1. Don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, I'm the most important person to you this kind of words, silly child, I'm your father.
2. Single dogs do not go out in winter when the roads are icy, because the fall will be frozen into a woof broken ice ice.
3. When you feel ugly and poor and useless, do not despair, because at least your judgment is right.
4. The phone at the end of you always laugh so crazy when you are happy, the phone at the end of me listening to so crazy.
5. Ancient really good, bear too much pressure will become a demon, become a demon, become a god. And modern, bear too much will become a psychosis.
6. Flowers bloom into the sea, thoughts become disaster. If you don't come, I'm going to grow old.
7. Both born Yu He Shengliang, both born food He Sheng fat, both born Liu Hai He Sheng gust of wind, both born me He not born my object.
8. Look at the Korean drama inside the heroine's head leaning on the glass of the bus, really beautiful to burst, I also tried, almost did not shock into a concussion.
9. That day, I cried and asked the boss why he had to work overtime on the weekends today, and the boss said, "Today is the day, there can be no vacation.
10. You do not want to plant flowers, you said, I do not want to see it a little faded. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoid the beginning of everything.
11. Fat does not matter, at least you look ugly
12. Time will one day separate us, but. Even so, let's stay together until that day comes.
13. Time is the devil, it fades everything including love and youth
14. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course is the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play the game, do not dare to play the daughter-in-law.
15. They are too strong, with a smile to cover up all the sadness, so in the end will be so sad and collapse.
16. My character is lazy, my interest is to play, my specialty is to eat, and my skill is to sleep
17. Please don't be playful with me when I call you by your full name, because this is the time I am serious.
18. I'm no longer that spend fifty dollars also have to consider a long time cutie, I'm now five dollars have to think long and hard.
19. Now I can understand that as long as there are people I want to see, I am no longer alone.
20. A bite to eat a drawer of steamed dumplings, the key is not to sell half a drawer well, the feeling is to wake up the flood force in my body!
21. Because of you, I want to become a better person, do not want to be a burden to you, and so I am trying to prove that I am good enough to match you.
22. There are fish that can never be shut up because they belong to the sky
23. Where there are people who miss you, that is where you return.
1:I'm afraid that one day I will bring you touched, accompanied by you can not go to the end
2:He Yichen said: Zhao Mersheng, you run so slow, how did I let you catch up in the first place?
3:I like the person ah, he has all the warmth
4:You in the absence of my place crazy I in the absence of your place strong
5:The pair of eyes love to smile is not suitable for frowning
6:I know I can not say that moving words of love to curry favor with you
7:To the former have to do not bother is a kind of respect
8: The former have not bothered
8: The former have not bothered is a kind of respect
9.
13:kan wan bu zou ni hui xing fu
14:I have crossed the mountains and the sea but I can't cross the sea of people in the dining hall
15:I can only smell his smell is happy
16: "My adolescent rebellion can't beat my sister's childhood irritability!
17:I realized that the bride meant to take over his mother then take care of the son.
18:Friends of the highest state is, in the eyes of others you are gay
19:We must have played with the suction stone, but 100% are not bought
20:What is the tenderness tenderness is that you use chopsticks to pinch the tofu
21:Your avatar is too ugly too kill Matt I do not want to communicate with you do not want to be friends with you
22:I will not be able to communicate with you, and I do not want to be friends with you
23:I will not want to be friends with you.
22:I will use the results to prove that I have been playing this five months is how much fun
23:After all, in each other's hearts existed for such a long period of good times
24:We finally lost to time. I'm not sure if you're a good person or a good person. Nima too late to review!
25:The death of a stranger is not a long love you give.
26:Ten years after entering the marriage hall is sixteen or seventeen years old when I fell in love with this is how proud
27:You should be grateful that I do not look for you, but can stay in a separate group
28:Give me a He Yichen I will be like Zhao Mersheng brave love
29:Sisters is more than self-care of their own boyfriends.
30: too long did not hold the girl's hand even take a pickled chicken claw feel tender and delicate under the mouth
31: I would like to you suddenly appeared in front of me, and then I hugged you, to tell you how much I want you.
32:Remember that I love people called Yang Zhi break three confessions okay.
33:Teacher you are great, know that we do not listen, but also pretend to be strong to speak on.
34: and the circle of people in the object, light jealousy you do not need to eat in this life.
