1. the surface of the cheek to cheek , the heart of the meditation to go to your mother
2. wait for you to be old, can not walk, I'll use a wheelchair to push you to the square every day, so that you can watch me and other old man dancing.
3. You said, you like me! In fact, I started, in fact, I also, alas told you, in fact, I also quite like myself.
4. Catty people are good for groceries, not for love.
5. When you go to the toilet without paper, I will take the paper and stand in front of the toilet door to ask if you love me.
6. There was a girl who said she could change herself for me, and that day, when I had the courage to confess to her long-time crush, she said to me: "What do you like about me? I change is not good!"
7. More and more mature will not be casually foul-mouthed, after all, the time to do it.
8. Math only takes two steps, first read the questions carefully three times, and then start crying.
9. Young people should never lose confidence because of a subject of math, you are not the only one who will not.
10. Holding a hot, charging cell phone and putting life and death at risk is one of the few heroic moments in my life.
11. Once upon a time, there was a moose that was playing in the forest and accidentally got lost. So it called its good friend the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe heard the answer: "Hey, I giraffe la ~"
12. Accompany the girlfriend to have an abortion, the girlfriend said: "Not your I do not want." Instantly moved ......
13. We can row without double pulp, we can sail without wind direction, after all, we have this life, all rely on the waves.
14. You have to eat enough, go to bed early, do not rely on their ugly can arbitrarily stay up late.
15. I kissed your face, are isolation cream bb cream sunscreen, feel a bite to eat a lot of money.
16. Confucius said: no sleep at noon, afternoon collapse. Mencius said: Confucius is right!
17. As a typical failure, you are too successful.
18. Do not say that others are sick in the head, the premise of sick in the head must have a brain.
19. Do your homework sleepy to sleep, tell yourself: that is your zhangzhi, that is your Jiangshan, that is your people. Then instantly awake, I want to do a generation of Mingjun.
20. Listen to the results must use the right ear, because the left ear leaning into the heart, may be sudden death.
1. Our country's regional discrimination to what extent, the other day to know a Shanghai foreigners, he said he looked down on Beijing foreigners from the heart.
2. still from time to time secretly pay attention to your dynamic, nothing, just hope that there is no I am in the day, you can live every day unhappy.
3. It is time to set up an ambitious ideal from a young age, otherwise you simply do not know how much you will fail in the future.
4. On the bus, a little girl behind me with a wand pointing at me, said: "turn you into the world's best-looking girl" I turned around, she exclaimed: "Mom, I will magic."
5. What's the point of not having money now, there will be many more days without it.
6. I want to go to the roof with you to sit, by the way, push you down, pull you when you slide to the eaves, ask you love me, you say no, I will let go.
7. Only single dogs will feel the second half-price is lonely, single pigs will not, single pigs alone can drink two cups.
8. "How come you're so short" "Because I've been mini"
9. Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a psychopath you can't just mess with.
10. "Is it windy today? So much so that I "讠讠讠讠阝?衤夂了.
11. Violence doesn't solve problems, come on, let's sit down calmly and you can praise me for an hour.
12. If I upset you, don't think too much, I just did it on purpose.
13. Listen to friends say open room is very cool, today I also went to open the room, crouch, really cool, I'm a person to sleep so big bed.
14. "What are the specialties of your class teacher?" "There is ah there is ah, dragging the class time is particularly long."
15. exams are like a disease, before the exam is depression, the exam is amnesia, after the exam the condition began to get better, get back to the paper, a heart attack.
16. I can stay up late with you, and will advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.
17. Sometimes you don't know what despair is without a little effort.
18. Someone asked me how I was so dark, I laughed: a white cover a hundred ugly, you white is to cover ugly, I am not ugly.
19. You also learn from others Tencent, every time I go online to call me darling.
20. You think as long as you look pretty, there are boys like? You think that as long as there is money, pretty girls will be on their own? I'll tell you what, these are all true!
super funny space humor said message1. bought a disk, the boss said it was seven beasts to a weak woman, take home a look is steel gourd!
