Funny text messages asking for blessings for the Year of the Tiger (classical Chinese is also acceptable)

Love is the road, friends are tigers. There is only one road in life, and there will be many tigers on the road. Don’t go the wrong way when you are rich, don’t sell tigers when you are short of money, don’t get lost when you are happy, and rest. When the time comes, feed the tiger. Wish my tiger happiness!

Xiaohu cried sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Xiaohu said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you! Haha, happy new year!

A bean fell down and became discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "tiger encouragement beans". Is it funny? Happy New Year!

Cry, are you stupid, are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn’t listen. Now you should remember that tigers will be released when they reach a certain size.

Spring sleep is disturbed, and golden tigers run around the house. The mouth makes blessing sounds and the body dances. His eyes shine like a tiger, and his tail carries money around him. May you be blessed with good fortune, wealth, longevity, and good luck everywhere!

Broadcast search: The man is in tatters and has no eyesight. He has not eaten three meals and his limbs are weak. He is tone deaf and has no master. He is bleeding from seven holes and has very gossip. He is very much like you in his nine-death life. I want to wish him a happy new year!

Hey! Another year old! Don't be stubborn and refuse to admit it! The older people get, the more charming they become! So! I wish you a charming fan: May you have a great harvest and great luck in 2010. This year it’s your turn to be the most popular: Happy New Year!

It is not only days like this that I will think of you, but days like this that can harass you openly and tell you, Happy New Year! Be happy every day!

Spring Festival Eve , in a dark corner, I lit a match, regardless of the suppressed emotions and tar in my chest, I am willing to smoke another cigarette for you, and miss you desperately... I kept repeating one sentence in my heart: Happy New Year, my friend. !

Blessings for the new year are coming. I wish you: unstoppable luck in playing cards, a leopard with golden flowers, a smiling face when others stare at you, and a way to collect money from others. Don’t forget me then!

The young chicks of that year will now fly in the sky with their strong wings to find the unknown horizon. But no matter how high or far they fly, they will never forget their lovely home and the nurturing grace of their parents. Happy New Year, Mom and Dad!

XX, I would like to say hello to you in the new year: your office will be smooth, your life will be better, your lottery will be mid-term, you will have good luck every day, you will win every card game, you will taste good every meal, and the more you live, the younger you will be. The more handsome you look, the more gold you get in your home, and the more money you get on your wall!

XX, the New Year is here, I wish you a harmonious family, a happy year, a happy life, a peaceful life, a hundred times of energy every day, joy every month, and abundant financial resources every year.

XX, Happy New Year! I wish you that in the new year: your career will be at its peak, your body will be as strong as a tiger, you will have countless money, your work will not be hard, you will be as leisurely as a mouse, you will be as romantic as a musical score, and you will be the only one to be happy.

A spring night is worth a thousand dollars. The golden tiger is the happiest when it arrives. May all your wishes come true and welcome the Olympic Games. Good luck will come to your door! Friendly reminder: To prevent the door from being damaged, please open the door no matter day or night, and you will be on duty at the door!

As the Year of the Tiger is approaching, may my blessings be like the warm sunshine in winter and the sunshine in spring. The breeze and the summer parasol can protect you from the wind and sand, bring you warmth and coolness, and you have nothing else to ask for.

XX, Happy New Year! In the new year: I wish you good things in succession, a spring-like mood in all seasons, a colorful life, and occasionally small fortunes and worries thrown away from the sky! Please accept my 10 best wishes.

In the new year, XX: I wish the boss will favor you, ### will let you go, the court will be with you, your career will be with you, your wife will be with you, you can eat and drink as you please, wealth will support you, and you will win the prize. Only you!

I want to call you so much, I want to hear your nonsense, but it’s a pity that you are overpaid. Fortunately, I can receive text messages. Send a warm text message to the idiot. , I hope he won't be furious, let alone choose to commit heroic suicide.

