A contradictory state of mind, like catching adultery, catching not willingly, catching and then to pain
Second, when I was a child to hand in homework parents to sign, my desk did not sign. The teacher asked him: How come your mom didn't sign? He cried: Dad said mom went to a very far place and then the whole class is quiet! I'm a bitter fellow student! The class, led by me, burst into tears, and the teacher's eyes also turned red. A few days later, eating lunch, he took out a package of Zhouheiduck stink show, I asked him where he came from? He said his mom brought back from the Wuhan tour.
Third, since I became a bubble of shit, no one dares to step on my head.
Fourth, life is very nasty fortunately I'm very cute
Fifth, girls have to be a little dirty to be cute
Sixth, more and more young people began to tattoo, think about the summer of forty or fifty years later, tattooed old man old lady
Seventh, I'm not your sunny doll, do not have to smile at you all the time.
VIII, see through but do not say through, a lot of things, as long as they have a number in mind on the good, there is no need to say it.
Nine, the real warriors dare to fat still gluttonous sleepy also stay up all night poor still chasing the star ugly still face control
Tenth, I was born obstinately good and evil clearly so I like you is not a whim is not the heart of the mouth.
XI, many people into your life, but not into your heart.
Twelve, if you are not afraid of trouble, then trouble you with me together.
xiii, to your tears as early as that summer have evaporated, with you.
Fourteen, the phone bill is gone, the flow is gone, the text message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, the homework is still there.
XV, I ran like a child, is a look at the sky will be tears of children.
XVI, the enemy fell into the water, we can only pee.
XVII, I'm not a customer service agent, you do not have the right to ask my sister to answer this and that.
xviii, the test does not cheat, the next year when the school brother, rather than personality, can not pass
xix, speak do not give the old man rushed, the big deal is a break.
XX, no matter whether there is no one to love, we should also try to be a lovely person. Do not blame anyone, do not laugh at anyone, and do not envy anyone, the sun is bright, running in the wind and rain, do their own dreams, walk their own way. Although the best time, is always particularly short, but there have been touched, we will remember.
XXI, I want to treat all the people who say I am fat, after all, they are thinner than me.
Twenty-two, yesterday shopping Taobao, saw a knife seller, there is a bad review, point to see, it is written: set the owner of the knife, about the third day to go to the single pick, the knife is the fourth day to the!
Twenty-three, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he got all the students dead
Twenty-four, since you recognize a road, why bother to inquire about how long to go.
Twenty-five, fourteen never quarrel with their parents, quarrel won a beating, quarrel lost scolded.
Twenty-six, you see you like rain like fog and like the wind is not like people it.
Twenty-seven, you are like the passenger plane and shuttle bus you come late I have to wait for me to come late you gone.
Twenty-eight, take me away, I'm very good.
Twenty-nine, if money is a mistake, I would rather a mistake in the wrong.
Thirty, many people are looking for happiness money, looking for the road to success, but because they are in a drunken search for the, actually do not know that they have got a lot of treasures, but still in the painstaking search.
Thirty-one, my IQ are taken to cute
Thirty-two, you give me, get out of my world, I do not want you! I decided to love myself
Thirty-three, is not even far away will have an end is not a sea change you are around.
Thirty-four, those days those silence and loneliness, are to let me meet you.
Thirty-five, I want to do all the romantic things with you in this summer.
Thirty-six, if the snow does not hit the umbrella, we can not go to the white head.
Thirty-seven, life is more than the immediate metropolis, and the former wedding invitation.
Thirty-eight, every student has a one day to write homework within the divine skill, but can only break out on the last day of the holiday.
Thirty-nine, see the money word I two eyes light, more owe word even two eyes tears.
Forty, I can not grow high probably because it has been very mini
Forty-one, I am sad that we are separated, but did not say goodbye seriously.
2. The teacher said, "Don't get up when you fall down, look around and see if there is any money. If you hate, life can be hated anywhere. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere.
5. Let the storm come harder, let those who are dating into the soup bar
6. In my next life, I want to be an onion, who bullied me, I will let who tears.
7. Maybe you'll meet girls who are prettier than me, who are gentler, who love you more, but they won't be as good as I am at eating, sleeping, and being angry.
8. Love is like poop, you make a long time, but just a fart.
9. The sky is vast, the field is vast, and the mentality of getting rich is too confusing.
10. It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.
11. I will cook all kinds of flavors of instant noodles, do you want to consider marrying me.
12. "Passing by the high school classroom, see the blackboard, think English is so difficult." "That's math!"