2. Bumpy road ahead to give up? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get rid of all the bad things that are happening to you, and then you can get rid of them.
3. My mom said to eat ribs and my brother said holy shit, can!
4. Valentine's Day, commonly known as Couple's Day B Festival っ
5. brother, stumble together who if betrayed who is a dog @
6. play feelings, I will let you cry very rhythm
7. many people ask me why I still want to be in love when I know that I will break up? I said you fucking know will die why still live!
8. Do you still remember the secret code between us is that once I close my eyes you kiss me
10. [I never dare to imagine myself too important ,]
11. roommate constipation, squatting half an hour to no avail, cursing back to say: grass, pull out that a little bit is not enough to plug the gap between the teeth! ......
12. Today's weather is very good, in the room home for a long time, ready to go to the living room to take a break.
13. You know what rock is? Like me to rock not like me to roll
14. Every time I take how much money out, always gross money to take back how many years remains unchanged
15. Mom told me to go on a blind date next month
16. "Teacher, you forgot to assign homework," encountered this kind of person, do not have to think too much. The whole class is together!
17. geeky soft girl @ oddball hard man @
18. I'm not beautiful, I'm not cool, I'm not good, but I have a true heart for you, a heart that beats for you ?
19. The tortoise can race over the hare, just each go their own way.
20. He is willing to marry you you marry him a what let him go to smash the wedding of his stupid go to smash their own wedding
21. I think I love the wrong person, I love you, you love her, I would have liked to say that you are blind, and then think about it or to say that you have a problem with aesthetics is better.
22. The man's good. Only and he talked to the woman only know
23. vacation home every day must do three things: eat, sleep, scolded .
24. How much of your life is said in a joking manner
25. Fish are quite troublesome to change the water once a week, I often forget. Later on, I had to change the fish once a week.
26. In my flower-like age, you a bubble of urine to pour me out
27. At home when the phone vibration basically can not be heard, in the school when the damn like an earthquake.
28. And girlfriends can win the fight, the last single.
29. When we developed China, we let the foreigners translate the Chinese language!
30. Zhang Jie you finally put your daughter-in-law back you do not know how much we want her
QQ space funny mood saying1. I am not happy to eat, I eat something fat, fat and unhappy.
2. In this era of price increases of everything, I suddenly surprised to find that the air not only does not increase in price, but material becomes more.
3. Anything that doesn't kill you will eventually make you stronger.
4. Bitch is a bitch, the financial crisis he can not be expensive
5. They say that we are the flowers of the motherland, why is it that the injured are me.
6. The sky is the limit, not at all. The sea is dry and the stone is rotten, pure bullshit.
7. What is happiness? Happiness is the cat eat fish * dog eat meat * Ultraman fight small monsters O (∩_∩)O ~
8. Don't do your verbal giants, action on the dwarf, so the dream is always just a dream.
9. Your outstanding, the cross describes: the features are very delicate, the combination is very vague.
10. All the way, in my heart from friends to dogs.
11. One day I'll be brilliant and take my brother with me wildly
12. The diameter of the universe, the radius of your face skin.
13. Do not care about the amount of money, only care about the size of the number of RMB
14. Y Y: see someone powder to message time finally not white busy this day is the happiest thing.
15. Dig a hole, jump down. The first thing you need to do is to dig a hole and jump into it.
16. You like him he does not like you have a p use!
17. I have to do what I do, I have to hate my people more and more upset.
18. face is not given to the fight for the woman is not chased to grab
19. in ten years ago on the first day of the month, I danced and smiled on the back of a small bag, ass into the school, and from then on embarked on a road of no return
20. men. Don't go on a woman is not a place on the face of the B to scold people bitch.
QQ space funny mood phrases1. I heard that recently the price of pork down, so you are not worth money.
