Humorous self-deprecating classic sentences 74 sentences

1, a wake up, the sky is dark.

2, there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

3. There is no access road before, and no way back.

4, the good man did not have a good wife, lazy man married flower branch.

5. How noble I am to shoot at self-esteem.

6, put down the body, my road I do.

7, drunk I serve no one, I'll hold the wall.

8, live well, every day a new blow.

9, heroes do not ask for a way out, hooligans do not look at the age.

10, I am a good stall of mud, do not need to help you.

11, love me please raise your hand, do not love me please upside down.

12, do not see me regret life, see me life regret.

13, the book mountain has the road diligently for the path, only blame you do not have a rich life.

14, where the fall, where to lie down to sleep.

15, sleep to sleep to hand cramps, counting money to natural wake up.

16, thank those who knocked me down, lying really comfortable.

17, everything is difficult at the beginning, then the middle is difficult, to the end are difficult.

18, you do not understand my silence, and how will understand my sadness.

19, efforts are not necessarily successful, but do not try to be very easy.

20, endure a moment I think more and more gas, back a step I think more and more loss.

21, I'm not a casual person, I casually up is not a person.

22, I am not alone, there is a hard disk of girls with me.

23, I always exaggerate my own ugly, the more I exaggerate the more I feel perfect.

24, as long as the money can solve the problem, I can not solve one.

25, I never remember this person, usually have a grudge on the spot I will report.

26, all the way to have you, a little bit of suffering is willing to suffer a lot even if.

27, every day want to be different from others, the result is the same every day.

28, no money, no power, and then not to your good point, you can follow me?

29, bad temper because not sleep, I sleep well if you can bud!

30, I want to do your little sun, or not warm you, or not sun you die.

31, there is a kind of sadness called, I go back to you is a second back, you go back to me is reincarnation.

32, than you are good people are still working hard, then what is the use of your efforts?

33, it is not that I love to stay up late, but the night needs, I this bright star.

34, because you have a double chin, so encounter any difficulties, do not bow your head.

35, to be happy, to be cheerful, to be tough, to be warm, to be sincere to people.

36, the world is not with you, the world is just lazy to take care of you!

37, is the gold will always shine, you this glass ballast can only reflect.

38, sleep is an art, who can not stop me from the pursuit of art.

39, I eat every day in addition to the time all in the weight loss, you still say I have no perseverance?

40, squat down to touch their own shadow, sorry, follow me to make you aggrieved.

41, today's stairs fell down actually did not hurt at all, thanks to so many meat pad.

42. Why are you nearsighted? In order to look down on the world, so it is blurred eyes.

43, you are not too easy to get my heart, so it must be used to waste.

44, I am actually an angel, the reason why I stay on earth, because of the weight.

45, don't always scold me for hating iron, don't you know that iron can't become steel?

46, I found that I have supernormal capabilities, every time the gray wolf disguised as a sheep I can see.

47, come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. You are the poorest of the poor.

48, can there be a person who can see through my bravado, can protect my vulnerability.

49, the left side of the head is flour, the right side of the head is water, a think about the problem, it is full of brain glue.

50, I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me this way.

51, before, although poor, but happy, now different, not only poor, but also unhappy.

52, in the face smashed so much money skin care, the results of the body of any piece of skin is better than the face.

53, be strong, failure is also part of success, where the fall, where the blackmail.

54, if I say that this face counts as a hybrid, the most is Vietnam to help Cambodian hybrids.

55, I am like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.

56, between the girls do not play mind games, anyway, after a few decades are going to square dance together.

57, because not to earn money, the girlfriend suspected me of eating soft rice, I was furious, today the rice is made hard!

58, my circle of friends, half show love, half sad, interspersed with a few strong micro-merchants.

59, is not a solution to the problem, come on, we sit down calmly, you boast me for an hour.

60, suddenly realized that all my plans for my future have the same beginning: when I have money.

61, some things can not be done today, leave it to do tomorrow. If you're lucky, you won't have to do it if you die.

62, the north wind blowing, the autumn wind is cool, who's a delicate wife to keep the empty room, you have difficulties I help, I live next door my surname is Wang.

63, really boring, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see, but also turn around.

64, I think, if Newton was sitting under the durian tree, then our exams should be much easier.

65, some people say that my photos are ugly, I laughed, that is, you have not seen my real person, that is unbearable ugly!

66, scared me to death, thunder on thunder, flash hair power, I was in the bath, thought someone was helping me take pictures.

67, I'm fatter than the big white, warmer than the big white, more white than the big white, why you still like the big white do not like me.

68, every time I face food, I caution myself: eat more will die. But the result proves that I am not afraid of death at all.

69, boys say to you you are my little apple, do not think he likes you, it may also want to peel you.

70, in fact, the Tang Monk is also quite colorful, encountered a long not so good called master, encountered a good-looking called female Bodhisattva.

71, just someone sitting next to me, I went over to the backhand is a slap, really how can pressure to my invisible wings.

72, I'm so poor, why would I get fat, I do not know how to grow this meat, this problem has plagued me for years.

73, look at the scale on their own, still have the nerve to say that is the mother's sweet little cotton jacket, is simply a military coat ah!

74, travel does not have to care about the destination, care about the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard seat train ticket.