2, go to the barber store, the barber gave me a scarf tied, look at me complimented said: beauty eyes are so big ah! I said: brother, you tighten a little more, I can still spit out my tongue.
3, MMD, I have never seen long so archaeological value.
4, the first to know the milk can drink the guy, what did you do to the cow.
5. I wanted to eat my sorrows one bite at a time, but I didn't expect to eat a meatball one bite at a time.
6, don't push me, or I'll be great and out of control!
7, you are hanging the scale on my face, the food I still have to eat.
8, do not have cats and dogs I only have you, after all, pig farming can get rich.
9, off my bird, I am out to play soy sauce.
10, my fault is your fault, your fault or your fault.
11, do not have to see me to hide, because you simply did not enter my eyes.
12, I would have liked to give life a kiss, and reality gave me two slaps.
13, in addition to marrying you and transferring money, light talk like and miss don't take it too seriously, not as good as playing a huge sum of money.
14, want to be irreplaceable, must be different.
15, every time in the toilet to see others spitting gum, I am incredibly angry. Obviously chewing and flavor ah, how to spit?
16, I am not your shadow, can not do to you inseparable.
17, ancient times, a sword in the world, now a bitch debauchery world.
18, winter is the most rogue, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
19, how many students lost to the last face of the text: recite the whole text.
20, know why you feel so sleepy in school? Because school, is the place where dreams begin.
21, the car to the mountain, even if the mountain before the demolition of the car to sell the wheel.
22, the beginning of everything is difficult, and then the middle is difficult, and finally the end is difficult.
23, I wanted to have a look back at the god, but I did not expect the day is too cold, laughed out of a snot bubble.
24, night mirror, looking at their own white as jade body. Sighing: how good cabbage ah, how can not find a pig?
25, squeezing the bus is a comprehensive movement that contains a variety of sports and fitness programs such as sparring, yoga, judo, balance beam and so on.
26, I have talked about the longest love, is narcissism, I love myself, no love enemy.
27, crying about how much he loves you, I guess even you don't believe it.
28, first learn not to be angry, and then learn to be angry.
29, is my, you don't move, not my, you also give me put that.
30, once I also deer jumped, now may be crashed.
31, this joke is so funny, I have to see a tragedy to calm down.
32, there is nothing to do, do not look for me, something more do not look for me.
33, there is a unique road in the world, in addition to you, no one can go, he leads to where? Don't ask, go is, when a person does not know your road will also lead him to when you have climbed higher than any time.
34, some things, know that is wrong to insist, because not willing; some people, know that is love to give up, because there is no end; sometimes, know that the road is not but still traveling, because of habit.
35, buddy psychological quality is good, with no psychological quality.
36, I wish you a lot of grandchildren in the future! *** enjoy the family! The name of the grandchildren think well? I've got it.
37, to find the fortune teller counted, you and I, destined to be together!
38, people to middle age is a Journey to the West! Wukong's pressure, the eight ring's body, the old sand's hairstyle, the Tang monk's abrasive, but also from the West is getting closer and closer.
39, just want to elegantly turn around, not expected gorgeous hit the wall!
40, God is very fair, he let you through the Hanukkah, will not let you through Valentine's Day!
41, looks handsome only called uncle, looks ugly called old driver!
42, the world of things like this, the more you want to two, the more two are not all.
43, in the girls flower like age, you grew into a succulent plant.
44, don't call your child a brat, because genetically speaking, it's not good for the parents.
45, once a man said to me: you look so handsome ah! I immediately returned: not handsome, not handsome, casually long.
46, the extinction of the dinosaurs, because the makeup created a beautiful woman on earth.
47, break up is nothing, I can then love.
48, the early bird has a worm to eat, the early worm is eaten by the bird.
49, life grinds us round, is to let us roll farther.
50. Even if the world is left with only five minutes, we will go crazy together.
51, adhere to not see success, but give up will be very easy.
52. Some people say that love without bread will starve to death.
53, I have a small heart but not lack of, I am good-tempered, but not without.
