(Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question ...)
2. All the servants by the water have gone, and the children have shaved their heads, but the golden lotus is hard to walk. When the Iraqis came to meet them, the lotus was full of cars, and my father-in-law was so tired that his right arm was broken and eighteen bamboos were connected. Peony fell to the ground. Guess eight words!
Answer: I have never seen you so stupid!
All the pigs in the world are dead (guess the name of a song)
Answer: At least you!
4. Legend has it that the four masters and apprentices in the Tang Dynasty all have a corresponding appellation, that is, the Monkey King means "righteousness", Tang Priest means "righteousness", Zhu Bajie means "arrival" and Friar Sand means "coming" (ask others after you finish). Ok, I'll take a test, Pig! Hee hee, others must say "here"!
5. Do you know what animal likes to ask why?
B: I don't know!
A: Pig!
B: Why?
A: Because you are a big pig!
6. Which of the 26 English letters is the most stupid?
Answer: u (you)!
7. I dreamed of you last night! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I dreamed that you were chasing a pig with a kitchen knife, and you stopped after catching a cliff. Suddenly, the pig stood up and sang you an ancient poem. Do you know what this is?
I don't know.
A: What it says is: We are born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other!
8, you encourage others (guess a dish name) Zhu (pig)!
9. The key to asking others this question is to let others answer it quickly. It is best to let others answer in 1~2 seconds! )
Do you know that there is a number greater than 1
Do you know that there is a number greater than 10?
Do you know that there is a number greater than 100?
Do you know that there is a number greater than 1000?
Do you know a more stupid pig than you? Usually people will answer "no" because of their thinking inertia, hee hee! )
10, who is Mi's mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).
Who is Amy's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.
Who is Amy's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice)
Who is Amy's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.
Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.
1 1. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.
12, Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, Bobo turned him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo do at this moment?
Answer: continue to feed him one yuan.
13. A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What is a bear without a penis?
Answer: Mama Bear.
14 and September 28th are Confucius' birthdays, so when is101October 28th?
Answer: Confucius full moon
15. There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the keeper opened the prison door the next day and found another prisoner inside?
A: The name of the fugitive is Du.
16. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute big fortunes rely on for food?
Answer: mouth
17, if someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Answer: Is this the earth?
Why does 18 and four 9s add up to 100?
Answer: 99+9/9= 100.
19. What is the product with the same production date and effective date?
Answer: newspapers
20. What will make the people above happy and the people below excited?
Answer: Concert.
2 1. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first?
Answer: It is better to close the door first.
22. Old Man Mei, you go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him?
Answer: beans and corn
23. What do boys and girls have to do before going to bed on Valentine's Day?
Answer: Close your eyes.
24. Xiaowen accidentally swallowed the coin of 10 yuan. What should I do?
Answer: One more.
25. 12 Zodiac, which three are the scariest?
Answer: pig, dragon and chicken (Zhu Rongji)
Don't go out if you don't have much money on rainy days? Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])
27. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.
28. What should I do if You Zhu comes out of the pigsty? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.
29. What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai
30. What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].
3 1, A and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water, C can be oxidized into D in air, and D smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?
Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg
32. What sword is transparent? Answer: No.
33. Who gives Andy Lau water to drink? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)
34. Why can't I see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.
35. Why does the white rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.
36. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.
37. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)
38. Why should I put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.
39. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.
40. Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)
4 1, which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)
42. Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)
43. What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish
44. What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish
45. We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.
46. The tortoise built a house in its shell and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.
47. The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.
48. The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and went in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.
49. The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the puppy carry it first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)
50. Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).
5 1, don't vomit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal
52. Which sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion
53. Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon
54. Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)
55. Who is playing Chopin's nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)
56. Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)
57. Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.
58. A steamed stuffed bun fought with a potato, and the potato killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.
59. When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to take revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run.
A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.
60. Who owns the sea? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)
6 1, a rooster and a hen (guess three words) answer: two chickens.
62. A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.
63. A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.
64. A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans
65. Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.
66. Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)
67, eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate won ~ {hit a foodie} answer: chocolate bar.
68. I was not convinced when I threw eggs. I played again ~ I lost again ~ {I played a foodie} Answer: egg noodles.
69. As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake. The cake failed as a result.
I was also severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {I made a foodie} Answer: chocolate chess (angry) cake.
