2, because of love, so love, sweet words will never be pale, happy life will always be full of expectations, love your heart will never get worse, all troubles are abandoned outside you and me!
3, because I love you, I know; Understand because you know; Because I understand, I am patient; Because of forbearance, it is fulfilled! Because of love, I am willing to read you all my life. This feeling is meaningful and beautiful!
4. Because of love, I can't sleep at night; Because of love, I began to be obsessed with love songs; Because of love, I began to become literary; Because of love, I started texting. I just want to tell you: I love you!
5, because I miss you, my fingers will not move; Because I love you, tears will not flow; Because I am looking forward to you, time will not go; Because I didn't dare to say it until I waited for you, and I have loved you for a long time!
6. Because there are flowers, the world is so fragrant; Because there is water, it is naturally cool; Because of love, life is so sunny; Because of you, I am happy, so I wander. I have you in this life, thank God, I have you in this life, and hope flies!
7. Because of you, it's different. Because of you in the dream, it becomes very sweet; Because I have you in my heart, I become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you. It's good to have you!
8. Because of you, my sky will be broad; Because of you, my land will be far away; Because of you, my life is colorful; My world will be different because of you. I love you!
9, because of sincerity, so integrity; Because of honesty, it is simple; Because it is simple, it is easy; Because it is easy, it lasts; Because for a long time; So success. Career is like this, so is first love.
10, the Milky Way is a ditch, and there is tenderness to meet the bridge; Love is a ditch, and sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, the truth is divided; No matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance, and lovers are always together.
1 1, the hidden pain, I took off the angel's wings, because I didn't want to see you see so far, I endured the injury, because I didn't want you to feel so empty, dear, I love you and I am willing to do it for you.
12, eternal love needs: heartache, you love me * * *; Stand up to hardships and insipid persistence; You must be loyal until death do us part; And the belief in holding your hand and growing old with your son.
13, you never know how much you love someone, and you won't know that you can't extricate yourself until you see her with another person. Many people love her, but only one person can accompany her home on a rainy night. Love is defended by action!
14. Fold a windmill with spring breeze, spin in warmth, hold up a small umbrella with spring rain, nourish in romance, take a photo with spring eyes, hover in your world, in April, flowers are in full bloom, love you, continue.
15, use you to measure time, all you have is the day, if you lose it, it will come to night; Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. Dear, may we be together forever, and true love will remain unchanged.
16, casting soul mates with sweetness, depicting happiness prospects with happiness, looking forward to future life with happiness, and depicting the relationship between you and me with beauty. I am glad to have your love in this hot season!
17, write with warm eyes and draw your shy and innocent smile; Write down the words in a sweet tone and compose a happy life movement. Dear, I love you forever! Sunshine and wind and rain are inseparable!
18, read the short message attentively, and express my affection everywhere. I miss you in the disaster of lovesickness, want to chase you back and love you to death, summon up courage to say I love you and tell you clearly that I love you, love you. Winter love message
19, you used affectionate send warm, harps and flutes around the beam, loved songs and paintings, and your heart was proud of the snow. The cold winter did not go with the ice, and the good news had already entered your heart. I miss you, and in every piece of music, I sing the blessings of my life.
20. How much love can be repeated, how many people are willing to wait, how many short messages can be resent, and how many words are nonsense? I just want to tell you that I have identified you in my life, so surrender quickly!
2 1, because I love you, I know; Understand because you know; Because I understand, I am patient; Because of forbearance, it is fulfilled! Because of love, I am willing to read you all my life. This feeling is meaningful and beautiful! Couples miss text messages
22.20 12 is getting closer and closer. Are you nervous? Whether you are nervous or not, I am nervous anyway! I'm not worried about the end of the world, I'm not afraid of death, I'm just worried that I can't be with you!
23, love, is missing tangled in the bottom of my heart; Love is waiting for your news every day; Love is that the mind is no longer lonely; Love is to cherish your life; Pay all kinds of tenderness, reap happiness and sweetness, love and cherish!
24. The harbor of love is full of affection; The spring of love is full of tenderness; Love is the most romantic song floating in the night sky. Love is the sweetest song in the journey of life. I am willing to stick to it for you all my life.
25, the feeling of love is so profound, pure and lovely like a pigeon in the square, without any worldly entanglements, sweet enjoyment is spent so lightly, who am I willing to count the sadness and happiness of this life with? As long as you want it, you must!
