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3. To the top of the mountain only now, the wrong way and the right way is just a few steps
4. Tail between the legs to do people, only called chivalrous
5. Not steamed buns to fight for breath
6. Criminal constable: no knife in the hand, a knife in the heart. Lao Bai: wrong, the highest state is in the hands of no knife, heart also no knife. (And then the two men opened up - rock-paper-scissors!) The criminal police chief lost and protested: Didn't you say there is no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart? Lao Bai: Yes, I'm a scissors, not a knife!
7. Beautiful not discount - sister called beautiful, sister called discount
8. Ah, my blazing biceps ah ~ ~ ~ ~!
9. The boss's wife of Li Dazui hunger strike doubt ING: usually not hungry you eat, now two days do not eat are not hungry?
10. Xiu Cai: Xiao Guo, how is it recently? What are the difficulties to say, there is no difficulty to create difficulties also to say ~! ~!
11. Xiaoguo: I can not sing ah. Lao Bai: It's okay, Cui is not here, you can fake singing ~~~
12. Tong Xiangyu: If a person makes you grateful, you will be willing to give your life to him, if a person makes you touched, you will be willing to give yourself to him.
13. Widow Zhang decided to invite everyone to her house to eat tofu
14. You look at the clouds for a while and then look at me, you look at the clouds when you are far away from the clouds and you look at me when you are close to me
15. The tiger does not give out, you think I'm a Holokitty
16. Take care of my seven maternal granduncles
17. You are! I'm shy, it's good to know that I'm shy, I'm shy and I'm happy.
21. catching thieves, sometimes it is so simple
22. I look forward to your yo ~
23. superstition superstition, is the first fan after the letter, to fool you confused, you will have to believe
24. inside the people listen, hand over stinky tofu eggs, release the hostage
25. you go to have not been in the world <two>. ; spring. I have heard people talk about it <two> times. In the first <two> spring next to a <two> Qing Guan. In that Taoist temple, there are <two>Taoist priests. They like to play the <two>hu next to the <two>springs, and the tune is called <two>springs reflecting the moon
26. I ate more salt than you ate rice, and that's because you're heavy-mouthed, and I crossed more bridges than you walked on, and that's because I'm not happy to move.
27. Bei: I'm the master of the house! The shopkeeper: the window can not be!
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28. If life is just a chance encounter, then death is the inevitable killer
29. What is the fragrance of the flower is because of me, why is the grass green, also because of me. Fart why is what stinks, that is because of the old white ~~~~
30.The first line: against domestic violence, the second line: call for social love crossword: do not talk to strangers
31.Go your own way, let them beat the go.
32! The smart, capable, and inexpensive Xiu Cai. ~~~~~!
33. hungry wrong, hungry from the beginning of the wrong column ~ when hungry should not be married to, if not married to hungry husband will not die, hungry husband will not die, hungry will not fall into this sad place ..............
34. After the year of the monkey is the year of the chicken, the next couplet: after the year of the chicken is the year of the dog, crossword: mixing over a year is a year
35. Wushuang: general general Hong Kong Sisters third eh ~ your dress really like Hibiscus: very ugly, very ugly Asian Sisters ninth all depends on a dexterous hand Hibiscus: your beauty from the inside and outside of the blood and nourish the face of the ice, jade and clean to be pitied Wushuang: your beauty from the bone to the skin to feel the heavenly touch of the world, this love can be waiting to be a memoir! Furong: also your beauty Wushuang: also your beauty your whole family is beautiful Furong: you have a good temperament Wushuang: you have a good figure Furong: you have good skin Wushuang: you have good hair Furong: you are good at everything the only shortcomings are too striking easy to cause traffic accidents Wushuang: your shortcomings is that it's too perfect perfect to call for regrets Furong: regrets what Wushuang: cast the wrong fetus ah didn't covet on such a good DNA
. 36. the shopkeeper stole the letter of Xiao Bei was seen by Xiao Guo Xiao Guo: this is in case it is a very urgent letter it Shopkeeper: there is an emergency can be inserted into the letter of a chicken feather it? It's obvious that it's a trivial matter
37. Xiaoguo: To be a heroine of the generation! Boss: This goal is too far, say a closer one. Xiaoguo: Increase wages! The shopkeeper: this is even farther than the one just now ~
38. God of thieves: have you been a thief like this? Stole something and still help people clean up the house Theft Saint (white): that does not clean up can? People want to follow the footprints to chase it? God of Thieves: You've got the goods and you'll send them back after a few days of fun? Stealing Sage: How can I not send it back? You lose things are not anxious ah!
