Prince of Tennis commercials
Scenario 1:
Location: the Ao Gakuen tournament field.
Characters: Ryoma Echizen Kaoru Kaito
It's the very beginning of the story, when Kaito and Ryoma fight against each other. Kaito used her physical strength advantage to gradually gain the upper hand. Ryoma panted slightly and stopped moving. Suddenly being over, he was seen skillfully pulling out a bottle of drink from his pants pocket and tilting his head back to take a gulp.
"Come on!!!" Ryoma's movements became more and more sensitive and Kaito wondered,
"Am I going to lose my stamina?"
Only Ryoma showed a thought of a smile, "Not even close!"
"How?" Kaoru wondered.
"Hehehe~" Ryoma handsomely took out his drink,
"When you're thirsty, drink Red Bull; when you're sleepy and tired, even more and Red Bull!"
Scenario 2:
Location: the Ao Gaku training ground
Characters: Ao Gaku regular players Coach Ryuzaki
The Ao Gaku players are having a meeting, and Coach Ryuzaki is speaking about the training instructions for the players.
"Well, that's it." The coach paused, "Can you guys beat Fudo Peak?"
Before anyone else could say anything, Kikumaru rose up in a cross,
"Yes! Because I use Colgate!"
......
There was silence.
Ryuzaki suppressed his anger, "Let me ask again, we train for ......"
Kikumaru exclaimed, "No cavities!"
Scenario 3:
Location: the AoG training grounds
Characters: members of the AoG tennis team
The members of the AoG tennis team were in the middle of an intense training session (a long run), and of course whoever came back after the allotted time would have to drink a special drink made by Dry.
The members of the regular team fought fiercely and finished the training together.
Only to see Qian walk over with N cups of drinks ......
"No way ...... Qian ...... what are you doing? " Momojo said shakily.
"Because you're all overdue!" Qian sneered.
"How?" Oishi wondered.
"Don't ......" Kikumaru led the way trying to escape.
"Drink!" As if demonic, Qian handed the drink to everyone.
Everyone held their breath and swallowed it in one gulp as if they were going to hell.
Everyone knew it was going to be the end of the game again, and were just about to rush to the restroom, when they suddenly felt that this time the drink was surprisingly good, cold and refreshing.
"What is it this time, Oishi?" Fuyuki asked with a smirk.
"Hehehe ......" Only Qian dragged his glasses, "Crystalline, penetrating cold - Sprite~ "
Scenario 4:
Location: Momojo's house
Character: Momojo
After training, Momojo came home and collapsed into his bed, tired. He was reminiscing about today's match, and gradually drifted into sleep due to his exertion ......
"Buzzing ......" The frantic chirping of mosquitoes woke him up, and Momojo frantically grabbed a handful of mosquitoes, and still the mosquitoes refused to disperse.
Momojo was furious, "Damn mosquitoes! Let you taste my sharpness!"
Saying this, he grabbed a bottle of mosquito repellent beside him and roared, "Watch my Iridun style snap!!!"
The gas sprayed vertically at the mosquito's landing spot, and the world went quiet ......
"Hmph~" Momo Makoto laughed, and turned her face,
"Radar, mosquito kill kill kill! "
Scenario 5:
Location: the countryside
Characters: the Ao Gakuen regular players
The Ao Gakuen regular players were out on a group outing, everyone was laughing and talking as they walked.
Only to hear Kikumaru cheerfully telling jokes to the group from the side:
"Once upon a time there was a pig who wanted to build a house, and he said to the grandfather of the farm, 'How about lending me this grass to build a house?' Guess what the grandfather farmer would say?"
"I can't lend it to you!" Peach City said.
"I have a use for these!" Oishi replied.
"You're not even close to building a house!" Ryoma said.
"Well ...... need any help?" Fuyuki said with a smile.
"Che ......" Kaito spat out the words.
Kikumaru shook his head, "All wrong! What do you think, Tezuka?"
......
Tezuka said nothing, and then suddenly said, ",GOD,it's a talking pig!"
Everyone froze, "Man, Tezuka you're right. How is this possible?" Kikumaru was surprised.
"How is this possible?" Everyone sighed.
"Hmph ......" Tezuka sneered, "Li'l Ning, anything is possible!"