13. Do you have a feeling that some boys have a daughter-in-law and forget about girlfriends ah
14. Men in the god, in the look down on women, that is also from the woman's stomach
15. Especially like the teacher angry, scolded us for a class, and then out of the class.
16. You always say I'm lazy, yes, like you lazy to give you up ah.
17. family has a six-year-old niece, the day lunch, said the niece love to eat what the problem, the results of the niece said: "Dad so big still eat mom's milk, you say disgraceful ......."
18. no. How do I grow taller in the days of the sun
19. morning just out of the cell door, a five or six-year-old loli, a hugged my thighs crying: uncle, you marry me! I am messy, suddenly heard a voice behind me said: you are married, today also have to give me to go to school!
20. With you to get along with a long time, I also more and more like to joke
21. Each student has a day to write homework within the divine technology, but only in the last day of the holiday outbreak.
22. The father told his son a story: Once upon a time, there was a frog...Son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space...Son: Is there a restricted one? Father: Shhh~ Keep your voice down, don't let your mom hear. Once upon a time there was a frog without clothes...
23. I am most afraid of death, and also afraid of getting sick and taking medication, more afraid of getting sick and taking medication when suddenly died
24. Just now, a friend told me a junior high school when he was bad teenagers blackmailed twenty dollars, he handed over fifty dollars, the bad teenagers looking to give him thirty dollars of the touching story.
25．There are many heartless people in the world, but there are many more boring people
26．The best way to put an end to advertising is to ~~~~~~~ smash TVs and computers.
27. I feel that everything in my own home is not as good as in other people's homes
28. Today, I saw a woman chasing after a man, super cute, she said: "Be my boyfriend, okay? I can't think of a way to do it."
29. He had a fight with her, he threw the door, walked, shouted and then came back is a grandson! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, "Grandma, I came to see you!"
30. "Will you like me?" "Not ah". "Will not ah" "then I teach you good"
31. pet food company to do market research, answering the phone is a child. Investigator: Do you have a puppy, a cat or a rabbit? Children: No, my mom just gave birth to me!
32. If the whole world does not want you, you must remember that there is me, I do not want you!
33. Someone a head of let others envy the long hair, the results of a touch of wig
34. General TV series said, you kill me, will not be killed. On the contrary, those who say, "Don't kill me," will be killed.
35. My sister dormitory four female "baby". There is a girl called "Jiao Wa", look small and cute. There is a "Eve", like to eat apples. There is a "Kuwa", very good body. And my sister is called "Huluwa" because she snores in her sleep.
36. I knocked on the desk in class, the teacher said to me: light, the building is not strong
37. This life is not long, the only thing to cherish, so as not to miss the beauty and loveliness of those who let the regret as little as possible.
38. Looking for a friend, looking for a friend, found a boyfriend, kissing, pulling hands, the night of the birth of a child.
39. "I found that you recently and ......" "stop not allowed to say 'fat' or 'fat! '!" "Swollen!"
40. Mom asked her five-year-old son, "If mom and dad fight, which side are you going to stand on?" The child thought seriously for a moment and said firmly: "Stand beside."
41. If I don't look refreshed, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I am hungry.
42．The teacher said that a wrong question is a fortune, and I looked at my paper and realized that I was dirt poor.
43. Every day, get up, always and dear quilt staged: kissing lingering, reluctant to give up, hate and go to the sadistic drama.
44. Sometimes feel so like so like you, the feeling is like eating too much, burst.
1. If I don't seem to have the spirit, may be tired, may be sick, the biggest may be hungry
2. If there is a person who loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, then let her die in exchange for me to love you.
3. I never leave my name, only my business card.
4. Once, we relied on each other. Now, you have your goddess, I have my god. Just like this, fade a love
5. Since you recognize a road, why bother to inquire about how long to go.
6. In the ugly people will be loved, in the beautiful people will be disliked
7. Special sleepy time, only one idea, is to hope that the teacher do not wake me
8. This lady in your stupid points, not to say what you.
9. How can you be young without being wild, and how can you call yourself proud without being reckless.
10. Someone a head of let others envy the long hair, the results of a touch of wig
11. crazy like people, every day to live a crazy life
12. Maybe you will meet more beautiful girls than me more gentle girls love you more girls, but they certainly do not have I can eat, can sleep, can be angry people.
