In this skit, Cai Ming plays an old lady who is both fashionable and speaks in a detrimental way, and Pan Changjiang plays a grandfather who is over 70 years old. The actor is an old lady sitting in a wheelchair, a pair of lovers came over, the man kept repeating: "baby baby, don't be angry, I swear, I love you alone in this life." The old lady said: "Ugh eh, go home and get tired of it." "What's in your way when we talk?" "Of course I'm in the way." "I'm in the way, I'm in the way, I'm in the way, I'm in the way, I'm in the way, I'm in the way, I'm in the way, I'm in the way, I'm in the way, I'm in the way, I'm in the way," said the old lady. The old woman said, "Girl, you heard me." The woman said to the man, "You have strong tastes." And she ran away in anger.
Then came a man, in the workout, the old lady took a plastic belt tear, the man thought his pants forked, embarrassed to go away.
At this time, a not very tall-looking grandfather carrying a tape recorder came over, the old lady said, "Hey hey, that child." "Is that about me." "Ho! That kid is so old-looking. A disaster for adults." "What are you doing here." "I'm practicing the national standard." "The national standard? Looks like a mouse to me." "I want to get clean!" "What do you mean, we don't know each other for the first time and you want to get close to me?" "Pure, really from the heart, you are a miniature person, the heart is still obscene." "Good men don't fight with women." Said moncler outlet online, the tape recorder on again, at this time, the old lady suddenly stood up, walked over to turn off the tape recorder. "Hey hey hey hey, you can stand up ah." "Who said I can't stand up." "Then why are you in a wheelchair?" "I get dizzy standing up, ah, I'm dizzy." "You can go home if you're dizzy." "It's too cold." "Then you can go to a lively place." "I'm bored." "You're harder to serve than Cixi. "You've served Cixi before." "You've served Cixi before!" "Ah," "Who served Cixi?" "I've arranged for my partner to meet me here before ten o'clock." "Yo, you're the only one with a partner. You're blind." "Seven, seven old ladies chasing after me to make me their partner, snow-white, snow-white, like a princess." "Seven snow white princesses and a dwarf. This is not a fairy tale, it's a horror movie." "Looking down on me aren't you, watch." He said and started dancing, he first took a few dance steps and rotated right 720 degrees. Said, "Look, this is the gyro dance that has taken the neighborhood by storm, I invented it, and my stage name is Little Gyro." "No wonder I wanted to whip you so badly. I said, Little Turnip." "What little carrot." "Little screw." "The little dor," "I know," "the little ostrich." "This is my place." "Why is it your place? According to you, it's my place too." "You marked the pole?" "I even practiced right here today. moutain top just followed along." "My sister was singing a sweet song across the street." "Day and night on you and my love." "Sister when will you let me cross your river?" "I beg you can you not make a mess?" "Okay okay." "moutain top just follow along together, sister opposite singing a sweet, this I practiced for half a year, by you stirred up, all forgotten." moncler outlet online store "This is my grandson," he said hopelessly, taking a doll out of the bag. "Looks so much like you." "This is my grandson let me buy him a doll, now let him play with you for a while, don't mess to me again, okay." "Okay, come on, let's watch grandpa dance together, okay?" "One ta-ta, two ta-ta, three ta-ta." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." "What are you laughing at? ""I'm not laughing, it's him who's laughing. Good boy, don't laugh, come along and watch grandpa dance." "One ta-ta, two ta-ta, three ta-ta." "What again." "He's laughing his ass off." "Look how well Grandpa dances." "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!" "Grandpa is waiting for a partner, or you can dance with him for a while and be his partner." "I want to die." The doll said and hit his head against the chair, and the old woman said, "Hey, you child! No more dancing partner for your grandfather." "Oooh-ooh-ooh 。。。。。。" "Hey - hey, you two play quite happy, I kindly take a doll to play with you, you two fell play to pull together, united to bully me." "Speaking are not allowed to say, your dance that is 'nausea his mom to give nausea to open the door - nausea to home' la." "You're an old lady with a bad mouth. You're alone." "So are you." "How do you know." "By looks." Didn't you say you were going to the dance? Why don't you go again." As he spoke, he felt around on his head. He suddenly pulled his hair up, and moncler outlet store the one he was wearing turned out to be a wig. Once the wig was gone, moncler outlet online all the gray hairs leaked out. The old lady said, "You've lived a long life." "I'm still young this year, only 70." "You've got seven shares." "Hey, the old king brother, I, small gyro, your thousand-handed Guanyin still lack of people, yo, great, I go I go 。。。。。。" "I go." "Then you stilts lack of people, great, I go I go I go I go I go I go, (I le a go) that stilts have how high ah, ah, two meters four. (God, that is a bamboo pole inserted a potato ah)." "You are so old still blindly toss what ah." "Life is in motion." "Wrong, life is static, look at that Wang Bark, how many years of motionless life. "You don't look at Wang Bark, look at me, I used to be a sick kid, jumped after the square dance, only good, big sister, you're called the retirement syndrome, the more you don't stand, the more you can't stand up, you have to go down to the ground to grind, the more you grind the more healthy it." "The more you grind, the shorter you get. Well, well, well, no one to take you to play today, go home 。。。。。。
This skit has a lot of classic recordings 1. people are microscopic, the heart is obscene. 2. are a thousand years of fox, you play what chatting ah. 3. life is still. You see how many years the king's eight have lived. 4. Isn't that "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"? You're not a fairy tale movie, it's a horror movie.5. Cai Ming: No wonder I want to smoke you so much.6. Pan Changjiang: You're an old lady who's harder to serve than Cixi. Cai Ming: you served Cixi ah? 7. disgusting his mother to me to open the door, disgusting to the home. 8. God, that's a bamboo pole inserted in a potato ah. 9. Pan Changjiang: people must be grounded, have to go down to the ground grinding, the more grinding the more healthy it, Cai Ming: the more grinding the shorter it. 10! Especially this one: you think like you such as standing up like not standing up people are standing up, I still have what reason to sit ah! When moncler outlet store he was removed by the GB coach, the old lady stepped up to be his dance partner and hung up the phone angrily.
This skit used humor and wit to write out anecdotes from my grandma's generation, which I found very true and good.
This skit was written in a humorous and witty way.