to girl. Remember, picking up girls to be organized, anxious to eat hot tofu. The first thing you need to do is to take one step at a time.
The fourth plan: eat grass plan. The good horse does not eat back grass, so the good horse is often hungry. This world, as long as the MM exists one day, GG's fate is more than one day. When the MM are like a bear to break the stick like being thrown away, good thing you're not a bear, the current armpits are not clamped with a stick does not matter, you can go back and walk around again. Many MM dive very deep, be careful to look for signs of beauty sharks. GG Xin researched this trick 900 years ago and said that when he looked back, the chick was in the lights. >>> look back and love is around
The fifth plan: high hat plan. People like to wear a high hat, MM is a human being, so MM likes to wear a high hat. Know how to kiss ass GG is good GG, know how to kiss MM's ass GG is more handsome. This scheme is not easy to grasp, some level of MM, only a very high level of ass can be lavished. Sweet-talking GG has chicks to hold, from practice to practice, will also go to practice. Lavender down the MM is easy to start, but often down the MM you must not start, for example, beware of the Oriental MM down when hidden rabbit stirrup eagle style. >>> "patting the horse's ass" of forensic evidence
Sixth plan: yellow flower plan. The yellow flower meter refers to the youth is easy to pass away, many things many people turn into yesterday's yellow flowers, Du Qiu Niang JJ in the bubble girl 300 said, flowers can be folded straight to fold, do not wait for no flowers empty folding branch. Life can be a few times, not only GG meet a good MM is not easy, MM meet a good GG is not easy. Must seize the opportunity, with the times, MM such as yellow flowers, flowers fly away, bubble girl project, time is not my wait ah! I remember a waste of countless valuable time to pick up girls GG miserable memories, "remember the past, the great years thick, but unfortunately, no bubble girl empty sadness, white teenage head."
The seventh plan: the forked rice plan. Fork rice meter refers to no matter how good rice, always eat the same will always be tired, only balanced nutrition, is conducive to good health. The same is true for girls, which is conducive to the health of the GGs. One day you feel tired of picking up a certain MM, you should consider like fish learning, sometimes pick up rice MM, sometimes pick up baklava MM, pick up girls to health and happiness. The rice must not eat too much, MM must not soak too much.
Eighth: Potato meter. Potato vines extend more, potatoes on the knot how far, even if the vines are destroyed, potatoes can still be saved, this plan does not apply to the Oriental MM, she is a biology teacher, to give her this plan, she dug up the ground three feet also want to dig out the potatoes. The main idea is to pick up a girl to have to pick up a girl's harvest, do not pick up N girls, but also with a girl did not pick up like. A foreigner named Paul said, GG's life should be this way through, when he looks back, not because of wasted years and regret, not because of bumbling no girl and feel ashamed, he should be proud to say ......
Ninth plan: shooting geese plan. This count is very old, but time-honored, Langjun still write it on, the old tree can also bloom new flowers well! Two ancient people shooting geese to discuss how to eat geese when the geese have flown away. See MM, don't always think of how to soak your hands with her after shooing, just when you are daydreaming, she may have fallen in the arms of other GG. The main idea of shooting geese when the shot, the hand out of the inadmissible, is a technical problem, the hand out of the fast, is the idea of the problem.
The tenth meter: money meter. Ten MM nine greedy money, bubble not MM do not anxious. Pro abyss envy fish, not as good as retreating from the net. In her skirt died a hundred GG also has nothing to do with you, you only have to earn silver in a muffled voice. When your waist drum, no need for you to pick up MM, MM queuing to pick up you. The rich GG naturally wonderful words like pearl, look beautiful gun thick, gentlemanly, diamond old five. >>> diamond bachelor's love and money on the touch
The eleventh plan: coffee plan. Coffee can be refreshing even though it is bitter, and so can picking up girls even though it is bitter. Even if you put a MM bubble on the bed, you need to know that going to bed is a labor of love. The girl looks like the surface is bright and shiny, of which the sweet and sour only know themselves. When there is MM natural quite refreshing, refreshing excessive inevitable neurasthenia, eating, sleeping, this is a typical bubble girl syndrome.
