Valentine's Day Spoof

Loving you is so inexplicable and righteous, I know I won't be the only one for you in this life, but you are the love of my life! Happy Valentine's Day to you. The following is about Valentine's Day spoof statements, welcome to read!

1, the wind blew over the beach, raised memories of the splendor; river over a thousand mountains, with endless thoughts; clouds fly over the sky, Shu scroll leisurely romance; love arrived in the heart, said sweet love. 614 kiss Valentine's Day, love you unchanged.

2, Valentine's Day, hung up on the distant you, hope to turn into a pigeon, flying to you, even if you can do just a simple action: pull a bubble in your head!

3, remembering the great days of the past, unbearable to look back, the evening wind to rush, thinking of friends, how to beat him, long did not find a girlfriend, at this time alone festival, I wish all the world's good men, all have what they want, honey to Valentine's Day!

4, when the lover, text message to ask friends, I do not know around the flow of people, can have a boyfriend, I want to find her and go, but also afraid of missing the opportunity to sleep all night, the most difficult to rest, three cups of wine, how to beat him, Valentine's Day to find a friend!

5, deep love, rainy, you are a worm in my belly, what I want you understand, everything is in the silent! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get it right, but I'm sure you'll be able to!

6, Valentine's Day, send you four lovers: happy mood people, bring you happy mood; good luck lover, bring you what you want; success lover, bring you a beautiful future; health lover, bring you unlimited happiness!

7, turn over the diary of friendship, chapter through the happy, chapter are happy; open the diary of love, page shows sweet, paragraph are wonderful; turn over the diary of affection, sentence filled with warmth, words are harmony; diary Valentine's Day, may all lovers happy, happy!

8, very much like you, but embarrassed to call you, afraid you are busy, afraid of you ignore me, afraid of you think I harassment. Really want to contact you, but the pig will not accompany me to chat, can only stupidly read the text message! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!

9, flowers, roses, may you always be bright and beautiful; starlight, music, may you always be full of new tide; long days, long days, may you always be green and wide. Valentine's Day, thinking of you, bless you, the angel in my heart.

10, you come from Yunnan Yuanmou, I come from Beijing Zhoukou, let me hold your plush hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

11, I want to let the chocolate fragrance around you, so that the fragrance of roses to haunt you, so that the holiday fireworks shine on your beautiful face, when the moment the fireworks bloomed, you will see my heart for you to write down the three words "I love you", darling, Happy Valentine's Day.

12, years in a hurry, memories of the festival increase, the wind and rain often come to the attack, the thoughts of you do not stop, friends, you can be good in his hometown ah? Tanabata will come, may you become a bachelor double stick, Valentine's Day LeYouYou new music it!

13, raised in the home is the family pig, born in the mountains called wild boar, read this message is a stupid pig, if in the laugh is a stupid pig, angry is a fat pig, ignore me is a dead pig, do not reply to even worse than a pig. Happy Valentine's Day!

14, Valentine's Day lovers continue to sweet, no lover do not discourage, have the goal of doubling efforts, no goal to continue to seek, want to romantic candlelight dinner, want to really get together under the moon. The old man of the moon low-key message to you, confidential!

15, see you, I'm afraid of electrocution; do not see you, I need to charge; if there is no you, I think I'll be out of power. Loving you is my profession, thinking about you is my career, holding you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty!

16, thanks to this life and you know each other, I'm haunted by your soul into a disaster. I am sure that you are my favorite pursuit in this life. Without you my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me :yuan! Happy Valentine's Day!

17. On this day, there are no lovers on Valentine's Day! In this special day is coming, I think of - do not lover, I want to wife.

18, because you have my life is no longer lonely, because you have my back is no longer lonely, because you have my happiness is no longer lonely. Because of you I feel sweet, peace of mind, contentment and happiness. I'm so happy to see you, and I love you so much.

19, oh! Dear let me tell you, a thousand years ago on Valentine's Day, I did not go home, you thought I went to fool around, don't bother me, due to then no SMS. So I had to tell you a thousand years later, I went to buy flowers.

