Love Apartment 4 classic quotes
1. The doctor first opened his pants to see, laughed, I bet a hundred dollars, this is the country's shortest legs, Mr. Zeng is not convinced, said the doctor you lost, look at my other.
2. Life is a news broadcast, not to change the station to escape
3. Forbidden City mobile friendly reminder, you have dialed the user has crossed the roaming through the task has not yet opened, please do not call again!
4. Guan Gu:This is called drunkenness.
5. Pugnacious life does not need to explain
6. toilet, accompany me to go on the husband
7. All quarrels that do not aim at breaking up are in the show of love.
8. The star is still the star, the bitch is still the bitch
9. Either the homework is done beforehand, or the cheat sheet is brought around.
10. Xiao Xian: so high chassis can also hit? Does it have longer legs than me!
11. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes are like Tony Leung, eyebrows a little bit of Takeshi Kaneshiro's flavor, the action of taking the beer, at first glance like Wu Zhenyu. It's the face that looks like Zeng Zhiwei
12. As long as you're happy, I'm willing to go crazy again
13. Narcissism plus brainwashed is equal to self-harm
14. Zi Qiao: that also want to see if there is a seedling
16. Once was electrocuted, ten years afraid of the net line
17. face reality, life is often heavier than those idolatrous tastes much more.
18. green vegetables inside the green worm, fans inside the wire
19. 36 lines, lines out of the two goods
20. Yifei: As the saying goes, lover's eyes out of the West, that West out of the eyes of what? Zeng Xiaoxian: eye poop.
21. What identity you have, you have an ID card at best
22. Do not want to be a nanny salesman, is not a good student
23. Then you explain to me why there is a brick in your shoes, and this brick will also glow?!
24. And do you know what the flower language of gourds is? Guan Gu: what kind of medicine are you buying
25. Hitting people is not advocated, hitting the face hurts your self-esteem
26. Quarreling is not good, let's have a duel
27. What kind of seat are you in? I'm made of meat
28. Death is not scary, sitting here waiting to die is scary
29. The noise of the world are floating clouds, the book of tranquility is eternal.
30. You must give me on line tonight, otherwise - I will write your name on the monument.
31. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Zeng Xiaoxian: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
32. Zeng Xiaoxian: Xian also red, when I was so casual? Yoyo: Have you ever been red? Zeng Xiaoxian: If I tell this matter to Guan Gu, you guess ...... Yoyo: you red? How red? The red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red.
33. Mika: He didn't give us a chance at all! The first time I saw this, I was able to see the needle in the eye of the beholder. Yifei: Did he speak to leave a seam?
34. It is often said that three feet of ice, non-microwave oven can not be thawed
35. Zi Qiao: in the classroom, it is never the teacher tube teacher speak, the students return to the students to sleep, people ghosts are different, need to communicate? Zhang Wei: the roll call is still to communicate
36. Mika: read a university even girlfriends, is not not doing a good job is what?
37. police: twenty minutes ago I watched you vomit until now, I have lived for more than forty years, I have not seen such boring people. Guan Gu: then you still watched for twenty minutes
38. Mika: you are a pile of chewing gum that has been pissed on by a dog. Yifei: the murderer of septic tank clogging, take to cremation are afraid of polluting the atmosphere. Mika: the scum of the animal world
39. Zeng Xiaoxian: nibble nibble fingers, or nibble nibble my
40. Mika students: I did not expect you math so many years or so sharp.
41. Yifei: Do you know what is the premise of defense self-defense? Zhanbo: thick meat plus carry a beating.
42. Zeng Xiaoxian: I have pulled down my face and talked to her, the watch of the watch, sashimi of the raw, the balloon of the gas, linked to read is: do not (watch) angry ah
43. Yifei: love is a prison, the only way to reduce the sentence is to ...... hand let go
44. He went out of his way also for the sake of the family ah. Guan Gu: when the dream shines into reality, more need to be down-to-earth, if you can find the right part-time job is also excellent, not only can cope with the expenses, but also not to live up to the grace of love. Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei: Speak human. Guan Gu, Yoyo: We are on the poor side these days
45. My wife especially likes penguins, so we are planning to emigrate to Africa, where we can see the kangaroos in the meantime
46. I'm a knife's mouth and an axe's heart!
47. (Questionnaire) Has she ever been jealous and angry for your debauchery in those years? She has made snacks for you, cooked dishes? Has she ever forgiven you for your faults? She kissed you with tears in her eyes?
