Answer: Bride. Because a bride today is a wife tomorrow.
2 How much is a heart worth?
Answer: 100 million dollars. Because of the single-mindedness!
3 How many letters of the alphabet are there?
Answer: 20. AIDS (AIDS) died, ET (alien) flew away.
4 Where can you never tell a joke?
Answer: The beach. Because if you tell jokes at the beach, there will be a tsunami.
5 How much money do you need to bring to go out in a typhoon?
Answer:40 million. Because you can't go out in a typhoon without 'something ten million'.
6 What kind of books can't you read when it's time to take a test?
Answer: Encyclopedia (encyclopedias).
8 Why is the penguin's belly white?
Answer: The penguin's hands are too short, so it can only wash its stomach, not its back.
Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? [answer]Chickens lay eggs
9If the world is going to end tomorrow, why do people want to commit suicide today? [Answer]To take their place in heaven
10 When a fat girl is sick, what is the thing she is most afraid of people saying when they come to visit her? [answer] Take care
11Question: what are cloth and paper afraid of?
Answer: cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of 1,000.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of ten thousand.
12Question: what is the last name of the pencil?
Answer: Xiao
Reason: sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
13Question: what does a unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?
Answer: ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
14Question: which number from 1 to 9 is the hardest working and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking
Reason: one (1) does not do two (2) does not rest.
15Question: how do you make a sparrow quiet?
Answer: press it a little.
Reason: the crow is silent (press the sparrow).
16QUESTION: Which man was the fastest runner in history?
Answer:Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of Cao Cao
17Question: which number from 30-50 is more powerful than a bear's poop!
Answer:40
Reason: Facts are better than male (bear) arguments
18Question: what if a pig in a pen runs out?
Answer:Wang Lihong
Reason: coaxing it inside
19Question: what if it comes out again?
Answer: Han Hong
Reason: still coaxing
20Funny Brain Teasers ------------------- A bear without a tail is a tail bear, what kind of bear is a bear without a penis?
Answer: female bear
21Funny Brain Teasers------------------- September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what is October 28?
Answer: Confucius' full moon
22Funny Brain Teasers------------------- wolf (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape)
23Funny Brain Teaser -------------------What would the world be like if Chiang Kung (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?
Answer: One more person...
24 Funny Brain Teasers ------------------- There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
25搞笑脑筋急转题-------------------Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: because it's frozen tofu
26Funny Brain Teasers------------------- an ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo, is that possible?
Answer: Crawling on a map
27Funny Brain Teasers------------------- a bus was in an accident and all the people were injured, why is Xiao Ming okay?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
28Funny Brain Teasers -------------------There is a place where you can go in but not out, what is it?
Answer: Grave
29Funny brainteaser -------------------Chicken and goose 100 meters race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why after the finish line?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
30Funny brain teasers -------------------The class bell rang in the east, but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's gym class
31Funny Brain Teasers -------------------Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car is a taxi
32Funny Brain Teasers -------------------Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her math is one of the best, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
33Funny Brain Teasers -------------------When Columbus had one foot in the New World, what did he do immediately afterward?
Answer: The other foot
34Funny Brain Teasers -------------------What is the one thing that people keep eating, but never get enough of?
Answer: air
35 Funny Brain Teaser ------------------- What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes?
Answer: upside down
36Funny Brain Teasers -------------------What is the one thing that everyone must not forget before going to bed?
Answer: close your eyes
37Funny Brain Teasers -------------------Some people say that eating fish prevents you from getting myopia, why?
Answer: you've seen cats wearing eyes
38Funny Brain Teasers -------------------What can be added but not subtracted?
Answer: age
39Funny Brain Teasers -------------------What kind of mountains and oceans can be moved
Answer: mountains of people
40What doesn't have a tongue in its mouth
Answer: a teapot spout
41Funny Brain Teasers ---------- --------- What kind of official can't give orders and has to keep smiling at others?
Answer: Xinlang official
42 Funny brain teasers ------------------- A policeman ran away when he saw a thief, why?
Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly
43Funny brain teaser -------------------Smaller eats chewing gum every day, but people still say his breath stinks, why?
Answer: He swears every day.
44 Funny Brain Teasers -------------------Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: because he jumps standing on the tree
45 "You stand with a pig", guess an animal
Answer: elephant (like)
46The train takes 6 hours to go from Beijing to Shanghai, after exercising for 3 hours, where should the train be?
Answer:On the tracks
47 Old Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?
Answer:Old King is a barber
48 In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he comes inside. But he took off his hat obediently when he saw a man, who was that man?
Answer:The barber
49 What flower can't be touched
Answer:Sparkles
50 How much time does it take to study at Peking University
Answer:One second
51 What kind of fruit can't be eaten? Evil fruits
52 Why did a policeman pull out his legs and run when he saw a thief? Because he wanted to catch the thief quickly
53 Two identical brothers were drafted into the army at the same time. They were related by blood and had the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked them if they were twins. They said no. Why is that?
Answer: two of triplets
54There were two inmates in a prison, and one night the inmates all escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door and there was still a prisoner inside?
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner was "All".
55What can be used to solve all the riddles?
