2. What kind of chicken runs fast in the world? Answer: Kentucky Chicken Nuggets
3.A big meadow (plant) Answer: plum blossom (no flowers)
4.Another big meadow (plant) Answer: wild plum blossom
5.Here comes a flock of sheep (fruit) Answer: strawberries
6.Here comes a flock of wolves (fruit) Answer: prunes
7.Here comes a flock of lions (sports celebrities) Answer: Lang Ping
8. What animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: moose (lost)
9. What animal never wins or loses at guessing? Answer: Crab
10. What animal is most likely to fall down? Answer: the cunning fox (slippery feet)
11. What kind of chicken has no wings? Answer: field fowl
12. If there is a fire in the zoo, which animal is the first to escape? Answer: human
13. A farmer has 10 cows with only 19 horns, why? Answer: there is a rhinoceros
14. What animal can be put on the wall? Answer: seals (posters)
15.What is the best way to divide nine horses into ten pens equally and have the same number of horses in each pen? Answer: Put the nine horses into one ring, and then put nine rings around the outside of this ring
16. There is a cow with its head facing north, it turns to the right three times in the same place, then turns backward three times in the same place, and then turns to the right again, when its tail is facing where? Answer: toward the ground
17.10. Which is longer, the water snake, the python, or the green bamboo snake? Answer: Green Bamboo Snake
18. Who is the king of all animals? Answer: The Zookeeper
19. There are a bunch of chicks running around in the vegetable field. Answer: the mother's chickens
20. A slip of three trees, the ten horses to bolt, bolt single not bolt double, ask, how many horses per tree bolt? Answer: one, six, three trees! Of course it's one horse per tree!
21. What was killed by you and yet still your own blood? Answer: mosquito
22. A bull and a cow, guess three words. Answer: two cows
23. A bull and a cow, guess five words. Answer: still two cows
24. There are ten birds in the forest, the small shot one, but the other nine did not fly away, why? Answer: because it is an ostrich
25. A sheep is eating grass, a wolf passed by, but did not eat the sheep, guess an animal. Answer: shrimp
26. Another wolf passed by, or did not eat the sheep, guess an animal. Answer: shrimp
27. Sheep passed next to the wolf yelling at the wolf, the wolf still did not eat the sheep, guess an animal. Answer: lobster
28.Cheetah running from Beijing to Shanghai take which road is the fastest? Answer: the road on the map
29. A small bird, wearing a bulletproof vest in a large tree dancing happily at this time, came a hunter, "bang" a snatch killed the bird bullet right in the heart of the bird. Q: How could the bird be killed while dancing in a bulletproof vest? Answer: It was a striptease
30. A group of animals ran a race... After running to the finish line... All the other animals were gasping for breath... Only the sheep do not gasp (playing an idiom) Answer: Raise eyebrows and exhale (sheep did not exhale) two-meter-long track, seven-inch-long red crabs and five-inch-long black crabs race, who first to the finish line? Answer: black crab (red crab is cooked)
31. Two dogs race, dog A runs fast, dog B runs slow, run to the finish line, which dog sweats more? Answer: Dogs don't sweat
32. Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? Answer: because trees don't jump
33. A man ate a big bite of watermelon, then stood outside the door and threw up. Why? Play an animal. Answer: rabbit (spitting up seeds)
34. You stand on the side of the road after drinking and roar at the earth, guess an animal. Answer: hare
35.The dog makes the cat cook - guess an animal. Answer: panda
36. The cat doesn't do it - guess an animal. Answer: white bear
37.The dog did it---guess an animal. Answer: dog bear
38. a puppy often does not bathe, why does not it have lice? Answer: the dog will only give birth to puppies
39. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: pandas, look at its dark circles under the eyes
40. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Answer: Because it's too slow
41. A monkey can break a corn every minute. How many corn can a monkey break in 5 minutes in an orchard? Answer: none, there is no corn in the orchard
42. There are ten fish in the tank, one died and asked how many are left? Answer: ten, a dead fish is still a fish
43. Which kind of thief can be put to death immediately after being caught? Answer: squid
44. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse, why did the hungry old cat go on its way without even looking at the mouse? Answer: Because it was a blind cat
45. Which animal is the size of a cat and looks like a tiger? Answer: A small tiger
