This one has been done quite a bit. Here are the next two for you.
One: jumping into a pigsty and hugging a pig to sleep
My great uncle does all sorts of stupid things every time he gets drunk. This year, after the Spring Festival, the new crown epidemic at home to rest, we drink together. On that day, my great uncle was in high spirits and drank a lot of wine and finally got drunk. Great uncle some east said he had to go to the toilet, but after a long time did not come back, people looked around, finally found him inside the second aunt's pigsty, he was holding the second aunt's old sow sleep, mouth muttering, do not know what to say.
Drunkenly hugging a big fat pig to sleep at that time, everyone was angry and funny, and took him out of the pigsty, and got him to a very warm house to change clothes and take a bath. But when he woke up, no matter what people said, he couldn't believe he had done such a thing. Finally, when people showed him the pictures, he blushed a little.
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2: Drunkenly Jumping into a Pond
One of Swallow's cousins was in his 30s and had never gotten a wife. Once Uncle San introduced him to a girl and then led him along to the girl's house to have a look. The girl's family entertained them warmly, and the cousin seemed to be interested in drinking and in high spirits, but he ended up getting drunk.
Drunk jumped into the pond, fortunately not life-threatening after drinking, he first cried a lot, and finally ran outside, ran to the pond ready to jump into the pond, hard to let a group of people around to pull him back. Because of this behavior of my cousin, the girl's parents and the girl did not think well of my cousin, thinking that his character and drinking capacity might not be good. This incident was later told to everyone and they all cried and laughed and had to tell jokes to have fun with him.
3. My friend is a terrible drinker, he sleeps in place when he is drunk and doesn't even pick a place.
One time I drank a lot, directly in the new paved asphalt road lying flat.
People's roads have just been colored, the paint is not yet dry, and he was left there to roll around, like in his own home bed as comfortable.
The result of the rubbing all over the paint, not to mention the head of the asphalt to soften the ......
The next morning my buddy's head sticking to the road, or firefighters to take scissors to cut open.
4. Some time ago my college roommate came to Beijing to look for me, because too long have not seen on a few more drinks.
From the hotel he was quite uneasy about me, said to call a car to send me home.
And he turned the corner and walked into an ATM machine to make a mess.
Also kept asking this cab master why he didn't answer the phone ......