Answer: Answer
56 What do most of the wealthy self-employed people in today's society rely on for their livelihood?
Answer: Mouth
57Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock in the house, why does his mother always let his father, who does not know how to repair clocks, do it for him?
Answer: Because mom lets dad fix Ming properly
58When does the clock in Times Square ring 13 times?
Answer: when it's time to fix it
59 What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: open their eyes
60 A truck driver runs over a motorcyclist, and while the truck driver is seriously injured, the motorcyclist is fine?
Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time
61 In ancient times, what man became a father-in-law before he became a father?
Answer: Eunuch
62Lee drank alcohol and bruised his face, so he went home, afraid that his wife would blame him, and went to the restroom and put a band-aid on it in front of the mirror, but the next day his wife scolded him for it.
Answer: Band-Aid on the mirror
63If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Answer: Is this the Earth?
64What kind of contest is it where the winner doesn't get a prize, but the loser does?
Answer: Drinking in a fist fight
65When is the last time someone knocks on your door and you never say come in?
Answer: When you go to the toilet
66When Xiao Wang was on guard duty, he saw the enemy creeping towards him, but why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: He was aiming at the target
67 Is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why?
Answer: The black chicken is so powerful that it lays white eggs, but the white chicken cannot lay black eggs.
68 Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, the moment he pulled out his pockets, some of the bar matchboxes in the bag, the horse tickets he hadn't won, as well as the photos of his old lover, were scattered all over the place. In a moment of panic, he immediately covers something with both hands in order to avoid a quarrel. May I ask, what thing would he go and cover up?
Answer: to cover his wife's eyes
69 A tortoise, famous for carrying a cross (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: real name (cross famous turtle)
70 Why do people like to read comics?
Answer: boredom
71 What is the reason that two people on a public ****car are having a lively conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word?
Answer: It was a pair of deaf-mutes
72Mrs. Kim had always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly stammer?
Answer: Mrs. Kim stammers when she eats sugarcane
73Why do people often jump from a height of ten meters without any safety devices?
Answer: high dive
74Why does everyone like to sit through a movie?
Answer: because your feet get sore from standing
75 What would be the effect of abolishing early morning study?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
76The tortoise and the hare are invited to race, and a pig is asked to be the judge, who will win?
Answer: Can't say! The one who says it is the pig...
77 How are the words spoken by two women similar to those of a thousand ducks?
Answer: nonsense (chicken) talk
78What is the most important thing to remember when taking the JEE, apart from the pass?
Answer: remembering to get up
79 What does a man plus a woman become?
Answer: two people
80 What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Answer: A new dog is still excited to see you a year later
81 A bear without a tail is a tail bear, what kind of bear is a bear without a penis?
Answer: female bear
82 September 28th is the birthday of Confucius,so what is October 28th?
Answer: Confucius' full moon
83 The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape)
84What would the world be like if Chiang Kung (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?
Answer: one more person...
85 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
86Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: Because it's frozen tofu
87 Is it possible that an ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo?
Answer: Crawling on a map
88 A bus had an accident and all the people were injured, why was Ming fine?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
89 There's a place where you can go in but not out,what is it?
Answer: The grave
90The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why did it get to the end of the race?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
91The class bell rang in the east, but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's gym class
92Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car is a taxi
93Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her for being one of the best in math, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
94What did Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World?
Answer: take the second foot
95 A pig, which rushed out of the pen at a speed of 80M per hour, suddenly crashed into a tree and died, why?
Answer: because the pig can't brainstorm
96The farmer had a pig and a donkey in his house, do you think the farmer killed the pig or the donkey first on New Year's Day?
Answer: Would you rather kill the pig or the donkey
97One night when you were walking at night, suddenly there was a wolf in front of you and a ghost behind you, you only had a bow in your hand but only a sword.
Answer: Do you shoot the ghost or the wolf
98Why aren't there any temples in the southern hemisphere?
Because of 'Namo' Amitabha Buddha
99Which of the two, the Mayflower or the Lily, has not yet given birth?
Mayflower → because Mayflower Toilet Paper (no children yet)
100Which cartoon character is the fattest?
M Peter Pan→Because fat (fly) ah, fat ah Peter Pan
101How do you make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it a little. Reason: the sparrow is silent (压雀无声)
102 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right, and Xiaohua sits behind him, then whose car is it? Answer: "if"
103 Four people were playing mahjong in a house, and the police came and took away five people, why? Why? Answer: Because the people they were playing with were called "mahjong"
104 Why don't airplanes fly so high and hit the stars? Answer: Because the stars "blink"
105 One day, a steak that was medium rare was walking down the street, and suddenly he saw a steak that was medium rare in front of him, but he didn't pay any attention to it.
Why didn't they say hello? Answer: because they didn't know each other well
106 Two men fell into a trap, the dead man was called Dead Man, what was the living man called? Answer: Call for help
107 A shark ate a green bean, and what did it turn into? Answer: mung bean sand (mung bean shark)
108 Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a little tiger? Answer: tiger cub (tiger eye)
109 Who is the chicken's mother? Answer: paper Helicopter (paper gives birth to chickens)
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