Funny homophones
Rabbit said: "My mother calls me Little Rabbit, which sounds nice!"
Little Pig said: "My mother calls me Little Pig Piggy sounds nice!"
The puppy said: "My mother calls me little dog, which sounds nice too!"
Chicken said: "You guys talk, I'm leaving now. !”
The little rabbit said: “I was raised by the rabbit mother!”
The little pig said: “I was raised by the pig mother!”
Little pig! The chicken said: "I was raised by a chicken mother!"
The puppy said: "You guys chat, I'll leave first!"~
Sparring partner No. 0 said: "Outsiders call me "Lingpai, it sounds nice!"
Sparring partner No. 1 said: "It sounds good to outsiders to call me Yipai!"
Sparring partner No. 2 said: "It sounds good to outsiders to call me Erpai!" It sounds great!”
Sparring partner No. 3 said: “Let’s talk, let’s go first!”
The cat said to me: “I’m your grandma’s cat.”
p>The dog said to me: "I am your grandma's dog, and it sounds good too!"
The fish said to me: "I am your grandma's fish, and it sounds good too!"
The bear said: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first!"
The rogue said: "People call me rogue, which sounds nice!"
The warrior said: "People call me rogue. I’m a martial artist, and that’s nice!”
The master said, “People call me a master, and that’s nice too!”
The swordsman said, “Let’s talk, I’ll leave first”< /p>
Jane Zhang said: "The fans who admire me all say: My idol is named Ying"
He Jie said: "The fans who admire me all say: My idol is named Jie"
Zhou Bichang said, "The fans who admire me all say: My idol is called Chang"
Li Yuchun said: "You guys chat, I'll leave first!"
Higher mathematics teacher Said: I teach advanced mathematics this semester
The university physics teacher said: I teach mathematics this semester
The analog electronics teacher said: I teach analog electronics this semester
The socialist economics teacher said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first
The teacher from Peking University said: I’m from Peking University.
The student from Tianjin University said: I am a great student.
The student from Shanghai University said: I am a university student.
Xiamen University said: You guys chat, I’ll leave first
General Li Zongren said: I am a kind person!
General Fu Zuoyi said: I am a righteous person!
General Zuo Quan said: I have the power!
General Huo Qubing said: You guys chat, I’ll leave first
Minolta users said: We are beauties!
Canon users said: We are beauties!
Huaguang users said: We are Chinese!
Nikon user said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first
The door of Lao Zhang’s house is made of willow wood, Lao Zhang said: The door of my house is made of wood
< p>The door of Lao Li’s house is made of plastic. Lao Li said: The door of my house is made of plasticThe door of Lao Wang’s house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: The door of my house is brick door
p>The door of Lao Liu's house is made of steel. Lao Liu said: You guys chat, I'll leave first
White Jade said: My name is Bai Yu.
The green jade said: My name is Biyu.
Red Jade said: My name is Hongyu.
Apricot-colored jade said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first
The student from the Normal College said: I am from the "Normal College"
From the Railway College The student said: I am from the "Iron College"
The student from the Vocational College said: I am from the "Vocational College"
The student from the Technical College said: You guys chat, I'm leaving first
Lyrics that are easily misheard
For many songs, due to the singer or the song itself, it is impossible to hear the lyrics clearly. Many times we mishear the lyrics that are actually good. .
●When I was a child, I listened to "Xintianyou": "I lower my head, toward the ravine." I always felt that "my head is like a ravine."
●"Wait for a thousand years, wait for a while-" Some people heard it as: "The female ghost of a thousand years...the female ghost-"
●The end of the variety show that year The song: "Goodbye, goodbye, meet in front of the color screen..." No matter how it sounds, it sounds like: "Meet in the morgue..." Later, probably because the audience had too much opinion, it was changed to "Meet in the applause."
●Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? The title said, "Ah, the show has begun!" I listened for a long time, always thinking he said, "Ah, the wild boar pooped!"
●The line "Forever and forever" in "Descendants of the Dragon" "Keep your eyes open", I couldn't understand it at first. I always heard it as "it's two years behind forever". I always wondered, why does it have to be two years behind?
● Meng Tingwei's "How Many Good Sisters Do You Have" contains a sentence "Why do every sister marry to tears?" No matter how I listen to it, it always says "Why do every sister marry to a human being?" ...