Scenario 6:
Location: the street
Characters: Takashi Kawamura, Shuichiro Oishi, Eiji Kikumaru
After the training session, Takashi, Oishi, Eiji, and the three of them went home as a group.
"That was a hard day of practice," Kikumaru said mischievously.
"Yeah~~" responded Oishi.
Kikumaru's eyes widened, "Hey hey Ryu, let's go to the indoor gym and play ball together tonight!!!"
Ryu sighed, "Hey, how can I be in the mood to play ball when I'm exhausted from practicing all day?"
"Hee hee~" laughed Kikumaru, "That's when you need a whole new excitement to recharge your batteries!!!"
Said Kikumaru, handing over a bar of Radical Soap.
"Excitement ----" Ryu stormed off, soap in hand.
As Ryu roared, glass shattered all around him for three meters.
Scenario 7:
Location: the Seigaku playground
Characters: Kaoru Kaito, Ryoma Echizen, Sakuno Ryugasaki
In the middle of the afternoon, Ryoma was taking a leisurely stroll around the playground, when Sakuno came running up to him.
"Ryoma-kun, thanks for taking me to fix my racket ......"
"Well ...... you're welcome! ......"
"That ......" Sakuno was about to say something when she was interrupted by a roar.
"S...... what are you doing!"
It turned out that Ryoma had tripped over a sleeping Kaito in the shade and spilled the drink in his hand on Kaito's bandana.
"Did you ...... do that on purpose?" Kaito was very annoyed.
"It's your own carelessness, isn't it ......" Ryoma was unimpressed.
"S ......" Sakunai saw that Kaito was about to storm off and rushed forward.
"It's okay, leave it to me!!!" She took Kaito's bandana and quickly ran to the bathroom.
"Good thing I have New Biron, it can wash out even the toughest stains!"
Scenario 8:
Location: tennis team locker room
Characters: regular Aoshi Gakuen players
Oishi is known as the mother of Aoshi Gakuen, not only in terms of his personality, but also in terms of skincare. Recently, he has been recommending skincare products to everyone, with good results.
In the morning, everyone is in the locker room.
"How's it going?" Oishi said gently.
"Well, it's good," Fuji smiled, "It absorbed exceptionally fast."
"Quite comfortable" Qian picked up.
"Hey, why are you using mine again, where's your bottle?" Momojo yelled at Ryoma.
Ryoma was helpless, "I let my dad use them all!"
Kikumaru picked up a bottle and said to the group, "I'll tell my sister that you get an expensive bottle too. Hey, people just recognize Dabao!"
After school, everyone affectionately said to Oishi, "See you tomorrow, Oishi (Dabao)!"
Dashi smiled, "Heh~ Dashi (Dabao) ah, see you every day!"
Scenario 9:
Location: Tennis Court
Characters: Ao Gakuen players, Coach Ryugasaki, Ice Emperor players
Fuji wowed the crowd when he used the "Moby Dick" move against Ice Emperor!
The opponent said, "How did you know that move?"
Fuji laughed, "Heaven forbid!"
"Fuyuki is truly a genius!" Ryu praised.
"I'm going to have to write this down quickly" Qian scribbled.
Ryoma stared at Fuyutsuki's back, "Looks like it's not even close ......"
"By the way, Coach," Tezuka inquired of Coach Ryuzaki. "That Fuyuki move transforms? test, the eyes can't keep up with it slightly, and you miss the best shots."
"Yeah~ That said, Fuyuki's eyesight is pretty good ......"
"Hey hey~" Kikumaru yelled at Fuyuki. "Fuyuki, why is your eyesight so good?" (by Khan ......)
Fuji opened his rare eyes, "Well ......"
"Get on the field, watch the the game, (surf the net, watch TV), use R&C eye drops!!!"
Scenario 10:
Location: Ao Gaku training ground
Characters: Ao Gaku players Coach Ryuzaki ##Reporter
Coach Ryuzaki gives a lecture on his own experience, explaining the moves one by one. And asks each regular player to play a game with her.
After N games, Coach Ryugasaki was sweating profusely but still gently returned the players' attacks.
"Wow~ I didn't realize the coach was this good!!!"
"Yeah, it's been so long and the moves are still very much in place!"
"May I ask Coach Ryuzaki, how come you 'old people' have such good stamina?"