Turn the sand of the Sahara into wealth, the water of the Pacific Ocean into blessings, and the peaks of the Himalayas into longevity. Send them as New Year gifts. I wish you wealth, blessings, and good health in the new year!

The cutest text messages this year: Those who receive them will never be fired, those who read them will become successful, those who save them will have a sweet love, those who delete them will have good luck, and those who forward them will get a huge salary. rise!

I would like to express my sincere blessings to you with the warmth of boiled mutton, the warmth of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of sweet-sour pork, the breadth of pulling strips, and the breadth of dough bread. I wish you the best. Happy new year!

God, it’s so blue! The sea is too salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so boring! I am destined to be with you; I miss you and have insomnia; seeing you is too far away; oh, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can’t eat with my chopsticks or swallow my bowl! Happy Chinese New Year!

In the new year, I wish my friends: it’s good to have more and less money; it’s good to have handsome and ugly people; it’s good to be healthy when you’re old and young; it’s good to be poor and rich, and harmonious; Just understand all the worries; just live a peaceful life!

I hold Harry Potter’s magic wand in my hand and pray sincerely: I will turn all joy into cream, all blessings into chocolate, and eternal happiness into cake... I will crush you! Happy New Year!

In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the country: 1. Build an elevator for Mount Everest; 2. Lay ceramic tiles on the Great Wall; 3. Install reverse gears for airplanes; and do three small things. : 1. Wear gloves for flies; 2. Wear masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you feed.

There are great gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the text message "I want to treat you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (of course the number of the guy who sent the text message), and you will have the opportunity to get the genius' autograph and take a photo with you. This opportunity is rare, act quickly!

From now on, I will only love you, pamper you, won’t lie to you, I will do everything I promise you, and every word I say to you will be Sincerely, I won’t bully you, hit you, or scold you, just trust me. Happy New Year~

Waiting for a subway train lasts five minutes; watching a movie lasts three hours; watching the moon wax and wane, and the full moon lasts for one month; spring comes and goes, a year; missing someone lasts a lifetime! But a word of concern only takes a few seconds. Wish you a happy Chinese New Year!

Wish you the New Year: win money playing cards, pick up money when you go out, carry money in your pocket, save money in the bank, save money on doing things, hang money in the yard, pile money on the bed, and put money on the bed Money, put money under your pillow, be brave enough to make money, and wish you a happy Spring Festival!

The Great Wall will never fall down, and I wish you a happy Spring Festival! The spring breeze has passed Yumen Pass, and I wish your salary will double! Every festive season, I miss my family more and get high bonuses every month! Guilin's landscape is the best in the world. , the money is all under the pillow. Haha, I can have fun every day!

The Spring Festival is here and I would like to send you my greetings in Japanese: You have to wash the pots, you have to wash the bowls, you have to wash both the pots and the bowls! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day! ^0 ^

May you face it every day with the mind of the sea, sleep with the feeling of a little tiger, bask in the South African sun, spend with Gates’ dollars, get drunk with Bush’s daughter, and use the method of pulling D Tax evasion, Happy New Year!

In order to promote environmental protection and save paper, please do not send me greeting cards during the Spring Festival. Please write blessings on the largest possible RMB and send them to me. Saving is a virtue. Happy Chinese New Year!

Long time no see, I miss you very much. In these warm days, I often recall the years when we were together. Happy New Year and may all your wishes come true! Happy New Year to you!

I believe that blessing is what we need; those who can bless are lovely. In my beloved Spring Festival, I sincerely wish you: happiness and good fortune!

As the Spring Festival approaches again, I send you my sincere blessings. I wish you a healthier, happier and happier future. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and good luck in the Year of the Tiger!

To thank my friends for their concern for me over the years, I will hold a special event on the eve of the Spring Festival! Anyone who has a certain status in my heart will receive a Spring Festival text message worth RMB 10 from me for free. Congratulations on winning.

