My name is Shi Jianren, and I am squatting on the toilet in the process of composing my suicide note.
In fact, I don't want to die. I'm only twenty-four years old, and I'll have to... I'm only twenty-four years old, and I'm going to have to... I'm going to have to eat for forty or fifty years.
I admit that I am a person without pursuit, but fate is not so play me, right, the Sadako video tape made into a pirated CD-ROM, the cover is also printed with Portono Yoko's provocative posture, with a naughty mosaic, on the roving trafficking in the gate of the first middle school in our county. I also admit that I posed as a teacher, threatened to notify the parents, confiscated the elementary school students just bought sex learning materials is my fault, but this is also for the good of the elementary school students ah, to avoid him stepping into a nest in the room fear of the old road.
It's been three hours since I watched the videotape and answered the phlegm call, and I've been on the toilet for three hours, so I can't help it, I'm nervous and I want to poop. Look at my watch, it's after 12pm. You tell me what happened to me, I took off my pants at night to relax before going to bed, and then I was shown this, which scared me almost...
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My stomach growled, thinking that I've been shitting for three hours and it's time to get something to eat.
After wiping my ass, I rubbed my pasty legs, why are they just pasty not numb? There are two reasons, one is scared, and the second is that you see that many years of Za Ma Bu put the ground Za Dented Shaolin Temple martial arts monks, said they Za Ma Bu legs numb?
Grass made a bowl of Scottish Italian-style bruschetta plus two five ripe eggs, the beauty of life came to the surface. The day fucking curse, I am our Handong City, the local people's congress cooking class zero hours of work, long-term contact with the people's congress, sucked so many years of pure party gas, speak not, next year, I applied for membership in the party will pass it?
Eat, the Internet watched half an hour of recorded news broadcasts, went to bed and slept until dawn.
The next day, the first phone call to the head of the class Zhao leaning Die, asked for a day off, the second phone call called all my three brothers.
I used three sentences to explain what happened: I was hit by the Chastity Curse, please come to help me out, old fork can you not pick your nose.
The three brothers were silent for a while.
Big brother Ritian opened his mouth and said first: "Bitch ah, listen to your accident, you know a few brothers absenteeism rushed to your home, you will not joke with us. Chastity is not the one in the Midnight Murderer's Bell that lies on the ground crawling around Chastity?"
The old fork interjected, "The one crawling around on the ground is Gamako, Sadako is the one with long hair."
Riten nodded, "Bitch, you're usually the one who comes up with all the officer ideas, how do you want us to help you this time?"
The old four Tiger Bi, "help what ah, and so Sadako came, a few brothers to help you beat him down, you are not unaware that I work in the demolition team for so many years ah."
"No no no, the movie and the ghosts to do battle generally die the most tragic. I also do not want a few brothers to take this risk, I think so, first of all, I do not know whether this is true or not, the old fork you help me to go to the door of the county first middle school that old man who bought the disk to check out the origins of this disk," said, I was ready to hand over the disc to the old fork, Ritian reached out and took it first, looked at it, handed it to the old fork, the old fork took a look and sighed, "the old fork, the old fork, sighed. "This Sadako is hiding really deep."
I ignored the old fork, then said, "Old Bi, if true, I need a few props, you help me to prepare." Said, handed Old Bi a piece of paper with a few lines written on it. Old Bi took the paper and looked at it, "I can understand if you want this neck brace, but what do you want this news broadcast full episode CD-ROM for? And this..."
"Do not ask, watch the movie when I took off in advance .... Maybe this blasphemy to that female ghost's self-esteem, the chaste child seems to scold me, Japanese I can not understand, the content is estimated to get you dead tomorrow night, that is to say, tonight the chaste child will come to the door. Big brother, today please help me a piece of cooking a table, no matter what the consequences, I intend to be polite first, to make amends can not be then the blade of war. Brothers, my death or life is in your hands tonight, take action."
The food market.
Big brother Riten carried vegetables and accompanied me to the food market.
"Shi, tonight brother accompany you to wait for Sadako to come, more people have a care."