35:If you are willing to peel off layer by layer ... I am not willing to
36:cool white to quench the thirst of the big truth is moving
37: [I selfishly want you to be happy all because of me]
38: [you are my sunshine, is I want to refuse can not be refused the sunshine]
39:love you good not easy all do not persuade me to give up
40:If a I hate people to confess to me. hated to confess to me, I will not hate him anymore, because I can not refuse a person with vision.
41:The best people will embrace all your insecurities at the intersection
42:At first glance you don't look very good, and when you get closer you might as well look at first glance!
43:Not everyone seems like He Yichen can keep a long lonely.
44: [Fear of your good as a dependency after the separation is not accustomed to]
45: Since childhood, you have experienced what bitter lies? Pressure money we first help you to collect
46:You see I tiptoe can embrace your neck wear flat shoes leaning against you can stick to your heart you see how suitable we
47:[Snow White's story tells us seven losers a few years of companionship is not as good as a high rich handsome a kiss .]
48:Missed you for so long so long
49:Suddenly hate a person what is the feeling.... I don't even want to give half a stick of hot pepperoni to ta!
50:Said together to the white head, you can not secretly go to the baking oil.
51:The happiest time is when you happen to have blue skies around you
52:Don't leave me alone to walk through the turbulence
53:We didn't talk about it, but we used the couple's screen name and couple's avatar.
54:wifi not encrypted neighbors are good neighbors.
55:I thought to stay no fault I thought I was sad you will understand
56:Girls do not find too handsome boys as boyfriends handsome or are left to the men it
57:In addition to the two lovers or else all the deep love is heartbreaking
58:If you get older in one night I will continue to love you as in the beginning
59:The best state of a couple is probably to get along with the state of a good friend.
60:I know that some people will be far away from me whether I want to face it or not
61:Avril said that only women can tell who is a bitch.
62:Listening to the jokes told by others, he could not stop laughing and told the joke to the table to listen to the result is that even the air is cold
Children entertain themselves with humor and funny sentences excerpts of fifty-sevenChildren entertain themselves with humor and funny sentences (Part I)
1.Intelligence and wisdom are two different things. Intelligence is an ability to survive; while wisdom is a realm of survival. There are not many smart people in the world, it is estimated that there is one in ten; and the wise man is even rarer, it is estimated that there is no one in a hundred miles. In real life, it is the smart people who do not suffer; and it is the wise people who can suffer. Smart people know what they can do, and wise people understand what they can not do.
2. From now on, don't live the life you should live, go to the life you want to live!
3. Mouth of the family, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, jumping and jumping every day.
4. Maybe it is just an illusion, a kind of naivety, an impulse ...... Why bother, and why bother? Quietly quietly, return to peace, that is the real me.
5. The kind of talk super funny, unusually good temper, considerate and gentle people really impeccable, such as me.
6. My own test scores and then suck are my own, I do not mind!
7. When I was small, the teacher wanted me to explain the words: handsome? I was puzzled, suddenly, the table took a mirror in front of me, I just realized!
8. Mutual greetings are as sweet as honey, and it is safest to stay at home.
9. Self-pleasure, self-sorrow! The rest of the day, learn to live with yourself.
10. At the moment we thought that we could not get past the threshold, after a period of time to look back in fact, has long been easy to jump over; at the moment we thought that we could not get past the moment, in fact, endured to stay on the natural past. All the things that did not defeat you, will make you stronger. Time is also, it did not defeat you, will give you redemption.
11. Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
12. You have your face value, I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.
13. When I was a child, I didn't love to eat, which led to my shortness now; now I love to eat, which led to my fatness and shortness.
14. Since drinking water is fat, why don't I drink Coke.
15. The story of my pajamas and I, a thousand and one nights can not be told.
16. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.
17. Buddha has four realms, see through, out of the dust, free, transcendence! The mansion I aspire to, on the other hand, is self-contained!
18. Now things, now the heart, with fate can be; future things, the future heart, why bother.
19. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, the concept is taught by the previous generation, the environment is left by the previous generation, actually still have the nerve to say: a generation is not as good as a generation.
Children entertain themselves with humor and funny sentences (Part II)20. There are things but not for a long time, it is impossible to understand. There are things to wait to understand, and it is too late.
21. The best state is to have seen the darkness and pain of the world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.
22. Although my money is not blown by the wind, but like being blown away by the wind.
23. My mom even let me clean up the house, what are you kidding, I'm a messy room.
24. Think about your own mistakes, and you will forget about others.
25. On the crazy, two people to support all the dreams, do not love, on the strong, a person to carry all the hurt.
26. You do not like me, this is a disease, have to cure, must be cured.
27. Previously, I was afraid to go out at night to see ghosts, and now I am afraid to go out during the day to see people.