48. Mika: I still think that clinic downstairs is better, patients have free lollipops to eat. Yoyo: That's pediatrics
49. I need a professional squatter
50. The salty I'm talking about is not Zeng Xiaoxian's Xian, it's salted egg 。。。。 Egg 。。。。。
51. Chinese weapons so much you do not learn favor learning sword. The upper sword does not learn the lower sword. Iron sword not learn silver sword. Finally learned the human sword unity, became the sword people.
52. A patient fantasizes that he is a little swallow, and often sends me bird's nests. Later I realized he was spitting on me.
53. Can walnuts that have been clamped by the door still replenish the brain?
54. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that went into your brain when you chose your major at the time!
55. Guan Guan Ju Ju, in the river of the continent, the fair lady, what's youQQ?
56. You bite me ah!
57. Yifei: Is your brain filled with shit? Zeng Xiaoxian: I have you in my head. I do not mean that
58. early jump early finish early death early life
59. earn tickets. Buy a house. I'm not going to be able to do that. This is the real man.
60. Nuolan: medicine ...... medicine ...... Zeng Xiaoxian: Cheeky
About Love Apartment 4 Lv Ziqiao classic quotes
1. I said long ago: life is short, timely happiness is the king's way.
2. There are too many women in this world who hate me. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
3, you know what is called second gear start? I just realized today that for people with high grades, eating and watching movies, such a low-end link, can be omitted!
4, Zhanbo, you are a man. Is a man do not fall into this kind of bull's eye like a woman. She said she is not clear what she wants, this is just the surface. If something like this is given to her sincerely by a man, it is given added value. For example, a strong sentiment, then such a thing is more precious than another.
5, with you a woman older than you will not have a good result. Imagine that you and she live together. You're out having fun and she calls you every day to come home for dinner, how do you feel?
6. The ready-made theme is before us: it's the greatest invention since mankind invented the toilet in the twentieth century: the ultimate singles night. A marriage without a pre-wedding singles night party is incomplete and destined to be an unhappy one.
7, you say she spent ten years digging and five years posting?
8, in our men's world, or strong people such as clouds, stars for suppliers.
9, the key moment to a few girls do not understand the words, can effectively enhance your charm.
10, I have studied the global two hundred and eighty languages commonly used vocabulary, this sentence is part of the entry must learn.
11, the world is more women or more women? The first thing I'd like to say is that I don't know what to do.
12. What does it mean to fail? Why is it a failure? The sun rises in the east, and I am the only one who is undefeated!
13, all the physical collision must first start from the cultural collision.
14, one of the secrets of chasing girls is to cast their favor. For example, I recently intended to befriend the girl who happens to be a die-hard fan of Sun Yanzi how to do? It's easy to learn all of Sun Yanzi's songs, and in a romantic setting, holding hands and singing love songs, she'll love me for this mobile jukebox.
15, so that the love of love word is very strong: the upper half taken from the perversion of the change, the lower half taken from the perversion of the state.
16, do not say that other people's brains into the water, the premise of the brain into the water must have a brain.
17, as the saying goes: put the two hamsters together, three months have not moved, there is only one possibility: they are all male.
18, all the lost girl is a time bomb, unless the natural cooling, simply can not approach. If you dare to stimulate her sore spot, it will only make her turn her grief into power, triggering into violence.
19, today is Valentine's Day, you have to understand, no one will sympathize with you because of your loss of love, but there are thousands of girls, because of your melancholy and fascinated by you.
20, he repeatedly defeated, showing that his concept of love half of the body, must be someone to help him argue over.
21, the abyss envy fish as well as retreat and knot the net.
