The full version of Ma Ji Zhao Yan's comedy "Bragging"
Y: We have experienced this ourselves, bragging is harmful to the country, the collective, and the individual
Z: It's not good for us
Y: It's not good for us, but there are still people who continue to brag now
Z: There are still people who continue to brag now?
Y: Some people are bragging, you say you have so much power, why didn't you blow down the flood the other day
Z: Hey, hey
Y: He can't blow it down
Z: Yes, yes, yes, yes
Y: It's just bragging
Z: Why did he blow it down, then?
Y: But just for is to show himself what?
Z: Yes
Y: That's it
Z: Are there any more people like that now
Y: Yes. Individuals.
Z: Where?
Y: Now aren't you one of these.
Z: Hey. No way, no way
Y: Ah
Z: To talk about bragging. I have no experience
Y: You. Modest what. I told you in the past, you're new to bragging.
Z: What's the point of coming back?
Y: What's that?
Z: I can't compete with you as a veteran bragger,
You can't compete with me as a veteran bragger.
Y: Ha. I blow altar veterans. Who does not know that you are new out of the blow is better than blow ah.
Z: that you are a veteran blowing horse, a blow two ah
Y: you are the Yangtze River after blowing before blowing ah
Z: not finished you
Y: blowing ah
Z: to really talk about bragging ah. You're not even close.
Y: the original face revealed it. Ah. Can blow (thumbs up)
Z: I tell you, I have more than ten years of history of bragging.
Y: Ouch. I wish I hadn't done it
Z: Eh.
Y: I've been blowing money for more than ten years
Z: Eh.
Y: I've only been blowing for twenty years.
Y: I've only been blowing for twenty years.
Z: He's longer than me.
Y: What's going on
Z: I'll tell you what
Y: Ah
Z: I've got a trick up my sleeve when it comes to bragging
Y: A trick?
Z: Eh
Y: I have a secret recipe for bragging
Z: I can make the square ones round
Y: I can make the short ones long
Z: I can make the ugly ones beautiful
Y: I can make the dead ones alive. (Blowing)
Z: Ha. I'll tell you what
Y: Ah
Z: We're a family of braggers.
Y: Our family came from a family of braggers.
Z: Then our family is a bragging professional.
Y: Our family is bragging, bragging joint-venture labor division.
Z: Bragging and joint venture workers ah
Y: three years of tax exemption, blow it, haha.
Z: I'm telling you
Y: Ah
Z: Our family is a big factory of bragging rights
Y: Our family is a bragging rights Torah
Z: Then our family is the World Bragging Rights Center. Where else do you blow. World Center.
Y: You that center is our family blowing out
Z: can not compare than can not compare, huh
Y: huh, how, huh
Z: you this bragging can be really good.
Y: No way
Z: Oops
Y: good comic talk, bragging is not good, huh
Z: No, no, comic talk can not say you
Y: comic talk you say good
Z: Hey. The two of us are being modest again. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm not sure if you're a good person. You are a famous expert, authoritative master. (Thumbs up)
Y: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Z: What?
Y: You are the new star, the representative of the new trend. Haha.
Z: Oh, no no no. Your comedy is elegant but not vulgar.
Y: Ouch, your comic humor and subtle ah.
Z: Your comedy is very popular.
Y: Your comedy is a household name
Z: Your comedy is well known to women and children
Y: Your comedy is not?
Z: Your comedy is the Pearl of Oriental Art
Y: Aiya, your comedy belongs to the people of the world
Z: Your comedy makes people fall forward and backward
Y: Your comedy makes people vomit
Z: Eating medicine?
Y: Yes, it's powerful, haha.
Z: That's nothing compared to you.
Y: What?
Z: Your comic role is great.
Y: Your comic role is great.
Z: Last time in Beijing?
Y: Huh?
Z: A factory in the eastern suburbs caught fire. The whole city's fire department went and didn't save it. The fire was not a big deal, but it was a big deal to invite you there. After you got there, to the fire, de boo de boo to a comic, see that the fire down slippery slippery slippery bark, extinguished. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you'll be able to do it.
Y: This is blowing out of proportion. I can still put out fires with that comic?
Z: It's not as effective as you are
Z: What about me? Y: Our Beijing Dongjiao Creamery does not milk, so he went to him, to the bull on the blow.
Z: Blow up?
Y: The cow on the said, said a comedy, moved the cow ah, ouch on the tears ah. The first thing you need to do is to check out the newest version of the program, and then you'll be able to see the newest version. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products in the world, and you'll be able to do that.
Z: Which is so big ah, messy. As a matter of fact, you're too able to blow this Ma Ji.
Y: Ma Ji?
Z: You horse season ah.
Y: Where is Ma Ji? Alas, Ma Ji? Old man, coming?
Z: Hey, this bragger can't even find himself.
Y: Which one is Ma Ji?
Z: You're Ma Ji.
Y: No, I'm not Ma Ji.
Z: Then who are you?
Y: Me? Not worth mentioning.
Z: Which one are you?
