1, the most hate people say the owner why give up treatment? Why go out and not take medicine and so on, said as if the owner's disease can be cured.
2, another monkey to invite me!
3, in the future, someone said not to serve to kill me ah, must be cold to say sorry, I am not interested in killing pigs.
4, I can no longer stand my food girlfriend, she put me that small walnut bracelet, cracked and ate
5, I think you are not a qualified friend, or change to do my wife!
6, I think it is not important to buy iphone6, live a happy and simple life is good! People don't live too vain! From iphone6plus client, 1 minute ago, Wuhan City, 161 PLA Hospital, Kidney Transplantation Operating Room Room No. 1
7, my font came to such a large space, silly!
8, honestly, I found that the sign-in upgrade alone is too slow. For this kind of just post, I always do not hesitate to return. If the fire is a front row, you can mix a familiar face, maybe who is kind enough to give the powder, a steady income; if sunk on the feeling is that I get sunk, a sense of accomplishment, but also can fish experience.
9, teenagers, to powder a it!
10, if I am a tease you will love me? You will love me?
11, if not the client triple experience, I do not bother to reply to the owner!
12, in fact, many times, I think that joke is not funny, but after hearing your kind of braking laughter, want not to laugh is difficult, you are the typical in the joke.
13, the barber said to give you a new hairstyle to try ~ I said yes! Change a kind of ugly method just cut it!
14, see you in the brazen brush experience, but also brush so vulgar, for you this kind of heartbreaking madness outrageous behavior, I really want to say: do not leave me behind!
15, cut the head of the barber asked how, I was silent for a moment to him said: you happy.
16, than meet cute than walking pop rub!
17, the king called me to patrol the mountain!
18, my left hand positive pole right hand negative level two hands hold how? Your brain will light up.
19, I like to be alone you want to express what? The school is too busy, I do not want to go.
20, just finished watching Titanic 3D, just when the dispersal, a 2B youth shouted: let women and children go first!
21, sneeze easy, even spray is not easy, and ah and ah and.
22, fat people only two ways out, either let the body become better, or let the mind become better.
23, you know? I think of you every day, night and day are reading you. Eat when I think, sleep when I think, work when I think, very much want to say to you ...... Quickly pay back the money.
24, you such a girl can not marry, even if married is also graft.
25, you even your nephew what constellation do not know how you are when sister!!!!
26, you good sunshine ah. Speak human words. Hello black. You come over I do not hit you.
27, the man is actually the article, the more readers, the more valuable, of course, I'm talking about Ma Yili, Yao Di as beautiful female readers.
28, that night I held you, in your ear called you to wear that thing, you said not to wear the feeling is cool enough, now is the safe period, nothing ...... But can wear a helmet traffic police caught how to do?
29, mom eggs is not easy to do a spring dream, actually and their husbands, too cost-effective!
30, looking at your streamlined body, I am burning with desire, dialing your cover that has not yet opened, insert my own stick, sucking your crystalline liquid, cool! Sprite.
31, look at me not good people can give you a heart to add blockage I am really comfortable.
32, foreign: thought and talent is the king, domestic: relationship and ass can be rampant.
First, some are moving, some are beautiful, some are sentimental, some are joyful, and ultimately some release the traces of the mind, the cold wind with the brilliant fireworks to the waning, the moon with the clouds of infatuation slowly moving west.
Second, every time you want to find someone to accompany you, you will find that there are people who can not find, there are people who should not find, and there are people who can not find.
Third, one of the best things about being single is that so many sunny, handsome, rich, gentlemanly boys may become my boyfriend.
Fourth, just because someone doesn't love you as much as you want doesn't mean you're not loved by others.
Fifth, with a lifetime of keeping your mouth shut. Only to let some heartache does not show. So wait, wait for the turn of life, wait for the silk of life quietly blend. Let everything seem to have a good look even if it is just a scam
Six, face the reality, life is often heavier than those idolatrous tastes
Seven, single is also a kind of attitude towards life. The single is not a refusal of love, just want to live the moment with heart. Even if there is not another person in life, we can still live a wonderful life.
Eight, if they can be as brave as dandelions, with full of nostalgia, follow you scattered in the end of the world, as the case may be.
Nine, learn to wait, will learn to capture hope, learn to find the road to success; learn to wait, so that the sky of the heart of the stars, so that the wisdom of the flowers fragrant, so that the life of the ocean wide and boundless.
X. I know that we will leave, we will not come back.
xi. Fault is a temporary regret, and miss is forever regret.
twelve, do not shout pain, not necessarily no feeling, is the pain is too deep, drowned out all the echoes. Describe the single looking for object sentences
thirteen, give yourself a cell phone weather forecast! To know what kind of temperature to wear what kind of clothes will not be called you cold days to add clothes.
