I have a friend in Zhejiang Province in the southernmost part of China, and the dialect he speaks is not understandable at all, and he can't spit out the words, and of course, I can't spit out the words, so I have to use pinyin to type the Chinese characters to find a long time to change them!
I hope you don't mind my ghost words above, this is my personal little insight. It has nothing to do with the geographical mess. I hope you all brainstorm. You can shoot bricks, scolding people of course, will be backfired, the role of the force and reaction force Well! 500 words is actually very difficult to come up with, my real purpose is still to invite everyone to come here to say their own dialect, to share the essence of everyone's language, to entertain the public! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it!
In this collection of the characteristics of the local language, *** everyone reference:
China has eight dialects (recently discovered a language called "Ping language", mainly in the Guangxi area). There are also some Chinese dialects into nine dialects, ten dialects. In fact, what we call "eight major dialects", "nine major dialects", or even "ten major dialects" are only the Han dialects in China, and if we add the languages of the ethnic minorities, the Chinese dialects can be divided into many more dialects. The first is the "I'm not sure what I'm talking about", but the second is the "I'm not sure what I'm talking about".
1, Beijing dialect, the use of the area: Beijing, and the area around Beijing. It is very easy to understand. Communication is common, most similar to Mandarin. Representative: Beijing.
2, Northeastern language family, the use of the region: the three northeastern provinces, northeastern Inner Mongolia. Very easy to understand. Very similar to Mandarin. Representative: Shenyang.
3, North China, the use of the region: Shandong, Hebei, Henan, Anhui, Lianyungang, Xuzhou, Suqian, Liaoning Dalian, etc., easier to understand, more similar to Mandarin. Representatives: Jinan, Zhengzhou.
4, the Southwest language family, the use of regional: Sichuan, Chongqing, Yunnan, Guizhou, Tibet, western Guangxi, Hunan, Hubei. It is basically easy to understand. Similar to Mandarin, the tone is different from Mandarin. Representatives: Chengdu, Chongqing.
5. Northwest dialect, spoken in Shanxi, Shaanxi, Gansu, Xinjiang, Qinghai, Ningxia, and northwest Inner Mongolia. It is basically understandable, and is close to Mandarin.
6, Wu language family, the use of the region: Shanghai, Hangzhou, Ningbo, Huzhou, Jinhua, Taizhou, Shaoxing, Suzhou, Wuxi, Nantong, Changzhou, Zhoushan, basically not similar to Mandarin, generally difficult to understand. Representative: Shanghai, Ningbo.
7, Cantonese, the use of the region: Guangdong, Guangxi, east, north, part of Hainan, Hong Kong, Macao, not at all similar to Mandarin, belongs to one of the representatives of the southern language family. It is difficult to understand. Representative: Guangzhou, Hong Kong.
8, the Hakka language family, the use of the region: Jiangxi, northwestern Fujian, southwestern Zhejiang, Wenzhou, a small part, not similar to Mandarin, very difficult to understand. Representative: Hakka people.
9, the Min language family, the use of the region: Fujian, Taiwan, southern Wenzhou, Taizhou Yuhuan part of the southwest part of Zhejiang. It is not at all similar to Mandarin and is very difficult to understand. Representative: Fuzhou, Taipei.
10, Wenzhou language family, the use of the region: Wenzhou three districts, Rui'an, most of Pingyang, Cangnan small, Yongjia, Yueqing, Wencheng, Dongtou small, Lishui Qingtian small, Taizhou Yuhuan small. Least similar to Mandarin, most difficult to understand. Representative: Wenzhou.
The above is a summary of the characteristics of the collected dialects, and the following is a list of the actual usage of the various dialects:
Beijing dialect: "Today I'm standing right here, and you're going to try to move me.
Beijing dialect: "I'm standing here today, and I'm going to try to move you. Don't look at you, you're not small, but if you're in a hurry, I'm going to take a brick."
ai (一声) You're a good one!
Tianjin: "Nearly I beat the Zanjian harm, you move me a four four, do not look at the mud Ge big, I must be anxious to take that drill to shoot mud
head!"
Shandong: "Today, I'm standing in the mud, the mud rush to greet the mud, don't look at the mud palm earth pickaxe, provoke the mud to take a piece of half-head special
Horizontal your head!"
Shandong Weihai: "Today, I will stand and cover the mud, mud to catch the dregs of the call to try, do not look at the mud palm ground pickaxe, to provoke the nest of fire to take a brick on your head
On!"
Shandong Yantai dialect: "vigorously a I'm all we're in the line (three voices), this (three voices) dare to save seven my brother Xiuzi head four (two voices) four
. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
Shandong Weifang: this door I stand here, you blame (a sound) I try, do not look at you over the son of a big, provoke the grass machine I
take the brick on the head of you Hang (softly)!
