Love stories to put your girlfriend to sleep

Love stories to put your girlfriend to sleep are:

1. The boar and the sow

Once upon a time, there were two pigs, a male and a female. At night, the boar was always on the lookout for the sow, fearing that his master would pull her out and kill her while they slept. As the days went by, the sow grew fat and the boar grew thin.

One day, the boar suddenly heard his master discussing with the butcher about killing the sow and selling it. The boar was very sad, so from that day onwards, the boar's temperament changed greatly, whenever the master sent food, the boar always grabbed up to eat everything, and every day, after eating well, he lay down to sleep, and told the sow to change her to keep watch, if he found that she was not on the watch, he would never again pay no attention to her.

Gradually, day by day, the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her, and the sow was disappointed, while the boar was still living peacefully as if nothing had happened.

Soon, a month passed, and the owner brought the butcher to the pigsty, where he found that there was not much meat left of the sow, which was fat and strong a month ago, while the boar grew greasy, and the boar at that time ran desperately to get the owner's attention, showing that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher took the boar away.

The moment he dragged it out of the pen, the boar smiled at the sow and said, "Don't eat so much in the future. "The sow was heartbroken and desperately rushed out, but the door to the pen was already closed by the owner. ......

2, Doubao and Sesame

Sesame is ready to confess to Doubao, "That...you're so fat."

Doubao wasn't too happy about it, "Oh."

Sparrow rubbed his hands together and added, "You...you're white...white and fat..."

Doubao glared at him "I know! "

Twist was a little nervous, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath, "I was going to say...", Beanbag snatched at him "You're skinny! You're skinny!"

The twist scratched his head and whispered, "I was going to say, you must be good to hold..."

3. Giraffe on the phone

The young giraffe called, "What do you eat? can grow taller?" She asked.

"Leaves from the tips of trees."

"It grows tall oh?"

"Yes."

"Can it grow to the sky?"

"I'm afraid not. Why would you want to grow that high?"

"Well...like...like a star, want to...grow tall, want to...kiss him..."

< 4, White Rabbit

Three white rabbits picked a mushroom, the two big ones let the small one go to get some wild vegetables to eat together. The small said I do not go, I go you will eat my mushroom, two big said will not rest assured to go, Yu is the white rabbit went, half a year past the white rabbit has not come back, a big said it does not come back, we ate it, a big said to wait a little longer!

A year has passed and the white rabbit has not returned, the two big discussion do not have to wait for us to eat it, at this time the small white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to the angry said: "Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms."

5, A Small Scoop of Ice Cream

"Eat a small scoop of ice cream and you'll turn into a little piggy like me oh." The little pig raised his hoof to warn the big bad wolf.

"A stupid little piggy like you would believe you! It's just ice cream, it's not that magical." The big bad wolf pressed down on the piglet's hoof and ate a small scoop of ice cream.

Dun dun dun da! The Big Bad Wolf turned into a piglet with black jeweled eyes, big flapping ears, and a wagging curved tail.

"Ahhhhhhh, how did I turn into a little pig!" The little gray pig made a surprised sound of "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".

"Because, because I made this ice cream, and I put the 'whoever eats it has to stay with me for the rest of my life' magic on it." Piggy grunted and laughed.