28. We are the best friends, you fell to the time I will help you a hand, but to wait for me to finish laughing.
29. The same life, some people obedience to self, living out the desired model; some people are busy to please the audience, and lost self.
30. Life, happy, do not pursue too much.
31. Your shortness is lifelong, my fat is temporary.
32. The starting point of your life is not so important, the important thing is where you can reach in the end.
33. Let your past push you to grow more, not add more resentment.
34. Enjoy yourself and go crazy without interfering with other people's lives!
35. There are so many couples out there, I don't dare to go out, I'm afraid they regret having someone.
36. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen to you so obsessively on the other end of the phone.
37. Every day in the 150 square meters of the house can walk 5000 steps.
38. Day three times drunk, often confused with clear and sleep. The sparse line of the body is getting wider, it is difficult to hide the emaciation of people.
Children entertain themselves with humor and funny sentences (Part III)39. When you finally see the brilliant light, you will understand that all the pain, it is worth it.
40. Sow melon to get melon, sow beans to get beans, sow lovely to get me.
41. Square dance, tai chi, smile and walk in the spring. The first thing you need to do is to get a good meal at home, and then you can have a good breakfast.
42. A man is most awake when he has nothing.
43. The wind is blowing the broken branches, casually put into the vial, two days, enjoy yourself, still open that happy.
44. Some roads, is to use the feet to go. Some of the road, to go with the heart. Tripping feet, often not thorns and stones, but the heart. So, it seems to be the road spread in front of us, in fact, is the heart fluttering in the road. One foot deeper, one foot shallower, joy is on the way, sorrow is on the way. But as long as the heart does not walk on the road, life will not give you the road to go.
45. Honey, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in my life is the time I spend with you.
46. Now the boys really can not, and a boy to go out to play, he walked less than 500 meters on the said tired, I had to come down from his back to walk on their own.
47. Stay at home and prevent new crowns, do not go to work nothing to do. Free movies to watch, three meals and make two meals.
48. In the past, I also relied on the face to eat, and then almost starved to death before putting down.
49. I expect fireflies to glow for you all their lives...
50. A person's character determines his encounters. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your encounters.
51. It's a small world or lose you.
52. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and pinch instant noodles.
53. Nowadays, in society, you have to queue up for insertion.
54. Sometimes, other people are very cold to you, may not be your problem, maybe people just do not like ugly people.
55. Life is a journey, see all the red dust, will eventually embark on the way home.
56. When I call you full name, please do not smile at me, because this time I am serious.
57. Self-pleasure, self-pleasure, they do not heartache no one heartache, now the mentality is to earn money on the happy.
Although the hard work also need to amuse themselves sentences
Although the hard work also need to amuse themselves sentences a
1. waiting for a full of eyes are my people, can cure me all the hurt people, but the world does not have this person. I want to heal myself and turn self into a self-pleasing person.
2. If you have been very busy lately, don't panic, after you finish this time, you can go on to busy next time.
3. In the middle of the year, the autumn is getting thicker and thicker, and people are talking about it, and things are getting cold. The idle man's ambition is hard to reach, pouring himself a drink, self-gratification, self-definition, self-pleasure, self-reliance, self-answer, self-reflection, self-awareness, and self-manufacturing idle man.
4. Feelings, tactile senses get a lot of promotion.
5. Greeting each other is as sweet as honey, and it is safest to stay at home.
6. If I am a horseback rider you can call me a horseman, if I am a driver you can call me a car driver, then if I am a bookkeeper you should call me what ah.
7. Time, not necessarily prove many things, but will certainly see through many things.
8. "How to make love to the people who take the initiative to contact me" "This is not simple to find him to borrow money is not finished."
9. I call you full name, please do not smile at me, because this time I am serious.
10. A civilized man is a more experienced and intelligent savage.
11. Don't send me any holiday wishes during the New Year's period, a red envelope can make me feel your sincerity.
12. Childish new high, self-pleasure, life is impermanent, live every day, do happy happy self. May there be a person who loves you as much as the first time, love you to the bone, and from now on the deep love will not be let down.
13.Sow melon to get melon, sow beans to get beans, sow lovely to get me.
14. 50 cents and 50 cents most happy because they came together.