46. You are standing with a pig, guess an animal. Answer: elephant
47. When the big bad wolf dragged away the mother sheep, why did the lamb follow without a word? Answer: The lamb was in its mother's stomach
48. An animal in the North Pole with four legs and two peaks on its back, guess an animal with five words. Answer: the lost camel
49. The teacher said that the earthworm cut into two sections can still be regenerated, Xiaodong according to the teacher's words to do, but the earthworm died, why? Answer: Because he cut it vertically
50.A dog was chosen by the dog-taming center. Answer: cat
51. The pig ran away from the pigsty, what should be done? Play a Taiwanese male singer and a Hong Kong male singer. Answer: Wang Lihong, Hacken Lee
52. There are 2 apples on the apple tree, now come over three little monkeys, how many apples and how many monkeys are on the tree in 10 minutes? Answer: 2 apples and no monkeys
53. Chicken, puppy and kitten are memorizing together, which one of them will the teacher ask to memorize first? Answer: Puppy (Want Want Senbei)
54. Why does Doraemon like to help other people? Answer: lend a hand (round)
55. An ant died when it accidentally fell out of an airplane. How did it die? Answer: starved to death
56. A hunter went to the forest to hunt, he only had 3 flying daggers with him, and he firmly believed that nothing in the world could be subjected to his 3 flying daggers and still not die, he walked and walked and met an orangutan that could eat people, and the orangutan pounded his chest and approached him, and he threw out the first flying daggers, but it was caught by the orangutan's left hand; and he threw out the second flying daggers, and did not expect to be caught by the orangutan's right hand; and finally he threw out the second flying daggers, and I didn't expect to be caught by the orangutan's right hand; and finally he threw the second flying daggers. He threw his second knife, but it was caught by the ape's right hand; finally he threw his last knife; in a flash the sand flew away, the wind rained down, and it was all over! The last flying dagger was actually caught in the mouth of the abominable beast, and the brave hunter despaired; the abominable orang-utan screamed and roared in triumph; and the end was---the orang-utan was dead. Why? Answer: When the ape roars he pounds his chest with both hands and pounds himself to death
57.What is Garfield's favorite dog? Answer: hot dog
58. A male gecko and a female gecko were afraid of falling in love on the wall. The female gecko said a word that was a superlative. After that, the male gecko fell down with a bang. What did the female gecko say? Answer: hug
59. Two people 50 meters apart, one of them with a dog, when the man began to walk the dog also began to run back and forth, when he met a person when running back, met the person when running back, so repeatedly, until the two people met, the dog ran how many meters? Answer: 50 meters
60. There is a pig sales of the old man, drove a group of pigs to the market to sell, the first person to buy away the whole group of pigs half of the zero and a half head of pigs, the second person to buy the rest of the half of the zero and a half head of pigs, and came to a person to buy the rest of the rest of the half of the zero and a half head of the remaining group of pigs at this time just to sell out, the old man sold how many pigs a ****? Answer: 7
61.There are three wolves on the mountain hunters killed one with a gun and how many more? Answer: one
62. Why are all hens short-legged? Answer: They can't break their eggs
63. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the freestyle race? Answer: Because frogs only know how to swim
64. How many steps does it take to put an elephant in a refrigerator? Answer: three steps: open the door, load the elephant, close the door
65. If you had a pair of wings what would you do? Answer: rush to the hospital
66. A bear came from a distance to play an idiom. Answer: come prepared (bear English bear)
67.What is more annoying than a crow? Answer: crow's beak
68. The princess stopped hanging the mosquito net after she got married, why? Answer: She married a frog prince
69. Answer: Because I've never seen a cat wearing glasses
71. It takes an hour for a bird to fly twenty kilometers on Earth, how long does it take for the bird to fly the same distance on the moon? Answer: There is no air on the moon, so the bird would not be able to live on the moon
72. In the zoo, the elephant has the longest trunk, so what is the second longest? Answer: baby elephant
73. How do you make a sparrow quiet? Answer: press it (crow)
74. What is smaller than a bacterium? Answer: the son of a bacterium