20, without bricks and mortar, a stroke can make you laugh, hey, with sweet words for you to build a magpie bridge, I wish you a sweet emotional life, happy, happy, happy, happy often peach blossom luck, wide range of people happy, happy Tanabata!

21, love is the longing of the heart, is the feeling of **** Ming, is the collision of souls, is the flash of electricity, is the sweet agar, is the intoxicating wine, is the home of happiness! Wish you a happy White Valentine's Day!

22, kiss your hand, this life together together; Kiss your face, warm affection forever; Kiss your heart, sweet love Mu Ganlin; Kiss your lips, long love pure. Kiss Valentine's Day is here, I would like to kiss you a lifetime.

23, the original is not not miss you, just forget the impact of that thought; just like I'm not not breathing, just forget that they have been breathing! Valentine's Day is here, I think of you in his country!

24, Valentine's Day, please in the guise of love, centered on lovers, secret gatherings of old lovers, steal under the moon will be the old lover, online looking for infatuation, speed up the development of small lovers, if the festival did not have a lover, go home to cajole his wife's honor.

25, alone together, long love, cold moon cold, the evening wind blowing, Valentine's Day to, single cell phone open, think about the good scene that year, the pen straight lyrics, blessing to send, Happy Valentine's Day!

26, there are two words have always wanted to say to you, in this special day finally raised the courage: the first sentence, I love you I love you; the second sentence, do not take the first sentence seriously. The first one is that I love you so much; the second one is that you should never take the first one seriously.

27, see it? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that. The first thing you need to do is to find a way to get to the top of the list. I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'm sure it's a good idea. I want to confess, right? Don't think about it! Take advantage of the auspicious day of Tanabata to tell your true feelings! The moon lord will definitely help!

28, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I do not love you, is impossible: I do not love you, is unreasonable: I do not want you, more than the sinus is wrong: I do not send you a text message, is to be struck by lightning.

29, love at first sight to fall in love with you, without saying anything to hold you, three days to find you, four no one kiss you, five days to marry you, sixty years without separation!

30, Valentine's Day, how many people laugh? I'm not sure what you're doing. Buns are really expensive buns price is also high, if there are burnt ribs, both can be thrown. Happy Valentine's Day!

31, you are the wind I am the boat, we partner to go far; you are the rose I am the flower, we open the love flower; you are warm I am home, we form a happy home; today's Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day!

32, Valentine's Day, a MM called him: "Come to my house, no one!" He was excited and ran wild! Knocked on the door for more than an hour, and found that no one really.

33, if one day you think of the people who have loved you, I will always be one of them, if there is a day in this world no one loves you again, then I must have died!

34, tea, to drink strong; road, to walk straight; pig's feet, to eat fragrant; ah, take the cell phone ` this one is not bad. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. Happy Valentine's Day!

35, the heart and soul of the collision, ignited to welcome the spring branches of the split sparks, we walk hand in hand into the world of spring.

36, pure blessings, pure wishes, strong joy, strong love. Overflowing flowers, rich chocolate, in this romantic moment, bring my strong Valentine's Day greetings, Happy Valentine's Day!

37, you can go out of my sight, but not out of my thoughts; you away from my side, but can not leave my heart; you can escape from my feelings, but not escape my memory. Silver Valentine's Day, think of you in your heart.

38, know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; bake you, stew you, braise you; fry you, pan fry you, cool you!

39, without you, I'm lonely, can't see you, I'm lost, want to say love you I'm not qualified, how much I want you, a little too much! Saw you, touched hard - south wind! - - Paste! Happy Valentine's Day!

40, thinking of you is that I write the sweetest diary, you are happy, so I am happy, meet you, is my greatest happiness. Diary of Valentine's Day, each of your fragments, are I write the sweetest diary.