2. Maybe there are these two kinds of people in the world One is to see my bare feet and say how you are so unclean One is to see my bare feet and say how to do in case you are sick
3. Kawaii, Kawaii, Kawaii, Kawaii, Kawaii, Kawaii, your mother
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5. If you do not love me I will eat hang you
6. You said you regretted coming back sorry, I'm not the recycling bin
7. Not all men and women are practicing gender equality, why can't I go to the women's restroom?
8. My world was originally black and white, when you step into my world, you know what, all black woo woo woo woo woo ~~~~
9. "screen name" you were defeated by me! I'm called "Notes".
10. A good horse does not eat back to grass, in front of no good grass, why not turn back.
11. Farmer's spring is a little sweet, women talk a little hanging.
12. __________ If I'm in your heart, how about three thousand enemies? __________ If you're by my side, there's no harm in dying on the battlefield.
13. I hope that my pocket money, like Peopeo's milk tea, can be linked up to circle the globe.
14. I can think, I can say, I can see, I can do, but I can't think, I can't say, I can't see, I can't do it.
15. Buy yourself a big bottle of Sprite and get yourself drunk
16. Alma mater is a god, alma mater is that you spoil her N many times, but also do not want others to say that she said a word.
17. The first night without him ran
18. You must not give up the treatment! You know, it's hard to be cured of neurosis~
19. We are three good students, good food, good sleep and fun
20. Peach asked Beaver: "Why did you run?" Beaver said "because I want you to chase me ah"
QQ space classic funny mood saying1. Dear son, I'm sorry, your mother has not yet found your father, you wait a little longer, in advance, first of all, I wish you a happy June 1!
2. Today with a handsome confession, he agreed, my heartbeat accelerated, an excited, turned away.
3. If your wedding day, the bride is not me, then I can tear her wedding dress.
4. "Xiao Er, a cup of loneliness." "Sorry! Guest, this store is only empty."
5. Exam you really bad! Hurt my heart not to mention, but also hurt my parents' heart.
6. The place of the heart is only so big, someone has to come in, someone has to go out!
7. I like you when you eat shit I think you're cute I don't like you when you eat I think you're eating shit
8. Marriage is the grave of love, ゛ I want to ゛ on the road ゛ more dig a few pits.
9. You say you heart eyes why so bad, point? How good
10. I'm sorry I'm too capricious to fulfill you abandoned themselves
11. You have the good sense to lie to me, which I have the good sense not to believe.
12. Every time I cut my hair, I always feel that the barber is taking me to practice.
13. If you are well, it is sunny ~ ~ ~ ~ If you are not good, I le a go, the end of the world?
14. The class teacher likes the kind of good grades, ugly, wearing dirt, looks innocent and romantic in fact than anyone sinister dead pussy
15. You said to me good good you basically gripe.
16. Can not stay things, throw away hard //
17. Leave the air conditioning I am the water man ......
18. If you are well, ouch I fuck.
19. Wildflowers are stronger than your broken chrysanthemums
20. You let me roll, I rolled, you let me back, sorry, I rolled far!
21. Beauty lends a fire @ !
22. Don't tell me to grow old together, I want to be black hair forever.
23. Panties and then torn also sexy feelings in the deep also bullshit.
24. Summer is the season for women to be naked and for men to have eyes.
25. If you do well in this matter, it is called cool. Wooden thing, if done well, called deep.
26. In the battle of love, I died in vain!
27. A word of nine tripods, I understand, you say a sentence, I top nine sentences!
28. Ask Valentine's Day did not do how to answer the Qingming Festival home did not die you still want to get dead a
29. genetic mutation has become so archaeological value I doubt I want to give you to do a bullish award
30. behind the back of the other people said bad words do not feel very hypocritical
space beautiful message to sayA, want to understand a person exactly what he wants to do, than to understand a person who is not a good person, but a good person. The way and manner in which a person does it is actually more important than the content of what he is doing. If we want to completely understand a person, then we must understand what his addiction is.
Second, sometimes, don't see the world as too lonely, just as you always miss some people, there will always be some people who have been missing you. Mood and then bad, do not write on the face, because no one likes to see; days and then poor, do not hang in the mouth, because no one gives you money for no reason. Who to let down, who to embrace, who to sacrifice, all the roads are seven turns, tears and smiles mixed into one. Time passes, and an account is no longer clear.
