2, pumping Chinese is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that the driving school coach.
3, driving school coach: you go to buy me a package of Chinese, finished handing me 10 dollars, also said remember to find money back ah. Not a moment later I took a Chinese toothpaste and find 3 dollars.
4, bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and fifty-five.
5, as the saying goes: dust to dust, earth to earth, scolding people do not mention the mother: bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and fifty-five.
6, you go to driving school, you let me pray for you.
7, the morning on the road to see a car, the car after a label, labeled with a sentence: driving school in addition to the name of the self-study.
8, this time thank you, I am in the driving school days, in addition to waiting for the car is waiting for you, very happy, thank you for refusing me, let me rest assured, I wish you happiness.
9, small partners bless me tomorrow driving school subject two successful promotion it, 3Q
10, you got the license, bought a car, must be driven to the coaching field to let me see, I good to remember you, and later on the road to meet you driving, I good to hide far away!
11, and once practiced reverse pile, suddenly heard the coach in the side said: where do you hit the direction? I heart a tight, hurry to the opposite direction to play, and heard the coach said: you also to that side to play? Heart and then a nervous, stalled, depressed, look back, the coach in another car training students.
12, step on the gas! The first time I saw this is when I was in the car, and I was in the car. You step on the clutch? Brake it, do not see the fast hit it! Tread lightly on the brakes! Overtake ah, waiting for food! Turn signal! Steering wheel down! You give me down, nonsense!
13, driving fast, the coach said: only to do more and more courage, driving is the more open the more courage, you are an exception!
14, there is a time to hear the coach next to the training of students: this will not learn ah, your own good enlightenment! I also Zen it!
15, I was rude, practicing the car is always the whole big noise. Coach in the side has been reading: ouch, with so much force, you want to pull my steering wheel off? I'm not sure if you want me to get a tank for you to drive ah?
16, summer, a woman is on the road test. She was nervous and kept looking down at the gear, the examiner stopped. This woman is more nervous, look up at the front, reach out to touch the gear, accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner did not change his face and said: I do not eat you that way!
17, I was learning to drive, with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of chefs in our school, the force is big, there is a ramp parking time, the coach said: you pull the handbrake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull the handbrake out.
18, coach: see that person? Cadet: saw the coach: crash him Cadet: I dare not Coach: dare not you fucking not brake, hanging a piece of meat on the steering wheel, the dog is better than you drive!
19, my colleague learned the other day on the road, the coach told her to step on the gas pedal, her feet under the fishing half a day did not step on it, blurted out: where is the oil? Where is the oil? The coach is happy: in the supermarket, and vegetable oil, peanut oil, want that kind?
20, inverted pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house and waved his fist and roared at me: failed! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn! I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you should not be too exaggerated OK! A *** six pole, where seven? That does not coach also lying there!
The summer learning car mood pressure to say. Learning to drive I am serious, the sun into a cinderblock is also serious.
1, I was learning to drive, with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of our school's chef, the force is big, there is a ramp parking time, the coach said: you pull the handbrake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull the handbrake out.
2, another candidate smoothly on the car, sitting in the driver's seat, ignition, step on the gas pedal after checking the instrumentation to the examiner said: report examiner, the instrumentation check is normal, requesting takeoff. (Should be requesting a start, it is estimated that the candidate has been a pilot's ideal since childhood) The examiner listened to the calm reply: permission to take off, pay attention to the front high-voltage power lines.
3, finally almost the end of the examination, the examiner said: parking ahead. The result is not expected in front of a fire hydrant. Cadets are very frightened back: report fire hydrant, the front can not stop.
4, inverted pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house waving his fist at me roared: failed! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn! I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you should not be too exaggerated OK! A *** six pole, where seven? That does not coach is also lying there!
5, if people are too nervous do not know what they are talking about, the last time we have a student driving school road test, get on all the preparations are done, the car is not start, the examiner asked ready? The student said ready, the examiner asked, why not start the car to go? Cadets said, report dog officer, the car in front of an examiner!
6, before the road test, a candidate in the car before standing in front of the driver's seat report as usual, for example: report examiner, student xxx request to get on the car. The examiner should answer: permission to get in the car. In the end, an unfortunate girl said: report to the examiner, student xxx requesting to go to bed. In most cases, the whole group of students and instructors traveled together in the small and large trucks. At that time, all the students laughed into a ball. What's worse is that the examiner was happy to hear it and replied: permission to go to bed. You see which is appropriate?
7, coach: see that person? Cadet: see the coach: crash him Cadet: I dare not coach: dare not you fucking not brake
8, on the start of a buddy due to nervousness said: instrument all normal request to get up. The examiner listened to the music: not yet awake it? Permission to get up!
9, hanging a piece of meat on the steering wheel, the dog is better than you drive!
