The principal and the English teacher visited a French middle school, and the English teacher translated during the main speech in the audience. A
Principal: "My dear teachers and students!
English teacher: "Ladies and gentlemen!
Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"
English Teacher - _-! Wanted to say something: "Good morning!
Principal: "Good morning! "
English teacher: ......
A polar bear, because the snow is too harsh, must wear sunglasses to see things, but he could not find sunglasses, eyes closed, so crawled everywhere on the floor looking for climbing, climbing, dirty hands and feet climbed up to find sunglasses to wear sunglasses, the mirror photo found: Oh, I'm a panda
Polarity alone to endure! Stayed on the ice to laze around, really bored and started pulling their own hair to play, one, two, three, and finally pull a not left, and he died of cold.
4. Immortal world a bird, he passed the cornfield every day, but unfortunately, that cornfield 1 day, fire, all the corn into popcorn! The bird flew past ...... I think snow, cold death.
5. Xiaoming's new reason for hair, go to school the next day, classmates saw his new hairstyle, laughed: Xiaoming, head shape as if a kite oh! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved, he ran outside and cried, cried, cried, his crotch.
6. The spider fell in love with the love butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it, the spider asked: why? This is why! Butterfly said: "My mom, all day on the Internet is not a good man.
7 hot summer, every day two bananas to go on the road to walk in front of the banana suddenly felt hot, he said, so hot oh, I want to undress. As a result, he stripped the skin results behind the banana. Then undressed bananas became bananas?
8. One day, the three explorers finally found the legend of the Spirit Valley, as long as the bracket side of the valley shouting heart want something, and then jump down the valley, you will hope to get drowning want. So the three of them decided to check it out.
The first was a goat, who yelled "Woman! Woman!" The crowd of really beautiful women jumped downward and waited
The second, the nerd, shouted "Book book book book book!" And then jumps to a book behind the valley.
The third was indecisive, thinking left and right and not always sure of his favorites, and after an hour he finally made up his mind that the bill was the most useful, so he went to the valley. Accidentally kicking a stone, he uttered a "Shit!" Unexpectedly, the center of gravity fell in this valley
Ming, tomorrow to take the exam nest, but in the evening watching TV
Ming's mother worriedly asked: book reading? Tomorrow's exam
Xiaoming quickly replied: Mom, I read ah. Praise Xiao Ming
Xiaoming's mother was very happy: good, tomorrow you must take the test well do
Xiaoming cried: Mom, I said, 'Mom, I view
/> 10. Panda loved deer to express love but was rejected. The panda yelled, "Why? All this, why? The deer timidly: My mom, those who wear sunglasses are delinquents
One day Xiao Ming was walking down the road! Walking and walking, I suddenly felt my feet were sore! Why is that? Xiao Ming stepped on a lemon!
What is the coolest of the 12 Chinese characters? Thong (cool)
Towel "right" coins don't: son. Wearing a doctor's hat also doubles your value.
"Feet" on the "do": sister, the results are out. You are pregnant with twins.
"Minister" on "Giant": your favorite area. I have a 3-room, 2-bedroom.
13. One day, a university teacher questioned the students, a tree of ten birds, shot one, leaving a few?
The student asked: is it a silent pistol? How about no gunfire? 80-100 decibels. Illegal to shoot birds in this town? Don't do it. Are you sure the bird was actually killed? OK. at this point, the teacher is getting impatient: "Just tell me how many birds were left behind, OK. are the birds deaf in the trees? No. No. Not in a cage hanging from a tree? No. No other trees at the edge, any other birds in a tree? Is there a bird that the pregnant operator can't stand? Did the eyes of the person who hit the bird too much have flowers? Spend 10 teachers have been sweating, the bell rang, the students continue to ask: shadow birds are afraid of death are not afraid to die? Will not be shot to death two it, not the students said confidently: If your answer does not lie in the "sealing the bird hanging in the tree did not fall off, then left 1, if you belong to a not left. The teacher immediately foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground!
14. A day later, the intersection, found a super horror, he found Kakashi and the Monkey King actually laughed!
15. a long, long time ago, one night, 3 shrimp ponds, hahaha, a female ghost fart died.
16. a woman engaged in biological research aliens came to Earth, a circle, there are a lot of human genes that can be borrowed, she grabbed a man, he and text messages of the human genome together to bring back. The spacecraft is too small to carry him away, and too large to do the data all at once. In a moment of anxiety, the spacecraft's computerized help system says, "This man is a small stick to solve all the problems." As she recognized, the man with the drooling face said, "Give me the flash drive!" .