Fourteen, waiting is a kind of expectation. We are from the croak or even from the time we are still embryos have been carrying the expectations of many people, parents and relatives also have the expectations of the community as a large family, so we are waiting to grow up slowly, it is the expectations of the people we live a healthy and happy. The seed of this expectation is in the heart, is watered with the sunshine of love, this waiting is written in the eyes of parents and friends. In order to wait for this persistent, we accumulate strength, we spread wings and fly, we fell in the difficulties and courageous up.
XV, even if the world to abandon me, and at least happy sadness I decided, so I said let it go, I know that after the tide down there must be a tide rise.
XVI, single is very painful, single for a long time more painful, a few days ago I saw a sow, I think it is clear.
XVII, ugly people can not wait to find someone will be, handsome people still adhere to the principle, continue to be single.
xviii If heaven gives me another chance to meet you, I must turn my head and go.
XIX, I dance on the tip of the knife, heavy or light, from the soles of the feet to the heart, is ultimately the spread of pain.
XX, head empty does not matter, the key is not into the water.
XXI, promise me, separate time, to my pain to forget, do not come back to touch me.
Twenty-two, single is realization! The first thing you need to do is to get a good understanding of what you are doing and how you are doing it! The first thing you need to do is to get a good understanding of what you are doing and how you are doing it! Marriage is a mistake! Divorce is a great realization!
Twenty-three, all the things that make me think that there is not enough happiness in the world. When you get happy, there is always someone in the world lost happiness, you never know she in the light of day when the bewildered search, in the twilight of the time lonely waiting.
Twenty-four, don't ask me why I'm single, because the heavenly realm stipulates that immortals can't have romance with mortals.
Twenty-five, women should have backbone, either to fall in love to get married, or proudly single, why use their own youth to teach other people's husbands are still so attentive.
Twenty-six, in my long life, how many small bullets fell on me, hit my heart. In those places where it was once wounded, it grows thoughts.
XXVII, go a long time will be the faster, single a long time forgot to love, lonely a long time do not know loneliness.
Twenty-eight, I ran all the way, eager to find a similar face in the crowded rush, she and I have a similar fate. I can see in her body the reference of their own destiny, where to go, no longer so hasty.
Twenty-nine, like on the alley cat, I am very free, but no home. The first time I saw people put single said so fresh
Thirty, single quite good, not jealous, not tears, do not care, not afraid to leave, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated betrayal, not afraid of self-indulgence.
Thirty-one, if there is no thousand years of waiting will not have a brief encounter in this life, perhaps also a thousand years to keep each other in exchange for this life hand in hand white head!
Thirty-two, meal card (cash) to remember to put in the bag will not be able to pick up a phone call you appear on time in the cafeteria.
Thirty-three, I never wanted to be single, just happened to be alone.
1, the heart of a barren, filled with mediocrity, on the hands of the feeling of love has long become numb, drowning in another illusory world, do not know what to do with themselves, tired, tired, slow, cold, disgusted.
2, we are like a needle on the surface, constantly turning, one side turning, one side watching the time rush away, but can not do anything.
3, self-inflicted pain, and why shouting pain. To blame can only blame yourself, have the ability to like others, but do not have the ability to let others like you.
4, the real despair is unable to speak, so the silence is a person's biggest cry.
5. Loneliness is a kind of feeling, but a long time alone is always an individual to become more depressed and sensitive, it is not easy to be happy, I really hope that you can become happy, because we also have experienced sadness, failure.
6, began in late summer, stopped in early fall. I crossed a whole rainy season to love you, and you are just a traveler who left without saying goodbye after the rain.
7, many people do not need to see you again, because just passing by. There are always some time, to be in the past, only to find that it has been deep in the memory. Thank you for coming, I'm sorry you still leave.
8, you are my dream of suffering, I am your dispensable people. After all, this through the mountains and rivers of the arrow, stabbing are with love to the sick people.
9, if you don't love me, don't be too light when you hurt me, be ruthless, be absolute, I'm afraid that I can't forget, I'm even more afraid that I can't die.
10, like a song will be a song cycle, in love with a person will continue to forgive, but the song is tired of listening to the cut, so people love tired, but also should be put away again and again, again and again forgiveness.
11, all the smiles, or that a place of white wind bone burning, surprise the love of mercy.
12, never overestimate your position in the hearts of others, don't think too highly of yourself, in fact, you are nothing, more than one of you is not more, less than one of you is not less.
13, those adventurous dreams, I accompany you to go crazy; those plain road, you walk with me, okay?
