2. I'm going on a blind date tomorrow, who knows a plastic surgeon? I'm not asking for much, just make it look like my picture!
3. Meat bun drank too much wine and kept vomiting, then he turned into a steamed bun.
4. The Da Vinci Code has not been cracked yet, and the root cause is that we don't know his account!
5. So many leaders here, you still try to talk less, you open your mouth people will know that our cafeteria food is not good!
6. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality stems from who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.
7. In fact, there is no need for us to care so much out there, even if we are strangers, there is no guarantee that we won't be square dancing in one piece in a few decades.
8. In fact, you are quite smart, is the IQ is low. In fact, you're quite handsome, but the face is a little ugly. In fact, you are quite tall, but the legs are a little short.
9. I have long been accustomed to your warmth, why can't we go on like this? Why do I have to bear the pain of breaking up with the quilt alone in the miserable cold morning?
10. Jin Yong wrote 14 books, the names can be linked into a couplet. And JK Rowling wrote 7 books, the names can be linked into a joke, to ensure that you read a laugh.
11. Nowadays, boys are whiter than girls, taller than girls, and prettier than girls, is the world of boys coming?
12. I envy you dirtbags who ride bicycles to school, I'm tired of taking a taxi to school every day!
13. There are two things that others can not take away, one is to eat into the stomach of the food, the other is hidden in the heart of the dream, so I want to be a dream of food.
14. It's not easy for girls nowadays to be fresh and well-behaved in front of their families, to be quiet and ladylike in front of strangers, to be a bully in front of the teacher, to be a heavy mouth in front of classmates, to be a cute loli in front of her lover, and to be a rogue in front of her girlfriends!
15. close to me before you want to think clearly, in addition to handsome I can nothing.
16. Trouble is, all parents teach their children to distinguish between "sister" and "auntie", thank you!
17. A real foodie can't say the word "diet" unless he's eating!
18. The difference between the different stages of school is: elementary school classes cost mouth, junior high school classes cost pen, high school classes cost brain, college classes cost flow!
19. It is said that using a large-screen phone to make a phone call will appear to be a small face, but I always think that you are holding a 12-inch flat screen, appears to be a good small screen!
20. When I was a kid, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up I realized that the whole world could not save me!