22, this is just the appearance, I tell you ah, the source of wisdom and life, you have to know how to use your eyes to find the story. If you take a closer look, you will realize that the third person must be referring to Zeng Xiaoxian!
23, pugnacious life is not need to explain!
24, Pugnacious life does not need to explain.
25, this is called a wide net to fish more fish.
26, ten thousand and a million are the same, because I do not have!
27, I would tell her: since your birthday has passed, you should focus on how to walk the road of the coming year, the gift will only remind you of another year older, it's all clouds.
28, the four biggest deterrents girls care about these days: prettier, younger, and fuller breasts. Only three? Count them again.
29, to mix in the jungle, it is best to be a bachelor.
30, your head was squeezed by the door, right? You're a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!
31, life is not rehearsed, every day is live.
32, Zhang Wei, the current situation is not bad for you. It's all a blank slate between you and her, and as long as you build on your strengths and avoid your weaknesses, Moran must not be able to see how obscene you are.
33, Zhang Wei, have time to learn feng shui to go, after death to occupy a tomb, but also to make up for the regrets of not being able to buy a house in life.
34, women and birds sixteen **** one of the same point, they will be attracted to the luminous object.
35, you and the chick exchanged phone calls is the same as giving them the opportunity to call to cancel the date. If you have a date with them and they don't have your number, then they have to show up.
36, Zhang Wei, you tough it out. Victory and defeat are commonplace.
37, people play a lot of roles in their lives, and if you're not happy, you can throw the script away. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you, don't throw the wrong one.
38, our life is not rehearsed, every day is live.
39, the mediocre side of self-interference.
40, people floating in the world, which can not take a knife, I called Lu Ziqiao, life by the trumpet!
41, life from ancient times who did not die, early death late death have to die.
42, men, a little more open-minded, why do you have to hang on to a tree? The three-legged toad can not be found, two-legged woman is a lot! Confucius said: life is short, in time to have fun. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
43, men to kidney good, we have to drink kidney treasure. After drinking, faster than Liu Xiang, higher than Yao Ming. A bottle of refreshing, two bottles of never fatigue, three bottles of immortality. Oh, yeah. Kidney Bao, tastes great.
44, do not marry easily, especially with a woman.
45, the code name is not important, even if you call Zhang Cannon is useless, the key is to enter the battle state.
46, any beautiful and attractive girl in the world will not say I love you because you send her a burger or milk tea, understand? You should take her to do something special to move her.
Love Apartment Classic Quotes Love Apartment 1.2, 3, 4 lines and phrases
1, life from ancient times who have no death, early death and late death have to die.
Second, I am a knife mouth, axe heart!
Three, have you ever seen a forty-year-old flower girl? Yifei glared at Mr. Zeng and said
Fourth, in our place, a boy is interested in a girl, they will say leave a phone number!
Fifth, Guan Gu: good ass
Sixth, the toilet, accompany me to go on the husband
Seventh, now acting to sing, singing can not go to write a book, writing can not go to the book acting, acting can not go to the singing again. The show business is a circle.
Eight, Ziqiao: we 50-50.
Nine, I became the emperor, you will be the crown prince.
Tenth, at the moment, acting to sing, singing can not sing to write a book, can not write a book to act, acting can not act to sing again. The show business is a circle.
eleven, psychiatrist: another cuckold, it seems that you have a good green!
twelve, sister is not the Mona Lisa, will not smile at everyone.
XIII, uncle: who hit ah?
XIV, Guan Gu: video Zhang Wei he is a lawyer, high-end atmosphere. Zhang Wei wearing a raincoat selfie
xv, Shi Xiaoming: I remember that before I fell asleep, I had already written half, and woke up to find that the previous half, just a dream
xvi, Mika: deal!
XVII, meet and part, as if a turn, a circle after a circle, connected to the life of the dance, some people will come back, some people know that goodbye is too difficult.
xviii. Angels are with you
xix. Whose children do not look good, the road is a place to jump rubber bands?