Third, the sad music melody whether you will turn back
Fourth, happiness is the end of the time no longer forced, in the time you should cherish the time to learn to do not want.
Fifth, I hope to my face full of folds, accompanied by my side is still you.
Six, get together, but it is too late to hold hands; hold hands but it is too late to love; love but it is too late to keep each other in the heart of a person, you do not know whether the other side of the life of the good and the bad, but sometimes, you miss just a simple name, a simple encounter. Perhaps, love has no forever, the earth and the sky can not go. Standing on the side end of the years, those beautiful frames, are buried by the seasons.
Seven, so I constantly replace the people I know, but also constantly make themselves into the people do not know. I am neither pessimistic nor optimistic, but just open my eyes every morning to greet a new day and try to get by alone.
Eight, a step away, but I do not dare to step out.
Nine, do not take advantage of the young to pull their legs and go, go to the knife mountain and fire, not into the world think they are out of the world, think they are gods and goddesses to come? The old generation of mediocrity is bitter out, now the youth of the mediocrity is lazy, is afraid, is greedy for comfort, is a dare not see the world of the earth dog. All day long he can do nothing but calculate. Money spent can earn again, suffered a loss can come back, young no how to do?
X. The world is so big, not everyone can get the results they want.
XI, some of the road, you do not go down, you will not know how beautiful the scenery there.
XII, I will quarrel with you , but I will not leave you , regardless of friendship or love
XIII, I also hope that one day to tell them loudly that you are my life rely on!
XIV, do not see hope, give up; no confidence in themselves, give up; there are other options, give up; pay too much, give up; do not want, give up! Giving up is so easy, there can be so many reasons. And insist on only one reason I want.
One, maybe I'm just a passer-by, but you will not meet the second me
Second, not only to him a person message, this is not progress
Third, the world can not tolerate anyone's weakness, you confide in people, you vent their own, and later fell into the reason for other people vilified you.
Fourth, every summer rain, is to graduate tears.
Fifth, you walk behind me and friends laughing and I can panic and forget to walk posture,
Sixth, I do not know how to stay is not too active if you want to leave the trend once you go
Seventh, when you are young, you threatened to drink all the world's thousands of kinds of spirits when you are old, you lamented that the white water was the most loving
Eighth, after the embrace of my hands should be placed where
The first time I saw a man in the middle of the night, I saw him in the middle of the night, he was in the back of the room.
Nine, the hourglass of time precipitated the past can not escape, memory of the hands always go to pick up those bright sadness.
Tenth, you have something more so you will forget some is not it
Eleventh, [I have also smiled in front of everyone and lied about how much you love me].
twelve, love, the greatest and the most stupid way is called fulfillment
thirteen, "photo three seconds of time, is exchanged for six years of friendship."
XIV, I do not know how to stay and not too active, if you once you want to leave the trend then you go.
fifteen, love is simple to believe that it is too difficult to be as simple as a promise
sixteen, we are always practicing smile, finally become afraid to cry.
XVII, do not rush, the best will always appear in the most unconscious time.
xviii. I fell in love with a person who can make me defy the odds
1. It is because of the little he gave to appear more precious
xix.
Twenty, one day, you will live into, they like that model
Twenty-one, the day of graduation, I'm going to use the name of the imminent departure to embrace my favorite people
- more and more afraid to look for you because of your indifference to begin to make me feel that the initiative is so cheap
Twenty-two, he does not understand the love of love it as a game
Twenty-three, There is a kind of pain, you do not understand, I can cover up with a smile, with indifference packaging.
Twenty-four, never hang on a tree, you can go to the nearby tree to try.
Twenty-five, teenage life will not be because you are a teenager to accompany you to take care of
Twenty-six, I took him as life, he said I have a disease
Twenty-seven, there is not a moment you think I am also quite good
Twenty-eight, I'm not timid anyway, the pain is sooner or later
Twenty-nine, you said in the sea of the people I should not be the least is like I'm not going to be able to do that.