Can’t wait any longer, I decided to wish you and your family a Happy New Year in advance on behalf of the people of the whole country! In good health! The text messages you will receive in the next few days are all sent by me. I am a very low-key person. Just know it and don’t make it public!

My message is here: the person who receives it will be happy, the person who reads it will have smooth work, the person who saved it will have sweet love, the person who forwarded it will have good luck, and the person who deleted it will still have good luck! May good luck always be with you! Wish you good luck in the Year of the Dog!

I have picked a flower for a long time, but I can’t bear to throw it away when it withers; I have held an umbrella for a long time, but I can’t remember to close it when the rain stops; I have walked a road for a long time, and even when it gets dark, I can’t reach the end; a sentence After waiting for a long time, I can finally say: Happy New Year!

On the occasion of the New Year, I wish you: big fortune, small fortune, unexpected fortune, and abundant wealth; family, friendship, and love, all the best; good luck in officialdom, wealth, and love; love, and happiness. Relatives and friends, everyone is safe!

Let happiness hug you tightly, let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let health and auspiciousness take care of you, and let happiness always smile at you! Happy New Year to you! The Year of the Tiger is full of energy!

Flowers bloom, flowers fall, be happy! White clouds, blue sky, boundless happiness! Gentle wind and drizzle, everything is perfect! Luck, blessing, all belong to you! Happy New Year to you! Good luck! Year of the Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!

Many blessings! Perfect! Blessings overlap and the stars shine brightly! Happy New Year to you!

The festive season and New Year are here! Tiger, everything goes smoothly for you, two dragons take off, three goats prosper, peace comes four seasons, five blessings come to your door, six and six are prosperous, seven stars shine high, wealth comes from all directions, ninety-nine are of one mind, everything is perfect!

At the beginning of the new year, I wish you good luck one after another, your mood will be like spring all year round, your life will be colorful, and you will occasionally make a little fortune, and your worries will be thrown away! Please accept my 10 best wishes. Happy New Year to you!

May you, accompanied by Huhu, use the momentum of "Seven Swords Down the Tianshan Mountains" and the courage of "Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles" to become the "Great Sage of Love" in love and create a legend in career. "The Myth", a bright future for money awaits "The Promise"!

The weather is slowly getting worse, and the cool breeze is gradually coming; because of your cuteness, I specially care for you; I have to cover you with a quilt at night to prevent my hands and feet from getting cold; it’s okay to dig a bone, so that I can replenish calcium; don’t say I'm so bad, I wish you a happy new year!

In the New Year, I wish you abundant wealth and hair like a fat tiger; a body as strong as a bear; a sweet love as beautiful as a bee; good luck as abundant as tiger hair; a prosperous career. Flying higher and higher like a roc!

Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not be forgotten just because we meet infrequently. In my memory, you are my forever friend. As we welcome the New Year, I wish you a prosperous career!

As it’s another new year, I send you my sincere blessings, wishing you a healthier, happier and happier year ahead. ☆ Christmas is over, New Year’s Day is gone, and New Year is here. Are you happy these days? May these joys and joys stay with you every day in 2010 forever.

Happy New Year! My dear, because I hold your hand, I want to hold your hand. Give you happiness and joy forever! I love you! Many beautiful memories have been added to the screen of my memory, like a brocade! Please accept my deepest wishes that all joy will accompany you forever.

The young chicks of that year will now fly in the sky with their strong wings to find the unknown horizon. But no matter how high or far they fly, they will never forget their lovely home and the nurturing grace of their parents.

Sending you 999 roses every day is not too expensive for me. I am not tired of sending you 999 text messages every day. I will still meet you in 999 next lives. I am not afraid of saying I love you 999 more times. It breaks your heart. Happy New Year, buddy!

Colorful gun salutes make every festival so lively. Lucky you, life will get better and better! The New Year is a joy, and the festival is a blessing. May your life be filled with happiness forever! The New Year is here, let me say to you, Happy New Year!