54, the most affectionate eyes in this life, are dedicated to the phone screen.
55, to be the most failed than the Tang Monk, people around either enemy or friend, always want to send him to the West.
56, I lowered my head, not to admit defeat, but I am looking for money.
57, fell down and stood up, change a good-looking posture and fall down again.
58, usually scold you even if, have to wait for me to beat you, only to realize that I am both civil and military.
59, originally intended to sell the house to support you, but the landlord does not allow.
60, this population is heavy, proposed to ban Coke, change to drink emergency syrup.
61, stay up the deepest night, drop the most hair, become the most bald LV.
62, rolling calves, ** to have vulgar, tumbling, baby cows.
63, I'm a person who never holds a grudge, usually have a grudge I reported on the spot.
64, can not catch the tail of youth, can only smell the youth of the P.
65, the youth of the youth of the tail of the youth of the youth of the youth of the youth.
65, we are all young so a time, why should I be accustomed to you!
66, at this moment in society, toilet water can be tap water.
67, mosquito you have hands and feet, why not find a job to live properly.
68, your backbone? Left home!
69, those who can not pass the hurdles, not all because you have short legs!
70, I do not want you to dream of me, I want you to sleep for me.
71, God will surely forgive me, because that is his profession.
72, reality rapes the past, leaving behind a sinful seed called memory.
73, you will roll? I'm not going to be able to do that. Then don't hurry up and roll!
74, and so busy this time, you can then busy next time.
75, I can think of the most romantic thing, is to see you slowly grow old.
76, life is more than meets the eye, and can not afford to buy a house, and can not afford to support the family's wages.
77, I was bashful to go, just as I squeezed the eyes to come.
78, school is really hard, not as good as playing computer at home.
79, recently found a very terrible reality: that is, what things are in the price, favoring my own is more and more cheap! It seems that it is time to give themselves up the price!
80, the same meat, why long in the chest is very popular, and long in the stomach is so annoying? This is not a geographical discrimination?
81, you only need to look at others wonderful, God has another arrangement for you.
82, the class time is like a Nanfu battery, a more than six sections long.
83, the husband is not without tears, not sprinkled between the parting.
84, is that people have a dark side, if you favor to say that you are very simple, then I can only say, you are not human!
85, see in my so lovely on the part of, you from me.
86, a woman without talent is virtue, I think I must be too lack of virtue.
87, there are two things that others can not take, one is the food you eat into your stomach, the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So say ah, you as a dream foodie, you are invincible!
88, what to do in this era, the threshold has become so high, want to be a geek, can you afford to buy a house?
89, this love can wait to become a memory, just then the situation is more complicated.
90, what is a real brother? It is when a brother needs a woman, step forward to be his woman.
91, want to fall in love, but do not want to go to disaster others, just want to disaster you.
92, do not fight, do not fight life in vain, not bitter, not tired life tasteless.
93, spring is never biased, she gave everyone a spring.
94, outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, fork fork fork fork fork, don't laugh, although I can't remember this ancient poem, but I will always remember you! I wish to be happy forever!
95, like a person to go to confession, in case into the spare tire.
96, every time someone fierce me, I feel that this person has a problem, to such a lovely me, he can actually lose his temper, speechless.
97, can not pull themselves out of love, and the radish in someone else's field.
98, not everyone will read, will read are not good children.
99, the north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, who has a delicate wife to keep an empty room, you have difficulties I help, I live next door my surname is Wang.
100, why do you want to grow old together, I want to keep black hair.
101, every time you go to buy something, others will tell you, if you sincerely want, will give you cheaper. You see, sincerity is so worthless!
102, I have an empty body to pick up women's skills, but I can not help myself to be a girl.
103, believe it, do not believe it, but also the whole fucking WeChat.
104, whenever the boys say that they have organized their room, the standard usually refers to: from the door to the bed between the road has been opened.
105, full of wisdom, hard to hold up my face.