Lyrics for Don't Pick the Wildflowers on the Roadside (Funny Version)

Every day a groom, every night a bride

Whether it's you, whether it's him,

Nine out of ten men have flowers, the remaining one is a fool

There are still three concubines around, as long as the libido doesn't diminish

Picking wildflowers doesn't matter, it's always too boring to be with your wife

It's always too expensive to be with the misses, and it's always too tiring to be with concubines

Friendship flowers are the most affordable, it's okay to have a reunion

It's hard to break up a pair, it's hard to fall in love with one

It's hard to fall in love with one person,

It's hard to fall in love with two people,

It's hard to fall in love with three people,

It's hard to fall in love with four people,

It's hard to fall in love with five people,

It's hard to fall in love with six people,

It's hard to fall in love with six people,

Do not get into it with your wife,

It's hard to fall in love with your wife.

And the quality is not good, picking wildflowers, tasting the wild taste,

To find a foreign sister, no risk, no burden,

Two willing to sleep, digging to the basket is a dish,

Find a lady to make love, sister do not suspect that the big brother fat,

Big brother make love to the power, sister do not suspect that the big brother skinny,

Big brother make love to the rhythm, sister do not suspect that the big brother old,

Big brother make love to the rhythm, sister do not suspect that the big brother old.

Big brother has skill in making love, you are happy, I am good,

How much do you want to fucking give, sister don't suspect big brother is thin,

Big brother has muscles all over his body, see women want to fight,

How can I play my bucket to play not enough.

They are all compared to the johns,

Twenty of them are like flower dogs,

They often speak sweetly,

Thirty of them are like walking dogs,

Following the women's back buttocks,

Forty are like crazy dogs,

Those who see the women take a bite,

Those who see the women take a bite,

No matter if the old or the young, sixty of them are like slanders,

Those who see the women go forward are like slanders,

They are like slandering dogs. horse and you're the saddle,

I'm the donkey and you're the whip, you're the fox and I'm the panther,

You're the rat and I'm the cat, you're the wood and I'm the glue,

You're the meat and I'm the knife, you're the bone and I'm the marrow,

I'll be with you wherever you go, when you're away, I'll be at home,

You're the vine and I'm the melon, you're the pot and I'm the flower,

You're the You are the father, I am the mother, I am the firewood, you are the fire,

Thanks to you for lighting me up, brother.

Open the computer and play online, but hate the slow speed of the network,

Waiting for the love of man, chatting online marriage,

Purely that's nonsense, called the big brother to come to you don't squeeze the eyes,

The tree has a skin to come to the face of the people, don't complain about the ground, don't complain about the sky,

The complaint is that the gun is too short, the heart is too anxious to play the romantic,

When it comes to the front, it is weak,

The gun is too short.

It's a good thing that you've got a wife and you're practicing slowly,

It's a good thing that you've got a wife and you're practicing slowly,

It's a good thing that you've got a wife and you're practicing slowly,

It's a good thing that you've got money to spend on it,

It's a good thing that you've got a phone that you don't pay for, and you're going to be able to smoke it, and you're going to be able to smoke it, and you're going to have to smoke it, and you're going to have to smoke it, and you're going to have to smoke it.

They're not the only ones who have been in the business,

They're not the only ones who have been in the business,

They're not the only ones who have been in the business,

They're not the only ones who have been in the business,

They're not the only ones who have been in the business,

They're not the only ones who have been in the business,

They've got a lot of money in their pockets.

They're all contracted out,

They're either gamblers or wolves,

Their little sisters will go with you to dance,

They won't dance in the popular step,

It's a striptease,

There's a half hour for the step,

The big brother will jump out of the three legs,

The little sister will jump out of the water,

You're so good at this,

They're so good at this,

They're so good at this.

It's hard for me to wrap my head around the little sister, if you want to be really rich,

Small sister to accompany you to tie the knot, the original is a male bubble female

Now the implementation of the female bubble male, as long as the big brother you dare to go up,

Sooner or later, to give you to rely on the end of the game, to see you still slander not slander.

Little sister, little sister, you are really good, say words really dry,

Not only do you have taste in sex, the true love is the most valuable,

Since the big brother soak you, blood and kinship all forgotten,

Think of you during the day, the heart jumps, think of you at night, no sleep,

Want to think of you full of big blisters, see the life of the little branding set,

as long as the love of love is as deep as the sea, the face of the pimp is bright,

The love of the pimp is as deep as the sea, the face of the pimp is bright.

The gun chamber is getting more and more brave, wait for you to finish the game and then settle the account,

Little sister, little sister, you are really colorful, the original is a water goods,

Family love like fire, two hours a class,

Big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother, you're really cool, the walkway walks in the eight steps,

The two legs support a beer belly, wearing a crotch pants,

Little sister, little sister is really good, do not allow anyone to pick up the person hate,

We have a good time, we can not let the person who hates

If you don't think you're ugly,

If you don't love me,

If you don't think you're ugly,

If you don't love me,

If you don't love me,

If you don't love me,

It's a beautiful woman,

I'm sure you'll find her to be a better woman,

I'm sure you'll find her to be a better woman than me,

It's a beautiful woman,

It's not like I've ever seen you in your life.

You are ugly, I am ugly, I know it's hard to say,

If you hold a lady's hand, I don't know when you can have it,

If you hold a woman's hand, it's like going back to the 18th or 19th year of your life,

If you hold a girl's hand, you will be able to kiss her and hold her in your arms,

If you hold a lover's hand, it's like a delicious meal to a strong drink,

If you hold a pheasant's hand, you will have a good time.

If you are holding the hand of your classmate, you will regret that you didn't reach out at first,

If you are holding the hand of your buddies, you will find all kinds of sweetness and sourness,

If you are holding the hand of your daughter-in-law, you will be like touching your right hand with your left hand,

If you are holding the hand of your old man, you will not have a feeling,

If you are holding the hand of your friend, you will not have a feeling,

If you are holding the hand of your friend, you will not have a feeling.

If you take the hand of your friend, you will not be able to do anything.

Smaller sister, smaller sister, go with your brother, take your brother's hand to pay the bill.

Find a restaurant to go and drink, and play all night with the wine to get rid of your sorrows.

They are in the private room, smiling and laughing, and they have become husband and wife in a couple.

Take out a couple of RMBs, and do the job without fear.

Bigger brother, I love you like a rat loves rice.

Watch out for you carefully, and keep your eyes open for your friend.

Missing your big brother is the intention, I love your big brother is the intention,

Looking forward to your big brother is the true intention, as long as your big brother's money to the intention,

Leaving at least good memories, mixing with the society, to be sensible,

When it comes to things, do not compare with other people, the good and the bad, rely on their own,

Pockets of no money in the heart of the bottom of the leftover man did not have the leftover woman,

Lack of blind nose

If you want to see if the girl is worth it,

All kinds of postures can be changed,

The girl will be with you till the day you die,

Whenever you want to play enough,

Whenever you want to play enough,

The more the money,the more the love is,

I'm the fruit of your loins,

I'm the one who earns money to quench your thirst,

I'm willing to do what I want,

I'm not sure if I'm willing to do what I want,

I'm not sure if I'm ready to do it.

My sister's flirtatious and romantic, the lights are closed, it's really gray,

Men and women on the bed are fighting, my brother is sweating,

My sister still thinks the speed is slow, the more the fight is fierce, the more the caller is,

To say goodbye to the dawn, it's not a love affair, not a grudge,

Best feelings are kept in the heart, but when I go home I have to count them all and then I have to worry about them,

One night I did it and then I had to go to the cows, my wife and children are shaking their heads,

We are not going to do it.