2. When I think of all the things I have to do tomorrow, I can sleep until the day after tomorrow.
3. Parents are vain, when people ask, where is your child's high school? Other people's parents will answer: in when the boss, in when the civil servant. My mom is different, my mom will tell others: she has no children.
4. Often cried by their own stupidity, and can not afford to beat themselves.
5. No smile bad luck, a smile face is big.
6. As long as it is with money to solve things, I can not solve.
7. Luckily, I am ugly and have not experienced the love and hate of all of you.
8. The homework of the alarm clock is to remind me to change the position to continue to sleep.
9. People with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it's too hard to turn the other cheek.
10. My eyes seem to be nearsighted, and I can't even see the money when I open my wallet.
11. Other people are good at chess, calligraphy and painting, but I'm even better at frying, steaming and deep-frying.
12. I have a bunch of problems, a bunch of worries, and a bunch of meat.
13. I want to look down on myself, but my weight won't allow it.
14. Ming Ming can rely on the face value, but it has to rely on the work. I don't know who Ming Ming is, but I'm biased anyway.
15. What do I do when I'm old, those square dances look so hard.
16. Please cell phone review, why always pull me together to stay up late.
17. If life deceives me, I hope to sell by the pound.
18. How can I transfer the money in my brain to the bank card, online, etc., urgent ......
19. Why is the road to success always under construction.
20. Close before you think clearly, in addition to beauty I have nothing.
21. Finally ended a whole year of singles, now start next year.
22. Poverty limits everything, why not limit my weight.
23. If the dish is salty, put it for a while, because time can wash away everything.
24. Good morning, friends, not good, whatever.
25. I grow so good-looking, completely attributed to my parents, they gave me a nonsense mouth.
26. Although my money is not blown by the wind, it is very much like the wind blowing away.
27. Like a person to go to confession, in case it becomes a spare tire.
28. Don't look at me quite poor, spend up a set of set.
29. Hungry, do not know what to eat, want to eat some of the pain of love.
30. If the apology is useful, but also paypal why.
31. Charging the phone bill when I realized that my words are so valuable.
32. The cell phone fell so many times, think or my height to save it.
33. Although my popularity is not good, but I am angry people line ah.
34. Do not reason with me, give me money on the line, what you say is right.
35. Instead of such warmth, it is better to give me a huge sum of money.
1:With a 6-digit password, protecting a 2-digit balance.
2: One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house nor your car, and she doesn't want you.
3: You don't have nothing, you have a disease.
4: Adult life is not easy, except easy to be fat and poor.
5: Any problem that can be solved with money, I can not solve.
6: Ming Ming can rely on the face value, in favor of work. I don't know who Ming Ming is, but I'm biased anyway.
7: How much I want to see myself, but my weight does not allow.
8: Today is a good day, I do not know if there will be objects fall.
9: Are you in a good mood? Lend me a few days, mine is broken.
10: Finally found a perfect word to describe his body "fat but not greasy".
11:If you are young and not inferior, you must have a lot of husbands.
12:Heart of the matter are held in the heart, no wonder I can not thin it.
13:I guarantee with my life that I will be able to fall in love this year, but with whose life I have not thought well.
14:Please care about the food around you, may not pay attention to hold up the death.
15:Remember, no matter what we end up estranged, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.
16:Don't always play with the phone, that's not good for the phone itself; don't always eat eggs, that's not good for the hen's body.
17:Now the underground parking lot is designed like a labyrinth, every time you have to look for a long time to find that you do not have a car.
18:The people looking for him a thousand degrees, suddenly looked back, that person still do not care about me.
19:When our school has a guaranteed place in Peking University, I did not go. There are two reasons, one is that the weather in Beijing is not suitable for me, and the second is that the person who is guaranteed admission is not me.
20:Beautiful words I will not say, but beautiful I am talking.
21: "Your relationship road is not smooth?" "Smooth, not much along the way."
22:Don't be cold and hot to me, I have a bad constitution, easy to catch a cold.
23:I want to talk about a relationship where your mom takes 10 million dollars and makes me leave you.
24:Life will make you bitter for a while, and after you adapt, then make you bitter for a lifetime.
25:I used to be poor but happy, but now it's different, now I'm not only poor, but also unhappy
26:I confess I've had a facelift - my tummy is bulging.
27:At that time, the Titanic departed, I tried my best to lose my voice and shouted, don't set sail, no one listened to me, but also scolded me for sand sculpture, and finally I was the movie theater security guards racked out.
28:I am the most honest person, never tell lies, except this one.
29:Today I met my old classmate on the street, and I can't believe that he was so poor that he only put a dollar in my bowl.
30:Every time I face the gourmet, I caution myself: "Eating too much will kill you." But as it turns out, I'm not afraid of death at all.
31:My mom asked me how I was in the bathroom for so long did not come out, I did not dare to tell her: I passed by the mirror when I was mesmerized by themselves.
32:Every time I walk down the street, someone stuffs a flyer, I'm really beautiful and hairy paper.
33:At a young age, you know how to scare people with your face.
34:When I think of how much I have to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.
35:Almost military training, who wants to take the place of his father in the army.
36:What do you mean by success, Ma Yun did not have my WeChat and you have.
37:How can I transfer money from my brain to my bank card, online, etc. , urgent.
38:If life betrays me, I hope it is sold by the pound.
39:Someone as impulsive as me should be hit hard with a sum of money to calm down.
40:My advantage is: the courage to admit fault. My weakness is: determined not to change.
1,
In the future, there are words straight to say, do not always in the? In the? No surprise, I am in decades.
2.
On vacation, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only see, but also turn around.
3,
With me to mix it, I have a mouthful of food have you a bowl brush.
4,
If after ten years you have not married, I have not married, then we are too miserable, really too miserable!
5,
Do you want to be rich overnight? Do you want to be famous overnight? Do you want to be clothed and fed? If you want to, why don't you stay with me and we'll both think together.
6.
My advantage is: the courage to admit mistakes. My weakness is: determined not to change.
7.
Even if I can't cook, I'm a master at ordering takeout.
8,
Although you do not have a say travel, but at least there is a say fat body type!
9,
In the future, as long as it is my friends, who have no money despite and I said, as long as I have time, I can tell you, no money days how I spent, especially recently.
10,
The metal detector has been ticking on me when I went through the security checkpoints, and it turned out to be detecting my iron will.
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