75.Who dares to stand on a tiger's head? Answer: a louse
76.Is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why? Answer: Black chickens, because black chickens can lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs
77. Why do two tigers fight so hard that they have to fight each other to the death? Answer: Because no one dares to persuade them to fight
78. Under what circumstances can a mountain accommodate two tigers? Answer: a male and a female
79. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep pen, a squatting in the pigsty. (Playing an idiom) Answer: ying yang dun hu (a sheep squatting wrong)
80. Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of winged butterflies after what? Answer: gave birth to a bunch of caterpillars
81. The city gate is on fire (guess an animal) Answer: tropical fish
82. What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer: right ear
83. What sea has no fish? Answer: The Sea of Resignation
84. A kangaroo and a monkey are competing in a high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before they even started jumping? Answer: The kangaroo jumped with both feet and committed a foul
85. A white + a white =? Answer: A white rabbit
86. There was a pig that got up every morning to run in order to lose weight. One day it was running very fast, when there was a tree in front of it, and it saw it, but it still hit the tree and died. Do you know what happened? Answer: Because pigs don't make sharp turns
87. What chicken in the world runs slowly? Answer: Nicole Kidman
88. Dog Bites Dog (Guess the Idioms) Answer: Canine Teeth
89. A man was being chased by a tiger, and suddenly there was a big river in front of him, and he couldn't swim, but he passed it, why? Answer: fainted
90. lion and cheetah in the grasslands for the 100-meter race, if from the same starting point, the lion ran to the end of a hundred meters, the cheetah only ran to 90 meters, now let the lion from the starting point back 10 meters to start, then who first reached the end of them? Answer: lion
91. A hunter has a shotgun can only hit a meter away, a rabbit 100 meters away from him why was he killed by a shot? Answer: The gun is 99 meters long
92. What are the two wishes of a panda? Answer: To take a colorful photo and to get rid of the dark circles under his eyes
93. Why doesn't a good horse eat the grass behind it? Answer: Because the ones behind are eaten up
94. Is the panda more black than white? Answer: More white ones
95. How does a caterpillar cross a river without a bridge? Answer: Turned into a butterfly and flew across
96. What is the thing that will solidify when heated? Answer: Egg
97. If you have a hen that lays golden eggs, what should you do? Answer: Wake up and stop dreaming
98. An animal looks like a cat from a distance. Answer: tiger
99. What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows
100.What is the purpose of an eggshell? Answer: to protect the egg white and yolk
101.A dog stops barking after crossing a log bridge. Guess the idiom. Answer: "I'll never forget it"
102. When a cow is young, it is called a calf. Answer: hare cub, turtle son
103.How many duck eggs are there in a dozen? Answer: One dozen is broken
104.Xiao Mei has a fierce wolf dog, but why does it never bite fat people? Answer: It only eats lean meat
105.What did the mermaid princess become after she married the prince? Answer: a pot-bellied fish
106.Why does a bat often hang upside down? Answer: Because it has a prolapsed stomach
107. How does a tiger tied to a 10-meter rope eat grass 20 meters away? Answer: Tigers don't eat grass
108. What is the biggest difference between an elephant and a flea? Answer: An elephant may have fleas on its body, but a flea can never have an elephant on its body
109. Who is happy to be pigeonholed by others. Answer: pigeon
110.What rat loves to be clean? Answer: the EPA
111.Why does a healthy couple give birth to an offspring with no eyes? Answer: Because the egg is laid
112.Which animal can be seen in red, white and black. Answer: The blushing zebra
113. Why does the turtle suddenly have two big heads? Answer: Because the turtle was thinking about it
114. What is the difference between a cat and a pig? Answer: One is a pet and the other is food
115. Are "silkworm ants" ants or silkworms? Answer: Silkworms
116. What can the hare absolutely beat the tortoise? Answer: Sit-ups
117. Why are the hare's eyes red? Answer: The tortoise and the hare cried red when they lost the race
118. There were three geckos crawling on the wall, and not long after one gecko fell down, the other two also fell down, what happened? Answer: Because the other two clapped and screamed, so they also fell down