17. there is a trapped child crossing the road, the result of accidental truck flattened, his death looked at his body, he said: "I bean paste children do not eat meat children"
18. brother, do not touch! You above all the hair, you touch such a delicate skin, touch touch you touch water! How can I sell it later? This peach are fresh, you do not buy it!
19. Lamb once upon a time, one day, he went out to play, and ended up bumping into the big bad wolf. Wolf said, "I'm going to eat you! ! !!! Lamb was stunned! And guess what happened? The result of the Big Bad Wolf took the lamb to eat.
20. A long, long time ago, there was a swordsman, other than the cold, cold heart, the sword died with the cold last year
21 Once upon a time, there was a tiger chasing a deer in the street! The deer was shocked faster and faster, and finally turned into a highway
22 Tomatoes, stones mixed with tumble dryer spit crushed, there is a tomato spit, thrown rotten is a tomato pit pit spit numerous tomatoes crushed the last tomato also fell out of despair ah! Ketchup ah!
23. Soldiers asked the company commander: step on a mine should be hit? Company commander was angry: shit, what can be done? Be trampled on the price of compensation.
24. One day, the three little pigs to escape the big bad wolf chase, and built three huts. The big bad wolf blew no effort to destroy the grass hut, wooden hut, brick hut, three little pigs desperately run, but still the big bad wolf chase. The three little pigs said in despair, "You see what you can do. We give up, how do you. At this time, the big bad wolf smiled wickedly and left saliva and said: ? "Please tell me Little Red Riding Hood is there?
25. elephant dung row in the middle of the road, an ant just passing by, took a look at the peak in the misty, can not help but sing: ah friends of the cable, this is the Tibetan plateau
/> 26. queen of the railroad next to the queen does not have a paper, do not worry, the train will remind you: pants rubbing rubbing pants, pants rubbing! Queen of the river without paper, do not worry, the frog will tell you: stick scratching stick, stick from the beginning!
27. inadvertently created fake counterfeit currency with a face value of 15 yuan, they decided to get to the remote mountainous areas of the flower when they got 15 yuan to buy 1 sugar gourd is good, they cried, the farmers found their two 7.
28. someone newly installed phone just theater surrender, often people call to ask about the beginning of the movie showings, he was always good in the statement explaining that the phone is not yet available in the cinema now he stops the movie theater. Model phone has not yet the cinema now he stops beating, and one day he also feels so annoyed that he receives such a call, briefly saying, "You've got the wrong number!" This will also save some spit. One day, and the other came a familiar voice: "May I ask for the movie or something, now being released?" As usual, he said, "You're wrong!" After a moment of silence, the other replied, "Is it a movie or a foreign movie?
29 people climbed the wall out of the school, was captured by the principal, the principal Q: Why not you go to school? The answer is: Metersbonwe, the principal of the unusual way to ask: how to turn over such a high wall ah? He pointed to his pants: Li Ning, anything is possible.
The principal asked: what does it feel like to be on the wall? His pointed leather shoes: Tebu, flying feeling. 2 days, from the main entrance into the school, the principal asked: how not over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose, I'm like 3 days he wore mixed dress, the principal said: can not wear what is what, he said: Senma dress 4 days he wore an undershirt to school, the principal said, you can not wear an undershirt to wear bullying installation school, he said, man, like a simple love Stirrup Castle dress. The principal said, I have to remember, you are greater than he said: Why? The principal said, the dynamic zone, my place I make the decision.
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30 life is really no fun, last month, one of my buddy's child borrowed me 4000 dollars, said, do plastic surgery, the results are now completely unaware of what he turned into a model like, Oh4000 BR />
31 of the looter conditions: the bank's staff is only Spain, the robbery, it must have patience, the best! Bring a translation, thank you!
32 you blind ah? Such a shield, you can not see, but why throw stones at my head!
33, I think I should lose weight, the last blood donation 100 ml of lard, actually out.
/> 34. tourists: master, what kind of side effects of the straw house toilet? Monk: In addition to a straw house, the rest of the place is a toilet.
35 hair without a trace, dandruff more outstanding!
36. feces discharged with the urine is a good brother, one day the poop crossed the road was hit by a car and died, urine said: I miss the poop ...