39. Lv Xiu Cai:Throughout the ages, who has the highest light weight? --Ji Wuxi:Cao Cao (Speak of the Cao Cao) Lv Xiu Cai:Who has the most stable horse stance? --Ji Wuxia: Liu Bei's son (Liu Ah Dou, who can't be helped, this is called the jackhammer fall) Lv Xiu Cai: Who has the most vicious hidden weapons? --Ji Wu Disease: Zhu Geliang (Zhu Geliang tearfully chopped off Ma Su, other people pick leaves and fly flowers, but he flew tears) Lv Xiu Cai: Who is the strongest in internal martial arts? --Ji Wu Disease:Zhuge Liang (Kong Ming played the qin and retreated from Zhong Da, an invincible ultrasonic wave) Lv Xiu Cai:Who is so boring? --Ji Wu Disease: Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei ate the steelyard weight and was determined. Who in his right mind would eat that?)
40. Don't take the constable as a cadre
41. Ask the world, whether this mountain is the highest, there is a love of the child like a piece of treasure, the sky if there is a love of the sky is easy to old, love you love to forget. I can't forget your tears, I can't forget your good, I can't forget your intoxicating lingering, and the fingers of a faint tobacco flavor ......
42.to the speed of the thunderbolt as the momentum like a bamboo ~~
43.advertisement: Dazui: Hey and paste the pot in the future, how can I do the work? The shopkeeper: still using the iron pan frying dishes? It should have been replaced, the door of the non-stick pan using the recent Sichuan door of the copper technology, large heating area, heat transfer, uniform, rapid heating, if you put a little oil can cook a delicious good Yao. And, easy to clean and also not easy to stick to the pot, now buy also give a set of Tongmen exclusive secret secret weapon, first-come-first-served, sent until the end of the major inns and weapons stores are on sale, welcome to the inquiry. Big mouth: with the hall door non-stick frying pan, you good and I also good.
44. and daughter-in-law quarrel, but easily don't do it; even if you have to do it, don't beat to death; if you beat to death, don't delay treatment; if you live to die, don't forget to notify us to the funeral.
45. Xiangyu: first out of here before saying, anyway, can not go back to Shaanxi, we can go south until the Dali ...... Xiaoguo: alas, Dali good alas, the scenery super ~ ~ ~ ~ beautiful! Xiangyu: Let's take a break in Dali, and then we'll go to Burma. ...... Dazui: Burma is good, and the bananas there are delicious! Xiangyu: If there are still pursuers in Burma, we will then divert to Thailand ...... Xiaoguo: Aigoo ~ ~ ~ Thailand's temples are super cool ~ ~ ~! Oh Xiangyu: If Thailand still can't stay, let's turn to the waterways and head to the East ...... Crowd (attitude resolute, head twisting, disgusted): No! Xiangyu: Then Goryeo ...... Crowd (turning back, agreeing): That's fine. Xiangyu: all the way north to Siberia to take a sleigh, straight to the Arctic Circle, and then from Alaska all the way south, across the equator, long-distance trekking, straight to the Antarctic Circle tundra, and then ...... Crowd: still have to go ah? Xiangyu: The last step is that after reaching the Antarctic Circle, we will bring enough dry food and water, and then we will take a rocket and fly into space, land on the surface of Mars, and start a brand new life! The crowd was intoxicated. Xiu Cai: that to Mars there are pursuers how to do a freeze,, the crowd of hands will be Xiu Cai violent beating
46. Which son? Bacon son!
47. What's your name? Where did you come from? Where are you going? How many people in your family? How many acres of land per capita? How many cows on the land?
