An ordinary afternoon, the sunlight shines through the window of the Royal Study Room, hitting the heavy curtain in front of the book case, which makes life a little tired.
Just when I was drowsy, a ghostly cry came from the distance: "Your Majesty is not good! Imperial husband he ......"
I covered my forehead and sighed heavily. There he goes again! This day can not go on!
The chamberlain, Ah Yun, used his eyes to ask me to stop that eunuch, and I waved my hand feebly, "That's just it, let him come in."
That eunuch rolled and crawled to run in, and not to my surprise, it was indeed Gu Qingtong's side steward Er Dog.
"What's wrong again?" My tone was not kind.
The second dog pinched a handkerchief and cried, "Your Majesty, ah, the emperor husband he ...... he hanged himself!"
"What?!" I accidentally pinched off my favorite that purple bamboo gold emblem pen.
My royal husband, Gu Qingtong, is a prince from a hairpin family. He has a good appearance, but unfortunately, his body is sick and neurotic.
His disease, God and Buddha do not work, the medicine is not effective, specifically manifested in: strange behavior, ideas are different from the norm, nothing to love blind folded. The first thing that you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world. He managed to make me lose interest in all the men in the world with his own strength.
The personal experience of successive emperors tells me that a marriage without feelings can last, but having a brainless imperial husband ...... will make life extremely threatening. If he was not lucky to be born in a powerful family, and I have a few scruples about this family, it has long been repudiated by me.
When I rushed to Fenglai Palace with a bunch of people in a hurry, I saw Gu Qingtong bending her legs boredly pulling the bed spike to play.
"Why did you hang yourself?" I asked sternly as I took a few steps forward and stared into his eyes.
He wrapped his arms around the covers and sat on the bed and answered me accusingly, "Because it hurts to slit your wrists."
...... Nothing seemed wrong with that.
"Then why did you hang yourself and shout for help?"
He straightened his waist U and glared at me with a straight face, "Because I regret it! What? You can't have regrets?"
I took a deep breath, told myself he was stupid and retarded and not to bother with him, and said, "Don't ever do that again."
He laughed a few times, "How's it going? There is no feeling of heartache? Do you feel like I'm an abrasive little goblin?"
"I think you are an abrasive little nerve." I told him sincerely.
Chapter 2: The late emperor, I want to cut him down
Gu Qingtong was the husband the late emperor chose for me. It is said that back then he became the hottest newcomer in the circle of the children of the world with a song called "The Most Dazzling Dazhao Wind" which became a hit all over the country. People say that his song has the love of the country, the praise of the great mountains and rivers, as well as the hope and wish for a better life, and the lyrics are catchy and far-reaching, very popular with the people.
Later, on the birthday of the late emperor, he presented a song "Happy Birthday" for the late emperor, but also let the late emperor said with tears in his eyes, so many years, he is the first one who wants him to be happy, moved to recruit him on the spot as the emperor's son-in-law.
To be honest, the late emperor this move let me in a long time to suspect that he is to abolish the too female.
Because Gu Qingtong this person in my eyes is simply nothing.
I gave him money, he opened brothels in the streets; I gave him secret guards, but he was keen to collect gossip about the ministers in the court; I gave him access to state secrets, he only loved to listen to the bloodshed in those high-class compounds. He even only one person in charge of the harem are not good, how can I expect him to help me deal with those princesses!
More importantly, he is not willing to get close to me.
The night of the wedding, I returned to the bedchamber with a wooden face, and wanted to give him a good rule. He said to me, "I tell you, my *** body is to be left to the true love. You do not covet my beauty to me overbearing, careful I ...... I castrated myself!"
I heard for the first time so threatening, dumbfounded to respect his opinion, from that night onwards, will sleep with him in separate rooms.
In fact, I am not very agreeable to this marriage, many people like Gu Qingtong, and I just feel that he is really ...... hard to say. I hall Dazhao female emperor, married to a royal husband, but it is like a cottage bandit leader to rob the bride! So in addition to helping him deal with some broken things, I rarely go to Fenglai Palace.
Now he actually wants to commit suicide!
In fact, it does not matter that he died, the group of doctors in the hospital may still be relieved, I can also take the opportunity to marry a husband who is not sick, the end is happy. But his father, Lord Gu, would not agree! As the late emperor's important minister, I have no doubt that if Gu Qingtong dies, this old thief will dare to give me in the court tomorrow to throw face to me!
For the sake of peace and stability in Da Zhao, I can only sacrifice myself to sleep in Fenglai Palace for one night.
Gu Qingtong and I lay straight on the bed. I slightly small movements he turned his head to stare at me dead on, as if he was more nervous than me. He suddenly poked my face with his finger and smiled cheaply, "I changed my mind, take my *** body if you want it."
...... didn't want it at all.
"Winter ear ah, what type of man do you like ah? Like me so tall? Handsome like me? Smart and witty like me?" He cupped his face and self-absorbed, "You're so discerning!"
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