XX. Quarreling is always bad, why don't you, simply duel?
XXI, was the door clamped walnuts can still make up for the brain?
Twenty-two, I became the emperor, then sealed you as a prince.
Twenty-three, not to marry for the purpose of love is hooliganism.
Twenty-four, Chinese weapons so much you do not learn to learn the sword. The first thing you need to do is to learn how to use the sword to learn how to use the sword to learn how to use the sword. Iron sword not learn silver sword. Finally learned the human sword, became a sword man.
Twenty-five, Guan Gu: hungry, then you eat more ah. Yoyo: He is talking about the evil omen. Evil is the evil of evil, omen is evil.
Twenty-six, the world's clamor are floating clouds, the book of tranquility is eternal.
XXVII, courier boy: at that time, he wanted to molest me, so did not how to wear
XXVIII, Hu Yifei: Guan Gu mysterious,, how to use this love crazy.
Twenty-nine, Yifei: the day you go to see Nuolan, I also do a good job of egg fried rice at home waiting for you, how do not see you anxious to come back to eat ah?
Thirty, listen to other people's stories, flow their own tears.
Thirty-one, Zi Qiao: no bird's foot, no bird's bird
Thirty-two, listening to other people's stories, shedding their own tears.
Thirty-three, Guan Gu: Chiron Chiron you poor years, forever and ever poor years.
Thirty-four: three ignorant cobblers, stinking Zhuge Liang.
Thirty-five, counting sheep is foreigners get because sheep sheep and sleep sleep harmonized should be counted dumplings
Thirty-six, a big river waves wide, the wind blowing the fragrance of rice on both sides of the river
Thirty-seven, the next marriage must be called you
Thirty-eight, life is like a play, love is one, marriage and childbirth and is another one. It is very normal.
Thirty-nine, no loneliness, who accompanied me. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. This is the real man.
Forty-one, Zhang Wei: I put in the cupboard of the desiccant as sugar beans to eat. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. But I dodged them all.
Forty-four, Zeng Xiaoxian brain door was clamped Zhang Wei: owner: calm. Simply come and go freely ah. The owner, I came in again, the owner, I came out again. In and out, and then put me in, OK?
Forty-five, counting sheep is foreigners get because sheep sheep and sleep sleep harmonized should be counted dumplings
Forty-six, I a mouthful of salt water vapor spray you to death.
Forty-eight, as the saying goes, is not afraid of donkey-like leadership, afraid of pig-like subordinates.
Forty-nine, Guan Guan Ju Ju, in the river of the continent, the fair lady, whatsyouQQ?
Fifty, your head and ass and loaded the opposite bar.
Fifty-one, Zi Qiao: before marriage, there are other boys to you, after marriage, you only have me left, but after marriage, I have to be better to you, so you will not lose, right?
Fifty-two: Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe, and the brick glows?!
Fifty-three: If my relationship fails, the one on the ground must be the other.
Fifty-four, hand chopper chopping wire, all the way sparks with lightning.
Fifty-five, Mika: read a college even female siblings are not, is not not doing what?
Fifty-six, Zi Qiao: my melancholy history to start from the age of: at that time, the sky is still blue, the water is also green, chickens and ducks are no avian flu, pork can be eaten without fear, that time the photo is required to wear clothes, debt is the need to pay back the money, mother-in-law's family daughter is not trying to your house, the child's father is also clear.
Fifty-seven, the spring wind whisked through Lugu Lake, the autumn rain soaked Jiuzhaigou
Fifty-eight, Meijia: wait a minute, first of all, who is five?
Fifty-nine, on the hall, down to the kitchen, killed the Trojan horse, over the fence, drive a car, can afford to buy a house, fight the little three, beat the hooligans.
60, yes, I just love Zeng Xiaoxian. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
Sixty-one, help me cut the carrots into diced meat.
Sixty-two, as they say, three feet of ice, non-microwave oven can not be thawed
Sixty-three, Nuolan: medicine medicine Zeng Xiaoxian: Cheeky
Sixty-four, Meijia even if there is no flowerheads, you have to borrow a reason, otherwise more than not get into the head. Zi Qiao that also want to see if there is a seedling
65, you wrestling fell down only one frame of blood, called three letter Zeng brother, resurrected in place.