48. Tong Xiangyu's catchphrase: "Oh my God"! The police chief's catchphrase: Kiss my mother! Guo Furong Catchphrase: "Exhaust the mountains and drain the seas" Lv Xiucai Catchphrase: "The son once said". Bai Zhan Tang's catchphrase: Sunflower Pointing Hands Zhu Wushuang's catchphrase: Let me go! Mo Xiaobei Catchphrase:Sister-in-law ~~~~~~~~~ (the sour kind) Yan Xiaoliu Catchphrase:Help me take care of my seventh granduncle and his three nieces!
49. Eat other people's food and let yourself talk.
50. Why are you holding up the night pot? I want to take a bath, can't I?
51. I wish you all the best of luck in your lives, and I wish you all the best of luck in your lives.
52. Tong shopkeeper to protect the old white put the blame on the head of Xiu Cai, Ji Wu life chased to kill. Xiu Cai: wait, Zi said, force can not solve any problem. Crowd; what son? Xiu Cai: Lu Zi. Ji: How do you want to die, I fulfill you. You don't need to shout first for the next move. Take your life-- Xiu Cai: Wait-- it's okay to kill me, but we have to clarify whose hands I'm going to die in Ji: Nonsense, me. Xiu Cai: I... Who... Who... Ji: how do I know who you are ah Xiu Cai said with a smile: the problem comes right... Ji confused: what do you mean ah .... Xiu Cai: This has to start from the relationship between man and the universe, there has always been a problem that haunts you. Ji: What do you mean? Xiu Cai; Who am I Ji: This, I already know Xiu Cai: No, you don't know. You know, who are you? Ji Wuming? No, it's just a name, a pronoun. You can be called Ji Wuming, I can be called Ji Wuming, they both can. What happens when you take away the code name, who are you? JI: I don't know, and I don't need to know. Xiu Cai: Okay, okay, then answer me another question - who am I? JI: This question has already been asked. Xiu Cai: No, I just asked about the Self, and now I'm asking about the Ego. JI: What's the difference? Xiu Cai: For example, what does it mean when I use the moniker I to have a conversation at the same time that your moniker is me? Does it mean that you are me and I am you .... JI: Doesn't that question make any sense? Xiu Cai: Let's ask some meaningful ones. Where did I come from in life and where do I go in death? Why did I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world Ji; enough .... Xiu Cai: Is there a necessary connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a length of time? Where does past time disappear and future time stop? Are the questions I am asking at this moment still the questions you just mentioned? Ji: I killed you-- Xiu Cai shouted: Who killed me, and who did I kill? Ji: I killed me? Xiu Cai: Correct answer! Do it! ...... And so a generation of supreme masters, Ji Wuming, lost his life. ...... Ending Xiu Cai: He won't wake up again, will he? Lao Bai; I don't think so Xiao Guo: What kind of statement is this Xiu Cai (grooming, posing): Knowledge is power!
53. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you:....... Less salt!!!!
54. Verbally catch a little red - lipstick action
55. Apply a drop on the face, sweet a piece in the heart, women, is that you should be better for yourself
56. I am Guo Furong I do not know kung fu, I come from the jianghu, I am different
57. Guo Furong qua Xing Sheriff: It's really called the One Mom (Dad) of the Seven Heroes Town! Li Dazui: Who is that mom?
58. Tong: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him for the rest of her life. Guo Furong: Why not he serves me all my life? Tong boss: know why you can not marry, right?
59. Teacher: This is Li Kui? Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei. Teacher: Oh, and this one? Mo Xiaobei: Yue Fei. Teacher: And this one? Mo Xiaobei: Wang Fei. Crowd: What does Wang Fei do? A mass actor: singing!
60. Old White: go, the whole book "Norwegian Wood" to see. Xiu Cai: Come on, what era is this, where there are so petty books to read. Old white: no you will not write ah?
61. Xiu Cai: Why don't you let me write the Spring Festival couplets. The boss's wife: your words are too dry and thin, not festive, save it for the Qingming Festival.
62. one word: in two words: sharp three words: mother of God four words: ah ah ah
63. big mouth: the silver put under the soles of the feet of the special pinch, right? Money shopkeeper: when you get married you will know, men just because of this long cock-eye!
64. Dazui: Boss, you don't know ah, on her face, change of the fast, high acting skills, in my life I have seen people, only Qingxia and Man Yu can compete with it ... ... Zhan Tang: That's because she's not playing well, Qingxia and Man Yu are playing superbly...
