1. An unemployed young man in town sings karaoke in the middle of the night, then sneaks off on the ice and sweeps the streets in the winter. He was seen on surveillance being quite mad. Afterwards, someone asked what happened, he said he saw the ground is full of money.2, I was drunk and afraid of being seen to laugh at me, once, the company's New Year's Eve dinner on the thirtieth gathering to eat New Year's Eve dinner, know that they drink too much for fear of being seen by others, they quietly walked away, on the way back to the dormitory far away from seeing two little sisters, afraid they see my drunkenness I was in the roadside woods to hide. Drinking too much, can not stand unsteadily on the frame to the branches of the tree, as a result, I keep this position to sleep until dawn, fortunately not seen by others.
3,Friends drink too much lying on the table to sleep, fell down the last sentence is: this dish is poisonous. 4, once my father drunk pulled me in the living room talk, has been talking about me, and then I really can't help but put a fart, and then my father was on fire: you even dare to talk back to the old man! I was so happy to see you, but I was so happy to see you, I was so happy to see you.