14, since they do not like, why bother to be together, both a waste of time and a waste of feelings.
15, sometimes you choose to distance yourself from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that he does not belong to you.
16, if you think you forget someone, then you are not stupid enough to mention her by forgetting.
17, wait until the same pain visits you, you realize how much pain in the end, comforting others words on their own never useful.
18, you will never know every time I come close, you hide that moment hurt me how deep. Disappointment save enough, save enough despair, I will leave.
19, the night is soft, the moon shine Tanabata. I hold on to my cell phone, editing word for word, through the memory of the past, pass my long-lost friendship, bring back the message that you still love me.
20, I never surrendered, despite the fall into this, no one over to help me, I will also stand beautiful.
21, walk into the world do not hard squeeze, difficult for others, aggrieved themselves.
22, there is such a person, you said countless times to give up, but ultimately still can not give up.
23, I can get through all the pain, I no longer want you back so much, I think I can take care of myself, I'm willing to wait for you to come back, I also want to wait for you to come back, but maybe I'm a person used to after I don't want you so much.
24, we expect that separation is a prelude to get together, but I do not know that left, is never see each other again.
25, and then a good chain, can not tie the love of running dogs, want to go, more than one word is begging, when you want to understand, he just did not love you so much.
26, useless things, and then cheap do not buy; do not love people, and then lonely do not rely on.
27, don't forget to promise yourself to do things, and don't forget to promise yourself to go to the place, no matter how difficult it is, how far it is.
28, don't ask me if I broke up, I clarify again, the fact is that I am widowed, okay?
29, life's most regrettable, more than, easily give up should not give up, stubbornly adhere to the should not adhere to.
30, memory is like pouring in the palm of the water, no matter you are spread out or hold on to, eventually will still be from the cracks of the finger drop by drop flow clean.
31. At that time, we had dreams about literature, about love, about traveling around the world. Now we drink wine late at night, cups touching together, are the sound of broken dreams.
32, helpless feelings, touching thoughts, haggard a picture of the world, the gentle landscape, hiding a person's sadness, is aggrieved, is the life care, but also the last inspiration.
33, I do not want to have a soft underbelly, and do not need any armor, alone, I can live better.
34, love really needs courage to believe that we will be together! As long as you have a look of certainty, my love will have meaning.
35, the world, there is such a sadness, about is, for a person, want to love, love can not, want to forget, but can not forget.
36, I thought, some things, I can turn a blind eye. Some love, I can cover in the heart. Some people, I can turn a blind eye. Some life, I can not care. Some words, I can be careless.
37, if one day you say I have changed, no longer love you. It is not that I do not love you, but I have all the love all to you, because you do not care, do not cherish, will let me love you love so hard, so tired, so tired.
38, sometimes walking in the street, looking at the old man holding hands, the heart will be very envious very envious.
39, you think, the worst thing in life is to miss the favorite person; in fact, the worst thing is, you lose yourself because you love someone too much.
40, love is really very short, like fireworks is the most beautiful and most real metaphor, just whistling up to the sky for a moment, and then into the habit, and finally into the affection, the feeling of pain after the loss of love because you can not change a habit, can not refuse the most primitive affection.
41, do things always three-minute fever I, but love you so long, usually always forgetful lose three I, but you remember so clear.
42, when the last note sounded, miss was forced to draw a stop sign, and then a beautiful sentence to write a period. However, this does not herald the end, but represents the continuation of another sadness.
43, perhaps love is not nostalgic, not warm, but years, years and years into a part of life.
single said funny single funny classic said1, Happy Valentine's Day, with single people say really ironic
2, women should have a backbone, either to fall in love until marriage, or high single. Why use their own youth to temper other people's husbands still
3, the world's most distant distance, not the distance between life and death, but you accompany lovers over the eve, I am alone at home to sing seven happy.
4, I remember a few years ago, single is still said to be the aristocrats, how in recent years on the damn into the dog
5, I heard that friends want to crush all the chocolate in the supermarket tonight.
6, women have to have a backbone, either to fall in love to get married, either play do not take it seriously, or proudly single. Why use their own youth to teach other people's husbands still
7, looking for people: a woman elegant temperament, gentle and beautiful, intelligent and kind, resident in my heart. Know its whereabouts quickly with me to contact, would like to be rewarded with a rose!
8. The first time I saw this, I was so happy to see you, and I'm so happy to see you.
9, this morning, a person to see the sun, appreciate the sun is because the moon and the moon can not be together with the pain of Tanabata
10, see the magpie bridge on the kiss of the pair? That's us tonight!
11, there is a kind of single called rather lack than abundance, there is a kind of single only to wait for someone.