26. I love you, so I want to be with you every minute; Love you, so you often receive sweet messages; I love you, so I send warm greetings in this cold early winter. Even if you have love, you should pay attention to adding clothes to keep out the cold.
27. Loving you is my patent. Whoever dares to take you away is doing something illegal. So, be honest with me. Don't worry, as long as I have it, I will give it to you, so there is nothing wrong with being honest with me!
28. Love is a piece of candy, which will melt in your mouth, but it will leave sweetness. It's a cup of coffee, bitter but intriguing, and it's also a poem that you don't understand but feel beautiful. Dear, I will love you all my life!
29. White clouds and blue sky are always inseparable in life; The stars and the moon are accompanied by dribs and drabs; Just like you and me, it was arranged by heaven. Dear, you are the love of my life forever!
30. In the evening, when the sky is thick, the new moon hangs exquisitely in the sky. I breathe into the glass and draw your eyes with my fingertips, but I can't draw what I miss you.
3 1, suppressed for a long time, could not bear to say it; Always looking for the right opportunity; I really can't help telling you today: find a lover quickly, stay away from troubles and enjoy the sweetness! Call me if you want!
32. Successful men believe that "the colorful flags are fluttering outside, but the red flag at home will not fall". Third mistress should pay attention. You are like a bird in the sky. Why are you competing with the birds in the cage? You have your own vast sky!
33. Jealousy means I like you, anger means I care about you, being in a daze means I miss you, being sad is just afraid of losing you, being happy together is called "liking", and being unhappy together is because of "loving you". A short message shows that I miss you very much at this moment.
34. It's cold in early winter, but I'm not afraid of cold. I'm afraid you will ignore me. No matter how cold the weather is, no matter how hot the stove is, it can't compare with your hug. Come on, honey, give me a hug, give me warmth and strength!
35. As winter approaches, the hair is blown by the cold wind. Whose thoughts come from ears? The magic of love brings me closer to you. In this early winter, I want to explore the true meaning of love with you!
36. My love for you has already flown over Qian Shan and reached your eyes. Please open your eyes and listen carefully. My eyes shine for you, and my voice sings for you. Come on, let's dance the song of love together!
A long time ago, I didn't know you. You don't belong to me. After a long time, I met you. You belong to me. We are very happy together, interpreting what love is. I will love you forever!
I loved you a long time ago, I love you now and I will always love you in the future. I will love you all my life and I will still love you in the afterlife. I will always love you until you get used to it! How much I love you! Ha ha!
39. The wind knows the sound of falling flowers, but the heart knows the sound of missing. It's cold, but my heart is still hot for you; The leaves have fallen, and my concern for you is closer. Early winter is coming, may your heart be full of sunshine and happiness forever.
40. Based on the classic judgment that "at the beginning of life, nature is cheap", it is never time that nourishes love, but time only cultivates feelings. What nourishes love is feelings, and what nourishes feelings is something that cannot be obtained!
4 1, I will be with you in this life, and I will be with you in the afterlife, and I will never be apart from you. The person who will make you cry is not worth your love, and the one who is, won't make you cry. Why don't you pity me in front of you!
42. I just want to marry you and fly with me in this life; Not afraid of life and death, but willing to turn into a butterfly, accompanied by day and night; If there is an afterlife, I will make a wish and be infatuated with each other for life. Dear, you are the only beauty in my heart!
43. I'm sorry for texting you so late ~ ~ If it bothers you ~ ~ I'm here to say ~ ~ You deserve it ~ ~ Who told you to go to bed earlier than me ~ ~ Hehe! !
44. Meeting you is my heart's beginning to fall in love with you. Having you is my happy choice. It is my most precious wealth. It is my eternal motivation to set foot on the red carpet. It is your regret. I passed it on to the wrong person.
45. Because of you, I believe that maybe all this is predestined, which will bring us together in some way. Now I really want to say … what I did in my last life!
46. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance!
47. Pack your things quickly, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You're welcome.
48. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that the world did not create you by the way.
49. If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But there are no rules ... then forget it!
50. It is a happy thing to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! But I lied to you, and it just happened! Ha ha!
5 1, the phone rang, which means I am thinking of you! Two voices mean I like you! Three voices mean I love you! When the seventh sound rings … damn it, I really need to talk to you, so don't answer the phone!
52. According to statistics, more than 99% people who look like pig heads read short messages with their thumbs! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late. Pig head! hahaha
I wrote your name in the sky, but it was blown away by the wind I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name in every corner … fuck, I was taken away by the police!