15. The world's most painful love triangle, I love snacks, snacks love fat, fat love me.
16. I sincerely want to make money my hobby.
17. Tonight's rainstorm will come, I can't bear to see my flowers being mercilessly destroyed by the rainstorm, so I cut some of them back to insert the vase, and at once the house is full of fragrance, or the familiar flavor of the moonflower in childhood! At this time my heart is very quiet everything is so quiet, laundry and cooking flowers and plants is my hobby, have such a life is very happy! I like to live free and easy, like to enjoy themselves, like to sit quietly in the doorway to enjoy my flowers and plants, smell the different flowers do not have a different flavor!
18. What is your highest level of trust in a person with whom he went out without a penny.
19. You don't move, not mine, you also give me to put there.
Although the hard work also need to entertain themselves with the sentences of the second20. small breasts of the girl should be more smile, because the joy of the cup.
21. Empty of all the skills to pick up girls, very helpless self is a chick.
22. When I was small, the teacher wanted me to explain the words: handsome? I was puzzled, suddenly, the table took a mirror in front of me, I just realized!
23. Ancient really good, bear too much pressure will become a demon, become a demon, become a god. And modern, bear too much will become a psychosis.
24. Typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows, in case I am blown to your home, I will not go.
25. May all the suffering of the liver and many misfortunes at this moment be spoken of with a smile on a future day.
26. If you think I have a big temper, then you'd better go and find a leaky one
27. Stay away from the one who makes you sad, and then stay away from the things that make you suffer, and then do a good job of treating yourself well.
28. I finally became the kind of person I hate the most, I grew up hating good-looking people.
29. Life must be wasted on good things, weight must be wasted on tasty food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.
30. Love you love to the end of the sea! Your face looks forward to each other night and day! I want to have you with me for the rest of my life! I will never regret it! The first word of each sentence is read together!
31. In fact, confession may not be a good thing, confession will appear to be particularly black hands.
32. There is no such thing as a free-for-all, just a quiet mood!
33. If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.
34. One day, you will calm down, like an outsider looking at the story of self, smiling and shaking his head.
35. If I'm as angry as the crowd pushed down you have to push me a hand since the small and did not for me to have any scolding
36. At the moment I, capricious is there, just short of money.
37. Happiness is to find a warm person to live a lifetime, with the initial heart to accompany you to the end.
38. We are the best friends, you fell to the time I will help you a hand, but to wait for me to finish laughing first.
Although the hard work also need to amuse themselves with the sentence of the third39. Flowers bloom into the sea, the thoughts become a disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.
40. The kind of talk super funny, unusually good temper, thoughtful and gentle people really impeccable, such as me.
41. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Ultraman of outer space.
42. I am obsessed with you, you must reward me.
43. Now things, now the heart, with fate can be; the future things, the future heart, why bother.
44. Daze this thing, if you do a good job is called deep. If you do not do well, it is very likely to fall asleep.
45. Young people, at the moment, no money is nothing, after the days of no money is still more!
46. The flyer is not because others handed you you do not cherish but because you simply do not need ah.
47. Some of the road, is to use the feet to go. Some of the road, to go with the heart. Tripping feet, often not thorns and stones, but the heart. So, it looks like the road is spread out in front of us, in fact, is the heart fluttering on the road. One foot deeper, one foot shallower, joy is on the way, sorrow is on the way. But as long as the heart does not walk on the road, life will not give you the road to go.
48. Ugly-looking children have to run hard, run faster, because the speed of heavy shadow others can not see the ugly face.
49. Mouth of the family, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, jump, jump, jump, jump.
50. Finally lived the life of a pig, feel the pig is not easy.
51. Sometimes, other people are very cold to you, may not be your problem, maybe people just do not like ugly people.
52. There is life in, money is money, power is useful, if people die, life if not, to money what use, power is not useful.
53. You give me a tear, I see all the ocean in your heart
54. I have insomnia, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.
55. Years are like a river, the left bank is unable to forget 'memories, the right bank is worth grasping the youthful years, the middle of the fast-flowing, is a hidden sadness. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many of them really belong to oneself. Look at the flowers blossoming and falling in front of the court, honor and disgrace, look at the sky clouds rolling clouds, no intention to stay or go. In this world of confusion, can learn to use a normal heart to treat everything around, is also a realm!
56. Buddha has four realms, see through, out of the dust, free, transcendence! The mansion that I aspire to, on the other hand, is self-contained!