Northeastern Chinese: "Today, your grandfather I will praise the child, your mother move me down four four, don't your mother look at your size is not small, can (four sound) anxious I take the brick child call you to death!"
Northeastern dialect version 2: "Today I'm I'm quit a place, you dare to come up to you on four four, white look at your long zuang, put
I x the emergency, I'll take the drill chai your head to!"
Dalian words: "today I'm tm zan here, you move my four four to, small like, you stupid big man how, provoke me that drill xie death a biang * of!"
Shanxi dialect: "Today's hungry play to stand here, you wa Si gang put hungry move gazi. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to get out of this, but I'm going to be able to get out of this, and I'm going to be able to get out of this, and I'm going to be able to get out of this."
Qinghai Ledu language: "I'd like to see the brain (1) on the (2) knife this (2) Habalu, you put the brain (1) don't (2) to a hanging appropriate. The ball to see you know what big since the country love, with powder to stay drinking brain directly on the head of a big (a) plate-like shot ball flight path!"
Sichuan Chengdu dialect: "Today, I stand to this ditch, you touch me to sue me. Don't think you look mang poking and prodding, gross I directly pick up a brick welded you waer cerebral high head!"
Sichuan Leshan words: "each old man, try a ha, the old man rei hair, see how the old man to pack you, do not look at you to get wood big block, to the old man angry, the old man to take a piece of stone for you to weld up. Do not believe on the lawsuit!"
Sichuan don't know where the words: "Today I stand to this collapse, you hot old man engaged in Ha see, do not look at your doll head
zuai, put the old man hot hair old fishing up brick han to your doll brain ko pickaxe!"
Chongqing dialect: "Today, the old man doudoune moncler pas cher stood le point old, you wa move Laozi see. Don't look at your child with a big drill, mess with the cat old old I directly sweat a brick in your child's brain shell high head!"
Chongqing dialect version 2: "Today, the old man to stand down a little bit, you touch me to sue me, don't think you ...... look ha mang ha mang, the old man hair directly pick up a pile of bricks zhang you wa brain shell high head!"
Chongqing dialect version 3: "Laozi today beans are standing to Le point, you child pang Ha I sue Ha it, do not think that you enough day of the growth of the Dengdeng poison, the old man angry, the old man a brick to you enough day of the sweat down to the brain shells!"
Chongqing dialect version 4: "you a treasure batch, treasure all set to turn old, Laozi today beans stand down it line, not even move a bit, you have * eyes poison poison, beans over to move Laozi a bit. Don't look down on you, you've got a big head, if you piss me off, I'll just hand over a piece of rotten leather brick, and make you smoke!"
Shanghai dialect: "Today, I've got a list, and I'm looking at you. The first thing you need to do is to look at the way you're doing it, and you'll be able to see how you're doing it, and how you're doing it.
Zhenjiang, Jiangsu Province: "Today, I'm going to get a fast light, mud pong even four or four to see Nai, look at the mud long to catch the stick, play with the even Ga San, beware of the even industry bricks * do not die mud a small yakuza!"
Jiangsu's Zhenjiang dialect, version 2: "Earlier than that, I'm not going to stand for a block of mileage, the mud dog moving even dead, Fei Ao buckle mud block beans big, more than urgent music even Zetzhe pick up the Nu block brick shock mud head let!"
Jiangsu Yancheng language: "with the en since the en on the stand, you with the en look at the forehead,? I've been looking at you for a long time, and I've been looking at you for a long time, and I've been looking at you for a long time.
Jiangsu Hai'an dialect: "Follow me to the hill station with a point, you touch me to try. Don't look at you as a big guy, but if you're in a hurry, I'll take a brick and se (fourth tone) you."
Zhejiang Hangzhou dialect: "with the early old man on the temporary a of, you touch the old man is is to see, the table to see you lose all, together social Zuo, Zuo as usual love block brick directly * color you!
Hangzhou dialect version 2: "The root of the old man is to stand up a Germany, the world each discuss? You're not used to seeing me, are you? I'll try to see if I'm not used to it! You're just pretending to be Kui-tou? I'll brick your head with a brick if I get poked!" (old catch stick amount ~~~!)
Zhejiang Wenzhou dialect: "En gi ni gi le, ni like like east en, fai times you difficult head cover, dei aba juo jia i times aba break Le Judu Kanyidu Lede!"
Wenzhou dialect version 2: "En ah dad rao to ni door wall, ni round dare to move en meet times, gray times ni size x en big, catching hard to get up en ah dad rao axis special broad ni gi head!"
Wenzhou dialect version 3: "? I'm sorry. I'm not going to be able to get a good deal on this," he said. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your head out of your ass."
Zhejiang Ningbo dialect: "I'm not sure if I'll be able to get it right, but I'm sure I'll be able to get it right, so I'm sure I'll be able to get it right, so I'll be able to get it right, so I'll be able to get it right, so I'll be able to get it right, so I'll be able to get it right."
