Costumes: Japanese uniforms, traitor uniforms, military uniforms, floral clothes
Props: guns, spoons
Music: Sister sheds tears when looking for her brother
My sister came on the stage and after singing a section, she said: Selling flowers, selling flowers, has anyone seen my brother? Brother, have you seen my brother? (Gunshots ring out) No, the Japanese are coming. (Run among the guests. The music starts: The Japanese enter the village)
The traitor appears: Taijun, there are no Eighth Route Army soldiers, please come out quickly. (The Japanese appear and walk to the center of the stage) Taijun, please give me a lecture. (Taijun bah la wah la..., yo hee) Taijun, I mean there are a lot of pretty girls here.
Taijun: Yohee, you’re leading the way.
Traitor: Taijun, there is one here.
Taijun: Isn’t this Liu Xiaoqing?
Traitor: Taijun, there is another one here.
Taijun: Bah, isn’t this the manager’s son, Axiang Po?
Traitor: Taijun, how about this. (Discovering my sister)
Taijun: Yohee, bring her here.
Traitor: Yes, let’s go.
Sister: Dog traitor (kick the traitor with your feet)
Taijun: Idiot, go and bring her here.
Traitor: (bringing his sister over) Taijun, you can use it.
Taijun: Taijun has not eaten Chinese turtle essence in the past two days. He is not in good health. You can use it.
Traitor: Yes, thank you Taijun. (Take this and walk back)
Taijun: Wait, let me do it.
Traitor: Taijun, what should I do?
Taijun: You are standing guard. (Take my sister to the dressing room and throw out the clothes)
Sister: Help, don’t take off my clothes, no, no, stop.
Traitor: Taijun, Taijun, run quickly, the Eighth Route Army is coming.
Taijun: Ah, do you have a gun?
Traitor: Take it with you.
Chief: Yes.
Detachment of Women: Do you want to have sex?
Chief: Yes.
Detachment of Women: Sorry, let’s go back.
Chief: When you come back, you can only move forward, not backward. Find it for me.
Detachment of Women: Chief, there is one here.
Chief: Isn’t this Comrade Lei Feng?
Detachment of Women: There is one here.
Chief: Don’t make any noise, isn’t this an underground party? Little Japan is there, capture him, and escort the Japanese and traitors over.
Detachment of Women: Yes. (Push the Japanese to the stage)
Chief: You traitor, kneel down.
Traitor: It’s none of my business, it was all done by little Japan.
Chief: Fart, you traitor, I can’t spare you today, what do you think of how to deal with him?
Detachment of Women: Strip them naked and throw them out.
Taijun: There are a few of them.
Chief: Is there any more?
Sister appears: brother.
Chief: Sister, you have suffered a lot. I have had a hard time looking for you. Sister, why are your legs so purple?
Sister: I was bullied by a Japanese who used black and thick hair.
Chief: You little Japanese dare to rape my sister. I will shoot you on behalf of the people. What else do you want to say before you die?
Taijun: Do you still have a sister?
Chief: Fart. (Shoot and kill the Japanese) Folks, little Japan was killed and we were liberated.
The People's Liberation Army march song sounded, and everyone stepped on the Japanese.
The Japanese said: Stop, it’s really stepping on me. I didn’t say stepping on it during the rehearsal. ?
Extended information:
Features of the sketch
1. Short and concise, with a simple plot. This is the most basic difference between sketches and other artistic works and forms of artistic expression. Sketch belongs to "cultural fast food". It is an exquisite "side dish" rather than a hot pot stew.
2. Humorous and funny. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most of the good sketches have enough jokes to make people inspired and learned through laughter.
3. Appreciate both elegance and vulgarity, with a wide range of themes. The small themes and events reflected in the sketch originate from the grassroots and among ordinary people. The warmth and coldness of the world and the various aspects of the world are all objects of sketch description, and they can be artistically sublimated through the form of sketches and performed on the stage.
4. Close to life, novel angles, concise language, and strong appeal are the basic requirements for sketch creation. Only works that are close to life will be popular and accepted by the masses. Originating from life, higher than life, moderately exaggerated, and typical examples, these are the keys to a successful sketch.
5. Criticize the current ills and contain philosophy. Through superficial phenomena, it satirizes some unreasonable things, reveals a certain philosophy, and is both educational and entertaining. This is both the original intention of the sketch and the further demand of the people for it.