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Standing next to the pavilion, graceful and beautiful MM, is today's bride **** Miss, step forward, so that the guests recognize. Look up, look at the bride, wonderful beauty is really good-looking, slim figure like a fairy, graceful like a crane, like a hibiscus delicate beauty, more than the colorful golden phoenix, or the groom has a trick, wutong attracted the golden phoenix.

After the introduction of the bride we look at the groom, the groom is in the bride next to the bride, standing next to the bride of this beautiful, joyful boy is our groom today Mr. ****, step forward, so that we can get to know, well, look at the groom, a really handsome man: handsome, good-looking, thick eyebrows, big eyes, generous, which is precisely, the talent with a good man, a beautiful woman with a good-looking man, good luck, a long time in the world!

May I ask you, sir, would you like to take this young lady beside you as your wife? (Willing) Please give some applause and try again! (Yes, loudly!) For richer or for poorer, for ever? (Yes)

So ask the lady: do you take this gentleman beside you to be your husband? (Yes.) For richer, for poorer, for richer, for ever? (Yes)

So, God agrees that the two parties will be united in marriage, a perfect match, a perfect couple, a lifetime of peace, happiness and fulfillment! (Exchange of tokens)

Now, please ask Mr. *** to issue the marriage certificate to the bride and groom on behalf of the Ministry of Civil Affairs of the People's Republic of China*** and the State. From now on, you have a marriage license, so you can legally operate and officially open for business.

So next, we invite our two newlyweds to perform the wedding salute to all the guests here. A worship of heaven and earth, a bow, thank the sky, finally waited for this day; two bow, thank the ground, tonight she is his; three bow, thank the sky as a matchmaker and the ground as a matchmaker, than the wings, happy to tie the knot!

Friends, let's heartily bless the new couple, cheer for them, applaud them, for their perfect union, let's once again bless the couple with enthusiastic applause for a bright future!

Who says grass heart, reward three spring sunshine. Parents for the growth of their children dyed white silk, exhaustion of effort. As the saying goes: water has a source, trees have roots, children do not forget the grace of upbringing, now married into a family business, respect for the elderly, filial piety parents. Bride and groom have now become a family, really want to thank their parents for the birth of the grace, the next is the second worship of the high hall, both parents, a bow, thank you for the grace of upbringing, and then bow, thank you for the upbringing of the adults, three bows, always honor the elderly!

Today, the sunlight is gorgeous, heaven and earth **** with the beautiful dance of neon. Tonight, the stars shine brightly, the amorous night has added two dazzling new stars. Groom *** Mr. *** and bride *** Miss, love leads to a line, the heart of a lifetime, stepped on the bright red carpet happily embarked on the marriage hall, from now on, they will snuggle up to each other, love each other, hand in hand to hold up the blue sky of love, hand in hand through the years of life. Let us wish again your life must be as sweet as honey: your love must be as eternal as diamonds: your career must be as brilliant as gold.

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is the couple worship, please two newcomers to the left to the right, we all see, who bowed the deeper the deeper that who loves each other love, a bow, mutual respect and mutual love, and then bow, old together, three bows, forever together!

After three worship, nine bows, we invite the bride and groom to drink a cup of happy wine. (Bride and groom drink a cup of wine)

Born with talent and beauty match, only envious of lovebirds not envious of immortality. The beautiful bride is like a cup of rosé wine, and the groom is that red wine glass, so slowly savor the fusion of taste. I think it is the fate is the part of the love of life of the new couple combined sweet and sweet, from now on inseparable! It's the sky and the earth that will bring this couple of heart to heart together in love, and from now on, happiness will last forever.

So, the next please bride and groom from all directions, blocks, left and right neighborhoods, streets and alleys of the leaders, guests, friends and colleagues, friends, family and friends, all the grandparents, aunts and uncles, elder brother and sister-in-law, sister and brother-in-laws deep three bows! First of all, friends on the left, a bow; friends in the center, another bow; friends on the right, three bows! Guests, applause means return the honor ah! Okay, thank you.

Let's bless the happy couple, sing for the happy couple, raise a glass to the fiery love, and may their path of life always be sprinkled with the sunshine of love!

Well, guests, dear friends, today's wedding ceremony will end for the time being, the next thing we are going to do is the 2011 **** Cup Drinking Competition.

Before we start the competition, we would like to send all the guests here a pair of couplets. The first couplet is: Eat, eat all the delicious food on the table do not waste, the second couplet is: Drink, drink all the happy wine do not get drunk, the crossword is the Zhao Benshan's axiom: Eat good drink good!

Lastly, I also wish all the guests present, east into the west, south through the north, left and right, up and down the appropriate, prosperous, happy life, happy family, good health, all the best!