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37 Yesterday, I attended a weight loss training class training, they want me to wear loose clothes, outrageous? If there were still baggy clothes, I'd still be logged in to do it?
38 My wife and I haven't spoken in 18 months and I don't get to interrupt her.
39 Thief A: count today a **** robbed the money? Thief B: No, tomorrow and read the newspaper to find out.
40. stand higher, pee farther
41. go their own way, let others take a taxi.
42. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way, let them find it.
43. Late one night, after the mental hospital, a young woman suddenly came back "wow" the woman turned around and saw a naked man chasing her. The woman was so scared that she ran away, followed by the man's enthusiastic pursuit. Poor, in front of a dead end, the woman desperate, kneeling on the ground crying, pleading: "You are willing to do what you do, but you do not kill me. "The cunning man laughed and said, "Really? "Now you start chasing me. "
44. time of the variety show, the host came to power announcer: please enjoy: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Silence creepy! Cold to
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45. tiger does not send a cat, when I'm dying!
46. went to our dormitory drunken pee, and then brought out a cold words: urine drinking too much wine special
47. went to Li-Ning, a pair of shoes, and my sister, my sister opened her mouth: "Miss, how much does this shoe cost a pound? "
48, before others to my aunt to my home as a guest, just entered the door happened to be my aunt wanted to go to the bathroom. Greeting guests, she hastened to say: "You sit ha sit ha, I go to the bathroom, but you order tea! "
49. college classmates and controversial issues, sometimes a shortcoming, so he stood up and shouted: you nonsense a slap on the table, I'm not not stupid! I spit you see shit
50. ice lolly ice cream is usually pushing a bicycle to sell children, once in the room to hear auntie shouted: new ice cream, hot up. (Estimated that the aunt sells cake doughnuts)
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51. controversial colleague with a sharp tongue came to the sentence "you think I eat to grow up? "I've been wondering exactly how to eat to grow up."
52. KTV VOD MM shouted: "Give me 1 week to cut the big stick" double Jie.
53 days of the big forest, fox marijuana, when the little rabbit came from afar, saw all this, came up with said: "Fox fox, how can you smoke marijuana is not good for the body, look, how much fresh air ah run it with me. Fox think about it right, so he and his bunny running running, they saw the elephant is heroin, a small rabbit elephant: elephant ah elephant, you are doing drugs, in the fresh air, and I run. Elephant going on a run. Running and running saw the lion roll up his sleeves and was about to inject heroin, a small rabbit shouted from the front of the lion: lion lion, drug abuse is not good for the body, how to see the fresh air, and I'm with it ... I saw the lion put down the syringe red bunny wildly flattened a meal, the elephant trembling lion said: why do you hit the bunny, he did not want to hurt the body how good ah! The lion said: "Because the rabbit eats ecstasy in every day, so I told him to run!
54 In the summer, a giraffe met a rabbit, the rabbit, she proudly flaunted her neck: ah, little rabbit, you know, a long neck okay? The highest bidder and the sweetest left? You know the feeling, summer drink cool water slowly across the neck, the rabbit looked at her and said: "You spit not? "
55, once, my brother hit me and hit my head bag. Later, my brother wanted to install something, did not find the bag, put the bag my head to bloom something. BR />
56 A long, long time ago, there was a marshmallow playing with a ball for a long time, and he said: "Tired, I think I've gone soft.
57. Before two snowmen, one snowman, said: "I'm so cold, the other said: I'm also cold, the other said: we two embrace it, so they both hugged. Guess what happened to you after that? Later, they died of cold
58 Even if a child to eat is not the truth, a farmer in order to educate me, said to me: 2060 life is bitter ah, did not eat
, pulled out of the boogers never thrown the 59 rich looking for servants, in an interview with a reporter on the subject of going to the toilet, after the first few do not wash their hands, the rich and powerful and therefore they left, only one washed his hands, rich s left him, but one day Rich found that he had not washed his hands, and Rich asked him why. The maid replied, "Even today, toilet paper ......
60 has a man seen the gap to go to the store to buy something? "I want to buy the dog? s food." We have a rule that you have to prove you have a dog. "Is there such a rule anywhere? Discounted items do." Abrasive salesman for a long time, salesman, or not agree to sell him no way, the man had to go home and put the dog to buy dog? food. A few days later, he went to the store to buy cat food "Give me two boxes of cat food." We have a rule that you must prove you have a cat. Or assistant, the man dawdled with her for a long time as a result, only to buy cat food or cats to go home and then bring, a few days later, the man holding dug a hole in a large cardboard box came to the store and found the salesman, "Are you buying something?" You put your hand in and find out. "The clerk put his hand in:" What is this, sticky. "I thought, bought two rolls of hand towels."
