Humor jokes used to be on the first year of high school and a girl's relationship is very iron, she also every three to five to my home phone. But in the end, my mom took the phone directly to the call and told me not to harass me anymore! The first time I saw a girl, I was in the middle of a conversation with her, and I was so happy to see that she was able to get to know me.
Humorous joke last night, a good-looking female colleague called me, about me to go to her home to play mahjong. I asked who was playing, and the female coworker said it was just me and her, and I hung up the phone after hearing that. After hanging up the phone, I think the more angry: you say she is not sick in the head? How can two people play mahjong?
Humor joke today and his wife on the bus, suddenly ran into the lover is also in, she did not see my wife is also next to me. She came over to me and said, I'm pregnant. My daughter-in-law looked at me suspiciously, I immediately stood up and said to my lover: then you sit, I stand. I was so witty!