Zhejiang Taizhou language: "this Ning Oh white Jida Oh ah, um (read ng, that is, for the Mandarin "you") this Oh dynamic industry top Oh phase ah? Laughing at the lookout for uh Yinqiang have to mang, white oh loaded (zang) fire cut oh the most head (brick) to uh * dead!"
Zhejiang Shaoxing language: "Oh was changed to Goethe, called Dongdongke, Kern block head, than all, to quickly fold the head of the * head! "
Anhui dialect: "I'm standing on the ground today, you you have the guts to screw me, don't look at your bones high, screwed up hard, I'm a column
Head smashed with you!"
Anhui Guangde dialect: ".... I'm not going to go with the old man, but I'm going to stand up and pinch the old man and not go away, and you're going to try to get the old man to do something about it, and you're going to try to get the old man to do something about it.
Bengbu, Anhui Province: "I'm here I'm here to stand, you a b foster to come over to recruit me to try to see the, do not look at you with more old b like, give me angry * I take a brick dirt you a small b foster!"
Anhui Anqing language: "more Sen En a big on this Ohio, en? The first thing you need to do is to look at the big ones, and if you're in a hurry, I'll take a piece of the head and smother them to death.
Hubei Wuhan language: "radical day old man stood down in this piece, you move old man try hazi see, don't think you have quite a big country big head, put the old man x anxious old man pick up a block of bricks to beat you to death!"
Hubei Yangxin language: "the pointed day hungry autumn Zha inverted, En sugar sugar hungry Sisi Ke, Moco En song paper him, white anxious old branch, the old paper rolled the mold En to!"
Hubei Yunmeng: "Today, I'm going to beat you up, and I'm going to try to beat you up.
Hunan: "Today I will stand to Kali da, you move me to try to see, do not look at you embryo big, make me hair Bao da take a brick on the beat you to death!"
Hunan dialect, 2nd edition: "Xiao Huashengzi, today I'll stand up to Guo Li Da, you wait for me to try to see, do not look at your embryo caught, so that I would be a hair treasure a kiln Juan scolded you to death!"
Jiangxi Jiujiang language: "really even hairpin in the fall, En move Ha even Kan Kan what, Mo Kan En pot than my big fear of a little bit, make even hair rivets, even the same cut bricks for the s En!"
Yunnan Dongchuan language: "I stand on the day of the system point, hate you Laos me well. I'd like to see you grow up, and I'd like to see you get a big armor."
Guizhou Guiyang: "Today I'm standing at the Zi point, si you move me to try! biao see you are a Ha Da, put Laozi whole hair Oh Laozi a brick to you Le brain shell gang over!"
Cantonese: "Today, I'm going to be in this department, you Yuyu I try. I'm not sure if you're big enough to do this, but if you do, I'm going to hit you on the head with a brick!"
Cantonese version 2: "Today, I'm going to try to get to this point, but I'm not going to try to get to this point," he said. Not good ladder you Gan big, x anxious azole I just make a pile of bricks to shoot you in the head!"
Cantonese version 3: "I'm going to try it, if it's cool enough, I'll try it. I don't think you're a big fan of me, but I'm mad at you for trying to kill you with an old brick!"
Maoming, Guangdong: "I'm going to try it today! I'm not going to be able to get a good look at you," he said! Not good to see you Gan big, tease Hey? I'll be a brick to shoot hey dead you?
Guangxi Yulin words: "root day goose to can also root road, you meat shrimp goose body, some body you dry big this, broken to me I skimmed you to death!"
Fujian Chong'an language: "ging diu outside on yua department legacy dei (today I'm standing here) within the Gong crooked sue a few ha (you move I'll try to see) en niong figure within the sister will dui (don't look at you big) crooked gi kie lang north fall Luo clip Jun hiou scolded to the inner hio u embarrassment (x anxious I directly take a brick to slap your head!)". )"
Chaosu dialect: I'm in the less block, you dare mile to pick me try, do not wax do is a big winter melon, provoke me to fire to take on the card your head!
Of course, the above is only a small part of the collection, I personally prefer the Northeast dialect, simple in the humor. Northeastern duo it is a kind of talking and singing, singing and dancing, vivid and lively go singing type of art form. Its language is easy to understand, humor, strong life, rich in local characteristics.
I will first post my own hometown words:
Not reasonable people called ------ half-assed . Intelligent, capable people called will be engaged, board eyes enough
The name of the place, building , place called fork .
The kitchen is called Zaoya. The living room is called tao-ya .
The toilet is called Maosi
The street is called the street. The inside is called Douli. The outside is called outside . The wall is called a wall.
Note that while everyone speaks in dialect, for your understanding please indicate the meaning interpretation.
Start pulling!