I was touched, after all, tonight is the fateful meal. However, I pretended to be relaxed and replied, "Big brother, you go home to accompany your sister-in-law, tonight is most likely a misunderstanding, even if Zhenzi came, I made such a delicious dish, say maybe Zhenzi ate enough to go back. Tomorrow morning I will go to your home to see your sister-in-law." Big brother did not reply to me, I continued, "I'm afraid that Sadako is not accustomed to eating local food, and will have to order a Japanese cuisine, to take care of the feelings of this big tempered lady ah." Hearing my words, big brother's heavy face finally smiled.
The phone rang, I picked up the phone, is the old fork called.
"How's the investigation going, Old Fork?"
"This old man oil is very, do not admit that he sells pornography, I checked his stall, indeed no pornography ah?"
Not oil can sell porn in front of the county first middle school is still not killed by parents?
"Fuck, you buy up his disk, and he made a deal to ask."
After a while, the old fork called back, "This old man is soft and hard to refuse ah"
"I guess this old man decided that we are checking his people, you first go to help Hu Bi to prepare things, the old man's side and so on the fall to settle accounts."
? The first afternoon of the rush, in accordance with the European-style restaurant, my house connected to the living room and dining room unrelated things all moved into the room, 5 eight hundred tables shot into a row, laying a red cloth, long white candles, silver tableware a wide range of silver tableware, one end of the table sits me, the other far end of the TV set. This is my thinking about the arrangement, in order to create atmosphere and distance.
? Next to the long table sat several props covered with black curtains, tools for this night's martial arts fight.
? At dusk, I say goodbye to my three brothers.
? "Brothers, you have worked hard this afternoon, tomorrow I have to treat you to a big meal."
? "Tonight I'd better stay, I have never seen a ghost in my life, this opportunity do not want to miss." The person who said it was Old Fork.
? "I did not set up the camera, you can remote support, once found not right, give me the alarm, do not say it, you guys go first, I go back to also test those props are good or not", life is rare a few brothers, I can not possibly let my brother to commit a risk.
"Then we go first, you give the camera a gesture, we will alarm over." Speaking is the big brother Ritian, finished a few brothers went.
Back to the house, just the generosity of the gas is all gone, legs began to tremble again. Climbed up to my seat, to the opposite side of the TV set pressed the power button, the TV put up the news broadcast.
The dishes I had prepared were all laid out in front of the TV, with candles and flowers in the center of the table. The fluorescent lights in the room were all on, and I wasn't sure because Sadako's appearances are habitual power outages, so I still had a lot of candles in lamp holders around the room.
I nibbled on my steamed buns, would have liked to add some garlic, but I was afraid Sadako wouldn't like it, and I felt a little choked up on the buns, and drank a mouthful of red wine from a highball glass. Eat enough, looked at the clock, 7:15 pm, turned his head to the camera behind him to squeeze out a smile.
Thinking, what if the food gets cold when Sadako arrives later, I'll have to learn some Japanese on my cell phone and ask her if she needs it warmed up. Will she nod shyly, what the fuck was I thinking, I pinched myself.
As the minutes ticked by, my Japanese version of "Hungry, I'll heat up some food" became more and more practiced.
The time continued to pass, and I was as restless as waiting for my girlfriend to come on a date, and wondering what I was going to do to make her happy when she did. Boss, I'm waiting for a ghost, okay? What kind of mental activity is this?
Two hours passed, and I took off my neck brace to get some air. How not yet come, I want to change a station to see, continuously watch a few hours of news broadcast, want to watch some easy program to rest, first DVD converted to TV, eh, outside of this station happens to be also playing the news broadcast, I changed a station, or news broadcast, strange, the joint 30 minutes is not already past it, how to change a few stations are news broadcast, I listened carefully, this is not a change of station okay, a change of the put I scared out of a cold sweat, because this news broadcast hosts speak the language is Japanese, the voice is getting louder and louder, the speed of speech is also getting faster and faster, I hurried to change the station, this change is good, the voice is back to the familiar Chinese. However, this hairstyle and dress how so retro, the host read: "November 8, 1990, the three armed forces jointly ...." I can't listen to the rest of it.
How to put the 90s news broadcast? I feel a little fear, pressing the remote control power button, but the TV just can not be turned off, flung his hand on the remote control smashed into the TV screen. The screen cracked and the TV went black.
This was followed by a blackout.
? The power went out.
? Here she comes!
