The shortest hilarious jokes.

1. Now women are really great. I don't realize that the belly is big, have a child without a father!

2. When we were young, we took our toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends took us as toys.

3. You can't make all the people happy, because not necessarily all are people.

4. Life is like toilet paper, nothing to try to pull,!

5. Have a husband how? There is a goalie ball also into it!

6. Who is who's husband? They are all fucking temps!

7. If you see shadows in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

8. The people who step all over the green house is not old, please use Huiren Kidney Treasure

9. The poorest is nothing but begging for food, do not die will be out of the head

10. Time is the best teacher, but regrettably - in the end, he got all the students dead

11. Don't always take the identity of the common people to me to tell the story of the B society! me stories about that B-society !

Why can't Baidu search for you?

You can't hold your breath, can you?

12. In any case, you can not play with others, play people will be played.

You are not the most powerful one even if you have a heart.

13. The most beautiful words in the world are not I love you, but your tumor is benign!

14. Spit is used to count the money, not to reason

15. Should not see not see, should not say not say, should not hear not listen, should not think not want to,

Please focus on your soy sauce

16. Men's lies can deceive a woman for a night Women's lies can deceive a man for life

17. ...If possible, stronger, rather strong enough to be envied than weak enough to be pitied!

18. The only thing in the world that you don't have to work hard to get is age!

19. Don't brag about it, please give it back to the cow, because the cow also needs a sex life!

20. Great ups and downs to see yourself, great ups and downs to see friends.

21. We only have one Earth, so we have to take care of the Earth;

There is only one me on the Earth, so we also have to take care of me!

22. Money does not necessarily have the way, dare to touch does not necessarily dare to grass.

23. If you're happy, smile, if you're not, smile again later

24. Although the famous flower has a master, I come to loosen the soil. I'm going to loosen the soil...

25. Introduce your girlfriend to your new friends, put your arm around her waist, instead of standing aside and pointing with your finger

26. The fastest way to go is the most beautiful scenery. The deepest hurt is the most true feelings

27. The greatest sorrow in life is not that you can't get it or lose it, but that you simply don't know what you want for yourself!

28. The reason why I worked so hard when I was growing up is because I blew my load when I was a kid!

29. The so-called successful woman is the daytime special NB, night B special N

30. If there is a person willing to be by their side, even if there is no language just by the side, I also think it is a kind of happiness, even if the loss of everything, as long as you stop and look around, there must be someone in the place where you can see. Please don't be sad, don't despair, and no matter what, please don't forget that you are never alone.

31. The one who shits on your head may not be an enemy, and the one who pulls you out of a pile of shit may not be a friend

32. I can't do everything I wish I could, but I should do everything I can.

33. If you have to pee, you have to pee.

34. Whenever you call, smile when you pick up the microphone because the other person can feel it.

35. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence

36. Have a contented heart, and those who are contented are always happy. If you want to be happy, don't let yourself live a listless life. To be happy, it is not to increase your wealth, but to decrease your desires.

37. Find someone you love to talk to and get married, because when you get older, you'll realize that liking to talk is a person's greatest strength.

38. As long as the hoe dance well, which wall corner digging not down.

39. So far, the earth is still under my feet.

40. If the heart does not have a place to stay, it is wandering wherever it goes!

41. Don't trust a partner who never closes his eyes when kissing.

42. The best relationship exists when the love of another person is greater than the demands of another person.

43. No ability to see people pretend, have the ability to follow people pretend

44. Although I am not in the jianghu, but the jianghu has my legend

45. People can not take the money into the grave. But money can take people to the grave.

46. Nonsense is the first sentence of human relations

47. See through, do not say through, continue to be friends.

48. The way to attract a man is to keep him from getting it; the way to attract a woman is the opposite, to keep her satisfied.

49. Men, the upper half of the body is cultivation, the lower half of the body is the essence; women, the upper half of the body is the bait, the lower half of the body is a trap.

50. Looking at beautiful women on the street, a higher gaze is to appreciate, a lower gaze is a hooligan.

51. Girls buy lots and lots of beautiful clothes to wear, just to attract the boy's attention, but what the boy wants to see is the girl without clothes.

52. Men like rivers and mountains, because they feel that only the whole of the rivers and mountains can make their women's hearts move

53. The time of the little man is the most worthless He can and a vegetable vendor for two cents and catty

54. When we put more emotions on Friendship Love can often end up to let you move only affection

55. 55. The so-called loyalty, just because the betrayal of the chip is not enough!

56. You told me to roll, I rolled, you told me to come back, I'm sorry to roll far away.

57. Want to know what is lacking in a person's heart, do not look at anything else, just look at what he flaunts.

57. Want to know what a person's inferiority complex, do not look at anything else, look at what he hides,

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