"Hey~ because we've been drinking - blood replenishing oral liquid!"
When the princes sleep in class and are named by the teacher
Aoyagi:
Tezuka's Episode
Teacher: Tezuka-san, please don't sleep in class
Tezuka: Interrupting the minister's sleep, run 300 laps around the playground for me!
Teacher: what?
Tezuka: 400 laps!
Teacher: T_T,I'll run after class.
Fuji chapter
Teacher: Fuji-san, please don't sleep in class
Fuji (smirking): huh, sleeping in class, as if it's funny
Teacher: what?
Fuji smiles...
The teacher suddenly couldn't find anything to say to criticize...
Kikumaru
Teacher: Eiji-san, please don't sleep in class
Kikumaru: It's not right to sleep in class~meow
Teacher: Of course it is
Kikumaru: But I don't think so meow, I'd better go and ask Oishi, he'll surely support me
Kikumaru exits the classroom...
Teacher: Hey! Eiji-san, it's class time...
Oishi
Teacher: Oishi-san, please don't sleep in class
Oishi: As the vice-minister of the tennis department, I actually slept in class, it's really a disgrace to the tennis club, and I'm sorry for the teacher's education, and I'm even more sorry for my parent's upbringing...Teacher, I've no face to be in the class!
The teacher: T-T Oishi students you have a good attitude, I forgive you, in the class nowadays there are students who can be so sincere to realize the mistake is really less and less....
Kawamura
Teacher: Kawamura students, please do not sleep in class
Kawamura: Yes, the teacher is very sorry ah (at this time suddenly touch the racket)
Teacher: It's okay ...... (the words did not finish)
Kawamura: come on!!!! What's wrong with sleeping, if you don't want to fight, come and fight alone! !burning!!!
The teacher and the whole class: - -(black line)
The Qian chapter
The teacher: Qian student, please don't sleep in class
Qian: According to my data observation, the possibility of me sleeping in class is only 3.14159265346. %,so that means there is a reason why I sleep in class...
Teacher: Okay, tell me, what's the reason
Qian: Teacher, I stayed up all night last night trying to develop a superb Dry Laser Vegetable Juice, Teacher, do you want to try it? This is especially helpful for the nutrition of people like teachers who worry about their students, and the flavor is improved...
Teacher (weeping bitterly): There are very few students who care about their teachers as much as they do nowadays, and although it's not right to sleep in class, I'll forgive you if the reason is based on this...
Just a sip, the teacher foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground....
The teacher fell to the ground foaming at the mouth...
The teacher: Momojo, please don't sleep in class
Momojo: I'm sorry teacher, I fell asleep because I was too hungry and I didn't have food with me
The teacher: didn't you have any food last night?
Maocheng: I didn't eat much
Teacher: pay attention to your body ah, nowadays children diet often don't eat or eat very little, so come to class are not in the spirit of things, by the way, I asked you, how much did you eat?
Maocheng: I just ate 12 hamburgers, I feel like my stomach is still empty.
The teacher and the whole class :- -(black line)
Kaido Chapter
Teacher: Kaido-san, please don't sleep in class
Kaido: Hiss~~~
Teacher: - -No... No... It's okay...
Echizen chapter
English teacher: Echizen student, please don't sleep in class
Echizen(ignoring look): ok
English teacher: what kind of look is that, I can't forgive you anymore, say! What caused you to sleep in class!
Echizen: really want to say?
English teacher: say it!
Echizen: that's because teacher your English level is still ma da ma da da ne!
English teacher:- -#(storms off)
Fudofumi:
Fudofumi:
The Orange chapter
Teacher: Orange student, please don't fall asleep in the classroom
Orange: yes, I'm sorry teacher
Teacher: uhm, it's okay! (thinking: this kind of kid is really reliable)
Kamio chapter
Teacher: Kamio-san, please don't sleep in class
Kamio: Teacher
Teacher: What is it?
Kamio: I sleep because you teach things have not kept up with my rhythm, speed up the rhythm
Teacher: 0 0
Shenji chapter
Teacher: Shamiji students, please do not sleep in the classroom
Shenji: I know the teacher is sorry ah because last night with the minister of them practicing tennis practice too long to go home and go to sleep but did not sleep well You think ah a day on four hours of sleep how to sleep well it school assignments are too much homework although I also want to study well in class but I really can not afford it ah really very sad it but I also have no way ah just too tired in class to sleep and not look down on the teacher you ah really ......