65. It's not bad to act like this, there are no good actors these days.
66. White: line ah small Guo, also learned to embroider penguins ah? Guo: That's a mandarin duck!
67.i am wrong i'm really wrong, i should not married, if i'm not married my husband will never die...
68. Mrs. Qian is so miserable, but she's so strong that she can survive...
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70. Lao Bai: Welcome to the first ancient costume variety show with the highest ratings in the town of Seven Heroes, I wipe I wipe, I wipe wipe Lao Bai: Welcome to the first ancient costume variety show with the highest ratings in the country, I wash I wash I wash I wash wash Lao Bai: Welcome to the first ancient costume variety show with the highest ratings in the world, I tow I tow, I tow tow tow tow Lao Bai: Welcome to the first ancient costume variety show with the highest ratings in the whole universe, I pull pull pull pull pull, I'm pulling the plug
71. Lv Xiu Cai: The wind and the moon are scratching my heart, but it's better to pick my heart! (Ask the boss's wife) What other words are there? Boss's wife: Steal my heart! Lv Xiu Cai: Right! The wind and the moon stole my heart!
72. Stealing Saint (white): Oops! Mom! This~~this~this~what kind of trick is this! This is! Xiaoguo: Could it be ~~ Could it be ~~ Could it be that this is the legendary one... Knife... TWO PIECES!!!!
73. Someone's family raised a pig, annoying! So he abandoned it, a number of unsuccessful, but he knows the way home. A few days driving to abandon the pig, evening call, his husband said: pig return or not? Wife said: to carry on! His husband was furious: let it embrace the Velvet E? I think it's a good idea to play the game.
74. Guests, people, good evening, welcome to the Tongfu Inn, to participate in the first chicken king competition Vast sky, nurtured our history and civilization, the years like a shuttle, created our hard work and goodness, in this clear sky, we chant and sing, in this vast land, we are free to soar!
75. Intrigue is the enemy of love!
76. Bai Zhan Tang: Who is acting, cursing? (Then a turn, intoxicated) I am the idolater.
77.Lao Bai: you really can not help up Ah Dou ah ~~~~ Dazui: Ah Dou is who ah? Lao Bai (vicious): Water Margin, one hundred and nine generals. Dazui: What are you talking about, Water Margin inside a hundred and eight, you have to say the Three Kingdoms I still believe. Lao Bai (as if relieved): This time you really said right, is the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei's son. Dazui: you see you again blind me, he is not Liu Bei's son, or Liu Bei surnamed Liu, he surnamed A it ~ ~ ~ (Dazui out, the old white pain, to head against the table, a mouthful of blood on the spray out -)
78.Fuyong: you are a widow Boss: you're a melon
79.Money Boss because of the hiding of the three Wen Mrs. Qian was beaten by Mrs. Qian with a black eye, and the people asked what happened to the eye. Money shopkeeper: hit the door on the ~ ~ crowd: hit the door on the can hit so? Money shopkeeper: first hit the door, was the door bounced back and hit the wall, the wall is too hard to bounce back and hit the door on the ......
80. Xiu Cai: If you can forget the small Guo even if I can lose my family's assets Dazui: The key is that you seem to not have any family assets which
81. Tong Xiangyu want to marry the old white! Xiao Bei is reluctant Sister-in-law: your brother is dead Xiao Bei: you just can't marry someone else, you were born in the Hengshan School! Sister-in-law: I won't live! Bev: You'll die a Hengshan Sect dead man! Sister-in-law: What's the point of having a corpse? Xiao Bei: Then you are also the corpse of the Hengshan School!
82. virtuous, idle at home nothing!
83. The world is so wonderful I am so cranky not good ~ ~
84. The shopkeeper: Naihe Bridge is far not. Old White: You open the window, jump down with your big head facing down, and you'll be at the Naihe Bridge.
85. Xiaoliu: I'm a head constable, and you're a runner. The old white man: a hall a running hall? The first time I saw this, it was a very good thing that I was there. The district a running hall!
86. Furong: Do you know how my mother tied my father at home Lao Bai: with a dog chain?
87. Furong and Xiucai angry throwing dishes out of anger The shopkeeper roared: this is my family, not your show!
88. Bei to the shopkeeper: you cowardly wife! The crowd: Cowardly wife? Xiao Bei: male called coward, female is not called a cowardly wife?
