2. Girls should not play mind games with each other, anyway, after a few decades are going to go to the square dance together.
3. Yesterday with the mosquito war a night, and finally tied, it did not eat, I did not sleep well.
4. A long time ago I think you have a sick head, now I graduated from medical school, can finally give you a diagnosis on the bright side.
5. How to describe their cooking skills, burn a handful of good kitchen, said you may not believe, is the pot first hand.
6. Every time I see a very thin person on the street, I want to share some meat with her, because I have a kind heart.
7. What keeps me going is not some grandiose ideal, but to make lots and lots of money and buy buy buy.
8. Now the girl if you walk in the ancient streets, was the emperor hit pull back to serve the bed, wash the face at night, will not be sentenced to a crime of deception of the king or something.
9. Life is like a liar, by it deceived, do not be sad, tomorrow it will continue to deceive you. The last thing we all do is to deceive ourselves.
10. What is friendship? I have changed 4 cell phone numbers after graduation, QQ has not been on, however, classmates still contacted me when I got married, this is friendship!
11. I chased my dream, others said I was childish and ridiculous, but I insisted. The last thing I realized was that I was really naive and ridiculous.
12. Men who are fined for parking violations will fight with the police, women on the side of the persuasion; women who are fined for parking violations will fight with the men around them, the police on the side of the persuasion.
13. Since I was born, it is only God's favor, I advise God must be rain, but God is not listening to it, let me single, let me single.
14. I am most envious of the monk in the Journey to the West, do not have to bathe yourself, every two episodes there is a demon said: small, the monk washed clean.
15. How do you state in one sentence that you are old? The Great Spirit replied: once I snuck out of my house to go to a party, now I'm all about sneaking out of parties to go home!
16. The praying mantis was showing off its hand to the grasshopper: look how beautifully I hold the knife in my hand! A little while later the rooster ate the praying mantis. The grasshopper said proudly: I told you to hold a knife, don't you know that you are in a strict fight?
17. A man complained to his buddies: "My girlfriend is a train conductor, but I can be tossed to the bitter! I have to rock the bed for her all night long, and as soon as the bed stops rocking, she immediately gets up and locks the toilet!"
18. Husband came home from work and found his wife lying on the bed. Hubby asked with concern: wife, not feeling well? Wife nodded. Husband quickly consoled: cooking things you do not have to worry about, I will carry you to the kitchen in a while!
19. Work is no good, love is no good, make-up is no good, karaoke is no good, looks are no good, body is no good, economic strength is no good. I have been thinking about the question: what in the world supports me to live so many years.
20. and women quarrel, do not have to sentence tit-for-tat, because she is simply in the venting of emotions, and at that time she reasoning, is tantamount to a lute, not as useful as a sentence: perhaps, you are right.
21. When you lose the motivation to work, just look at the balance on your bank card, and then you will realize that you want to work even less.
22. Man: I'll take you on a motorcycle after work, okay? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a motorcycle, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a motorcycle to take you there. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a motorcycle, and then you can take the motorcycle to your place of residence.
23. Sometimes I really envy the people around me, they can be with their favorite people, unlike me, surrounded by people who like me. What can I do about it?
24. Winter, open the closet to see, I should go shopping, open the wallet to see, I'm still young, not cold.