●My high school classmate told me that when he was a child, he heard "the sun in the border area is red and red" as "the sun in the transformer is red and red"! He didn't know what the "border area" was at that time, but he remembered clearly that he could see the red sunset to the west of the village every evening. The most terrible thing is that there is a transformer set up on a high place to the west of their village. In the evening, I just saw a red sun above the transformer. So my classmate kept wondering: Why did the person who wrote the song know that the transformer in their village was located in the west?
●In Andy Lau's "The Chinese", "How many dreams are hidden in the wind and rain of five thousand years" is heard as "How many dreams are hidden in Wu Qianlian's wind and rain"...
●"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old together with you" is pronounced as "The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you..."
< p>●When I was a child, I followed the TV and learned to sing the theme song (Japanese) of "Smart Ikkyu". I misunderstood and learned, so I sang "Geji, Geji, Geji, Gejigge, Auntie washes the spittoon..." ..."●"Learn from Lei Feng, a good example... If you stand firm, the beans will be fragrant..." Why does it mean that if you stand firm, the beans will be fragrant? Because beans are also patriotic. That's how I've always understood it.
●"...Our motherland is a garden. The flowers in the garden are so bright. The warm sunshine shines on us. Everyone has a smile on their face..." The last two sentences were heard as "from Henan" when I was a child. The sun is shining on us, and Americans are smiling." I have been depressed for several years...
●When I was a child, I heard someone sing: "We sat by the tall urn and listened to my mother talk about that "Things in the past..." I thought it was very scary. I didn't know the lyrics until high school: "...beside the grain pile..."
●Listen to Jordan Chan's new album "Hug", the style has changed, and the mood has changed. Deep style. As I listened all the way, I suddenly heard Jordan Chan singing "Little Beast" frequently. Paying closer attention, yes, the full sentence seemed to be "Let the whole world call him Little Beast." Isn't it a yuppie? Something's wrong? After reading the lyrics, I realized: "I can make the whole world laugh!" Alas!
●There is a song, and until now I still think the sentence is: "A group of March 8 dancers". I don't know which song it is - "Samba Dance".
●Have you ever heard Jacky Cheung singing "The Ending Is Not the Result I Want" - "...The ending is not the result I want...The person waiting inside the car window is no longer me..." My friend and I heard this many times and thought, "The person waiting in the toilet is no longer me..." and never figured it out.
●Another time, I heard "...the geese have listened to my songs, and the river has kissed my face..." as: "The uncle has listened to my songs, and the young man has kissed my face." "faint!
●Later I heard a single love song sung by a classmate in the same dormitory: "...the more frustration you have, the more courage you will have in love..." which became "...the more courage you have in love..."
< p>●In the theme song of Ren Xianqi's version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", "Whether it makes me sad or makes me drunk..." I always hear it as "Whether Yang Guo is sad or Yang Guo is drunk..." Hey ! Why are you always at odds with the leading actor? !●Do you still remember the "Clouds of Hometown" written by the wanderer Fei Xiang - "... come ghosts, come ghosts... (come back, come back)", at first glance, I was really shocked.
●A classmate of mine from a rural area, when listening to Zhang Huimei’s "Sisters", said, "...You are my sister, you are my baby!" After listening to it for two days, I finally couldn't help but speak. I asked: "How can this girl sing? How come she is my sister and my uncle's at the same time!?"
●In junior high school, a classmate listened to A Zhe's "Love is Like Tide" and was confused. Ask me: "Why did he sing 'Promise me you'll never stand in line late at night again' (wandering)?"
●The first time I listened to Tong Ange's "Yelian Girl", it actually sounded like "... Wild ass, mysterious wild ass..." I was puzzled for a long time!
●To talk about unclear enunciation, the first choice is Jay Chou. In one of his songs, he hummed: "Little bitch, little bitch, little bitch, little bitch, little bitch, little bitch" ..." When I heard that, I felt so good that I also sang along. After being scolded by my girlfriend, I realized that the brother was singing "Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Jay Chou..." And he called himself a little bitch?
●There is another one, which has nothing to do with the lyrics, it is an advertisement. Have you ever seen Cecilia Cheung’s Sofitel slimming advertisement? Cecilia Cheung put her hands on her waist, swayed, and walked out gracefully. The two beauties next to her looked at her with envy. Cecilia Cheung said, "Why don't you use Soft?" I heard it as "Why don't you support me with your hands?" ? "I thought Zhang Meiren thought her waist was too thin and was afraid of breaking it, so she told everyone to hold on to the thin waist and be careful of it breaking! It was only after communicating with friends much later that I learned the truth. Everyone burst into laughter!