The twelfth plan: the dog plan. This is the world GG bubble girl with the most used a meter, in the MM eyes of the soft, I would rather do a dog, regardless of time, regardless of fame and fortune, rain or shine, no regrets. In fact, it is also quite effective, walking dog meter is really a simple and unadorned plan to pick up girls ah, recommended index five stars.
The thirteenth plan: billiards plan. I remember a paragraph, said the difference between women and billiards, women are rod into the ball is not into, billiards is the ball into the rod is not into. Although the bubble sister's and playing billiards are different, but the purpose is to enter the hole, although can not ask like Davis Hedley basically pole pole into the hole, but also have to play a few rods into a hole it. The billiards meter how, it is hard to say ah, pick up girls as playing billiards, ten shots into a hole is also a victory. If you pick up the girl only for her mind not for her flesh, then the whole ocean of GG have to admire your high realm.
The fourteenth plan: the west tour plan. Bubble MM is like the master and disciples four people a horse in the west to get the scriptures. Pick up girls from time to time is not a person's thing, but a group of people. A bubble girl three help, unity is strength, most MM in front of the pack of wolves is no strength. Success factor is to determine a main bubble hand, do not chick not bubble, but instead of their own mess, Confucius has insights, GG's worry, not in the bubble girl, but also in the Xiaowei.
The fifteenth plan: the stinky socks plan. Wearing socks that are not washed for a month logically stinks more than wearing socks that are not washed for a day. A month of not picking up women's GG logic than a day of not picking up women's GG vigor to be full. This kind of vigor is too tempting for MM, and MM also needs to taste the freshness. People need to have the energy to live, and to pick up girls they need to have the energy to pick up girls.
The sixteenth plan: sell citrus meter. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then you can get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world. Although the beautiful MM are straw bag, but want to bubble beautiful MM, GG can never be straw bag. If you are a straw bag how to do? It's good to do, you just need to peach blossom when head, bubble her GG than you more straw bag.
The seventeenth plan: two-sided plan. Outside the gentleman, secretly rogue, there are these two faces of the man, pick up the girl to awesome. This plan is ready for the way of the previous person, Langjun do not want to continue the sable. Only say China's hooligan culture. Ten GG nine yellow, there is a hooligan. Hooligans are all men in the talented and handsome, so for thousands of years, hooligans bubble girl success rate has been high. In the book of poetry to hold cloth trade silk to pick up girls is a small hooligan, promoted to become rich is a big hooligan, when the emperor is the biggest hooligan. You don't want to brag about picking up more chicks, but more than the emperor?
The eighteenth plan: the butterfly plan. You and I are the butterfly's wings, close to each other when they stop, and separate when they fly. This meter is used to the wonderful, if that is, like a butterfly dance. This is a higher degree of GG bubble grade higher MM commonly used means. If that is not to MM cold and hot, but one of your that is a departure from the heart of the MM to be touched. The first thing that you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
The nineteenth plan: to solve the cattle plan. Boo Ding to solve the cow eye without the whole cow, pick up girls with the realm will also eye without the whole girl. Butcher cattle nineteen years, ease of use, see the cattle also fear for the ring, regarded as stop, behavior is late, move the knife is very small; skilled GG see MM will also be careful. Butcher's knife, cattle such as the ground; GG gun, chick like the ground. Special attention, Butcher knife nineteen years and knife blade if the new hair on the whetstone, Langjun do not know the world there is no GG pick up girls nineteen years also gun such as teenagers new. Pick up girls carefully, carefully, pick up girls the world's murder weapon, have no choice ah!
The twentieth plan: the cake plan. The painting of the cake is of course to fill the hunger. No bubble to MM, take a MM film is always better than nothing. Langjun was confused, this plan as a cake plan, or to look forward to the plum record it? Finally decided to draw the cake, because there has been a love saint fish silk has drawn the cake, must draw the cake than Wangmei refreshing some. The taste of the plum is sour, it's not good if your teeth fall down. I'm not sure if it's a good idea for me to be a part of it, but I'm sure it's a good idea for me to be a part of it.