Thirty, you are aggrieved to find me, I have always been
Thirty-one, believe that there is true love in the world, just whether or not you are lucky enough to have each other white head.
Thirty-two, y in love with you have been to the bone also how to give up to do friends
Thirty-three, forgive me deep love do not know romance, only know true love is not to leave.
Thirty-four, as long as you dare not cowardly by what we have to miss
Thirty-five, at all times I hope to have you with me
Thirty-six, if you can not make me thin, then the people around me are fat.
Thirty-seven, I'm the one who was repeatedly tortured by you many times and then a sentence a move and was coaxed good soft heart
Thirty-eight, I'm already very tired, you did not find
Thirty-nine, a person had better remember not too good, because the more memories, the less happiness.
- I hate that I have to act like everything is okay and make everyone a mess.
Forty, who will be afraid of especially desperate to cherish to the end but still can not keep anything
Forty-one, loneliness in the interpretation of the Chinese text: the unique king
Forty-two, [he does not cherish you that let me to cherish you, I'm going to take care of you I love you]
Forty-three, if you feel that I look ugly can not pay attention to me, I have not forced
Forty-four, nostalgia for the youthful ignorance and impulsiveness of that period of time is suitable for the collection of the heart
Forty-five, you can not imagine that the original southbound accompanied you all the way to the north
Forty-six, now that I think of it, I really did not have a very sad just do not have you I was really not happy
Forty-seven, you smile I am happy for a lot of days you a word I remembered
Forty-eight, knowing that you are a dream but let you occupy the whole heart position
Forty-nine, love is waiting for a long time
Fifty, [fell into loneliness can not be shared with the heart of the matter of the mouth dry mouth to the mouth of the silence swallowed again]
Fifty-one, [then later later I remembered the previous previous I smiled to think of the present .]
Fifty-two, I began to have no angle and even politely treat people
Fifty-three, [you should thank every person who let you change regardless of the way of good or bad]
Fifty-four, full of emotions can not be vented can only be pressed in the bottom of the heart of the self alone swallowed
Fifty-five, [listen to the confession of too much unknowingly also learned the language of the confession, but found that there is no side to allow me to confession of his]
Fifty-five.
Fifty-six, I like to see your back but did not think that one day you left me
1. Too dazzling city is not suitable for watching the stars just like your heart is not suitable for talking about stability
Fifty-seven, in fact, the best state of the two people is the best friend on top of the lover is not full.
Fifty-eight, you smile I'm happy many days you a sentence I remember for many years
Fifty-nine, watching others like glue to see their own single happiness is the same enemy loneliness is alone
Sixty, after the fight and playful smile back together again in the talent is the true feelings!
61, once we thought that let us pain is youth, the last we realized is fate, is life.
One, the shallowest relationship is that you a mistake, then let him forget all your good.
Second, once as children, we played our lives out, and now we play our lives out.
Third, a really powerful people, will not put too much thought spent on pleasing and pro-attachment to others. The so-called circle, resources, are just derivatives. The most important thing is to improve their own internal strength. Only when you have practiced well, will others come to attach themselves to you. If you are a wutong, the phoenix will come to live; if you are a sea, the rivers will come to return. You only get to that level, there will be a corresponding circle, not the other way around!
Fourth, happiness is not how much you have, but to value what you have, and look down on what you can not have. If you deliberately chase can not have, you will ignore itself already have, life will always live in yesterday and tomorrow rather than today.
Fifth, the love is not to find out, but to keep out. If you only use the eyes to find, you can hardly know who can keep each other for a lifetime. Because only encounter things, human nature in the good or evil will be inspired. So don't use appearance and wealth to choose people, but use setbacks, storms and plain to choose people. The only thing that can carry the responsibility, with the sweet and bitter, and keep the loneliness, is a lifetime lover.
Six, can control their own mouth people, are very powerful, whether it is talking or eating.
Seventh, the world is not big or small to meet you just fine.
VIII. Later, we do not see each other, no longer miss each other, no longer owe each other.
Nine, I do not promise that I love you for life, at least at this moment I really love you.