61. A man went to visit his grandmother with a friend, and when his friend started eating the peanuts on the coffee table, he talked to his grandmother and ate all the peanuts, and when they left his friend's grandmother said, "Thank you for the peanuts," to which Grandma responded, "Oh! Aww! Ugh! Because my teeth fell out and I could only suck off their outer layer of chocolate old, cough...
62. Someone who likes the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Casserole" was once very disappointed when he ordered it from a restaurant and was told by the waiter that the dish was sold out. He was disappointed when the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "It's really sold out" demanded the waiter. "Sir, it's really sold out. Look, sell the table, sir." The waiter answered the man down the waiter pointed, saw a very decent gentleman sitting sitting next to the gentleman meals've almost the last one, but still full of that "spicy fan pot", in fact, the man thought that the gentleman is a waste of delicious, so he went next to the gentleman, pointing to the "hot pot". Hot pot fan's share, very politely asked: "Sir you to me? "The gentleman kindly shook his head, so the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon to wolf down up a net, half of the moment under the belly, all of a sudden he found in the bottom of the casserole lying a very small small, but full of fur long little rodent a burst of nausea, the man ate all the fans, all spit back into the casserole. When there Fanwei endless, when the gentleman looked at him with a very sympathetic look and said, "I'm disgusted in the same way. "
63, this day, the hotel owner is a hall tour. Came a beggar came up and said: "Boss give toothpicks OK? The boss gave him a fight away for a while, came a beggar also came to a toothpick. The boss also thought that now the beggar, you want toothpick meal change? Also gave him a sent away, not much old, and a beggar. The boss said to him: "you came to the toothpick?" The beggar said: "Individuals vomit, I came late, has been in front of two beggars, can eat only eat soup. Can you give me a lifesaver?
</ 64. oldest, the oldest two take the airplane, the second motion sickness, non-stop vomiting. A bag full of vomit, the boss had to pick up the bag, and when he came back, he realized that the whole machine was constantly vomiting. The boss asked why her second child said, "I saw the only bag also vomited full, within has drunk half a bag, and they all ended up vomiting."
65, priest golf, a nun watching the first shot, he missed, the priest cursed: "Damn, he missed!" Hit, the priest cursed: "TMD, missed the shot The nun said, "You as a priest swearing God to punish. "The words were heard only as a thundering nun cracked. The priest wondered: why swearing, why crack nuns do? At this time only to hear God's voice from the sky: "TMD, I missed it!"
66 in Japan and South Korea's soccer team head coach came to heaven together, asked God each soccer team in the World Cup, God said: South Korea 50 years. The Korean coach cried out: I see him again. God said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach cried out: I see him again. The Chinese coach rushed to ask: What about us? God cried out: I see him.
67Three white rabbits picked a mushroom
Let's get some small wild together to eat
Small, I don't go I go you ate my mushroom
Won't rest assured that the white rabbits two big speakers to go
The white rabbit has not come back not come back, came to my door and ate most of the half year has passed. The other said: so it is a year past the white rabbit has not come back two big discussion, do not have to wait to eat. Just then, the white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle and said angrily, I know you want to eat my mushrooms
68. bears called tailless bears tailless, then we say, do not bear any penis bear is what? The answer is a female bear, and a female bear is a not-so-small penis.
69. The music class teacher played one of Beethoven's songs
The small little Wah Ming asked, "Do you know music?
Small Hua: "
Small Ming: "Do you know what the teacher played?"
Siao Hua: "Piano lessons."
70.The former man was fishing and caught a squid.
The squid begged him: you let me go, do not leave me grilled dinner ah.
Man: Well, then I ask you a few questions to test.
Squid was very happy to say: you test it, you test!
Then the squid grilled
71. Xiao Ming in a car accident,
Small Ming in a car accident lost a leg, lost a leg
of another car accident Xiao Ming lost his other leg
A car accident Xiao Ming in a leg
Pain yell ah yell ah yell? I'm sorry
The fact that Ming is such a beautiful dog
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On the 72nd, the chef's ? Black poop saw the chef white poop
Dahei asked: why is it white?