Sixty-six, you must give me online this night, or I will write your name to the monument to go
Sixty-seven, life is born to live, the rest are floating clouds.
Sixty-eight, you explain is to cover up, cover up is the truth, the truth is the beginning of the evil
Sixty-nine, Mika: this is your new new people's view of the feelings, you win, the earth is yours, we are all Ultraman
Seventy, you are really more than Jet Li also Zhen Zidan!
Seventy-one, chopping wires with a kitchen knife, all the way to the sparks with lightning.
Seventy-two, God, I jumped into the sea can not wash.
seventy-three, this is the road to success, but still under construction, remember to wear a helmet.
seventy-four, you The night must give me on the line, otherwise, I will write your name to the monument.
seventy-five, death is not terrible, sitting here waiting for death is terrible
seventy-six, you have what identity you have an ID card.
seventy-seven, bet with me, not to see what you want, but to see what I have
seventy-eight, the police: twenty minutes ago I watched you vomit to this moment, I have lived for more than forty years, I have not seen such a boring person. Guan Gu: then you also watched twenty minutes
seventy-nine, Mika: you are a pile of chewing gum that has been pissed on by the dog. Yifei: septic tank clogging murderer, take to cremation are afraid of polluting the atmosphere. Mika: the scum of the animal world
eighty, traffic **: a BMW car speed code to you, followed by a Mercedes-Benz in a drag race, slow down, followed by a tractor, tractor is more cattle, but also playing the left lane change light, he wanted to overtake!
Eighty-one, Zhang Wei: when fate comes, all deliberate pandering, are remaining
Eighty-two, if my feelings fail, lying on the ground must be each other.
Eighty-three, a person's life will play many roles, if you are not happy, you can throw the script. But remember, there is a script is really really belong to you, do not throw the wrong.
Eighty-four, do not want to be a nanny salesman, not a good student
Eighty-five, Huang Hui Feng: you think I am a charlatan ah, we have intellectuals have integrity ah
Eighty-six, Zhang Wei: dream Guan Gu Jun, you're really great. Guan Gu: you are really a little genius, ice smart.
eighty-seven, remember, you are at the moment in the University of sweat and tears, are you then choose PRO when the brain into the water!
Eighty-eight, a good man is me I am Zeng Xiaoxian.
Eighty-nine, don't give words to your rival theater is robbed.
ninety, Mei Jia: gossip is like pleasure, shared to multiply by two. Zhang Wei: what gossip out of nowhere? Yifei: multiply three it
ninety-one, not to marry for the purpose of love is hooliganism.
ninety-two, you have what identity you have an ID card.
Ninety-three, spit is used to count the money is not used to reason.
Ninety-four, then you know what is the flower language of gourd? Guan Gu: you in the end in the buy what medicine
Ninety-five, a Fei: I know with Zeng Xiaoxian years, we have always been noisy, but also well water offenses river water, which I can understand, by what you two just together, I can not understand. I've forgotten, I actually have so long, before it, I did not think that Zeng Xiaoxian what good, you came to have this feeling
ninety-six, said a good, said a lot, I did not how to listen to understand.
ninety-seven, you told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain, you lied to me.
Nine hundred and eighty-eight, what is the difference between you and go directly to the reincarnation?
ninety-nine, death is not terrible, sitting and waiting for death is terrible.
One hundred, Zeng Xiaoxian: nibble nibble fingers, or nibble nibble my
Love Apartment 4 Funny Quotes1, three ignorant cobblers, stinks of Zhuge Liang.
2, the Internet is not reliable, you will certainly find countless givers, perhaps, even the abbot has found.
3. I sprayed you to death with a mouthful of salt vapor.
4, foreplay are floating clouds, the climax is the key.
5, the brain is not enough to die.
6, another surprise, you forget the last time Zhang Wei were scared by you brain hemorrhage, you see, scared to cross.