70. Finally, eggs and cakes go to Big Brother's egg tart, which says chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~
So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake.
Apologize for eggs and cakes, {play a foodie} Answer: fu chocolate.
7 1, cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (car, plane)
72. How to make drinks bigger? Answer: recite the great compassion mantra
73. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.
So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: shy zebra
74. Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! It's on the ground)
75. Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel as inconvenient as in his own country. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Wang is a baby.
76. Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names are me, me, me and me.
One day, they went to play together. I'm buying a book, I'm singing, and another person is eating shit. Guess who this shit eater is?
Answer: "I"
77. A man wore a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? Answer: He is going to a mental hospital. Abby will take an English exam tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva in Foguang Mountain was responsive. He hurried up the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to be admitted tomorrow. As a result, he still failed the English exam the next day. Why? A: Because the Bodhisattva can't read English, she can't get through.
The teacher asked the students to write a composition entitled "If I were a manager". Most students immediately buried themselves in writing, except one boy who leaned back in his chair and was indifferent. The teacher asked him why he didn't write, and he gave him an answer that made him laugh and cry. A: I'm waiting for the secretary.
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: Because he is aiming.
80. There is a girl who doesn't need to take a bath or change clothes, but her clothes are the most expensive in the world. Who is she? A: She is the Statue of Liberty.
8 1, there is a kind of cloth that is very long, wide and beautiful. Even if no one uses it to make clothes, it is impossible to make clothes. Why? Answer: Waterfalls.
82. What is it that is not afraid of rain on rainy days? Answer: umbrellas and raincoats
83. What is an empty body with a pair of hands? Answer: gloves
84. There is a kind of fruit that is green before eating, red after eating and black after spitting. What kind of fruit is this? Answer: Watermelon
85. What has many teeth and can bite people's hair? Answer: Hairpins.
Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why? Answer: Mom is Xiaohong's class teacher.
87. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbour? Answer: She can't sit.
88. Put a pencil on the ground so that no one can pass through it. What should I do? Answer: put it by the wall
89. What are the main reasons for divorce? Answer: get married
90. "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"? Answer: Tomorrow's tomorrow.
9 1. Who goes to see a doctor every day? Answer: Doctor.
92. What says "dad" won't touch it, but that "dad" will touch it twice? Answer: upper and lower lips
93. Two people came to the river at the same time. They all want to cross the river, but there is only one boat, and this boat can only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river? Answer: Yes, because they are on both sides of the river.
94. In a zoo, two lions took advantage of the negligence of the keeper to forget to lock the cage and ran around the park. People are looking for administrators while avoiding danger, while administrators are hiding in safer places. Where is this place? Answer: In the lion cage.
95. Which tooth was finally exposed? Answer: Dentures.
96. What is gnashing your teeth? Answer: Zipper.
97. There are two cars driving at the same speed on two adjacent roads. Soon after, although neither car changed speed, car B suddenly began to overtake car A. Is this possible? Both roads are straight lines. Answer: Lane A has a downhill section, which makes the distance longer.
98. People told Adan that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Zipped.
99. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: Panda, look at its dark circles.
100. What has many teeth and can bite people's hair? Answer: Hairpins.
10 1. What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? Answer: windmill wheels
102. When several objects with the same size and shape are side by side, is it possible that the objects closer to you look smaller and farther away from you? A: This will happen if a mirror is used for reflection.
103, it depends on the owner to beat the dog, but what does it depend on to beat the tiger? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.
104. There is a sign on the bridge that says "No Crossing". But many people still ignore it and go on. Why do you think it is? A: The name of this bridge is "No Crossing"
105, what inspiration did Beethoven give students? Answer: If you recite the textbook, you will get more marks.
106, why does it get cold after death? Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.
107, Xiao Li had a business trip and came back early. Why didn't Xiao Li get angry when he saw the small building next door and his wife sleeping in bed? Answer: Xiao Lou is a woman.
108, Xiaoming has never been to America. He wants to go to America. How much should he spend at least? Answer: there is no cost if you think about it.
109, what can't I eat? Answer: discus
1 10, what number is reduced by half to zero? Answer:
1 1 1. There are four cakes in the box, and all four children gave one, but there is still one in the box. Why? Answer: One of them was taken away by the child together with the box.
1 12, a hundred men can't lift things, but a woman can lift them with one hand. What is this object? Answer: an egg (just one egg, 100 people can't lift it)
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