The white poop was angry!
He said, "I'm not a poop! Ice cream!
73 times in the heat of the day to play mahjong, a sudden power outage, had to buy a candle to continue the fight. Half an hour later, it was too hot to stand, one of them said: "Electric fan or open, hot death." Another person interface: "can not open open blow out the candle. Halo == "
74. college, my classmates just bought a cell phone, cell phone card, hit 1860 artificial station of the heat of the moment:" your land moved with business ...... "From the hands-free mode came out of nowhere, heard the attendant lady politely said:" Our land is touched with business ... The whole dorm stormed out laughing!
75. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountains to pick fruit,
He announced: "Children, after mining the fruit, we are unified washing, washing can be eaten together." /> All the children ran to pick the fruit.
Collect all the children from one gathering time.
Teacher: What did Xiaohua take? "
Xiaohua: "I'm washing apples as I gather them. "
Teacher: "Xiaomei, did you do it? "
US: "I'm washing tomatoes, because I collect tomatoes. "
Teacher: "The kids are great oh! What about you, Amin? "
Ah Ming: "? I'm washing my shoes because I stepped on the stool. "
76 Mentally ill maniac: I'm the president and you have to listen to me!
The doctor asked him: who said that?
Patient: God says.
Hearing this, the patient who suddenly jumped up: I never said that!
77. there is a family, the family is very lazy. Dad told the mother to do housework, the mother did not want to call the sister to do the big sister called the sister did not want to do, but my sister did not want to be called a puppy to do, and one day the house guests, found the puppy in the house to take care of things around the house, was very surprised to ask the dog: the puppy, you will do housework ah? The puppy said: no way, they do not do this, and asked me to do this ah. More surprised guests, you can talk! Puppy: shh! Keep it down, they know I can talk and will call me and pick up the phone ......!
78. Happy days to go to the zoo to feed the monkeys, monkeys eat peanuts thrown. ... But every time to the ass monkey peanuts ...... Then have the opportunity to eat ... Happy feel very disgusted ran to ask the principal, why the monkey such a strange behavior, anyway ... The main explanation: as a result of last year lost a big peach to him to eat that big peach sub can not fulfill the ass ...... He murders miserably! ...... So he must first food stuffed into the butt Liang Liangkan ensure that you can pull out before daring to eat ...
79. Demon King: "Princess, no one will come to your rescue even if you are breaking your throat!"
Princess: broken throat
: "Princess! I'll save you! "
Devil: "What the hell. "
Ghost: "Who found me? "
Who: "What happened without me? "
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80. a long, long time ago, there was a white cat and a black cat, the white of the day fell into the water, the black cat saved it in the black cat, and the white cat said, the word
I asked what is this word? A: Meow...
81The little white rabbit hopped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, you have a hundred buns, huh? "
Boss: "Ah, I'm sorry, there aren't that many"
"So ...... "The little white rabbit hung his head and walked away.
The next day, the bunny bounced back to the bakery, "Boss, there's a hundred buns, huh?"
Boss: "I'm sorry, still nothing"
"Wait. "The white rabbit hung his head and walked away.
On the third day, the white rabbit hopped over to the bakery, "Boss, there's a hundred buns, huh? "
The owner said happily, "Yes, with today we have a hundred buns! "
The bunny took the money: "Great, I'll buy two! "
82 Fire Brigade: where is the fire?
Alarm: my family.
Fire brigade: my question is where?
Alarm: kitchen
Fire Brigade: I mean, how do we get there?
Alarm: don't you have a fire truck?
83. coffee cups and mugs crossed the street, and this time, grandpa, he called out, "Oh, be careful, the light is red now." But after a while, the coffee cup smoothly rushed across the road, but his cup of truck-driven water into the injection, I want to ask why? Coffee cup "ears", water cup.
84. two tomatoes to go shopping, tomatoes suddenly go very fast, the second tomato asked: "Where will we? "No answer a tomato, the second tomato asked again, no answer. The tomato was, the tomato asked again. One tomato finally turns around slowly and says, "Aren't we tomatoes? We will discuss?