Teacher: well ...... I know, it's okay!!!!
The bell rang....
The teacher: (this class did not teach anything) students, class dismissed! !!!T St. Rudolph:
Fuji after being kidnapped
Kidnappers: we're just asking for money, don't worry, as soon as the money arrives we'll release you.
Fuji (smiling): it doesn't matter, I haven't been kidnapped yet, I've always wanted to experience it, it's just that if it's Yuuta who comes to pay the ransom, I hope you guys don't scare him. "Who's scaring who? If you guys scare him ...... (open your eyes!!!)
Kidnappers: understand ...... understand 『Khan ...... who kidnapped who ah ~~~』
The news reached the Aoyagi Tennis Department.
Minister: Oishi, go call the police.
Oishi: Minister, how can this be, if the kidnappers find out then it's not good to pull, and Fuyuki is the genius of our Seigaku! Besides, the nationals are coming up ............『The babysitter of the Ao Gakuin is working hard!
Minister (stern expression): call the police! (irrefutable tone)
Oishi: ............
Momo: Hey, hey, Oishi-senpai, no matter what, we will come back regarding Buji, don't worry, don't worry la!
Ryoma: nah nah, momo-senpai, it seems you know that fuji-senpai is tied up there .
Momo: eh, ah, that ...... (with an embarrassed expression) Rosso (loudly) 『momo nature』
Kaito: hiss~~, baga
Kikumaru (with a look of excitement): ah~~, Buu-senpai was kidnapped, there is such a fun thing to do, how come I haven't come across it before (with a look of disappointment).
Kawamura (without his racket): so what to do? Buji was kidnapped. (Grabbing his racket): bunring, who dares to kidnap Buu, let me take care of those little kidnappers, my whole body burning with fighting spirit! ！bunring～～～～（runs out of sight）
Qian（opens the notebook he carries）：According to Fuyuki's usual school habits, 80% are kidnapped on the way to school, and according to Fuyuki's usual interpersonal relationships, there is a 12% chance of being kidnapped by an acquaintance. According to the kidnapping habits of many kidnappers, "the most dangerous place is the safest place", which means that 100% of the places where Fuyuki was kidnapped were in the Aoyama School.
All (except the minister): hmmm, hmmm ............
Qian (glasses reflecting): It's really noon now, the weather is 35 degrees, according to the human body's lack of water, the kidnappers will go to the nearby convenience store to buy a drink now, as long as we Split into two teams, one team to find people, the other team (holding glasses) as long as I recently developed a new universe of super invincible upgraded vegetable + fruit juice to the nearby convenience store, so that the salesman to buy to come to sell drinks to the people ...... (again, holding glasses) 『Really, if this happens, I believe that Japan will be the largest ever to occur in the countrywide poisoning incident! !!!''
Ryuzaki-sensei: What are you people doing, everyone go practice, I'll take care of Fuji. Tezuka, come here for a moment.
Tezuka: Yes, (turns back) you guys keep practicing, never leave without my permission, Oishi I'll leave this to you.
Tezuka left shortly after ............
Mom damn it, Fuyutsuki-senpai has been kidnapped, how can anyone concentrate on practicing!
Kawamura: Yeah, I wonder how Fuyutsuki is doing now.
Oishi: Eh, where did Kaito go? Ah, Ryoma's gone too.
Kikumaru: Hey hey, kiddo, take me with you to find Fuyutsuki, it'll be fun! Wait for me, brat~~ (Kikumaru trails off~)
Oishi (looking around, not a single person left): Hey everyone, the minister hasn't given you permission to go yet, you'll be penalized for running. 『It's worth the penalty run for Fuji's sake!!!』) (Worried that something might happen to everyone, he went along anyway) 『The only people loyal to the minister are gone』.
Ryuzaki (after seeing them leave from upstairs): Hey, these guys, really.
In the school building ......
Ryuzaki: Qian-senpai, are you sure Fuyutsuki-senpai is around?
Qian: According to the analysis there's only a 50% chance of being here, since this isn't the most dangerous place yet.
Kikumaru: Ah, no wonder there are no half ghosts after half a day of searching.
momo (sly grin): eh, Viper, you going there?
