2. If you have a dream, you have to stick to it. If the alarm goes off, you have to get up quickly and turn it off, go to the bathroom and come back to sleep.
3. When I have money, buy two lollipops, one, you look at me to eat, the other, I eat to you.
4. Those who have money are in Taobao, those who don't have money are escaping. And I, on the other hand, am begging for food.
5. The consequences of pretending to be garlic are very serious, if you pretend to be garlic and still refuse to admit it, then you can only send you to the kitchen.
6. People look at me usually smiling, all say feel very good to get along with, you grab me to try to eat, the hand to you broken.
7. When I have long hair and waist, cover a fat. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
8. If you have a fight with a male coworker, spray more perfume on him and hang a few more hairs by the way, someone will help you fix him.
9. It's not that I don't like to do my homework, it's that my cell phone is too careful. I've only been doing my homework for five minutes, and my cell phone got jealous, so it took me two hours to coax it back.
10. In fact, you should have been a great scientist, but was delayed by one thing, that is, you have no brain.
11. If you chat with your friends online and suddenly ignore you, then you need to reflect on whether you are sending selfies online.
12. Recently, our neighborhood in order not to affect the nearby residents, invented with Bluetooth headset square dance, last night downstairs to buy things, found the square on a silent, dozens of women with a smile, dancing, I go, more than before the scare, the whole I have been several nights without going out!
13. Do you know how pigs die? I don't know. Yes, pigs don't know either.
14. I used to be skinny, and I'll be skinny in the future, so I'm going to be fat for a while, or life won't be complete.
15. The cell phone did not ring for a month, today took it to repair, the result of the repair master said the phone is not broken, just more than a month no one called in just, I directly to the master on his knees, begged him not to say.
16. Don't always let the boys pay to go out, you don't know that parents are poor to raise children rich to raise women ah, their pocket money which has us more ah? They are all swollen face, please eat a meal, they do not want to eat meat for a month.
17. At this age, the only thing left is mosquitoes that will sing softly in your ear, love every inch of your body, and always want to send you a bag.
18. Raised a fish died, do not want to burial, I want to cremation, who knows the more this thing is roasted, and then I bought a bottle of beer!
19. You say you, no diploma but also learn people's parents ugly, not smart but also learn others bald.
20. "Wife, if there is a man is very ugly, but very rich, you will want?" "Why not ah, you so ugly and no money I want."
21. "If the person you like happens to like you, you know what that's called?" "It's called imagination."
22. You like to play the game well, I can practice; you like to cook delicious, I can learn; but you said you like ugly, you let me do? I can't do anything about it.
23. The poorest time, I returned the deposit of the **** enjoy bicycle, not just a kilometer? I can walk back, can't be too lazy!
24. We pay attention to, play the phone, do not run out of power until the automatic shutdown, is really too dangerous, just now, I am playing the phone, low power prompts I did not care, and then the phone runs out of power after the sudden black screen automatic shutdown, I saw the screen in their own faces, then almost scared to death, the world is so good-looking people.