2, I drink water only pure water, milk only drink pure milk, so I am very simple.
3, dignity this kind of thing, you have to have the strength to defend, otherwise, it is a dead face living suffer.
4, people are going to change, before I have been wanting to get rich, now I just want to get rich, violent does not matter.
5, one day you will understand: to please yourself, than to please others important thousand times!
6, don't find excuses for everything, don't blame the earth's center of gravity for a constipation.
7, the medicine does not heal the fake disease, wine does not solve the real problem.
8, all want to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.
9, not thin forever in the commotion, eat not fat are emboldened.
10, if you can't hold an umbrella for you, then I will accompany you in the rain.
11, in the future, don't use the beauty plan on me, or I'll plan to plan to plan.
12, summer time want to run naked, winter time wear how many clothes are like running naked.
13, only to a girl good boy called warm man, to all girls are good boys called hot dog.
14, I am convinced that there will be a man who is tortured by me to come to this world.
15, at night when you are afraid to look under the bed, remember, you are not alone.
16, to see the people you want to see, to do what you want to do, while the sun is just right, while the breeze is not noise, while you are not old.
17, really miss the childhood ah, when it is hot, I can be like a man as light bladder!
18, the most contradictory is to live the life of a pig, but want the body of the Monkey King.
19, girls, a little sunshine, try to become good. Remember to live into their favorite look.
20, don't be in the most beautiful age, an effort to save money, or you are not only poor, but also ugly.
21, out of the problem first from their own body to find the reason, don't a constipation on the blame for the earth has no gravity.
22, you do not envy us on vacation without homework, you know how tired to play a day?
23, you know the city set of deep but do not know the rural road more slippery, more complex human heart.
24, can not do everyone satisfied, not afraid of the world to shoot me.
25, the cashier said: no change, find you two plastic bags.
26, life is like a news broadcast, not to change the station can escape.
27, why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there is no good day!
28, thanks to those who have knocked me down, lying really comfortable.
29, as a child often wet the quilt, often cry wet pillow when you grow up.
30, I feel a month of 2000 has reached the peak of life, I am still single, I dare not hand over a girlfriend, because I am afraid of girlfriend figure my money.
31, if you feel poor and ugly, please do not be sad, at least your judgment is still right.
32, they are accustomed to pointing and cursing behind your back, it is because they do not have the capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner, don't be afraid.
33, since seeing your sister, you this brother I've made.
34, sometimes feel ugly, take out the ID card to see, found that much anxiety.
35, it is difficult to be a man, it is difficult to be a woman, it is difficult to be a perfect woman.
36, I will try to become the kind of person you like, and then die not with you.
37, if there is no one to protect me from the wind and rain in the future, I will be my own hero.
38, just because in the crowd looked at you a few eyes, from then on will be blind.
39, when I have money, we buy lollipops, buy two, one you look at me to eat, another I eat to you.
40, in the future, I want to shoot a "those years, we have no one to chase the girl", I do not believe not red.
41, and play with the people who have to play together is called play, and do not play with the people who play together, the feeling is like overtime ah!
42, you dare to fall in love with me, I dare you to play the game pop jittery window.
43, you must go well with her, I take the car.
44, I can love you to the point of tearing my heart out, and I can go dry.
45, the bright people do not say dark words, I like you.
46, if I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner inside my coffin, Gree.
47, I don't expect anything, I just hope that your future women are not as good as one.
48, the world is like this, you do a good job no one sees, you do a bad job everyone complains.
49, your lung capacity is how much ah, can blow the bull so big.
50, if you feel poor and ugly, please do not be sad, you have hope, at least your judgment is correct.
51, other people gambling is not eating, you a bet on eating two bowls of rice.
52, the hoe is said to be the afternoon, go to work so hard. After the morning, but also on the afternoon. Not on no money to spend, the heart is more painful. In order to have a good life, hard work is hard work.
53, some people, seriously let you heartache, some people, owe you a toothache.
