The day of the birthday is actually very short, the candles go out, a birthday is over, how ~?
Candle and then one to go out, another birthday past, howling ~?
When the candles are burning, the cake will be burned, and you won't be able to eat it.
What's the most painful thing about birthdays, you know? It's the fact that no one shows up on your birthday.
What is the most painful thing about birthdays, do you know? It's "It's not your birthday yet, but you're here!"
What is the most painful thing about birthdays, do you know?
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On a sunless night in 250 A.D., a great inventor landed!
He was the number one NB one man who influenced the world, his name was Bi Yuntao!
It was he who rewrote history,
It was he who saved the planet,
It was he who first implemented the national policy,
It was he who first practiced family planning!
That is to say, the day Bi Yuntao's classmates just landed, no, just born, due to congenital urinary urgency, overnight the quilts and mattresses of the whole county were stained with maps by him~
As time pushes forward, as the amount of urine increases, as the maps keep dropping in price...
The family really can not, by the county village committee of the Women's Federation Department through the global study decided to put the poor Bi Yuntao students to the wheat field to water the wheat to go ....
This watering is a full 18 years ....
Bi Yuntao classmates are not small, considering his marriage, Bi Yuntao classmates a lot of pain, can not just into the bridal chamber on the people drowned, right?
Helpless .... He thought day and night, intense arguments, and finally invented a super urinary condom!
This set
Da Yu had a thought
The Three Gorges Project had hope .....
-----This was the earliest incarnation of the condom!
Later, as the population increased, in response to the country's family planning policy, Bi Yuntao's classmates resolutely decided to give up the patent for this invention to the state!
Afterwards
the state began mass production...
We had the opportunity to use condoms ~
When the condom was invented so many years ago! （Let's all thank Mr. Bi Yuntao for that!
References:
Original Literature! Thanks!
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Night dark and windy, Piggy is on the moon and Chang'e sister kiss me, suddenly a black shadow swept past, Piggy hurriedly carrying a nail rake
chase out, after a while back, said: Damn, Yang Liwei ......
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A man raised a parrot, very powerful, and it off other birds that were kept with it were killed by it.
Then the owner got an eagle and it rested on a piece, and when the owner came to see it, the parrot's feathers were hanging outside the cage.
The master said, "This time not **** it."
But in a closer look, is the eagle died, the parrot naked and said, "This grandson is really powerful, not to take off the bare bladder but also really can't beat the yatting."
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A driver drove a van full of hens, driving at the same time While teasing his parrot, a beautiful woman hitchhiking, the driver will put the parrot in the cargo box with the hens together, please beautiful woman sitting in the cab. After driving for a while, the driver tentatively asked the beauty: "Kiss it okay?" The beauty very shyly shook her head and said, "No." After a while, the driver asked again, "Can I have a hug?" The beauty still shook her head and said, "No." The driver said angrily, "If you can't, go down." After a while, the driver felt that his approach is very ungentlemanly, so he returned to the beautiful woman on the car, but after a while, the driver did not give up and asked: "Kiss it okay?" The beauty still shook her head, "Hug it okay?" The beautiful woman still shook her head, "No, just go down." So repeated three times, finally arrived at the chicken farm, the driver opened the trunk, see the hens have been mu few, only to see the parrot lifted a hen and asked, "Beauty kiss it okay?" The hen desperately shook her head, and the parrot asked again, "Can a beautiful woman give you a hug?" The hen still shook her head. The parrot said, "If you can't, go down." The hen was thrown out of the car ......
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The prisoner was executed by firing squad, and because of the poor quality of the bullets. The first shot didn't go off, then a second shot was fired.... The third shot. At this time the prisoner cried, holding the bailiff's thighs, said: big brother you strangled me! Too fucking scary .....
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A elementary school student, to the long-time crush of the teacher confession, the teacher said this is not right, but he did not listen. Finally, the teacher couldn't stand it and said, I don't want a small child. The elementary school student said: I'll be careful!" .
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Mother often admonished sheep: "No swinging while wearing a skirt; otherwise, you will be seen by little boys inside the little panties oh!" One day, the sheep was happy to say to his mother: "Today I and Xiaoming race swinging, I won!" Mom said angrily, "Didn't I tell you? Don't swing when you wear a skirt!" Sheep said proudly, "But I'm so smart! I took off my little panties inside so he couldn't see my little panties!"
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