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1. I came out to earn money at the age of 18, developed from 1 nothing to penniless, and then from penniless struggle to debt! I am me, not 1 kind of fireworks! I am me, I see myself on fire!

2. Other people get into the car to practice, the first words are whispered "fire, step on the clutch, gear, release the clutch, go up." But when I get in the car to practice, the first words are usually loud first shouted "all out of the way! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

3. I once thought that as long as I ran hard forward, poverty and loneliness would not be able to catch up with me. But who would have thought that it was the hairline that couldn't catch up with me?

4. Some people say that backwardness must be beaten, and some people say that the gun hits the head, indicating that a person wants to beat you, always find a reason.

5. My friend got a breakthrough in his career and his life has been upgraded, so I'm really happy for him. But I'd be happier if it were me.

6. There are two things in the world that will lie on the glass, a gecko and a classroom teacher.

7. Don't always complain about your cell phone card, if you yourself were facing your face for hours every day, wouldn't you have to kill yourself too?

8. People say you're young, like a student, not because you look small, but because you wear dirt.

9. The collapse of young people is from the beginning of the job, the collapse of middle-aged people is from borrowing money, the collapse of the elderly is from not being able to learn square dancing.

10. Husband: "Wife, since I got married, I have problems with my eyesight!" Wife: "What symptoms?" Husband: "I can't see money!"

11. When I was small, I was afraid of being beaten, and I knew that when I was going to be beaten, I went to the toilet first, flushed with toothpaste and contained it in my mouth, and then when my father hit me, I foamed, and almost scared my father to death.

12. I got a blind date with a girl, my mom especially like, my dad also like, and finally recognized her as a goddaughter, and said I can not match her.

13. There is a kind of person, you do not ask her, she will never come to ask you, but you must not think that her private life is how colorful, not possible you do not ask her again, she died at home, such as me.

14. I think the current game is too unreasonable to play without charging money, if I had money and friends I would still be at home playing games?

15. like a person to try to chase, to love to confession, even if it was rejected by the blow was hurt, do not give up, after a dozen failures, you will also stop.

16. When I was a child, I always heard people say to me: "It's okay not to look good now, but in a few years it will look good when it grows." I'm not sure if I've ever had a good time, but I'm sure I've had a good time," he said.

17. Recently raised a fish died, carefully thought for a long time, do not want to burial, so for it to arrange a cremation, who knows the more baked the more fragrant, had no choice but to match himself with a bottle of beer!

18. Today in the home training my dog, after training my husband went over to the heart, and the dog said at length: "Oops, how dare you fight with the tiger? You are just a dog ah."

19. Life tells us that when you meet a douchebag, you should be decisive to stay away from him, or you will probably become good friends later.

20.Look at their own previously sent a circle of friends feel very strange, can not believe that so interesting people, actually is my own.

21. Last night, the power went out at home, the neighbor's house but there is electricity, call the electrician to take a look at, waiting for half a day to the end also did not come, the next day encountered and asked him: "How did not come last night?" He said: "Last night to go, see your home black lights thought no one, I went ......"

22. long so big, did not learn other skills, mastered a special skill, during the day without sleeping pills can sleep, the night does not use stimulants I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.

23. If you have a fight with your boyfriend, don't rush to investigate the reason for the fight, but rather find out how he suddenly got the courage to get up.

24. Age is a pig knife, this is to look pretty people say, to those who look ugly, the years take them no way.