54, if you have a favorite girl, send her a lipstick, at least when she kissed someone else, you still have a sense of participation.
55, how to elegantly explain their fat? There are many things in the heart, not good thin ah.
56, have a favorite person must go to confession, not be rejected a little, you really think you are a fairy.
57, every time someone fierce me, I feel that this person has a problem, with such a lovely me, he can actually lose his temper, speechless.
58, remember, dear, good-looking only called pampered, ugly that is called wild!
59, finally know why most of the couriers are men, because if it is a woman, in the halfway to you demolished.
60, some people once missed, really fucking thank God.
61, some things you are more desperate to catch it, you are hurt more and more, it is better to let go of your hands in time, go with it.
62, different from today, do not forget the past, I'm tired, you roll.
63, a friendly reminder: everyone don't wear old pajamas, nothing to try your pants!
64, I'm angry when you must coax me, buy more food to me, and so the old lady ate enough to have the strength to beat you.
65, people's ideas are subject to change: I used to want to get rich, and now I just want to get out of poverty.
66, remove your mask, and then come to talk to me, I do not have that time, do not have that energy to speculate on you.
67, I'm sorry, the public **** toilet does not fit your gender.
68, the first fat is not called fat, after fat overwhelmed kang.
69, there are many ways to destroy friendship, the most thorough one is to borrow money.
70, do not move to say that everything to time, time is lazy to clean up your mess.
71, I wish you a bright future from now on, no longer smoke and alcohol as a companion, lonely as a friend, and no longer believe in love.
72, you only have two choices, I either become your wife, or become your wife's nightmare.
73, after the vacation, the table has no news, I feel like losing my family pig. Pain!
74, whenever I see someone pretending to be a bully I will always silently lower my head, not my quality is good, is that I am looking for bricks.
75, for the later, no matter when, as long as you come, it is not too late.
76, with your looks, there is no need to lose weight, now your ugly can still take fat as an excuse, after the reduction of fertilizer can be no excuse.
77, do not always cold and hot for me, then I am afraid of cold.
78, narcissism is not a crime, please line up behind the obsessed brother.
79, stay up all night memory loss, is true, because stay up all night memory loss, in fact, the biggest damage is memory loss, and memory will decline.
80, is gold, sooner or later will shine, but even if you are gold, sooner or later will spend light.
81, in the road of feelings you always stop and go, you are not legs and feet ah.
82, the car to the mountain, there is a road I can not brake.
83, more than a few encounters disappeared, do not shin away and do not say goodbye, you will know, strong than happiness is more reliable.
84, I clamor to lose weight every day, but it is just a scare meat.
85, empty with a heart of learning, favoring the birth of a failed life.
86, other people's mouth how to say, how to say.
87, since the first year of picking up the pen fell on the ground, math I never understood.
88, a little better for yourself, can blame the boyfriend, never blame yourself.
89, Yan Wang days to collect so many people, how did you not take you to go.
90, like our age, driving an electric car must wear a safety helmet, otherwise, it will be open BMW Benz students recognized.
91, in the past, as long as the feelings are true, age is not a problem. And now, as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.
92, I have never felt self-esteem, just what are your qualifications, with me on an equal footing.
93, you said I was poor, I laughed, lit a cigarette, sat at the door all night, who actually leaked.
94, points of busy, seven points of blind busy, finally put this life together ten points.
95, and I like to chat with people like God to speak, you say is to say, they never respond.
96, men are angry like firecrackers, bang on the end. Women angry like point mosquito incense, sustained high temperature, circle cycle.
97, the kettle ah, why are you crying, because the ass is too hot?
98, suddenly found a particularly embarrassing thing, at this moment want to send a mood, but no mood.
99, never quarrel with your parents, because you do not win when only scolded, when you win when only beaten.
100, when I was a child, I drew a hundred dollars to buy a car, the boss said that my money is fake, nonsense, of course it is fake, your car is not really ah.