12, November, please be nice to me. Okay, I wish you a happy Hanukkah!
13. Your family to have a dog? The single kind!
14. This cold day, single dogs may be upgraded to woof woof broken ice ice it.
15, I strive to fill the days, but the eve to remind me of my self how lonely
16, and girlfriends can win the fight, the last single.
17. The friendship of the boat said to turn over, the love of the ship said to sink on the sinking, only the single dog boat standing.
18, Valentine's Day as long as you a phone, I immediately to your side.
19, single on the fact that it is very painful, even the other day I saw a boar, I think it is clear ......
20, someone asked me, this Valentine's Day is going to how to live? Bullshit, of course, is a laugh!
21, finally ended so many years of bachelor career, tomorrow will start a new year of bachelor career.
22, a person single for a long time, will not be quiet tears, will be in front of the crowd what
23. This summer I am no longer single dog, please call me hot dog. Funny sayings.
24. Everyone says I'm single, huh, really funny, everyone is not the same, do you double body?
25, Tanabata, my friends who show love, I'll take a screenshot, in the future you marry each other if not ta, I'll take the photo stuffed red envelope to you!
26. Dogs live to your age early no, you should be a single turtle.
27, when I was a child, I felt that those Chinese festivals were an excuse to eat dumplings, and then I felt that those foreign festivals were an excuse to get a room.
28, in fact, single quite good, and who ambiguous do not need to explain.
29, now the double eleven for single dogs is really a triple whammy: single even if, can not afford to buy also forget, obviously tailor-made for their own holiday has become a couple of shopping festival.
30, Tanabata Valentine's Day, I low-priced rental, cheap sale! Please book in advance if you need!
31, the Cowherd and the Weaving Maiden, Hsu Hsien and the White Snake, Dong Yong, seven fairies, tell us a truth, show love, condemned by God.
32. Say goodbye to being a single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.
33, Valentine's Day is not terrible, terrible is every year with you are not the same person.
34, losers: this year's Hanukkah with me together okay?
35. As a single dog, winter is also only static electricity and I snapped.
36. Don't always single dog single dog, according to the age you should be single turtle, according to the size you should be single pig, according to the IQ you should be single stupid roe deer.
37, all the horrible things, as if all three words, such as the yellow road, morgue, vampires, go to hell, great aunt, mother-in-law. Pick up soap, girlfriend, Hanukkah, single dog
38. After military training, you are not a single dog, but an excellent military dog.
39, Tanabata, lovers, no lover lifelong pain
40, the mouth said long live singles, but see couples, or silence.
41. When a single dog's brother is really not easy, and when the brother and when the brother, when necessary, but also guest boyfriend, of course, the most time or when the grandson.
42, leave the number keys of your initials, there are the same if the Tanabata will be a pair of it.
43, just received the Jade Emperor's decree: the cowherd and the weaving maiden due to excessive excitement lost their footing and fell off the magpie bridge, therefore, the Tanabata is canceled, please single friends run to tell each other ~ ~ ~ ~
44. Like the cat in the old alley, I am free, but there is no home for the first time to hear someone will be single said so refreshing
45, single dog this group can be further subdivided, such as: loyal and dedicated, but grumpy lead to single single Tibetan mastiffs; kill matt hair dyed yellow no object of single golden hair; too honest and obedient personality sometimes wilted smash smash furniture single Labrador; too sticky old to let the company of the people. The single Labrador; the single Alaskan who is too clingy and old to be accompanied by people; and a large group of people who are overly active and often make mistakes that no one wants, this group of the most single Husky.
46, school couples are looking forward to the beginning of the school year, only our single look forward to not open school! We are lonely @
47. When you are young, you should walk around, walk more you will find that the whole world is a couple, you a single dog.
48, pinch a finger count, this year's Valentine's Day and have to be alone
49, how many infatuation in the wind and rain, how many tears paddling the night sky. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
50, single people have the most capital crazy, because we are single.
51, accustomed to single, it is difficult to like a person.
52. Ask the world Valentine's Day for what, straight call people abused single dog.
53, over the holiday, it is the Chinese Valentine's Day ah, over the Chinese Valentine's Day, over our Valentine's Day, well think of you ah, the two of us to go where to celebrate it?
54. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I like it! I have a dog at home, my parents hate him, so I want to give you to raise. Is that okay? Well, what dog? I'm a single dog.
55, either to fall in love and get married, or play do not take it seriously, or noble single.
56, July 7 at 7:07 I will put 10,000 vows in a machine gun to you, you fell in a pool of blood, covered with Cupid's sub-but!