89. Mrs. Palm: How can you have both the fish and the bear's paw? Xiu Cai: It's impossible. Mrs. Palm: Keep a bear that can catch fish.
90. Xiao Bei to participate in the Mount Hua sword Dazui: I do not have anything to give you, the rice cans you take, if there is no food along the way on the street to ask for some, how also do not starve themselves Xiao Guo: this dog stick to you, to rice and wild dogs to grab the food or have a guy Boss: this money is my exclusive sponsorship of you, be sure to save a little spending. You'll have enough to get to Mount Hua, right? (looking at Lao Bai) Lao Bai: enough enough enough Xiu Cai: (wiping tears) this rope you take, if you meet the mountain bandits, find a tree to hang can also be used. If the bandits kidnap you, you must cry out and ask them to write a blackmail letter to your sister-in-law. Ten taels of silver or less is acceptable, I will let Old Bai go to ransom you, if it is more than ten taels, I will personally go to collect your body. Xiao Bei: I'm worth ten taels of silver? Boss: Then. Twenty taels? I can't get any more than that. Old Bai: This bag of black soot you take with you, if you meet a mountain bandit, use the black soot to blacken your face and pretend to be a small black blind man. (Touching Bei's face) This little face is fat and in good condition.
91. Yue Shengmen: Yue Songtao met Mo Shengmen Mo Xiaobei: When did you see me ah
92. Xiaomi: In case Yue Shengmen a moment of mercy, gave Xiaobei to take advantage. Dazui: can take advantage of her also have to crash ~ ~ ~ ~
93. Xiao Ji told Xiaobai that the two of them, the God of Thieves and the Saint of Thieves joined forces to one year to protect the capital, two years of profit, three years of financing listed, is to go on the downtown area to steal to go. At that time in broad daylight, no one dares to do whatever they want, and then he was very intoxicated and asked Xiaobai, what kind of realm is this. Bai replied: heaven and earth. Xiaobai: what is listed Xiao Ji: on the downtown
94. Bai Zhan Tang said: blessed together, difficult together, then called the same blessed inn Li Dazui asked: then why not call the same difficult? The first time I saw this, it was a very good idea to have the same kind of a conversation with my friends.
95. This is your mother's sword? I don't want to see you. This is your mother's swordsmanship? I'm not saying that this is the sword technique your mother taught you
96. My right hand, which I am most proud of, can hold a sword and can eat
97. Furong: Suppose that I can slap you to death with three slaps, and with each slap, you scream out "Spare me your life", then may I ask, how many words will you say before your death? Xiu Cai: I refuse to answer this question. Furong: Then it's considered an automatic forfeit. Xiu Cai: Scream 3 times, 4 words each time, 12 words a ****. Flora: Wrong! It's 9 words! Xiu Cai: Why? Furong: The first slap, "Lady Warrior spare your life", four words; the second slap, "Lady Warrior spare your life", eight words. The third palm down, immediately dead, you only said a word "ah", 8 +1 = 9. hahahaha ......
98. Chicken King Competition Competition rules: Zhan Tang: chicken weight can not be less than eight pounds Boss lady: that's the geese Zhan Tang: the tail should be long, not shorter than how many inches (forget). , can't be shorter than how many inches (I forget how many) Boss lady: that's pheasant Zhan Tang: the length of the claws can't be less than how long Boss lady: that's eagle
99. If you don't want to work, cut off the electricity!
100. The big mouth asked: is it the brother who is important, or is it the woman? Xiu Cai replied: Brothers are like hands and feet, women are like clothes! Dazui praised: really enough brother! Xiu Cai said: brothers like centipede's hands and feet, women like winter clothes!
101. adjournment adjournment! I'm a little thirsty to go to the restroom!
102.Have a baby are married to a daughter-in-law, why do not you come back? I'm not sure why I haven't come back, but I'm not sure why I haven't come back.
103.old white: welcome to this installment of the "not than do not know jianghu really wonderful" you happy as I am happy, you meet as I am satisfied, you are full of not satisfied ah? The crowd can't hear you: No! Lao Bai: OK then where cool where to stay to go guest