? Snowflake dots slowly appeared on the dark TV, more and more snowflake dots, the picture suddenly jumped to a dry well, Sadako slowly crawled out from the well towards me in front of the TV. I felt like I was about to suffocate, not daring to breathe a single breath.
The crack in the screen that I had smashed out began to ooze a stream of red liquid outwards, a hand reached out from it, the crack was widened, and half of Sadako's body poked out.
? Gray flickering light, burgundy tablecloth, white Sadako crawling step by step, thin pale torso reaches out and pushes away from the candle lamp holder, across the flowers, enchanting and bizarre.
? I have to say, this is the first time a member of the opposite sex has crawled towards me on a long red table, and thankfully I set the distance long enough to give me time to get used to it, so I'm sure the police are on their way.
? I hemmed and hawed and sneered, now it was my turn to make a move.
? I just rolled and rolled to the side of the first black curtain. The reason why I rolled instead of running or straddling was because I thought it would be faster to roll. A smooth pull, button a press, my 220V U.S. electric car battery driven by the ultraviolet lamps instantly shot 10,000 channels of fiber optic. Sadako obviously some do not adapt to this bright light, body slightly trembling, was about to look up with eyes to see me.
? I know, she is to make a mind control art, "Midnight Murder Bell" people are scared to death by her this trick. However, trying to scare me to death just like that is still very possible. I don't dare to be too big, my thumb pressed, the second button was pressed by me, a shocking "The river flows eastward, the stars in the sky..." The song rang out, the second curtain is I let Hu Bi borrowed his wife to dominate the People's Park square dance special sound.
? Now it's not in the soundtrack of your Midnight Run, it's in my bgm.
? Powerful sound defense, I really did not get a glance from Sadako. But I didn't dare open Sadako's face, focusing my gaze on her feet.
? Sadako got agitated and assumed the posture of a frog-like one about to leap.
? This is going to be a physical fight.
? I naturally do not have the guts to do battle with Sadako. Reached out and set up the exclusive shield of the demolition team behind the ultraviolet light. This shield has followed Tiger Bee for dozens of years, and has accumulated a lot of battle achievements, resisting flying bricks, fire bottles, spears are no problem, the old Bee has also been based on this shield alone, seven in seven out in the tide of workers strong factory protection, won the demolition sector Zhao Zilong reputation.
? I moved slowly towards the door, looking for a chance to run. Sadako and I were in such a stalemate that Sadako moved as I had reached the door and reached for it.
? No one knew how Sadako made her move, all that could be seen was that Sadako's pale hand had penetrated the shield and plunged into my shoulder pinning me to the wall. My ears were suddenly quiet and I couldn't feel the pain, all that was in my head was Sadako's eyes. Sadako leaned her face in front of mine, the tips of her noses touching, and her field of vision was limited to Sadako's pupils, pitch-black and canthargic.
? Dying, I'm dying. Why can't I smell anything, is Sadako odorless? Or, am I not breathing anymore.
? Boom
? The door to my house was kicked in, and a hollow iron pipe went straight into Sadako's hair, in one temple and out the other, to be exact. Sadako leapt back and slumped over the TV, pulling at the pipe bit by bit. I took a long, sudden breath as pain drilled into my head.
? "Bitch, are you okay"
I coughed up a mouthful of blood, the act of twisting my head to look at it ripping pain throughout my body. It was Riten. "Big brother, what are you doing here, where are the police."
? "Still on the way, I came first."
? "Go, go."
? Niten set me up and turned around just as I was about to leave, a steel pipe went under and up through my big brother's chest.
? This blow, and no one saw how to make a move.
? Niten pushed me out of the way, and I fell to the ground before I could see Sadako's position holding the steel pipe. Sadako lifted her hand and threw it, and Hiten slammed into the white wall like a leather ball, splattering blood.
? I had thought that I would be crazy to rush up and fight Sadako, I did not realize that I did not have that courage, in front of this powerful force, I lost myself. Sadako looked at me and crawled towards the TV.
? Why didn't you kill me?
? But I won't let you go like that. Sadako was already halfway in, so I picked up the remote and hit the channel change button.
? "Grandpa, Grandpa" two shouts from the TV. The TV even switched to the Huluwa program, which station this point put Huluwa ah?
? At the same time I was surprised, a hand reached out from the TV, longer and longer, until it grabbed me and dragged me into the TV.