Youth is like playing mahjong, either cannon, or self-touch, the following I brought you to play mahjong old losing funny sayings, I hope you will like!
Playing mahjong old losing funny say
1, I do not like her, you do not want to be friends with her or either I or she choose one. People who ask such questions are childish ghosts! Fan Bingbing and Wang Sicong tearing each other apart, not the same as going to Huang Xiaoming's wedding together. For so many years I disliked woman A very much (don't interact with each other), but man B and her drink and play mahjong diehard, woman C and woman D and her circle of friends interact frequently. I have never had a problem or question with Man B, Woman C and Woman D. Friendship and eat durian the same, you do not like to eat, how can you prevent others to eat it?!
2, I now want to have a three-day mini-vacation ~ the first day to sleep until eleven o'clock at noon, and then the head is not washed face is not washed wearing framed glasses at home lying in the sun all day; the second day to get up early, go climbing or hiking line, the afternoon to go to my grandma's house to eat fruits to see them play mahjong; the third day with the old king or a good friend to go shopping, eat food, the night falls only to go home. So that I suddenly want to get married ~ only marriage can vacation.
3, play a little mahjong, eat a spicy hot. Find a small object, life is like this.
4, to advise the world, life, it is 0 years old, 10 years old growth; 20 for the love of uncertainty; 30 basic orientation; 40 desperately playing the intrusion; 50 look back; 60 to old age; 70 rubbing mahjong; 80 sun; 90 lying in bed; 100 hanging on the wall ... A great life and a miserable death! Can hold hands when, please do not just shoulder to shoulder, can embrace when, please do not just hand in hand, can be together when, please do not easily separate!
5, I these days the days of the day one day do not go out and then at night after dinner and wash the dishes to go to the river for a walk a little scattered to Yang Fan and then play mahjong single song cycle for a long time mahjong to one point to win a 250 recent burst of last year's year's mahjong amount to play back there are still more than to play five times a early to bed and early to rise has nothing to do with me.
6, Russia to work hard to make money, playing mahjong
7, unlucky woman how not to kill him. In order to play mahjong to the two-year-old son still at home. As a result, the child climbed out of the window and fell to his death. The incident occurred in Jiangsu. Raging father crazy. Lift the son to beat his wife. Everyone will play mahjong time to do something useful it away from gambling.
8, youth is like playing mahjong, either cannon, or self-touch.
9, you have a big set of teeth, can buckle out a set of mahjong with a disk of military chess.
10, optimistic, strong, happy; from your hands to spend out of the money is your own money; meet a love of reading people, than to meet a love of mahjong strong
Mahjong old lose how to do
1, a woman and a man on a blind date, the woman said: I have a bad character, will not do housework, do not want to work, love to play mahjong love snacks, love to lose their temper, spending money and capricious, you can accept it? The man held half a day to ask a sentence: you just say you carry not to carry the beat, right?
2, the Spring Festival to wish you happiness: beautiful flowers, romantic as cherry blossoms, auspicious as snowflakes, luck with peach blossoms, rich race peony flowers, playing mahjong kong blossom!
3, the so-called Spring Festival is adults playing mahjong. The children play everywhere. We are not too small and no object of human feelings
4, today lost 57 yuan, fortunately, tomorrow my brother's small vacation is over. This baby has arrived home, from today onwards, do not mention mahjong to me, for those who want to call me to play mahjong, how much money you lack please tell me directly!
5, 0 years old appearance, 10 years old every day up. 20 years old ideal, 30 years old strong. 40 years old basic orientation, 50 years old everywhere to eat. 60 years old playing mahjong, 70 years old everywhere to hang out. 80 years old pulling the family, 90 years old hanging on the wall!
6, bachelor's day creative way: breakfast only eat a doughnut, dining only make a chopsticks, public transportation only sit 1 road, mahjong only Hu a, K song only point "a lifetime of loneliness", text message only send a. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
7, fourth-tier cities (and the following) of middle-aged and elderly women are very your country, physical life is extremely full - buy food scolding street chores stoned mahjong queuing up to receive gifts jumping square dance tightly, the spiritual life of all rely on gossip - who screwed who blew up who gave birth to a child with no butthole who earns a lot of money who married the second house who gave birth to the second child who is thirty is still not married, only the mouth does not mention their husbands.
8. When I was a kid, the deepest impression of New Year's Eve was that the adults were so tired. They have to set off firecrackers, to play mahjong all night, to visit relatives in accordance with a variety of red tape to pay tribute to each other, to keep eating, keep pouring wine. Most of the New Year's money given to children has to be surrendered. Those who favor gift exchanges, is to be written down and returned. This way of life, look at all the annoying. Now the New Year's Eve circle of friends to simplify into a tea date, read a book at home, or go on a trip. It's a good thing.
9, buy goods rely on the eyesight, playing mahjong rely on the hand; train rely on the pull; sell combs rely on the credibility, you use a good, will buy back.
10, every day to play the landlord even look at the beauty of the stubble mahjong how do not see you play the game of big fish eat small fish,
Love Mao Grandpa's funny saying
1, the Spring Festival is almost here, I wish that the personality network is getting better and better, and the children can get a lot of a lot of Mao Grandpa.
2, how, sister is so drag, capable of you sue to the Mao grandfather that ~
3, pure female colleagues dropped 5 dollars on the ground, I picked up and said: ? Girl, tonight I accompany you, friendly price as long as 5 dollars ~? She said with a serious face:? Five dollars at a time? I nodded my head, and saw her pull out a red Mao Grandpa from her pocket, and flung it to me with great bravado: ? Then come 20 times tonight!!!? I -_-!
4, Grandpa Mao said let me forget him But
5, in fact, spend your money and spend their own money as much as Grandpa Mao endorsed.
6, Grandpa Mao said , work love game is the really important three aspects of life
7, I hope that someone can be like Grandpa Mao on the red lady as never leave me.
8, I love you more than Grandpa Mao!
9, - the tragedy is, open the wallet, the peoples are still there, but Grandpa Mao is gone,