The second plan: the Tang poetry plan. The first thing you need to do is to read the book, and then you'll be able to read the book. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need. If you've sweated through 99 percent of the girls, you're almost a genius at picking up girls. Picking up girls is a skillful job. Not picking up girls? It's not that you're unlucky, it's that you're not skilled. There are poems to prove that picking up girls is the right thing to do, sweat drops under the soil, who knows that picking up MM, everyone is hard.
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The second two: the toilet meter. It is not to teach you to spy on the MM who goes to the toilet ah. You hold your urine when you want to go to the toilet, or go to the toilet just want to be in the clean, smoke a cigarette, and then what? Leave of course, who wants to stay in the toilet for the rest of their life.
You have many reasons to pick up chicks, and you have many reasons to dump the chicks you pick up. LOL! This is the reality, before picking up a chick first plan to dump the chick, is the GG's sadness is also the MM's sadness.
The second three plans: apple plan. The apple hit the head, Newton first thought of gravity. MM passed in front of you, you have to learn like cattle GG, to be the first time to think of soaking her. All things in the world reason is the same, the theorem of gravity applies to the theorem of girls, there is a beautiful MM passed, GG will always feel gravity. The success of picking up girls is directly proportional to the quality of the GG and inversely proportional to the distance. You have no way to improve the quality of a moment, only to find a way to approach the distance, close to the water first, close to the GG first girl. In fact, MM no one bubble, is also quite lonely, let a MM lonely, simply in crime. Do not believe that we can do a test in the Oriental MM, a day without greeting with the Oriental MM, to see what the reaction of the Oriental MM. But this agreement may not reach, the East MM is too much to attract the wolf love.
The second four plans: small fresh plan. The rule of the big country such as cooking small fresh, picking up girls such as the rule of the country. Laozi's words mean not to say that the rule of the big country is like cooking small fish as easy, but that cooking small fish can not always flip, will turn the fish rotten, talking about the rule of inaction. When you are in the realm of doing nothing to pick up girls, of course you can pick up whoever you want. However, the difficulty of doing nothing is too great, for the beginner GG just need to remember to think twice about what you say and do, talk less nonsense, do less idle things. Every word, everything should play a good effect on girls, to scratch the MM itch, like cooking fresh, not much flip, but twice the result with half the effort. >>> The true color: the five realms of the unique bubble girl
The second five counts: the hegemony count. The Langjun is not for GGs to study up on the Penal Code and then engage in rape. tenderness is simply not lethal to many MMs, and that would require a domineering approach. Junior high school physics textbook prompted us to pick up girls resistance is constant, that pick up girls the greater the strength, pick up girls faster. Of course, when you make the bully force, you will certainly encounter MM resistance, you must use more force than resistance, otherwise the MM will not give in. Can you use the bully meter, you can do a small test, she strolled down the street arm in arm with a man, at this time you dare to hold up her face and kiss, if you do not dare to suggest that you use the twentieth plan.
The second six counts: sleep count. If the bubble girl atrophy, then sleep well to go. You're thinking about her towards the end of the day, the belt gradually wide, she simply will not know. In front of her can be the Lord, behind the back, just treat her as a pig. Go to sleep, tomorrow you can be full of energy to tell her that you did not sleep last night, let her heart beat the drum. The first thing you need to do is to get a good night's sleep, and then you'll be able to get a good night's sleep, and then you'll be able to get a good night's sleep, and then you'll be able to get a good night's sleep.
The second seven counts: the open heart count. To pick up the sister has to first to happy E poor poor mouth, when the practice of the heart flower, eye green, mouth oil, you can pick up the girl to go. MM like humor GG ancient times. Liang Jinsong is how to pick up Fu Mingxia, according to Fu Mingxia said, Liang is more humorous. MM and you in a piece of happy, at this time, you whisked MM away, she could not leave. Suggested happy version to get a happy GG competition, ranking can be out of the division to pick up girls. >>> Coaxing women to be happy with the most practical nine sentences
The second eight counts: the toothwoman counts: if there is no red lady, Zhang Sheng bubble not Yingying; if there is no Wang Wang, Simon Qing bubble not Pan Jinlian. The power of the intermediary is really powerful ah. Don't look for GG to match you, there are too many lessons to be learned. When I was studying, I had a discussion with MM about what the world would be like if Zhang Sheng was with Hongniang and Ximen Qing was with Wangwu.