57, merciless time and space will be separated from you and me, but want to think of your heart is still difficult to level, see you on July 7th!
58, tomorrow is Tanabata Valentine's Day, just now I went downstairs to buy things, the boss asked me: "Mr. buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for what ah?" "Buy flowers to send girlfriend ah" "Oh, buy how many flowers can send a girlfriend ah?" Then, the boss silently took the flowers back.
59, Tanabata Valentine's Day, no one to hold my hand, I'll be my self in the pocket
60, dear drops, singles' day to make hard to get high!
61. Single for a long time, look at the dog feel clear, not to mention screw the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.
62, has forgotten to say that I live alone without a little loss of single happy!
63, if the love is not deep, sooner or later to be divided; if the love is not true, rather single .......
64, I'm single I save condoms for the country .
65, tenderness is like water, good times like a dream, patience Gu magpie bridge return road? If the two love is a long time, and not in the morning and evening.
66, the real warriors dare to look at the beautiful beauty, dare to face the miserable single.
67, single is not a disease, but a paradigm.
68. Don't say you're a single dog again, at your age, dogs die of old age.
69. Boys single called single dog, asked that there is wood to describe the girls single? A single 20 years of teenagers answered to: the dog.
70, Tanabata is coming, single friends, hurry to the supermarket, quietly to each box of chocolate stuffed with a note: we break up!
71. The bottom of the sea is the moon in the sky, the person in front of the original is a single dog.
72. In a group of student party, there is always a god general single dog, can answer all the love problems.
73, you give the single, I will always stay.
74, Tanabata, single friends team up on the street, see couples walk through the middle, separate a pair is a pair.
75. When I was young, I was called by my grandmother as a tortoise grandson, and I was called by my mom as a rabbit cub, and I grew up to be called a single dog by other people, so I think it's a good idea to talk about the history of beasts in one's life.
76, Tanabata Valentine's Day low price, cheap sale!
77, after breaking up. Do not tell anyone. I thought that one day you would come back to your heart. But you can't wait to announce. You are already single.
78, every single person is heaven sent to protect the earth's angels, if not they have been noble to remain single, do not go to marriage and have children, the world has long been crowded with human beings. It is their own pure soul and God to do transactions, in exchange for the peace of the world, please cherish them!
79. In the future, don't ask me if I am a single dog, we gods and mortals fall in love with mortals is a violation of the laws of heaven! Crap, now single dogs can evolve into roaring dogs?
80. Teach you the most effective way to get out of the single dog, do my wife.
81, this year, you live your Tanabata, I drink my seven happy!
82, Tanabata Valentine's Day funny quotes: you have your Tanabata, I drink my seven happiness!
83, if the meeting of the cowherd and the weaver need to be magpie bridge, then our meeting only need to be contacted by phone, darling, see you tonight!
84, always the western Valentine's Day, why but our self Valentine's Day? In this perfect day we live together, okay? I'm waiting for you!
85, the mouth said long live single, but see two people, or silence.
86, everyone, everyone, Valentine's Day night, please quickly to this sign in, such as not quickly sign in, deemed to be snogging.
87, 11.11 losers are divided into two kinds, no girlfriend is happy single day, have a girlfriend is happy single kidney day.
88, Tanabata I want to hire two children, meet the male shouting dad, meet the female shouting mom, break up a pair is a pair.
89, people have to have backbone, either to fall in love to get married, either play don't take it seriously, or proudly single
90, this year's Valentine's Day, don't ask me how to live. I would like to skip, skipped, get by, but I still cowardly admit that I only sad.
91. Looking back, time has changed a lot of things, but can not change the fact that they are single dogs.
92, Tanabata alone, Valentine's Day alone, Christmas alone, capable of exams also let me alone ah!
93, Valentine's Day, who has a daughter to borrow one, next year also a small one!
94, single, that is, 50 yuan call fee for three months
95, Tanabata don't sunshine chocolate flowers gift, the boyfriend sent out to sunshine, to see if there is no heavy.
96, I was in a car accident, waist twisted, the driver is you I was emotionally hit a waist! Hee hee, I love you!
97, . The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.
98. Some people say the second half-price ads make single dogs hurt, that's for you single dogs, we single pigs eat two just right.
99, the streets are full of couples, single only eye-catching.
100, double 11 is coming, recommend some good songs "break up" "break up happy" "good intentions to break up" "break up no big deal" "peaceful break up" "after dawn to say break up" "love to the end is break up" "should not break up with you" "choose to break up" "tears to say break up" "happy time to say break up" "strong break up" "smile to say break up" "painless break up". Break Up All Over the World" "Break Up With Her" "Can't Break Up With You".