X. You can always give me warmth, the warmth of my heart is to think of you.
eleven, growing up is a period of cone of pain. Thoughts are as exhausting as love. I have no choice but to separate the two places, at first I think you want to think very hard, I can't wait to fly to your side, never to separate from you. Later later, I don't think about you so much, not not love you but this kind of miss is no way back. How do I think of you, or can't see you can't touch you, just with thoughts to torture themselves.
XII, we are a person came to this world, will eventually go alone, so no one will accompany you to the end, maybe someone will accompany you to the farthest, but the end of the last, or a person, so no one can not be separated from who.
XIII, you have become accustomed to, just a self-righteous habit!
XIV, when you know, face is not so important things, you will really grow up.
XV. I'd rather spend time practicing my imperfect self than wasting time looking forward to others who are perfect.
XVI, learn to be strong, wolf-like strong, wolf-like live, wolf-like cruelty, wolf-like arrogance, even if the body scars.
xviii. I thought you were my sun, but I couldn't hold the light.
XVIII, body fat also need to run hard, people ugly should read more.
XIX, I thought of the future with you all kinds of accidents, but forgot to consider you will not be.
XX, bitter, only know how to meet; defeat, only to experience success; wrong, only know regret; annoyed, only to understand tolerance. There will always be windy mornings, there will always be gorgeous dusk, there will always be shooting stars at night, give yourself a free, learn to say to yourself: life, no big deal.
XXI, you learn from your friends lazy bed, do not know that people are waiting to graduate into their parents' company to do executives; you learn from friends pretentious, do not know that people in addition to the feelings of other people do not have to worry about; you learn from girlfriends brushing shopping, do not know that there is a desperately trying to make money for her to spend her boyfriend. When you need to bury your head in the ground, you mistakenly enter the orchard of other people's homes, thinking that you have harvested the whole fall, which is the biggest death.
Twenty-two, you like to challenge, the method is more and more; you like to give up, more and more excuses; you like to thank, smooth more and more; you like to complain, worry more and more; you like to fight, success is more and more; you like to escape, failure is more and more; you like to share, friends are more and more. Every bit of life is cause and effect!
Twenty-three, we keep each other, because you and I have become each other's habits.
Twenty-four, life is fair, have to pay to have harvest. All things go with the flow, can not be forced, I will be the life of the dream into many many small dreams, as small as today, such as off work hope to go to eat at the mouth of the alley of the roasted taro, so that every realization of a small dream, will feel that the life of the good amazing.
Twenty-five, sometimes we live very tired, not life is too mean, but we are too easy to be infected by the outside atmosphere, by the emotions of others. Walking in the crowd, we always feel that there are countless through the heart of the eyes, there are a lot of short and long cold words, and ultimately messed up the mind, and gradually be bound to their own weaving in a mess. In fact, you are living to see yourself, not many people can keep you in the heart.
Twenty-six, because of love, so miss. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
Twenty-seven, do not know how to choose, and then hard to succeed; do not know how to act, and then smart and difficult to dream; do not know how to cooperate, and then hard to achieve. If you don't know how to accumulate, then it is difficult to earn money; if you don't know how to satisfy, then it is difficult to be happy; if you don't know how to maintain health, then it is difficult to treat longevity
Twenty-eight, on the body of the matter less, less natural suffering; in the mouth of the words less, less natural disaster; in the abdomen of the food less, less natural disease; in the heart of the desire is less, less natural worry! There are no tears for great sorrow, no words for great realization. The destiny should be cherished, and the destiny should be released when it is over. The heart is quiet, in order to hear the voice of their own hearts; the heart is clear, in order to see the nature of all things.
Twenty-nine, if we can not do great things, then do small things with great love.
Thirty, a person walking do not be afraid, palm a lamp, stunning the world.
Thirty-one, I do not take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but I know I am not important.
Thirty-two, I pretended not to care, but found that you really do not care.
Thirty-three, later, those memories of you, gently touch the world to move.