The second nine plans: the Autumn Hong plan. Su Dongpo warned his niece of the world's commonly used means of picking up women is: people like the fall of Hong to have a letter, things like spring dream without trace. Spring dream without traces is said to be the last of the three six counts count, the following has to be accounted for. People like the autumn Hong said is to pick up girls also have to speak honesty, although the woman's alias is retarded, but the woman has always been quite sensitive, honesty is not honest, she can feel. The book of rites - medievalism, said, sincere people since also become. >>> Humor: Zen and the intrinsic connection between the bubble girl
Thirtieth meter: lottery meter. Buy a lottery ticket in order to win, although the possibility of winning is very small. It is about as difficult to pick up a good MM as it is to buy a winning lottery ticket. Some GGs don't see the rabbit and some GGs don't catch the rabbit, but in order to get the right MM, the GGs are still going forward and backward. Buy lottery tickets to see the lottery scripture, girls to see the bubble scripture, can only stabilize the God just, there is always always so little feeling. A simple question of odds, the body of a good MM in a hundred there is no one, beautiful MM in a hundred there is no one, educated MM in a hundred there is no one, a hundred of the third power is a million, good sister is a million in one ah! Langjun advice, winning five dollars in the lottery is also winning the lottery, bubble 60 points of the girl is also a bubble girl.
The third plan: drunkenness plan. Wine is the color matchmaker, MM is easy to handle after drinking wine. But now a lot of GG is not good, drink drink but MM. sad, do not want to say more.
The third two plans: the Kelantan plan. Shit Krois push dung ball, Wu Da Lang play night owl, what grade of GG bubble what grade of MM, in general, must toad eat moth meat, do not end up even fly shit can not eat. Envy cow dung on flowers is a normal psychological reaction. But don't underestimate the cow dung, he must be outstanding. Laihan take fairy wife, the surface scenery, that Laihan back ground do not know how much suffering, can marry the fairy wife of Laihan, and the great man is not far away. >>> > flirtation: ugly men to deal with beautiful women simply do not need money
Third three: guarding the clumsy plan. Guo Jing will be guarded by the use of the plan out of the ordinary, so the martial arts practice, Huang Rong bubble into the. Non have great wisdom can not use this plan, Lang Jun just mention this phenomenon, really can reach the realm of great skill, where Lang Jun teach him how to pick up girls, can be Lang Jun's teacher. I've never seen a really stupid kid who can pick up a good MM.
The third and fourth plan: the bell plan. Chicks lonely, always inevitable red apricot wall, so you have to fear solid from time to time. Do a day monk hit a day clock, soak a day MM will be more to please a day MM, but now MM is quite complex, you are every day to procastinate her, she is also inevitable to other GG embrace, but you are a little better for her, she is on the other GG embrace a little less often. Long sigh! This world, out of the wall less MM is good MM, woo woo woo woo woo ......
The third five counts: store wine count. Lang will never store wine in one place, otherwise it will be wine to drink when all empty bottles, the common method is, somewhere in the storage of wine A, somewhere in the storage of wine B, somewhere ...... chick to the use of the party hates less, from time to time you need to prepare some spare. Somewhere to save MM A, somewhere to save MM B, somewhere ......
The third six counts: wing count. Su Dongpo explained to his niece this way to pick up girls: "Things like a spring dream without traces". Li Bai said ruthlessly: "things whisked away, deep hiding body and name".GG often recite a poem, ten thousand flowers in the bushes over, a piece of leaf does not touch the body. Langjun y understand this reason, so this will be the plan for the pressure roll of the plan, thirty-six plans, walk are too slow, or fly to fast!