01
"People are born to run, but not everyone can run a marathon."
The first sentence,
is so heartbreaking?
02
"The gods can run into the 300 with bare feet, you don't train, it's hard enough to lend you two more legs."
Then...
Just borrow another 500 legs from the sky!
03
"Good looking running lady, you can't catch up."
Looking good,
And running so fast
No wonder you haven't had a date in five years
04
"You'll get old if you run too much, but if you don't run, you'll get old too."
That's it
Keep running and getting old~
05
"Running fast and awesome doesn't mean your whole person is awesome."
No generalizations
It's a runner's consciousness
06
"No one is going to think highly of you just because you can run a full horse."
Going home might even
get you scolded by your wife
07
"It's cool when other people run as hard as they can, but you might be miserable and ugly when you run as hard as you can."
There's a kind of handsome
called just someone else being handsome
08
"It's true that people die suddenly at marathons, but people can die suddenly anywhere else but at marathons."
Sudden death on the track
does scare a lot of people
Protecting yourself
isn't that probable
09
"No one really knows if you don't post to your friends after you've finished running."
I heard that a lot of people run
just to send friends?
10
"People always say they want to outdo themselves because, well, other people aren't that good."
Seen through again
Harm
11
"Running in the morning isn't necessarily better than running at night, but you can't really get up in the morning."
So
are you a morning or night runner?
12
"I run faster in the winter because it's cold if I don't run faster."
Too true
Reported
13
"Every time I race I gain three pounds, on closer inspection three kilograms."
Where is this going to run a race
It's clearly going to get fat!
14
"Some people say that the marathon is a square dance for the middle class, which is true except that the middle class is inaccurate."
The marathon
is a square dance that belongs to all runners~
15
"It's easy to drink the northwest wind when you run for a living."
Of course
It can also be the southeast wind
16
"Those who say that running is hard to stick to, but easily stick to 'short, short, poor and ugly' for decades."
Old Iron
Again, it's solid
17
"Running isn't a cure-all, it doesn't change people's nature. A hooligan who runs a marathon is just a hooligan who can run better."
Next time
you meet someone like this on the track
let him catch up with you!
18
"A full marathon is not simply two half-marathons added together; a half-marathon you can run easily, a full-marathon you may crash and burn."
1+1
Sometimes it doesn't equal 2
19
"People who run marathons don't necessarily have money to spare, they may not have much money, but they really do."
After all
For Runner's One
are time-management gurus now
20
"Starting to exercise to lose weight, it's possible to weigh more two days before training."
Where can you lose weight if you don't eat enough
Where can you lose weight
21
"It's hard to make a slow runner run faster; it's hard to make a fast runner run slower."
Crossword:
Life is short why make things difficult for each other
22
"Some people often say that they, run like a dog. It's really so aggravating, dogs run much faster than you."
No comparison
No harm done
......
23
"The biggest difference between running on a treadmill and running outdoors is that it's easier to get a tan running outdoors."
Strange knowledge added
24
"Run more marathons and you'll think, it's better to lay around the house."
Who doesn't love to lie down at home?
25
"The great gods are to be worshipped, not imitated."
Remember?
Don't pk with the Great God next time
26
"Running doesn't make your legs thicker, your thicker legs are still mainly due to fat."
The truth in this world
is often overwhelming
......
27
"Before you run, you think you can get off the hook by running; only to find out - after you run - that running, makes you single by merit."
What's wrong with being single?
Eating your family's rice?
28
"Even if you have money, you can't grab a spot in a popular marathon."
The joy of being rich
is gone at this point, too
29
"The only way to make yourself feel good about eating is to run."
Isn't running
the only way to gorge yourself in peace!
30
"Expensive gear isn't necessarily better than cheap gear, but cheap and good gear is hard to find!"
Sincere question for runners:
Is there really no cheap and good gear?
31
"You said you were too busy to go running today. No need to feel guilty. Because you won't be there tomorrow either."
Then...
The day after tomorrow!
32
"There's a kind of running fitness called just collecting and not acting."
Don't look,
That's you!
33
"Why is it that people with average running strength always but love to buy gear? Because strength isn't enough, gear comes in."
Gear isn't enough either
What to do
Strength comes in handy?
34
"If you don't run five days a week and only focus on one or two days of hard training, instead of being harmful to your body, you might as well not run."
Running
Still have to train scientifically oh~
35
"Running legs are difficult, not running all over the body. Do you think it's a disease?"
Three days without running
It feels like a waste
36
"If you don't understand running, don't make it up, or you'll die of laughter."
It's not what I said about myself
hee hee hee
37
"The vast majority of people who run marathons have no one to invite them, they can't run in first place, and they don't get the prize money."
What you can gain
is the sense of accomplishment of defeating yourself
38
"Injured and still desperate to run to death, finish the race first go to the hospital to see the brain."
After all, a bad leg can be cured
A bad brain is a lifelong affair