Chongqing Funny Heteroglossic 65 Sentences

One, light the lamp in the toilet - looking for death

Two, the night pearl fart - treasure gas

Three, the foreign hot pepper catching - deserved

Four, the rat climbed the scale hook - self-assertion

Five, the high platform diving - planted deep

Six, the city of Fengdu pulling Er Erzhang The rat climbed the scale hook - self-assertion

V. High platform diving - planted deep

VI. Fengdu City play erhu - ghost bullshit

VII. The first is to play the gong in ten places - nine places have you

Nine, hanging pockets in mid-air - loaded with wind

Ten, in the toilet. The scales are inserted in the toilet - the anger is over

Eleven: Sprinkle peppercorns on the graveyard - hemp ghosts

Twelve: Toothbrush bristles are removed - there are a lot of boards

Thirteen. The clock at the Liberation Monument is not a good idea

XVI.

XIX, the moon dam children play machete - Ming cut

XX, the land of the schoolyard dam - the management of the wide

XXI, the table on the night pot - Mo

Twenty-two: A cat scratches a patty cake - it can't get out of its claws and paws

Twenty-three: Laizhi Bao yawns - it has a big mouth

Twenty-four: A blind man beats up his wife - he can't lose his hand

Twenty-four. --The mosquito bites the bodhisattva and recognizes the wrong person

Twenty-nine, the clock at the liberation monument - the view of the masses

Thirty.

Thirty, Lai Ge Bao ate cowpeas - hanging

Thirty-one, ingots rolled to the head of the pants - hit the eggs

Thirty-two, hunchback rolled the yang gully - seven arches and eight pry

Thirty-three. p>

Thirty-three, wheat field planting peas - mongrel

Thirty-four, two pounds of pepper fried two two meat - meat numb

Thirty-five, eating peaches at midnight -

Thirty-six, drinking rice soup with chopsticks - rant a hammer

Thirty-seven, delicious street chestnuts - freshly fried

Thirty-eight, fart spotter wearing glasses The first is to look in the mirror and make a fool of yourself

The second is to eat cowpeas and hang on for dear life

The third is to take a shit without a piece of paper.

Forty-four, the slate in the privy - stinky and hard

Forty-five, the shrimp crossing the river - modesty

Forty-six.

Fifty-two, pants off fart - extra yell round

Fifty-three, Lai toad wearing Ben Ben pants - contempt busy da

Fifty-four, vegetables boiled tofu - one (green) and two white

Fifty-four, vegetables boiled tofu - one (green) and two white

Fifty-four.

Fifty-five: Ducks die in the field - the mouth is hard

Fifty-six: Don't think you're Hsui-xien - to be a snake

Fifty-seven: Night pearl Mixed with soy sauce - treasure to have salt and flavor

Fifty-eight, Mao Shi head rowing boat - to fight (dung) bravely forward

Fifty-nine, Dayanggou chub - dead more, live less

Fifty-nine, Dayanggou chub - dead more, alive less --The history (leaching shit)

Sixty-three: Throwing stones at the head of the master - causing public anger (shit)

Sixty-four: The head is fat, the ears are big, and the body is full of gags - the more you look at it, the more it looks like a pig. -The more you look at it, the more it looks like a pig

Sixty-five: Yellow mud rolls down the crotch of the pants - if it's not shit, it's still shit