10, listen to my uncle told his test car time (years ago) jokes: that time we are trying to please the examiner, what bt tricks are used. One got into the car, the first do not turn on the ignition, to the side of the examiner a hard stupid smile. The examiner laughed at him and asked him what he was laughing at. He said: I think you how to see how like my three grandpa examiner fainted.
11, there is another one, on the car first with the examiner to talk: you to me next to sit next to me I'm particularly nervous, will not open. The examiner gave him a blank look: don't be nervous, drive well. Then this person began to talk to himself: In fact, I know I don't need to be nervous, but I just can't help myself. Just now I asked the students who just came down, what can they do to not be nervous. They told me that: on the car and do not think much about anything, as if the car is now only one person, or as if sitting next to a dog examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~ ~
12, my colleague learned the other day on the road, the trainer told her to step on the gas pedal, her feet underneath half a day did not step on it, blurted out: where is the oil? Where is the oil? The coach is happy: in the supermarket, and vegetable oil, peanut oil, to be the kind of?
13, where the heart to where the hand to where the car to where, that how many years of training? When the car becomes your body, then the car is you, is a big living person, the car goes, is you are walking. At this point, driving is not driving a means of transportation, but to get along with people, and the environment dialogue, and everything is dealing with.
14, the jianghu people extolled: people in the jianghu drift, which can not get cut? The words are rough, the reason is not rough. The lyrics of the song "people in the jianghu drift" are very inspirational, very interesting: to live, do not be afraid of being knifed, more difficulties will be less; to climb, do not be afraid of falling, climb up and walk your bright road clanking iron bones of the male Han / thousands of hammers in the get! Be a man like the sea traveling boat, road traveling car, not afraid of difficulties, brave forward, not afraid of pain wrapped around the body, not afraid of wounds all over the body, the courage to break through the end of the world to show style.
15, life as a road on the car, which can not be subject to a few setbacks, do not meet a few pain points? Life in the world, the injury is inevitable, each scar contains the rhythm of life, bravery, perseverance and persistence, such as notes curling between the flow. Each wound is a flag, along it forward, we continue to accumulate rationality and experience, towards maturity and stability. Life has more weight and connotation because of the wounds, and life is more spiritual and powerful because of the scars.
16, night, has been more than 9:00, alone a person driving in the city road. The hustle and bustle of the city settled down at the moment, the sound came from the light and the car windows outside the neon subtle lights, giving people a kind of unreal feeling. In the window of the shopping mall, the advertisement of the modernist portrait is reflected in the bright light, mysterious and vivid. The car is traveling, the windows are open, let the wind come, long hair dancing with the wind, refreshing the wind mixed with the smell of the city.
17, some car owners turn off the car, often forget to re-lock the central locking, when anyone who passes by can easily open the door, may inadvertently steal or snatch property. Therefore, even if they are still waiting in the car, but also to re-lock the door, and the important property in their own easy to take care of the place.
18, think about learning to drive is not much use, I'm usually too busy to go anywhere, go out is also to buy food, shopping, but the food market, large supermarkets in front of the house, very convenient. If you go out, go out is the bus station, subway station. In other words, driving is a vanity, and there is no special practical value.
1. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive is so slow because the test is not about every day at home, so boring!
2. Bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and fifty-five.
3. "You got a license, bought a car, must be driven to the coaching field to let me see, I can remember you, after the road encountered you drive, I'm good to avoid far away."
4. I suggest you learn a racing license in the future! You're not fit to drive a normal car like this!
5. reverse pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house and waved his fist and yelled at me: "Fail! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn!"" I admit I'm a poor driver, but don't exaggerate, OK! A *** six pole, where seven?" That does not coach is also lying there!
6. Speechless learning to drive is really the most negative thing I've experienced since I was a kid.
7. Coach: see that person in front? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! I: do not dare. Coach: I don't dare to step on the brakes!
8. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, quickly scolded to death, I'm too poor, and egregious and weak.
9. Subject two test twice and did not pass, because in the field to learn the car so want to give up, please give me an advantage of not learning the car.
10. Tomorrow will be the test subject two, a little nervous. I hope I can pass it in one go. But the first win is not yet taken ah.
11. The Chinese pump is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that the driving school coach.
12. The first section of the three road test did not pass, the coach: open the bad not blame you, blame our coach is not good.
13. A child is not nervous about giving birth to a child, the test of a subject two nervous like this, the logic of a broken place.
14. This I have to come! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or what, but I'm inexplicably afraid of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice, I'm so annoyed.
15. You've made the sound of a sports car out of my Volkswagen!
16. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, the dog is better than you drive!
17. I'm too nervous to take the subject two, in the side of the reverse bank ......
18. the story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: the traffic circle ahead of the left turn, the student said: understand the traffic circle ahead of the left turn, and so turn to go, the examiner said, get off, failed, the student does not understand, you can let me die an understanding? The examiner said: you count how many times you turn around before turning around ~~
19. We must pay more attention to safety than before when crossing the street. This riding a bicycle can slip the number of goods began to learn to drive.
