2. Character riddle: A word with four strokes, no horizontal or vertical, mom can't guess, dad is smiling. (Playing a word) father
3. Anagrams: take half, half left. (Playing a word) Da, over
4. Crossword puzzle: the man in the mirror. (打一字) 入
5．Word Puzzle: 10,000,001 apostrophes． (Playing a word) Knight
6. Riddle: Rainbow falls on the earth, across the big river; cars and horses on the side of the gallop, boats and ships underneath the bridge
7. (Play the name of a building) Bridge
7. Riddle: A man stands next to the bridge. (Playing a word) 傍
8．Word puzzle: A field on the top, a river on the bottom, three mountains facing down, February is close together. (Play the word) use
9. Crossword puzzle: one plus one. (Play a word) Wang, Feng
10. Anagram: There is a man in the south, carrying two gourds, like the willow wood, afraid of the Dongting Lake. (Playing a word) fire
11. Crossword puzzle: can't get it out of hand. (Playing a word) 合
12．Riddle：Not afraid of scissors, afraid of no light, I go he also went, it is me not I. (Playing a natural phenomenon) shadow
12. (Play a natural phenomenon) Shadow
13. Riddle: A head out of the long horns. (Playing a word) 午
14． (Play the word) Wan
15. Anagram: Two trunks with six branches. (Playing a word) non
16. Anagram: find half of a tree. (Playing a word) row
17. Crossword: sunshine. (Playing a word) Sauce (将酉)
1、牛角抹油-又尖又滑
2、兔子尾巴-长不了
3、挂羊头卖狗肉-有名无实
4、龙王跳海-回老家
5, hot buns hit the dog - there is no return
Harmonic jokes:
1. A township meeting, due to the harmonic, the village headman said: "rabbits, shrimp, do not pulp melon, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, townspeople, don't speak, the meeting is now in session.) The host says, "Savory dishes please, sausage pulp melon." （The mayor will now speak.) The mayor says, "Rabbits, shrimps, today's meal is dog-eaten, everyone's a big bastard." (Comrades, townspeople, today's meal is enough to eat, everyone with a big bowl)
2. The newly appointed governor was from Shandong, because he wanted to hang the tent, he said to the master, "You give me
go buy two bamboo poles."
The master heard the Shandong accent of "bamboo poles" as "pig's liver", and hastily promised to run
to the butcher's store, and said to the shopkeeper: "The new governor wants to buy two pig's livers. a man of understanding,
you should know in your heart!"
The shopkeeper was a wise man, and understood at once, and immediately cut two pig livers, and offered
a pair of pig ears.
After leaving the butcher's store, the master thought to himself, "The master told me to buy the pig's livers, and of course these pig's ears
are mine ......", so he wrapped up the hunting ears and stuffed them into his pocket. Returning to the county office, he reported to the governor
: "Reporting to the master, the pig's liver has been bought!"
The magistrate, seeing that Master Shifu had bought back pig's liver, got angry and said, "Where have your ears gone!"
Shifu heard, scared face, panicked and replied:
"The ear ...... ear ...... is here ...... in my ...... my pocket!"
3. See the chicken and make
Once upon a time there was a landowner, very much love chicken, tenants renting his family's fields, the light to pay the rent can not be,
also have to send a chicken to him first.
There was a tenant named Zhang San who went to the landlord at the end of the year to pay the rent and to share the fields for the next year.
When he went there, he put a chicken in a bag, and when he had finished paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's sharecropping
The landlord, seeing that he had nothing in his hand, turned his eyes toward heaven and earth, and said, "This field is not to be used by Zhang San."
Zhang San understood the meaning of this statement and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. When the landlord saw
the chicken, he immediately changed his mind and said, "To whom is it not given to Zhang San?"
Zhang San said, "Your words have become so fast!"
The landowner replied, "The words just now were 'nonsense (chicken) talk', and the words at this moment are 'made at the sight of
the machine (chicken)'."
4. There is a "chance" to ride
A merchandiser went to Guangzhou on a business trip, and when he arrived in Beijing, because he wanted to take a plane before
To, for fear that the manager would not agree to reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager: "There is a chance to take a ride, ride
No? " The manager received the telegram and thought that the "opportunity" to close the deal had arrived, so he immediately replied: "If you can take advantage of it,
take advantage of it."
The salesman traveled back to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager to not enough level, take the plane
The rules of the plane will not be reimbursed terms, do not agree to reimbursement of airfare. The salesman took out the manager's return
call and the manager was dumbfounded.
5. The name of the place is related to
New Year's Day evening, my younger brother brought two overseas students to the home dinner, a cheerful, a more
for the restrained.
During the meal, the cheerful student introduced us to the restrained one by smiling and pointing to him, saying, "He's from
Myanmar, so he's more shy." He then raised his glass in a toast, tilted his head and finished it in one drink
and went on to say, "I'm from Rangoon."
6. The principal, at a school board meeting at the end of the semester, was
thunderstruck at the inefficiency of personnel administration. He said, "Those in charge of board business are unintelligent; those in charge of personnel administration are unconscious; and
those who are officers are not!"
Harmonized Hysterical Phrases
1. A short man climbs the stairs -- can't wait (eagerly hope)
2. A short man crosses the river -- rests (drowning) in peace
3. A nun in a nunnery temple
4. Boil up all the lamp oil - burning heart (core)
5. Cabbage leaves fried onions - pro (green) on the pro (green)
6. Fighting pulling the beard - modesty (hold) false (beard)
7.
7. A big boat carrying the sun - barely getting through the day
8. Swimming in a pool of shit - not afraid to die
Harmonies in Ancient Poetry
1. Silkworms are not finished until they are dead
2. Sunrise from the east and rain from the west. He wrote more than a hundred poems with the names of Chinese medicines, which were known as "medicine poems" by the people at that time.
Such poems as 3. "The night in front of the lake in the wind and rain, the window half-summer cool,"
4. "But look at the car before the cattle on the ridge, the ten families have no five families of skin," and other poems, the use of harmonics, pun rhetoric will be before the hu, half-summer, the car before the five plus the skin of traditional Chinese medicine, such as mixing into the poem,
The poem is a very interesting one, but it's not the only one that has been written.
5. Chen Ya and his friend Cai Xiang saw a monk begging for rain on the road, sunbathing on his bare shoulders, which was very funny. Chen Ya said sarcastically, "If you don't have rain, you should be sunburned as a fenugreek" (half-summer and fenugreek are the names of medicines in the poem).