What are some of the spot-on god replies you guys have seen?

As long as you live by heart, you will find that everyone in life is a paragraph player, and there are god replies everywhere.

As an office worker, I don't have much time for exercise, but I usually go out for a walk or a run at night after dinner. One night I went out for a run and ran into a flyer, which I usually don't pick up, and said, "Thanks, no thanks. That day, too, with the flyer people said thank you no, the flyer boy stopped a girl behind me, said: beauty, fitness needs? The beauty said leisurely: how come the streets are full of your health club in the distribution of flyers? Is your business that bad? The flyer boy "uh ~" half a day, did not reply. Standing on the street, I laughed like crazy.

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When you bring up your own child, you can't afford to have your child cry or pout. For example, my baby, three years old, is still not happy to put on their own shoes, the moment I said to let her put on their own, then pouted and said: Mom give me to put on. I heard, the heart will be soft, nimbly to the baby to put on the shoes. In order to exercise her independence, her father and I discussed, to send her to the morning care class exercise for two months, the first week also cried and said not to go, and then every day to urge me to send her to school. One day, I send my baby to school, I just got to the door, my baby said: mom bye, mom you go to work. I said: What's wrong? Don't you need mommy to take you in? My baby said: Mommy, adults can't go to our school? I said: What? My baby said: Mom, our school adults can not go, but the little man can go. I laughed directly out of breath.

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A good friend, a long time no see, a weekend to play together, see her mood is very good. I asked: what good things happened recently? The first thing you need to do is to get a good feeling for the situation. The girl said bluntly: since the shameless, I think life is much happier. Well, I was speechless.

This is the first time I've ever seen a woman in the world who has been in the world for a long time, and I've never seen her in the world for a long time. The first time I saw this was when I was a student at the University of California, Berkeley, and the second time I was a student at the University of California, Berkeley, and the third time I was a student there.

The paragraph player is everywhere, life is also everywhere is joy.