20. Change your family. I can not teach you
21. you so step on the brakes want to launch me out of it
22. this period of time thank you, I am in the driving school days, in addition to waiting for the car is waiting for you, very happy, thank you for refusing to me, so that I can rest assured that I wish you happiness.
23. About the start of another "a buddy due to nervousness said: instrument all normal" request to get up. The examiner heard on the happy: still not awake it? Permission to get up!
24. Freshman enrollment, senior graduation certificate, where every word is typed with tears.
25. I subject two test passed the test passed the test, I cried after the test.
26. Others step on the clutch, I step on the sad and happy.
27. You go to driving school, you let me pray for you.
28. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, and today it's here, and I realized that there are a lot of little friends tomorrow, so I wish you all the best.
29. "I'm sorry, coach, I stopped again crooked". "Which can ah, the road is crooked."
1, in fact, you have long changed, but I have been grasping the memories not to let go.
2. Life is just a drop in the ocean, but it carries too much love.
3, never take the new love and old love than, that only proves that you can not let go of the old love.
4, the original does not love is also a kind of love, the original heartache can also be treated gently.
5. Happiness is as long as you hold the right hand, even if you lose everything, you will not be afraid.
6, there will be new encounters only if you miss; fate is, not too early, not too late, just right.
7, life's greatest admiration is to take the life of the greatest comfort is to put down.
8, you said you will love me for life, but I forgot to ask, is that lifetime.
9, Shakespeare once said: love at this age, but there is no future.
10, when you come, I think you will not go; when you go, I think you have not come.
11, the girl, remember you want to marry is not a prince, but the person who treats you as a princess.
12, some people, there is a person, can not say where good, but just like.
13, happiness, just casually talk about it, but, not everyone is qualified to casually talk about happiness.
14, such as if not you, I can laugh at love with impunity.
15, love is to let us first red face, and then red eyes.
16, I used time to prove my dedication, but you let time to prove my stupidity.
17, if there is no initial encounter, is not there today's pain.
18, we do the most tacit understanding is that I ignore you, you ignore me.
19, if there is no way to forget him, do not forget well, the real forget is not need to try.
20, beautiful can only provide others with eye candy, but not necessarily in exchange for happiness.
21, clearly know the ending, why continue, the heart of the can not let go, or what.
22, I just hope we are good. Good smile, good over, good life.
23, I never want to one day: you will hold someone else's hand, forgetting that I was once.
24, no matter how confused I am at this time, ultimately, I have to live the life I want.
25, time is always old, we are not yet finished living in the past.
26, the others look too heavy, the results in the eyes of others you are nothing. Each of them is good.
27, a very master is really a girl will always be better than a group of full of intestines are false women.
28, in fact, you have long changed, just I have been grasping the memories do not let go.
29, love follows the youth with shallow, shallow to reach, and I do not rare.
30, clearly know the ending, why continue, the heart of the inability to let go, or what.
31, separate is another kind of understanding, do not take the memory of the past, to torment their own now.
32, the end of all the stories have long been destined, regardless of the process is sad or happy
33, the world's only with the passage of time and the more beautiful things are memories
34, there is no one, you said countless times to give up, but ultimately still can not give up.
35, always unknown, why worry, the world is too chaotic, comfortable.
36, some people are still alive, he has died; some people live, he should have died.
37, if there is a duck pear, put it in the refrigerator, it will become frozen pear.
38, if fate has your throat, then you scratch his armpit.
39, life is a fucking liar, but I am still shamelessly when the child.
40, some people, the beginning is a myth, and then became a joke; some people, the beginning is a joke, and then became a myth.
41, as long as the deep kung fu, hibiscus thin into a needle; give up a death, Phoenix get green card.
42, only in the train station long queues, to really realize that they are the "descendants of the dragon".
43, the words are people say, the fart is also people put, talk and fart, are just a breath.
44, show off the rich is like a peacock open screen, want to show the gorgeous appearance, but was seen in the asshole.
45, in fact, you do not have to inferiority complex, because you have been in tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players to win the championship.
46, the alarm clock called up just my shell, not wake up the sleeping heart.
47, failure is successful his stepmother, see the child old failure also not help him!
48, the most painful thing in the world, sleep well woke up by the urine.
49, can not keep things hard to throw it to the far far, may not hit what will bounce back.
50, there is no diamond drill, do not take porcelain work, there is no golden rod, do not wear a short skirt.
51, every morning when I wake up, you and the sun are in, this is the future I want.
52, as a child smile is a mood, grown up smile is an expression.
53, to recognize their own greatness is to identify with their own foolish doubts.
54, do not rely too much on a person, because of dependence, so expect, because of expectations, so disappointment.