7, Conan if alive, will also be angry into the Maori Kogoro.
8, hung Kobe can not hang Conan, we all hope to hang Kobe not hang Conan it.
9, that you girls have what healthy hobbies ah, not just on the Internet, shopping, on the Internet, shopping, watching TV, on the Internet, shopping.
10, the world, there is no you can not match? Is it back to the village of the temptation plot knowledge contest?
11, but also witnessed, witnessed your head ah, brain platinum ate too much right, dare to create the old lady's rumor!
12, the left eye jump, peach blossom open, right eye jump, chrysanthemum open.
13, I will be a dozen different ways to die.
14, Help me dice the carrots.
15, narcissism plus brain damage, that's self-harm!
16, hitting people do not advocate hitting the face of self-esteem, we brothers even heart, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, our other two will be, the police.
17, Nolan in my help, or divorced, in order to thank me, but also special care of me, there is a hint of obscenity ah, bah, too obscene.
18, I became the emperor, then sealed you as the crown prince.
19, life is like a game, you do not go to brush the monsters, was brushed by others.
20, I would have liked to fight for the boys, now really light.
21, I am a small stream, always flowing forward, small stream ah small stream, never stop.
22, face the reality, life is often much heavier than those idolatrous tastes.
23, just now you said the furious release, I did not hold back at once.
24, this long handsome have to be like me?
25, the village girl can not lose in the needle and thread, women can not lose in the curve, men can not lose in the career line.
26, you know what is the most angry people? Not to a cow, is a group of cattle against you, playing coins!
27, there is a way, the party without real singing, interviews without truth, radio without beauty, this is the media industry, the three laws of the invariable!
28, I'm sure I'll be cut into chips.
29, all want to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.
30, I will never bow to the forces of evil, and I will not do it even if I kill you.
31, love apartment seems to be the sky, but everyone can find their own shadow in it, no matter you love tangled, love blunt, love cute, love handsome, but please do not forget to love yourself, love your friends around.
32, people in the world, the body can not help ah.
33, I smelled the flavor of adultery.
34, no one to hold hands, I will put in the pocket.
35, Guangu, this story I heard four hundred years ago.
36, this pouncing meat numbness, will make all human beings, chrysanthemums tight, tiger's body shook.
37, God, I jumped into the Sea of Japan can not wash.
38, if there are no rules, then win or lose is meaningless, win or lose is meaningless, then the game is meaningless.
39, why don't I throw a coin to help you tell your fortune, heads up, you're done by her, tails up, she's done with you, if the coin is standing on the ground, you're all out, how about it?
40, Monkey look, there are monsters.
41, four-legged toad no, four-legged accountant more.
42、What kind of seat are you on? I'm made of meat.
43, Sister is not the Mona Lisa, will not smile at everyone.
44, escaped the monk, can not escape the abbot.
45, amputation? Then women all over the world are safe.
46, so that the juicer, toaster, soybean milk machine are all together!
47, three feet of ice, non-microwave oven can not be thawed.
48, death is not terrible, sitting and waiting for death is terrible.
49, the bar does not sell wine, sell salted fish ah.
50, nonsense, you have to run into a mountain village old corpse is rare.
51, I have now learned a new game, called the bull playing coins.
52, You're about to step up to the podium and become a great zombie!
53, that is, want to cry not cry, want to escape can not escape, want to die, and can not give up.
54, don't think the world abandoned you, the world simply do not have the space to take care of you.
55, I did a test of the happiness index of love, a hundred points of the topic, I only got four points. It was one point worse than the worst one, and I couldn't even find a conclusion. And, I cheated.
56, stepped on a banana peel fell down, must get up and continue to step on it, step on the rotten off it is not slippery.
57. There is only one truth.
58, the encounter is not to wait alone, but to give each other.
59, you can also find someone to accompany you to elope ah, and then together, wandering to the end of the world, to a place where the birds do not lay eggs, living a life without clothes.
60, now pedestrians can not lose in the crosswalk, children can not lose in the starting line, students can not lose in the score line.