(Brought up to speed) Kaito: Rosso, it's daytime, I'm not afraid ......
Ryoma (bad smile): so it's nighttime then senpai is afraid of ghosts.
momo and Ryoma: so that's how it is, hehehe ............
Kaito: hiss ～～～～
Oishi: let's all just go back, even though I know everyone is worried about Fuji ............
Kikumaru: Qian, where exactly can we find Buu?
Qian (looking at his watch): It's about time, isn't it?
Kawamura: What time? Qian
Oishi: Hey everyone ............ (ignored) 'Depressed, poor Oishi,he's the one who's the most pitiful after Fuyuki was kidnapped'
Qian: Let's go back, Fuyuki's already back.
Kikumaru: Eh~~, blah blah blah, Buu is already back
momo: Wasn't Buu tied up and taught? How come he's back?
Kaito: Couldn't have paid the ransom and come back already!
Ryoma: I saw Qian-senpai on the phone just now, does that mean the police have already rescued Buji.
Qian: We'll know when we go back and see.
Oishi: Great, Fuji has been rescued, thank goodness! (All of them have already run to the tennis department)
On the court ............
Kikumaru: Ah, Fuyuji, you're really back (runs over to him)
momo: As expected of Fuyuji-senpai, I should've known that you'd be out of danger! (runs to another one)
Fuji (still smiling): everyone is still in such good spirits! "FUJI, the one who misses you the most is me~~~(pia fly)』
Oishi: I'm glad you're okay, FUJI.
Kaito (expression hard to describe): senpai!
Kawamura (not taking the beat): fuji, it's great that you're okay, (taking the beat): hahahaha, fuji you're okay, it's totally the power of my BUNRING, tell me where those little kidnappers are, I'm going to go clean them up. (Fighting spirit burns again! (Run away again)
Fuji (smiled again) 『even violent nosebleed』: in fact, this time all thanks to Qian, is it Qian
Qian (hold glasses): Oh, there is no thing, according to my investigation, the fans group of Buji is super huge, the phone call just now is just so that Yuuta released the news on the Internet, according to the fans of Buji's loyalty is 100%, so will definitely risk their lives on Buji. would risk their lives regarding Buu.
Kawamura: But Qian, how did you know where Fuyuki was tied up?
Kikumaru: Yeah, yeah.
Qian (holding up his glasses): I've said it before, "The most dangerous place is the safest place" so to speak ............(eyes drifting towards Ryoma)
Ryoma: Qian-senpai you mean the "most dangerous" place is - our locker room
Kikumaru: Oh, that means Fuyutsuki was rescued in our locker room.
Oishi: That's right!
momo: what about the kidnappers, let me clean them up!
Fuji (continuing to smile): they've been taken to the police station. Oh, Tezuka, there you are!
Crowd (turning around): ministry ............ chief ............
Tezuka ( With a murderous aura): Where were you guys just now? All of you run 200 laps for me!
Oishi (aggrieved): Tezuka, in fact ............
Tezuka: you did not look after them, it is the same 『Here Oishi is destined to be a tragic figure』
On the field, Tezuka watched them run again, Fuyuki Smiling and enjoying their run ............『Fuji's smile~~~, while spewing blood in the blood transfusion』
(Everyone is whispering, if they are heard, they will be punished again)
momo: Damn, I'm worried that Fuyuko will be punished even if he does this ( Running wildly!)
Kaito (looking at Momo): baga, hiss ~ ~ ~
Kawamura (holding the beat): the power of bunring (and ran away)
Ryoma: ma da ma ............ ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (chase) Momo go yeah~)
Kikumaru: hey hey, momo, brat (chase ~~)
Oishi (depressed): why even I ............... ...
Tezuka: You have 159 laps to go, you can't leave until you finish.
Fuji (still smiling): thanks for your concern. I like watching you guys get punished for running more than getting kidnapped! 『Even in blood loss resuscitation ............』
And so, the princes ran, and ran, and kept running under the light of the setting sun ......... .........