41, your strip of text messages I do not forget, your words I remember in my heart, your voice greetings forever in the bottom of the heart, your sentence blessing never forget, and to have a silver Valentine's Day, I'm lonely and lonely also thinking of you, life will not forget you.

42, life as a play, there are sad and happy, more can not lack you! Valentine's Day, do not play the flower cavity, do not play acrobatics, just seriously pass a text message to you, I love you!

43, Valentine's Day will come, warm reminders in advance: implicitly send some flowers and plants, lively hands on the run, really drink enough to eat, enthusiastic singing and dancing, romantic hugging, crazy night put down, timid send a text message on the good!

44, love people have eyes **** to see, lovers happy together, ruthless people lifelong pain, infatuation people rain or shine, thin love people notorious, luxury love people can be counted vaguely, the true love of people is not me, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

45, a photo, evoking nostalgia, faint memories, sweet moments, deep yearning, happy companions; strong expectations, a lifetime of beauty, photo Valentine's Day, may we true love constantly, happy forever!

46, in your eyebrows I see the vicissitudes of life, in your eyes I see confidence, in your forehead I see the years, between your lips and teeth I see leeks, go brush your teeth! Happy Valentine's Day!

47, Valentine's Day, I want to say to you: before meeting you, the world is a wilderness, after meeting you, the world is a paradise, the past years, like a wisp of light smoke to me, the future career, because of you and the happiness of boundless.

48, black face is Bao Gong, black dress is noble. The black night is a good time to talk to each other, and the black is a good time to fall in love. The black people have no witness to embrace each other, and the black people have a lover's companion. I wish all lovers a happy ending, and I hope that all black people will have a heart to love.

49, red roses, white roses, all make the heart drunk. Red Valentine's Day, white Valentine's Day, festival are called to love each other expect to pine. I wish the majority of Prince Charming happy holidays, good love and good fate forever!

50, the blue sky and white clouds rely on each other want to rely on, green mountains and green water around each other, light wind and rain so wonderful, you and your lover forever together, Valentine's Day is here, I wish you when you are happy to get away with it, moment to moment haha laugh!

51, I was in a car accident, waist twisted, the driver is you - I was love hit a waist! I love you!

52, with you I will be very happy, you are my happy fruit. Every time I approach you, I have a feeling of heartbeat, and tonight is no exception. After a lot of waiting to finally meet you, I want to say out loud: I love you computer! Happy Valentine's Day!

53, quietly watching you concentrate, beautifully dreaming of you happy, y in love with you genuinely, properly pain you carefully, foolishly thinking of you obsessively, quietly tell you I really love you!

54, with the blessing for you to build a magpie bridge, not the cowherd's special Oh, but for you to build the magic treasure of love, as long as the Tanabata before and after the receipt of this text message, you will often go peach blossom luck, good luck with good people! Happy Valentine's Day!

55, buy their own roses, forget it, will be laughed at; buy chocolate, forget it, will be fat; light the candles, forget it, there is no valentine; Valentine's Day, I wish there is no valentine's day, you spend a happy Valentine's Day with me!

56, you look very creative, live is your courage, ugly is not your intention, just God sent a little temper, you have to be brave to live, if there is no more you, who can set off the world's beauty. Happy Valentine's Day!

57, your happiness, I come to the building; your confusion, I make up; your greed, I meet; your capriciousness, I come to give way; love and care for you, non-me, who let me is a professional pig farmer. Happy Valentine's Day!

58, green Valentine's Day, send you a blue rose, abiding is a promise; send you two blue roses, you and I meet is destiny; send you three blue roses, you are my deepest love. The language of the flower is true, hand in hand to forever.

59, if I am a billionaire, I have to buy all the roses in the world to give you. I am a rich man? No, so I can only send a text message to bless you: friend, happy Valentine's Day.

60, joy in the grassland green, hand in hand under the moon. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this. I am the green leaves will always accompany you, you are the flowers will always bloom. Spring, summer, fall and winter will not separate, flowers fall and leaves wither into mud. Green Valentine's Day: love each other and never leave each other.