13. I hope that Santa Claus will stuff the answers to the final exams of all subjects into the stocking at the foot of my bed on Christmas Eve
14. I only have one father, not great, but I love him.
15. It's cold, you remember to wear an extra jacket, and I said it's good to take it off when it's cold to me.
16. I don't think I'm stupid at all. At least in the matter of liking you, I'm self-taught.
17. Do not dog mouth can not spit out ivory, you are not a dog you can spit it out
18. Without the spray of anger and sadness, smile is nothing more than a gesture
19. I just put you in the heart, I just love you all the time, what can you do to me
20. This volume is very clean, so do not want to blacken it
21. good brother for life, is it to be two ribs? Who is so stupid
22. Every day to get up, always and dear quilt staged: kissing and lingering, reluctant to give up, hateful and sadistic drama.
23. The old class always digging boogers in class while telling us the truth, which makes us embarrassed!
24. After the breakup, I told you that I was ready to go after the big guy, and that was just to tell you that you don't have to worry about me being sad because you left.
25. Love is like taking a dump, you've been trying so hard for so long, but it's just a fart.
26. I want to hold your hand and promise you a lifetime of vows
27. The ageless male god Lu Yunlong, he went outside to take care of himself
28. The moment the results are announced, the most prone to heart attacks.
29.嫌我碍事是吗？ You do not know that want to come to my world is not so easy
30. I heard that everyone has liked their own desk, regardless of whether your desk is male or female!
31. Every time I get a new book after the start of the school year, I feel like I'm having my own private book signing.
32. You say you see things in the world are gray, it's because you are color blind
33. Even if the rain turns the whole city upside down, six forty to school.
34. Hidden in my body of the blood of the bully ah I order you in the name of the scum seal lifted.
35. Have you ever felt the slightest bit guilty, I'm just your pawn
36. I'm strong, manly and capable of carrying things, and I'm a fucking girl.
37. Why should girls be so calculating with each other, anyway, after a few decades are to dance together in the square dance.
1. Don't be sentimental to me, sister would have been very ruthless
2. Prosperity such as three thousand east flowing water, only to take a scoop of your love to understand.
3. Feelings do not have to be used to generalize, deep love does not need to be used to show off
4. Feelings can not tolerate deception, and ultimately, we did not get out of the world.
5. Give me two years, I must let you kneel in front of me
6. Shopping, let me wet, necessary, you a thief God.
7. A few days did not eat, we send some eggs!
8. Good brother for life, is to be two ribbed knife? Who is so stupid
9. Suddenly found that a drop of tears have become so extravagant.
10. It is said that the white paper can get three points, that is called the paper surface neat.
11. Trouble for me to end up into a point, after all, a heart can not be used twice.
12. Summer without watermelon is not good ice cream.
13. Every time I wake up in the morning, I realize that I have to go to bed earlier at night.
14. Name about selling stupid, good-looking called Meng Meng Da, long ugly on a word stupid.
15. You do not use eye electricity me, because my glasses are insulated.
16. You don't have to grow taller, I can bend over.
17. Your presence brings me back to the beginning.
18. You come over, I have a love affair want to talk to you.
19. Do you think I will stand by and watch you go to your death? I'll close my eyes.
20. Women, long beautiful is the advantage, live beautiful is the ability.
21. The fall came so recklessly, there is no consideration of the feelings of summer.
22. People will fight for a breath, but forced out of a pile of shit!
23. If love is not crazy, it is not real love
24. Lost feelings, all belong to the fate.
25. Shi master, if you bully the poor road, that is not to give Jesus face!
26. I was not a delicate master, so I do not need anyone to protect
27. I do not fight with fat, almost did not sacrifice.
28. I can draw a circle, I shut myself in it and keep the memories out.
29. Between us, there was no real beginning, but there was an end that once made me ache.
30. I said I can forget, like a meteor across the sky, without leaving a trace
31. I want to hold your hand, promise you a lifetime of vows
32. I want to make you pay for what you do, which you do not understand
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34. Once in the evening, you want to eat something is night eating disorder, some people say that this symptom is due to loneliness.
35. In the ugly people will be loved, in the beautiful people will be disliked
36. In the back seat of the bike when embracing themselves are adjectives.
37. Just too much boredom, I put you so deep in the heart
38. Wish those who review very well still say they are going to fail the child's heart!