54. If it's a mistake to look good … then I'm all wet. If loveliness is a crime … I have committed a heinous crime. It's hard to be a man! ... you'll be fine ~ Yes, you're not guilty ... I envy you.
55. When the white clouds pass by, it is the trace of my missing you; That's how I miss you when the sun shines. When the rain falls, it is proof that I miss you. When it thundered, that's when I prayed to heaven that you were hit ... haha-
56. If I burn incense for one year, I can meet you, I can know you for three years, and I can cherish you for ten years. For the happiness of my next life, I am willing to ... convert to Christianity. ..
57. Do your fingers itch? That means I miss your caress; Does your lips itch? That means I miss your kiss; Are you itchy ... that means you are dirty, so take a shower!
58. It is a gust of wind, but it is so eternal; This is a dream, but it is so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. Finally, I can't help but say to you, "let me know before farting!" "
59. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight maggots, compete with shit, no one saves you, die heroically, live a great life, and die silently. In memory of you, there are lights in the toilet!
60. When you smile, the wolf will hang himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When sweating, lice are infested, and if you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. When you dress up, you kneel down and become paralyzed.
6 1, you have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-blossom sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a nymphomaniac!
62. After eighty-one difficulties, the Tang Priest's master and apprentice achieved positive results. Sanzang drives and Wukong sells pots. Friar Sand is a big man and has become a model. The remaining one, Pig Bajie, walked into the mobile phone. Still laughing!
63. Today, I met an idiot. I said, idiot, are you stupid? Idiot said: not stupid. I said, idiot, can you? Idiot said: ok. I said: will the idiot receive my message and not finish reading it? Idiot read my message and said, no!
64. I quietly blindfolded you, gently put a banana peel under your feet, gently watched you step on it, and smiled at you looking for teeth everywhere! Then a shallow smile: see if you dare to forget me!
Recalling the past, when I was lonely, when I was lonely, when I was depressed and when I was helpless, I had you! Xiuming, when you are happy, when you are happy, when you harvest, you will be loved and harassed by text messages. ...
66. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and a * * * who will finish reading the message!
67. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!
68. The vast sky allows you to fly high, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children have to chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle!
69. You are embarrassed, you are embarrassed, you are really embarrassed; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!
70. I will build your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.
7 1, if a drop of water represents blessing, I will send you a South China Sea, if a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy, and if a spoonful of honey represents missing, I will send you a hornet's nest. I can't believe it!
72. Yuan is studying abroad. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance and was busy telegraphing home for help. There were only four words on the telegram: A Yuan received a phone call from home a few days after he ran out of ammunition and food: Hold on!
73. When Bajie applied, the boss asked if you had a job title. Pig proudly said: the messenger of the altar! Boss: A person who cleans up phlegm and feces? Oh, then clean the toilet!
74, tea, drink strong, until the fragrance is special; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with mice is not bad!
75, eat very fat, pretend very much, insert a pen, can't settle accounts, and can only pee on the kang at night!
76. Once upon a time, there were four monkeys. The first one was blindfolded. The second covered her mouth and stopped talking. The third one stopped listening. The fourth one smiled with a mobile phone!
I haven't heard from you for a long time I wonder if you are all right now. I passed by your house the other day and went in to have a look. I saw you asleep, and I didn't have the heart to wake you up. Hey, only you have a litter of pigs!
78. Carrots respectfully hand in business cards when meeting customers. The customer looked at the business card and asked, Why is it called Korean ginseng? Carrots have a thin waist. "People haha!"
79. Forward this message three times, and you will get lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan!
80. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember.
8 1. According to the survey and statistics, in 20 13 years, a group of new human beings appeared, and there are four big fools: those who can't hang themselves in love, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts are invalid, and those who giggle at mobile phones!
82. See which bank abbreviation is best: China Construction CBC (deposit or not), China Bank BC (deposit or not), China Agricultural Bank ABC (ah, deposit or not), China Industrial and Commercial Bank ICBC (deposit or not) and Minsheng Bank CMSB (deposit or not).
83. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles Store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.
84. Every time it rains and winds, I ask you to take care of it and give you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!
85, * * * * unemployed without tears, stepped towards the nightclub. I can also serve the rich woman without relying on society. There are food, drinks and tips. Who says men have no status?
86. I said you were a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."
87. My boyfriend is much older than me. One day, I had a whim and asked him if he would choose me if he had met me a few years earlier. He immediately replied: no, I am very upset and asked: Why? He rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, a few years ago, you were only a few years old. It is illegal to be with minors.
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