Since my mom learned to use WeChat, she has become a psychopath.
Recently, the "driving test" is not a new rule? I've heard that it's getting harder and harder. I forwarded this message to my friends and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this. Where is it? Are you okay? I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'm sure it's a good idea to get a good deal of money.
At that time, I was working on the subway, crowded to death, talking about some of the gas is not smooth, all right, I'm just kidding, rush to work, back to you.
Also said nothing, listen to you talk on the wrong, you do not think far away from home can hide from me, so what, I let your father to buy a ticket, the night of the train at 10 o'clock, to Beijing just dawn, you -
It seems to say what is useless, I hurriedly hung up the phone, sent a selfie to the past, which only stops.
I'm tired. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night. The first thing I want to do is to get my hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then I'll be able to get my hands on some of the most popular ones.
It was horrible.
02
I remember, after 50 years, my mom's sleep quality is not good, often very late can not sleep. One day, I ordered a take-out, congee and steamed dumplings, and when I arrived, I sent a message to my friends, saying, "Come on, let's hurt each other. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to get out of this one, but I'm going to be able to get out of this one.
What's the point of hurting each other? The first thing you need to do is to get a good relationship with the leaders and colleagues. The outside is not the same as at home, if you are bullied, no one can help you. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
What's wrong with that? I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at this. Mom, today is not playing mahjong lost money, or ...... dancing square dance wrong beat? I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at this.
No conflict with others? Then what do you mean by that? Her tone of voice softened, nothing is good, eat dinner and go to bed earlier, you see you stay up all day and boil, boil yourself into a bad old man, the future is afraid that even the wife can not discuss it, alas.
I've never heard of such a curse on a son, so I'll let my dad take you to the hospital one day to prescribe some medication for insomnia, so you won't have to think about it. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
Well, in terms of hurting each other, what pair of mothers and sons in the world are as good as my mom and I?
03
Ever since I opened my public website, especially with the advertisement column at the bottom, my mom has become my number one fan, and she often "rapes" my interactions with my fans.
One day, she called me worriedly and said, "Why can't I see your ads on my phone? Well, after hearing that a click on an ad could get me a few cents, she often clicked on ads for me.
How many times a day do you click?
They're not the only ones, but they're the only ones that are not.
As expected, she said, I don't remember how many times, in short, as soon as I have time, I will give you a point ah, at least ten times a day eight times, you are not saying, point a time of two or three cents, I think a few times more points to give you to offset a breakfast money.
You're smart, you're only allowed to click once a day, and you're blocked from clicking too much, so you're buying a cell phone so you can make phone calls, not click advertisements.
I don't know how many times I'll be able to click on it. I don't know how many times I've clicked on it, and it's not written on it. I don't know how many times I've done it, it doesn't say anything.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Well, I'll ask your sister to write me a note and stick it on the wall, and I'll do it once a day.
It's a good thing that I'm not a big fan of the idea, because I'm not a big fan of the idea, and I'm not a big fan of the idea.
Che. I almost didn't roll my eyes.
04
I did not say it, my mom often look through my fan comments, but whenever I see a little close, she always encouraged me to "go and talk to people", "I think that whoever is good, she often give you a message! "I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Yes, in recent years, she has been urging for marriage, and as long as there is a little possibility, she is looking at it.
The first few days, Lu Han announced the love affair shook the network, I wrote an article, and then, a fan left a message below and said, "Let me introduce you to everyone, this is my boyfriend @ Gu Runliang. When she saw this, she completely blew up! Exploded! blew up! Can't wait to be the first to drill into the phone to recognize this daughter-in-law.
Behind my back in love, right? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that," he said. She was the first to send a voice message.
I pretended not to see it and did not reply. Then she called, say it, when to get engaged, the money is ready for you, how about the end of the year, wait for me and your father to renovate and decorate the house -
That is people joke, I will explain to you, Lu Han, a star, he announced the love affair when he said this, and then everyone followed the imitation, know! The way! I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
She imitated on the imitation, mentioning your name for what, or interesting to you ah ...... In short, you more and people to talk, talk. She smiled and continued to encourage.
After a few days, downstairs in the decoration of the house, I sent a status, I want to be quiet, really want to be quiet.
She returned to me in seconds, I knew it, the girl called Jing Jing right?
05
In the past, I have never considered the matter of buying a house, living one day at a time, receiving a dead salary, living. I don't know why, but recently I suddenly wanted to buy a house, so I asked my cousin about the prices in his hometown, and I couldn't afford to buy one in Beijing, so I'm very likely to go home and retire in the future.
The cousin said, three thousand five hundred and fifty-five a square meter, I calculated, to buy a set of three rooms and two halls of the house, at least more than 40 million. The first thing you need to do is to look at what you have in your hand. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to buy a house, and then you can buy a house at home, and then you can buy a house at home.
Then, the takeout is not good, my mom's phone came.
You don't have to worry about the house, as long as you have your mom and dad, there is still no place for you to live. You know, we are going to build a neighborhood here soon, completely buy the house ah. What can you eat for 10 bucks?
Her words, unless interrupted, can not be stopped. I know, I know, I'm kidding, a lot of things posted in the circle of friends are jokes. I was helpless to tell her, talking about foaming at the mouth.
In fact, ah, that day at noon I ordered thirty-five dollars of pickled fish, hehehe.
06
In the past two years since I started working, my mom has always felt that I'm having a hard time in Beijing, and she often brainstorms about how I'm miserable on my own, and that I don't want to eat or wear anything, and that I'm worried about it a lot.
She always felt that I swallowed all the bitterness, and reported the good news to her. So, always pay attention to my circle of friends, a breeze, trembling, hate can not be the next second to fly to Beijing, do my nanny.
Yes, she never knew what a joke was. She only knows that I am her only son, this life must be desperate to love me, protect me. This thing, for her, can not be half a joke.