Eighteen Tips for Collecting Debts
1. Have Fuyutsuki seduce the debtor with his beauty.
2. Have Tezuka glare at the debtor, this is called threatening
3. Have Qian treat the debtor to dry juice and make the debtor vomit, this is called scheming
4. Have Momo use a dunking ball to wildly K the debtor, this is called violent
5. Have Tezuka penalize the debtor by punishing him to run a hundred laps of the playground and let him die of exhaustion. This is called intimidation
6. Have Fukushi use his ability to read and write, this is called verbosity
7. Have Ryoma force the debtor to drink Fanta, this is called physical and mental destruction
8. Have Kawamura talk to the debtor, then pick up the racket and turn into a human being, so the debtor's personality will be split, this is called the psychological attack method
9. Have Yakuzu suddenly appear and say "Don't order me," and then say "Don't order me," and then say "Don't order me," and then say "Don't order me," and so on, this is called the psychological attack method
9. Have Atsushi show up and say "Don't order me," and so on. Have Yakuzu appear out of nowhere and say "Don't order me" and then beat up the debtor, this is called the
Unexpected Method
10. Have everyone come out and do their best moves to shame the debtor, this is called the Psychological Breakdown Method
11. Have the debtor say "Buerdee" in front of Yuta and then have Yuta K him, this is called the Unexpected Method again
12.
12. Convince Tomoka that the debtor hates Ryoma and is planning to set him up and cut him down to size
this is called the Bloody Method.
13. Have all the princes get naked and have the debtor die with a nosebleed, this is called the Bloodshed
method. (I want to be in debt! Let me be in debt ~~~~)
14. Have Buu suddenly open his eyes, it's called the scared to death method.
15. Have Kaito suddenly look at the debt collector, it's called the soul-crushing method.
16. sending the debt collector to the Ao Gakuin Tennis Department, and then getting into a bunch of trouble and getting rounded up by the
men of the Ao Gakuin Men's Tennis Department, which is called the borrowed knife method.
17. Have the debtor accidentally say you, the ugly guy, in front of Kanzuki, so that Kanzuki can get revenge.
This is called the method of sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger.
18. Have Kikumaru and Oishi play doubles with the debtor and have the debtor lose badly, this is called the psychological destruction method
Why did the chicken cross the road Netflix version
Academy section
J: Ryuuma-kun, may I ask why did the chicken cross the road?
Ryoma: this ......mada mada dane (drinks Fanta and dashes off)
J (left hanging): ......(if you don't know, just say so, kids these days really)
J: Tezuka-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Tezuka: ...... Thinking of such a boring question during training time, 50 laps!
Fuji (smiling): why did the chicken cross the road ah ......(thinking sideways for a few seconds) seems interesting it ......(smile #101)
J(cold sweat + black line):... ...(Even though I like you the most, this expression is just too |||)
J: Kikumaru-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Kikumaru (cat smile): well ...... because the chicken ran out of toothpaste and had to buy it across the road~~
J (sweating): this ...... chicken doesn't seem to have any teeth, does it need toothpaste?
J: Kawamura-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Kawamura (coy): this well ...... because ...... (someone shoved over a tennis racket) Burning! The chicken's burning up too! So it's crossing the street! Come on come on!!! ......
J (scorched by the flames of the fight): ......
J: Qian-kun, may I ask why the chicken is crossing the road?
J (looking at the glass of black, smoking liquid in front of his eyes, shaking his head repeatedly): No, you're welcome ||| (I think it's so I don't have to drink your vegetable juice.)
J: Oshi-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Oishi (thinking seriously): this ...... animal's behavior has their thoughts too, just like before an earthquake chickens will panic, probably because they realize what's going to happen before they cross the road ......(omit N million words)
J: ZZZ
J: Haidou-kun, may I ask why chickens cross the road?
Kaido: hiss~~~
J: ......(I shouldn't have asked him, even if he answered I wouldn't have understood)
J: Momojo-kun, may I ask why did the chicken cross the road?
Momojo (cheerfully): haha~~~because they're hungry and they're going to the cafeteria across the street to get hamburgers to eat~~
J: Really, but it seems like chickens don't eat hamburgers |||
Fudofuji Episode
J: Tangerine-kun, may I ask why the chickens crossed the road?
Orange: ...... (10 minutes later) Because it's going to start over and come back next year, and that's how we got here.
J (cramps): is that the only thing you ever say?
J: Kamio-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Kamio: Because the chicken has to keep up with it.
