How to be witty when relatives ask for grades?

Spoiled and cute type

Will you give me a red packet for how many points I scored?

Witty reply type

Mom told me that the result is almost the same as yours

Straightforward type

It's not bad, there is room for improvement, thank you for your concern

Changing the question back to type

Auntie (uncle), how did your child do in the exam?

Preemptive type

1, polite hello

2, throw the question

3, quickly withdraw

the following questions to remember!

Questions:

(1) Hello aunt and uncle, how much is the pension?

(2) Is your daughter in love?

(3) Has the family bought a car?

(4) Do you still dance? Why are you getting fat again?

Finally, goodbye uncle and aunt.

Deeply hidden type

Forget it Auntie, let's not talk about it, or you'll have to beat your kids at home.

Witty answer type

1, heroes do not ask, relatives do not look at the score.

2. If we don't talk about grades on New Year's Eve, we're still relatives.

3, "the exam is difficult" "not bad it every question will do the question"

4, beauty and wisdom can not coexist!

5. This exam was meant to be a hit, but, when the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength again.