Lao Yang Square Dance

The Script of Yang Shulin Wang Bowen's Essay "Thirty-six Plans for the Second Child" —— Cross-border king of comedy 20 170805

Yao Qumei: Combining rigidity with softness

Yang Shulin: Full house of children and grandchildren.

Yao Qumei: Hesitant.

Yang Shulin: There is no chance to have a second child.

Yao Qumei: For the second child.

Yang Shulin: Learn 36 tricks.

Sing: the second child is thirty-six. This is a battle. I want to master the remote control by myself. I must control the overall situation and convince my son and daughter-in-law.

Yang Shulin: See you later.

Qumei: Are you all right?

Yang Shulin: All right.

Yao: Lao Duan and I came to fight with you, not to watch you dance in the square dance.

Qumei: That's right. I said, Lao Yang, where did you learn this second child plan? Can the trick in this work?

Yang Shulin: Look at that. Is it useful? Do you know Lao Songtou in Building 3?

Yao: Yes.

Qumei: The one whose son and daughter-in-law eat at home every day?

Yang Shulin: As far as he is concerned, his son and daughter-in-law are determined not to have a second child on the pretext that they can't afford it, and Lao Songtou just used a plan to settle it.

Yao: How to use it?

Yang Shulin: He told his son's daughter-in-law that if you give us a second child, we will give you a monthly pension according to our performance. What's the effect now?

Yao: You're not pregnant, are you?

Yang Shulin: I have already named my children.

Qu Mei: What's your name?

Yang Shulin: Song Jiwei, who is it?

Wang Bowen: Dad, I am. ...

Yao: Your son Xiaowen has come back to see you. What happened?

Yang Shulin: Come, come, come, don't worry, let's start with a simple trick.

Yao: I see.

Yang Shulin: You cleaned the scene and quickly opened the door.

Yao: Yes.

Qumei: Yes.

Wang Bowen: Aunt Duan is here.

Qumei: Yes.

Wang Bowen: You said it was good to have you old neighbors after my mom left, otherwise my dad would be so lonely.

Yang Shulin: Of course.