J (confused): yah? Yay? Yay? (What does this have to do with rhythm|||)
J: Shamushi, why did the chicken cross the road?
Shinji: Did a chicken cross the road? Why don't I see it? Where is it? When did you see it? Why did the chicken cross the road, you ask? What is the reason? What do you think ......(gushing)
J(sweating): ......(how is this déjà vu)
Saint Dolouf
J: No... ...(rephrase) It should be Yuuta-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Yuta: Because it wants to defeat its brother and prove that it has power.
J (powerless): (I should have known he would say that|||)
J: Kanzuki-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Kanzuki (raking his hair): That's not a question, because it couldn't resist my charm coming across the road.
J (goosebumps): you ...... you're really confident in yourself (tsk, don't even think about how badly you lost that match with Fuyuki ......)
Yamabuki chapter
J: Yakutsu-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road? the road?
Akutsu (wide-eyed and fierce): don't order me around!
J(fleeing at the speed of light): sorry ...... for interrupting (not at all in a commanding tone ah 555 ......)
J: Chishi-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Chishi (stunned, then excited): Huh? I actually saw the chicken crossing the road~~Lucky~~
J(||||): ......(bullheaded)
J: Taichi-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Taiyi (blinking his big eyes): that ...... I seem to have never seen your, may I ask what is your name? How tall are you? What do you like to eat? What kind of leisure activities do you have in your spare time ......(takes out his notebook and pen)
J(sweating): ......(who's asking who now|||)
Ice Emperor
J: Signs-kun, why did the chicken cross the road? ?
Shibu (as if it were a matter of course): They must have been impressed by my lord's aesthetics! Right Birchland?
Birchland (keeping his usual droll look): yes.
J (the wind blew over a fallen leaf floating down on the head): ...... (you answered so sure that there is no need to find someone to agree with it ...... As for Birchland-kun asked will only say a "yes" word. ""吧，那就避了|||所以这个单章是迹部+桦地)
J:芥川君，请问鸡为什么要跨越马路？
Chiro (sleeping): zzz ......
J (puzzled): ...... (is he a tree bear reincarnated?)
J: Mukai-kun and Shinobu-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road (they're partners anyway, and it saves time for both of them to ask together~~)?
Mukai-chan (pale for 0.00001 seconds, looks like it won't): this ...... urge you think?
Ninobu (after 3 minutes of thinking with his glasses in his hand): ...... I'm not going to answer such a superficial question, Yue Ren let's go practice.
Mukai: ok. (walks onto the field)
J (left in place): In fact ...... it's okay for you to confess that you won't ...... (J's volume is very low the two people who are far away can't hear it~~Yes~~)
J: Feng-kun and Shinji-kun, may I ask Why did the chicken cross the road (again, to save time~~)?
Chotaro (thinking very seriously): I'm not sure (J is touched: finally a more honest person appears~~) ...... Has Shinji-sempai ever heard of it?
Shinji (in silence): ...... The penalty for your unauthorized entry into the Ice Emperor's practice grounds is to tell the answer.
J (swooning): Why would I ask you if I know ......|||
Hexagonal Part
J: Shiji-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Hiyan (excited): Finally, someone asks me a question~! Why a question? Why is it asking why did the chicken cross the road? Why ......
J (headache): I can't believe I made that mistake.
J: Tengen-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Tengan(with a stern face):Chickens are still chickens after they cross the road ...... poof~~
Kuroha(kicking him down):Are you done?! You boring jokes!
J(leaves without a good reason): excuse me, count me out for not asking.
J: Aoi-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Kentaro (in mid-sentence): I'll try to think! Please wait!!!
J(>_<|||): my poor ears ah ......(the sound is too loud)
Rikkaido Episode
J: Yukimura-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Yukimura (smiling gently): At the moment I'll have to leave everything to Sanada for now, so he'll answer that question for me.
J (cold sweat):|||(The minister of King Rikkaichi University is really ...... high.)
J: Sanada-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Manada (expressionless): because it must try before Yukimura comes back.
J (black line): it has nothing to do with the question at all ......
J: Chehara-kun, may I ask why the chicken crossed the road?
Chehara (eyes glowing red): ...... Chickens crossing the road is really upsetting to people, let me crush it!
J (fear): (days ...... to get out of the people ...... not right, chicken life |||)
(full end)