BR /> 85. Xiaoming and his classmates playful rhinoceros guess "Andy Lau"
Xiaoming shouted: "The Four Heavenly Kings"
Students do not hesitate to confidence when he said. "Monkey King! "
86 of the small of the penguin 1 day asked his grandmother, "Grandma Grandma, am I a penguin? " "Yes, of course you are a penguin. "The little penguin asked my father, "Daddy, am I a penguin? "Ah, your penguin, what's wrong?" "But, but why do I feel so cold?"
87 Kidnapped three school students. Bad guy, he tied to a telephone pole, and then asked him: say, where are you from? Electrocution! College student A: I college student B: Transportation University, Beijing University, college student C: I TVU (Power University)! The result of electrocution .... Cold
88. the past a horse walked into a bar, sat down at the bar, found a bartender a glass of wine, said to the waiter: your face is so long and long ah ...
89 The prisoner was executed by firing squad, the first shot didn't go and a second shot was fired due to poor quality bullets. . . The third shot. . . The prisoner cried: big brother you strangle me, hugging the bailiff's thighs! His mother is too scary .....
90 three people together in a test of marksmanship a black man, wearing something as a target.
The first man, put an apple on the head of the black, then at a distance of 10 meters, a raised hand and a shot broke the apple, he blew a kiss and said: 'I am Zorro!
The second person, the black head put a cherry, and then at a distance of 50 meters, the cherry crushed a shot, lifting his hand, he blew his muzzle and said: I'm 007 < / The third person raised the black head has sesame, and then at a distance of 100 meters, lifting his hand to shoot to the head of the black man who put it smashed, and he blew his own muzzle and said: I'm sorry
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91. Wang, 10th floor, personnel department, a month ago, was transferred to the 9th floor, administrative department to go ...... Today, Wang calls the HR department looking for him, "Is Amy in there?"
The coworker who answered the phone said, "Amy doesn't have personnel yet."
Student Amy: "Ah! When things ah, how do I not know ah, not yet had time to send him?"
"It does not matter, you can go to find him below
92, the wife spends a huge amount of money to do beauty to become a beautiful a few days after returning home! At the door, a puzzled husband said, "Well? Do not recognize me? "My husband froze for a moment, and then said in surprise:" Come on, my wife is not at home.
93 and a daughter all night with open arms, suddenly saw a man came to her, embraced like to do things, and tried to kick the man fell to the ground crying, saying: the third piece of who I invoked you home a piece of glass is so difficult?
94. This afternoon and a group of female coworkers chat, suddenly someone said I am not a man, I was on fire, I said the little boy, you say I am not, I took out your, the girls laughed, one of the most bullish, said, you pull out ah, I pulled out the ID card.
95. He said, a country, his relatives and his relatives together for the New Year live in a farm, the children played to their hearts' content, see inside a lot of things never seen, when he returned home, he put everything to his mother said, impressed him a sow with a pig.
What is the sow doing? The child said, "The pig's chasing the sow and then they surrendered to the sow and started tearing the belly button."
96. mother: "My son, my son! Coming!" It is really too easy! "What?"
Son: "It's too easy." "
Mom: "Easy yet? "
Son: "Ah, it's too easy? Simple ah! "
Mother: "You didn't think I was going to hit you, did you? " BR /> After the words, the lesson of dining, will his son.
Then the mother asked me:
"The word 'what', any kind of solution?"
Son: "'What'."
Mom: "I said, "What what do you mean? "
Son: "'What'! "
Mom takes son for a lesson ......
After the punishment was over, the mother asked:
Ask you, be a good boy and tell mom it's okay. "
Son: "Ah U_U."
Mother: "I often hear people say: 'fuck' is what you mean? "
Son: "(Courtship) ...... "
"97The thief says: "People call me a wannabe, nice!"
The warrior said, "People call me a martial artist, nice too!"
The Master said, "People call me an expert, but that's nice too!"
The swordsman said, "You guys talk, I'll go
BR /> 98. The student of the teacher training college said, "I'm a "teacher"
The student of the railroad college said, "My "iron house "
The student of the vocational and technical college said: my "vocational and technical college"
The student of the technical college: you guys talk, I'll go first!
99 White Jade says: My name is White Jade.
The turquoise jade says: My name is Jasper.
The red jade said: : My name is Ruby.
The beige-colored jade said: you guys chat, I'm leaving
100 Zhang Liangying said: "fans who worship me say: should
his idol Zhou Penchang Jie said: "fans who worship me say: even the idol is clean"
"The fans who worship me all say: even the idol is called smooth"
Lee said: 'You guys talk, I'll go first'