Y: I'm a tiny little Zhao Yan. Hey, hey, hey, hahaha.
Z: Zhao Yan is just a little one
Y: Little Zhao Yan, I am
Z: You are Zhao Yan, who am I?
Y: Ouch, see. (Clapping hands)
Z: Ah
Y: You are the respected and forgotten Ma Ji, Mr. Ma Lao. Good ah
Z: We two switched?
Y: ouch, Mr. Ma, everyone knows very learned, ouch, Ma Ji, Ma old man
Z: how?
Y: You can call it a living encyclopedia. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm not a good person. (Clapping)
Z: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Y: Huh?
Z: You're a learned man, and everyone knows that you know everything about astronomy and geography.
Y: No way. I Zhao Yan see you Ma Ji, a little witch to see a big witch is not
Z: I Ma Ji see you Zhao Yan which, back away from the three.
Y: I can't, I Zhao Yan can't compare to you Ma Ji.
Z: I can't compare you to Zhao Yan.
Y: I Zhao Yan is far worse.
Z: I am much worse.
Y: I Zhao Yan is not a thing.
Z: I am.
Y: I, Zhao Yan, am not a good person.
Z: Hey hey
Y: I shall not die a good death, and I shall be fed to the dogs when I die.
Z: It's not like that. I'm not sure how you can say that, but I'm not sure how you can say that.
Y: Hey, hey, blowing.
Z: really strong ah, again and again.
Y: again ah
Z: tell you
Y: ah
Z: this time we have a wide sea and sky blow
Y: you how to blow I followed how to blow.
Z: I can do whatever I want
Y: That's right
Z: Listen
Y: Come on
Z: I'm too much of a man
Y: I'm much more of a man than you are
Z: I love to smoke, I'll take three cases at a time.
Y: I love to drink, I drink four and a half tons in one meal.
Z: We two this is a drink to death
Y: drink ah
Z: I tell you ah
Y: Well, ah
Z: I do not just eat and drink
Y: ah
Z: I also pay attention to study it
Y: is it
Z: I often use the ear to read books. Hehehehehe
Y: Special ability, good good good. You ask around, I always eat with my nose. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it. I'm full, huh
Z: Then I ah, I use the armpits to find the mine.
Y: I use my throat to generate electricity
Z: I can see people through walls.
Y: I see your money through your clothes.
Z: I had a high fever last night
Y: I had a high fever last night too
Z: I burned a lot
Y: I burned more than you
Z: I burned 69 degrees 8
Y: I burned 74 degrees 6
Z: You didn't burn to death
Y: Burn
Z: I burned a terrible ah
Y: Er...
Z: I hand touch a corn kernel a hand into a corn flower.
Y: You can't beat me.
Z: What's wrong?
Y: I've got a kettle on my head, and I can boil water in three minutes.
Z: A gas can
Y: Boil, boil.
Z: I'm eating it and it's broken again
Y: Ah
Z: I'm biting off this tabletop
Y: I'm eating it and it's broken too
Z: What else are you biting? Bite
Y: I, I bit my nose off
Z: Aww.
Y: Bit your own nose?
Z: Ah
Y: You're good enough to do it
Z: I bit it while standing on a chair
Y: I've never heard of it
Z: I'm an old man
Y: I'm older than you are
Z: I went to college when I was ten years old
Y: I graduated from college when I was nine years old
Z: I got married when I was eight years old. Z: I got married when I was eight
Y: I was seven and my son was thirteen
Z: That's right, come on, come on.
Y: I don't want to be taxed for bragging, so let's just do it, heh heh heh
Z: I was six years old when I got the old man's keloid
Y: I was five years old when I got my headline
Z: I was four years old when I got my humpback
Y: I was three years old when I got my moustache
Z: I was two years old when I got my moustache
Y: I just got my moustache
Y: I just gave birth to a child who was leaving the country
Y: I'm not sure if it was the same thing as the one you've been talking about for the past few months.
Expanded:
Ma Ji (1934 - December 20, 2006), formerly known as Ma Shuhuai, was born in Baodi District, Tianjin, a native of Huangzhuang Village in Baodi District, Tianjin, and was a late comedian, He was a late comedy performer and master of comedy. His comedy works are most influential in programs such as "Praise for Mountaineering Heroes", "Portrait" and "Looking for Uncle".
Zhao Yan (1951.4 - ) Han, a native of Beijing, whose real name is Zhao Dian Xie. Zhao Yan is a national actor and comedian who studied under Ma Ji, and in 1968 he went to the countryside to work in the fifth company of the 32nd Regiment of the Heilongjiang Production and Construction Corps of the People's Liberation Army (PLA). He worked as a farm laborer and drove a tractor. In 1976, he went to Beijing to take part in the National Opera Festival, and in the same year, he was transferred to the Central Radio Rap Troupe, and in 1985, he was awarded the title of China's Top Ten Laughing Stars.
References:
Ma Ji_Baidu Encyclopedia
Zhao Yan_Baidu Encyclopedia