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My Miscellaneous Articles
Author: Xiaocao03
1. A joke (original)
Updated on 2009-10-29 17:46:38 Word count: 199
Once upon a time, there was a fool who went to see Mother Zhan. When he arrived at the door of his mother-in-law's house, he saw a small straight tree and said, "Mother Zhan, this little tree in your house can be used as a pole when it grows up."
Mother Zhan was very happy after hearing this and said, "People say my son-in-law is stupid, but I can't see why he is stupid."
When she was happy, she made a bowl full of candy eggs for her son-in-law. , the son-in-law picked up the bowl and ate happily, thinking in his heart, if I say good things, my mother-in-law will make delicious food for me.
So the fool said while eating: "Mother Zhan, this bowl of yours can be used as a water tank when it grows up."
Mother Zhan laughed loudly after hearing this. One ring.
The fool continued: "I relied on my mother's farts to make a gun when I grow up."
2. No need to add
Updated on 2009-10- 31 19:41:21 Word count: 215
A carpenter worked for someone else. He often ate the noodles made by his employer and found them delicious. When he got home, he said to his wife: "Honey, the noodles made by my employer are too delicious." It's delicious. You should learn to make some sometime..."
My wife said unconvinced: "What are you learning? It's just noodles. Who can't do it tonight? Noodles"
She did it as she was told. One afternoon, she kneaded and kneaded the dough again. Finally, two noodles as thick and thin as a mallet were ready. Put it into a large pot of boiling water and cook it.
She was so happy that she just waited for her husband to come home to eat noodles and give her kind words of praise.
The carpenter came home and opened the pot and sighed loudly: "Oh my God!"
The wife quickly said: "No need to add more, just one for each person"
3. Finally extinguished
Updated on 2009-11-4 12:24:46 Word count: 362
One year our village received electricity, and everyone was so happy that I couldn’t stand it. I’m telling you, let’s put it this way, if you don’t do some things that you can do during the day, wait until you do them at night, then pursue...